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NIX-on-the-MAN
02-22-2005, 12:37 PM
Introduce yourself on this thread to eliminate the need to start news ones for the same prepose. And for future members, "Hi there 'BLANK', welcome, and enjoy The Offspring Forums." ;)

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 01:39 PM
Hi, I'm Richard, I'm 10 years old and I joined this lovely bbs recently because I love The Offspring. And thank you.

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:08 PM
I'm Danny, 11 yrs old, i ####ing love the offspring, there my favourite band coz there ####ing awesome!!! :D :cool: :D

Richard you sound nice....we should be fiends

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:13 PM
Sure, I would love to :)
Call me Brenda.

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:14 PM
Yay a fiend!

Well if we're being honest with each other...I'm actually 10 and gay and i get beaten up every day after school due to my navel piercing.... :(

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:18 PM
I'm gay too. I god ass raped by my dad and I get beat up everyday because I always get a boner when a guy touches me :(

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:21 PM
Ah man..i feel your pain - I get ass raped by my teachers every day - they invite me into the staff room and....

is it wrong to enjoy it...? :o

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:26 PM
Oh man! That happens to me everyday! And I thought I was alone in the world! And I don't think it's wrong to feel pleasure... You are my best fwend :)

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:29 PM
OMG OMG!!! I though i was alone too...

*wipes away tears*

we should meet up, i mean we're both gay and obviously deeply disturbed - it'd be so cool! We could do stuff....






I love you man. :)

Jimbob2005
02-22-2005, 03:32 PM
gays???!!!!

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:32 PM
OMG, I totally love you! If you find flowers and candies on your door step some time this week, you'll know who sent them *wink wink* :)

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:37 PM
OMG OMG

*skips around room*

someone's coming onto me!

Flowers! My favourite! OHHH! tulips and pansies and all nice things...

I must do something back...*thinks*

If you get ass-raped in a dark alley you'll know who sent the hired goons my love ;)

dammit 10 character thingy

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:41 PM
That sounds oh so romantic! :)
Damn, I feel a boner coming up... Lets just say that I'll be thinking of you ;)
Now, how does it work again? I'm only 10 ya know...

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:41 PM
gays???!!!!

Wow man, my birthday's like 1 month and 2 days after yours! So close - we should be gay buddies, or i guess if you don't swing that way we could just be buddies?

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 03:43 PM
Now, how does it work again? I'm only 10 ya know...

You go up to your parents and show them - if they're anything like my parents they'll jump right on you...just sit back and enjoy the luuuuvv! ;)

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 03:46 PM
Wow man, my birthday's like 1 month and 2 days after yours! So close - we should be gay buddies, or i guess if you don't swing that way we could just be buddies?
Can I join in too?


You go up to your parents and show them - if they're anything like my parents they'll jump right on you...just sit back and enjoy the luuuuvv! ;)
Yes, I remembr when they forced me into group sex a few times... My big sis was taking pictures. Then she made me touch her boobs, ewwww! I miss my dad's cock :(

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 04:04 PM
Can I join in too?

No problem...how could i leave you out???!! The more the merrier :D


Yes, I remembr when they forced me into group sex a few times... My big sis was taking pictures. Then she made me touch her boobs, ewwww! I miss my dad's cock :(

*sob*

don't we all...

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 04:09 PM
No problem...how could i leave you out???!! The more the merrier :D
Sweeeeeeet! I'm in! Well, I'll be in...



*sob*

don't we all...
Indeed... Too bad I killed him with an axe... :(

Noodles is gay
02-22-2005, 04:15 PM
damn...mine's still alive but he has a cold so refuses to ass-rape me :'(

you could've cut off his cock and tried to ass-rape yourself? or just kinda waited for the stiff being dead thing to creep into his body then rape yourself on him - there's nothing wrong with necrophilia

original_psycho
02-22-2005, 04:19 PM
Yes, actually that's what I did. Then it decomposed and I couldn't do shit... Then I killed the rest of my family because they all annoyed me. Bleah...

NIX-on-the-MAN
02-22-2005, 06:19 PM
Introduce yourself on this thread to eliminate the need to start news ones for the same prepose. And for future members, "Hi there 'BLANK', welcome, and enjoy The Offspring Forums." ;)
WOW, way to stay on topic people. *clapping in and empty hallway*

TheUnholyNightbringer
02-24-2005, 06:27 PM
i like penis. LOLZ

Jack the Tripper
02-24-2005, 06:28 PM
I are Ay pr0duKt Owf Publikc Edjugashun

Super Jack Rabbit
02-24-2005, 06:31 PM
I'm new!
Hi.
My favorite food is bacon...
Any questions?

NIX-on-the-MAN
02-24-2005, 07:30 PM
I'm new!
Hi.
My favorite food is bacon...
Any questions?
i like bacon too. it's tasty :)

dirtybird
02-24-2005, 07:52 PM
So you finally gave in?

offspring kid
02-24-2005, 08:34 PM
conspiracy of one7dark orange


HELLO FUCKIN FANS i am 15 years old from norway i like the offspring coz they ROCK the HELL out Of the PUNKs n they play the music which everyones MOM hates :cool:

dirtybird
02-24-2005, 08:35 PM
conspiracy of one7dark orange


HELLO FUCKIN FANS i am 15 years old from norway i like the offspring coz they ROCK the HELL out Of the PUNKs n they play the music which everyones MOM hates :cool:

My mom actually doesn't mind them..

ball_room_blitzer05
02-25-2005, 03:46 AM
Hey, luke 18, i like the offspring coz they got me into punk rock and because of their music i live my life the way i do, duno what id have done without the band, i most likely would have ended up listening to some crappy emo band *cough* simple plan *cough*, or the likes, but thanks to the offsprings great music i now listen to full fledged old school punk and neo anarchist punk :D .

ball_room_blitzer05
02-25-2005, 03:48 AM
conspiracy of one7dark orange


HELLO FUCKIN FANS i am 15 years old from norway i like the offspring coz they ROCK the HELL out Of the PUNKs n they play the music which everyones MOM hates :cool:
my mum likes them to, she thinks Bryan (Dexter) is hot, but i'll let the chix be the judge on that ;) . she also like most of us, misses Ron :(

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:05 PM
Pee pee OMG WTF LOLZ

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-01-2005, 06:06 PM
Poo poo OMFG WTS ROTFLZ

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:08 PM
Pippity kaka poopoo :eek:
*falls off chair*

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-01-2005, 06:11 PM
Alright, you win. Didn't want you to hurt yourself over it.

coke_a_holic
03-01-2005, 06:13 PM
Mr Stabby
La la la la la la

For more information: http://www.rathergood.com/stabbypool/

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:13 PM
Laa dee daa
Hehe, lolz!

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:16 PM
I have the biggest cock in the world.
Wanna play with my balls?

BaneOfEvil3
03-01-2005, 06:20 PM
I have the biggest cock in the world.
Wanna play with my balls?


Fuck yeah.

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:22 PM
Sweeeeet!
Get on your knees, biatch! (omg wtf lolz :D)

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:43 PM
Bleah, mine is bigger...

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 06:52 PM
You're saying that because you're jealous because I have a bigger cock than yours...

Jack the Tripper
03-01-2005, 07:25 PM
Warn me if you're about to say something that's acually funny

dirtybird
03-01-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm about to say something funny

Nothing you say is funny. Give it up and go die somewhere.

original_psycho
03-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Warn me if you're about to say something that's acually funny
Make me, biatch.

sgwt_greg
03-01-2005, 10:15 PM
Warn me if you're about to say something that's acually funny
What a coincidence...I read this quote, laughed, and choked on a pretzel...Like Bush.

dirtybird
03-01-2005, 11:33 PM
I'm going to die in my ass

You do that - it'd be a fitting end to you.

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-02-2005, 02:20 PM
You do that - it'd be a fitting end to you.
Served!!!!

dirtybird
03-02-2005, 06:02 PM
Huh? What? Meh?

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-07-2005, 12:24 PM
This thread needs to stay alive so people can see it. ;)

Naz
03-07-2005, 12:40 PM
I saw it and got scared :eek:

Noodles is gay
03-07-2005, 12:49 PM
i hate you all except for Sergeant Spliff and his friend; i hope the rest of you die a horrible firey death.

Sergeant Spliff
03-07-2005, 12:53 PM
^^ thanks for the welcome jen!

original_psycho
03-07-2005, 01:13 PM
i hate you all except for Sergeant Spliff and his friend; i hope the rest of you die a horrible firey death.
But... But... *runs away*

foxy
03-08-2005, 12:04 PM
dirtybird i just love your avatar it rocks :D

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-14-2005, 12:32 PM
Woah, I found this on page four. Almost got way form me.

Noodles is gay
03-14-2005, 12:40 PM
Woah, I found this on page four. Almost got way form me.

*snigger*

not at all lame! :D



Love your avatar btw - fucking awesome game; ocarina of time was the best though :cool:

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-14-2005, 12:47 PM
Love your avatar btw - fucking awesome game; ocarina of time was the best though :cool:
Yeah, it's a great game. But you (YOU: meaning everyone who loves Zelda here) should feast your eyes on the new trailer for the next one. It's pertty kool. ;) just go to nintendo.com and theres a link (hehe, Link... it's just ironic) to the zelda site with the trailer there.

Noodles is gay
03-14-2005, 12:53 PM
Dude that looks awesome!

After the windwaker anyway... :mad:

*shudders just at the memory of that appalling game*

I hate that game is was so crap after ocarina of time and majorias (sp?) mask. :eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/elektra9/link.bmp

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-14-2005, 12:59 PM
I love all zelda games. Even thoughs two... I can never hate a game with link in it.

I'd go gay for Link... There... I said it. :rolleyes:

Noodles is gay
03-14-2005, 01:03 PM
lol!

the N64 ones were the best, can't wait for this new one now...


*continues to drool over Zelda screenshots*

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 04:18 PM
Wow. The creator hijacked his own thread. How sad.

Anyways, I am KappaWing. I like to screw around with computers (no, not in that sense), and modify games to make them better. All other info is already in my profile. Hwazzah!

Taz
03-14-2005, 05:22 PM
Hey. Im Taz. Im 14. And thats all I have to say about that.

Venezuelan_Nightmare
03-14-2005, 05:26 PM
I love all zelda games. Even thoughs two... I can never hate a game with link in it.

I'd go gay for Link... There... I said it. :rolleyes:
im playing Zelda Ocarina OF Time xDDDD right at the moment

billiejoe87_greenday
03-15-2005, 01:16 AM
Hey everyone!
I'm Paul, Im 17 and I LOVE PUNK!!

HellDeathscythe666
03-16-2005, 07:28 PM
Names HellDeathscythe666, musikas my game, real names Ricardo, been refered here by my good friend Nix-on-the-Man, not a big fan of The Offspring as I would want to be, but its starting to grow on me

ruroken
03-16-2005, 07:32 PM
I'm... shit, I've been here awhile. I can't say anything.

Cept my avatar is great and please change your username to DEATHSYTHEHELL!!! Damn I hate it backwards...

leo3375
03-16-2005, 10:10 PM
I'm an old-timer and I just wamt to welcome all you newbies.

Some unwritten rules to abide by:

1. No spamming
2. Do not question what "Gone Away" is about.
3. Before you make a thread, see if there's already a topic on it.
4. If there's a thread that is pure stupidity, ignore it.
5. Do not hesitate to report spamming, offensive, or otherwise problematic posts.
6. Do not pry into the band's personal lives. Posting useless facts is acceptable, but wanting information about their children is not.

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-17-2005, 12:10 PM
That was nicly put man, some good guild-lines for everyone.

ruroken
03-17-2005, 01:20 PM
Especially if you happen to be extremely retarded and was killed 900 times in one hour.

redhotmoonchic5
04-13-2005, 04:27 PM
srry i already made a new thread b4 i read this cuz im new and offspring rox

dirtybird
04-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Don't revive dead threads.

offsprnblakc
04-13-2005, 05:54 PM
Ok So I'm Offsprnblakc, Obviously,
But Does Anyone Here Like The Bravery?
I Think Honest Mistake Is Awsome.

dirtybird
04-13-2005, 05:56 PM
Don't revive dead threads.

* Slaps forehead *

Amanda
04-13-2005, 05:58 PM
Lol! Hey i never got to post in this kind of thread. I wanna introduce myself! :p

Sinister
04-13-2005, 06:11 PM
gays are OK, they just gotta remember only 10% of the world population is gay. me being part of the 90% of "normal" people.

Amanda
04-13-2005, 06:13 PM
Dude sometimes you scare the crap out of me...

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-18-2005, 06:39 PM
Yes, I remembr when they forced me into group sex a few times... My big sis was taking pictures. Then she made me touch her boobs, ewwww! I miss my dad's cock :(

WTF?! OH GOD YOU NEED HELP LITTLE BOY! :mad:

Camilamazed
05-18-2005, 08:13 PM
It would work NIX if the noobs weren't so fond of starting new thread to catch everybody's attention hehe :D