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_Lost_
09-15-2012, 09:31 PM
I need scary/funny clown one-liners. I'm working at a haunted trail and am trying to come up with dialogue ideas for my audition tomorrow.

I've got a few:
-I just wanna take your intestines and make them into balloon animals.
-Be patient. You will all get your turn to die. I've been dead once already. Its very liberating. Consider it ... uhh... therapy
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WebDudette
09-15-2012, 09:49 PM
Everything floats down here!

GamerKT
09-15-2012, 10:42 PM
Here's a shitty one that I barely remember.


Two guys were eating a clown.
"This tastes funny."

Godxilla
09-16-2012, 02:32 PM
Here's a shitty one that I barely remember.


Two guys were eating a clown.
"This tastes funny."

This is the best so far.