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ThatOneGuy123
02-27-2005, 08:23 PM
A Japanese man walks into a band and gives a clerk 2000yen and gets $75,the next day he comes back with 2000yen again and only gets $64 he asks the clerk "Why is there less pay?" the clerk replies "Fluctuataions" the man starts to walk off then turns around and says "Well,fluck you Americans too!"


say the word "fluctuations" if u didnt get it right away

ninth
02-27-2005, 08:29 PM
I didn't think it was possible to make that joke any less funny, and then you explained it.

dirtybird
02-27-2005, 09:06 PM
I didn't think it was possible to make that joke any less funny, and then you explained it.

Exactly my thinking.

How about Irish jokes, instead.

What's 2 miles long and has an IQ of 40?
-- A Saint Patrick's Day parade.

What do you call an Irish guy with a College Degree?
-- A liar.

CommonRider
02-27-2005, 09:36 PM
LOL those Irish jokes are great

RXP
02-28-2005, 12:58 AM
What do you call a black man? Wesley.

ninth
02-28-2005, 01:33 AM
No, Benson.

Trip Boy
02-28-2005, 02:22 AM
I didn't think it was possible to make that joke any less funny, and then you explained it.

That was funnier then the joke.

ThatOneGuy123
02-28-2005, 03:30 PM
yeah the joke was pretty gay,say whats got more chins than a fat camp? China

JohnnyNemesis
02-28-2005, 04:02 PM
I was laughing at the spelling of "Asian" in the title myself...



What do you call an Irish guy with a College Degree?
-- A liar.
Gotta admit, that got a huge chuckle outta me.

punkangel
02-28-2005, 04:20 PM
that's an awesome joke....
I'm still laughing... :D

Ken Jennings
03-01-2005, 09:52 PM
What did the cowboy say to the pencil? "Let's draw".

dirtybird
03-01-2005, 10:54 PM
Gotta admit, that got a huge chuckle outta me.

People agree, I am more awesome and funny than the original joke on this thread.

dirtybird
03-01-2005, 10:54 PM
If a Jew with a full erection walks into a wall, what happens?

He breaks his nose.

RXP
03-02-2005, 12:47 AM
^I got a boner from that post.

ninth
03-02-2005, 12:58 AM
Asain jokes (no offence to Asains)
I've still only seen one 'asain' joke and your subject line is plural.