View Full Version : Im pathetic. I know. So dont bother.

02-26-2005, 08:03 PM
Ive been talking to this guy over the net for some months now. Hes a good friend. We talk about all sorts of everyday stuff. Its nice. Hes really sweet. And fun. And smart. Yes. Ive never had any romantic feelings for him whatsoever.. Then theres this other guy. Weve not really talked that much, but everytime he writes me, i get friggin butterflies in my stomack. What the fucks that about? Tell me why.

02-26-2005, 08:05 PM
You probably have an E-Crush on him.

02-26-2005, 08:07 PM
What the fuck is an E-Crush? It doesnt exist.

02-26-2005, 08:08 PM
Or maybe you need some beano.

02-26-2005, 08:09 PM
I think thats it.

02-26-2005, 08:16 PM
What the fuck is an E-Crush? It doesnt exist.
If one has a crush on another over the net, this would be called an E-crush around here.
And uhh.. how far is his location from yours? I wouldn't encourage anything towards this if he's long hours away.

02-26-2005, 08:18 PM
I wouldnt encourage anything towards this if hes 10 mins away.

02-26-2005, 08:20 PM
Then you need fuckin' beano.

What another wasteful thread we have here.

02-26-2005, 08:26 PM
What? Its not wasteful. Its full of educational knowledge for everyone.

02-26-2005, 08:59 PM
Its sweet what youre trying to do, but its just not working.

02-26-2005, 09:06 PM
Useless thread! Hardly! It is educating everyone about the rare phenomena known as the e-crush. The e-crush is highly intoxicating and can easily lead to sexually depraved acts. My advice; eat some goody shroomies and e-mail him your pic giving him a birdie and tell him to f-off. Do this after he sends you a very passionate and heart felt letter. Works for me all the time. :)

Trip Boy
02-26-2005, 09:12 PM
Just make sure that the 1st cyber guy doesn't find out about the other one. Or you will be known as a E-Slut.

02-26-2005, 09:30 PM
I think ill just pass on all that E-Stuff.

02-26-2005, 10:45 PM
This thread is so fucking bad it makes me wish I cut my eyes out before I read it.

That would have been an improvement! ;)