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foxy
03-10-2005, 07:45 AM
post your problems here and dr fox will give you his no crap advice :D

Trip Boy
03-10-2005, 09:11 AM
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue....
and then you add eggs and sugar you get cake. Where did the glue go?

foxy
03-10-2005, 09:30 AM
water reacts with the white stuff in the eggs differently coz its of a different consistancy to water or something like that anyway

Trip Boy
03-10-2005, 09:45 AM
Why do we eat with our mouth?

foxy
03-11-2005, 10:30 AM
coz you cant stuff food up your arse very well and it dont taste to nice either

Tijs
03-11-2005, 01:04 PM
Where did my pencil go?

original_psycho
03-11-2005, 01:39 PM
Who stole my cd player?

Tijs
03-11-2005, 01:48 PM
Howcome drinking pee can be healthy sometimes, even though it's waste your body produces, because it doesn't need it anymore?

Trip Boy
03-11-2005, 09:38 PM
You wanted the thread fucker...now answer the fucking questions.

dexterisMYman
03-11-2005, 09:40 PM
y do oriental ppl have small penises?

Panzerfaust92
03-12-2005, 01:32 AM
I have a problem, Dr. Fox. My girlfriend is pregnant and she says I'm the father. The baby is due this October. Should we elope and skip college or should we beg our parents for financial support, while we go to school? I really need your help here. My butterfly knife is opened right now and I'm thinking about pulling the plug. If you don't help me, I'm taking the cowards way out.

Panzerfaust92
03-12-2005, 01:33 AM
Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA. I'm having fun.

Tijs
03-12-2005, 04:30 AM
I have a problem, Dr. Fox. My girlfriend is pregnant and she says I'm the father.
Don't believe her.

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:34 PM
Where did my pencil go?
where u left it

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:34 PM
Who stole my cd player?
a theif/ robber

I don't know
03-12-2005, 01:35 PM
why my hamster always bits me?

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:35 PM
Howcome drinking pee can be healthy sometimes, even though it's waste your body produces, because it doesn't need it anymore?
it not its just some thing mad people do

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:37 PM
You wanted the thread fucker...now answer the fucking questions.
shut up retard i got school and i just rebuilt my computer so give me time :mad:

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:38 PM
y do oriental ppl have small penises?
dont know probably because there small so every thing is in proportion

dexterisMYman
03-12-2005, 01:38 PM
oh well then

foxy
03-12-2005, 01:39 PM
Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA. I'm having fun.
i would have just to you to leave her any way

Offspring Pyro
03-12-2005, 01:40 PM
if you bend a boner down a lot will it snap off?

foxy
03-13-2005, 11:07 AM
dont know but it will hurt like hell if it does

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 11:10 AM
a theif/ robber
Bah.. I knew that!
I need to know who exactly did it so I could kick him in the nuts!

I don't know
03-13-2005, 11:14 AM
why u didn't answer my question?

BuddyHolly
03-13-2005, 11:22 AM
@ DrFox: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!

Tijs
03-13-2005, 12:37 PM
where u left it
Which is...

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 12:43 PM
why my hamster always bits me?


Perhaps he is looking for nuts. Just make sure he doesen't run up your leg. :)

Offspring Pyro
03-13-2005, 07:02 PM
if you get a visectimy what happens if you masturbate for hours on end?

turb0negr0
03-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Why did my shoelace snap!?

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 07:30 PM
Oooooh, I have a good question for you foxy,

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 07:32 PM
Why can't I sleep?

turb0negr0
03-13-2005, 07:50 PM
Why can't I sleep?


Because you're awake too much.

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 07:52 PM
That's because I can't sleep.

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:06 PM
Why can't I sleep?

Chronic insomnia, most likely. I reccomend antihistamenes. They knock you out pretty quick, and clear your sinus also. Since Foxy probably won't return, I am hereby hijacking this thread. Follow the drill and no-one gets hurt. :cool:

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 08:09 PM
I can't use medicin cause I'd get addicted. And that's bad. I think.
Ah, I'm doomed to horrible sleepless nights and free pie.

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:11 PM
if you get a visectimy what happens if you masturbate for hours on end?

Same as if you didn't have a visectomy. The semen still comes out, it is simply void of sperm. I could imagine you'd need plently of lube by then, though.


Why did my shoelace snap!?

It was most likely frayed to the breaking point. An easy solution would be to purchase an entirley new shoelace. I heard they're pretty cheap.

Any more stupid questions?

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:12 PM
I can't use medicin cause I'd get addicted. And that's bad. I think.
Ah, I'm doomed to horrible sleepless nights and free pie.

Addicted? Bad? Hardly!

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 08:14 PM
Any more stupid questions?
Who am I ?

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 08:16 PM
Addicted? Bad? Hardly!
Ah, I see. But I don't know from where the hell I'm supposed to find such medicin. I'm just a dumb 14 year old romanian girl. I know nothing, nothing I say.

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:25 PM
Ah, I see. But I don't know from where the hell I'm supposed to find such medicin. I'm just a dumb 14 year old romanian girl. I know nothing, nothing I say.

Actifed or any nose-decongesting cold medicine will work fine. You can pick it up at your local drug store.

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 08:28 PM
Ah, I see. Thanks.


Who am I ?
Answer me, dammit!

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:31 PM
You are original_psycho. A human being inhabiting the Terran planet of the Sol star system. Unless you aren't human, that is...

original_psycho
03-13-2005, 08:33 PM
Actually I'm not a human being.

KappaWing
03-13-2005, 08:37 PM
In that case, who/what are you? (Besides the 14 year old Romanian girl who you already told us you were, that is)

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:24 AM
why my hamster always bits me?
coz it h8s you or you arnt feeding it enought

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:25 AM
@ DrFox: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!
bugger off

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:26 AM
Which is...
how the hell should i know you left it there

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:27 AM
if you get a visectimy what happens if you masturbate for hours on end?
blood probably come out the end i dont know try it and find out

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:27 AM
Why did my shoelace snap!?
it was old and it was his time to go

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:29 AM
Oooooh, I have a good question for you foxy,

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?
ive al ready told you this i have school and stuff give some god dam fuckin time ill answer all your q's in time

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:30 AM
Why can't I sleep?

your think of something more important

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:31 AM
Same as if you didn't have a visectomy. The semen still comes out, it is simply void of sperm. I could imagine you'd need plently of lube by then, though.



It was most likely frayed to the breaking point. An easy solution would be to purchase an entirley new shoelace. I heard they're pretty cheap.

Any more stupid questions?

hey arsehole stop stealing my job

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:31 AM
Who am I ?
original psycho

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:33 AM
You are original_psycho. A human being inhabiting the Terran planet of the Sol star system. Unless you aren't human, that is...

STOP STEALING MY GOD DAM JOB
you can work for me though!

Embodude2004
03-14-2005, 05:37 AM
who stoll my skateboard and my bike

foxy
03-14-2005, 05:48 AM
a theif took the board and a robber took the bike

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 09:01 AM
You, yeah you! Follow the drill, punk! :cool:

Tijs
03-14-2005, 09:41 AM
how the hell should i know you left it there
You're supposed to give me advice doc.

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 09:51 AM
Tjis, do you have any cluttered workdesk areas in your home? If so, look there. If it's not there, you might want to look in your kitchen or bedroom. Occasionally, you jot things down there and don't remember. If it's not there, look under couches and chairs and the like.

Tijs
03-14-2005, 09:58 AM
I want an answer from Dr. Foxy.

foxy
03-14-2005, 09:58 AM
You're supposed to give me advice doc.
try under ur bed or behind the sofa thanx for wanting my advice

Tijs
03-14-2005, 10:01 AM
There's no 'under my bed'. It's my bed laying on the floor.

foxy
03-14-2005, 10:03 AM
try on the bed then

HeadAroundU
03-14-2005, 10:06 AM
Why there's no Ignition and S/T in your avatar???

Tijs
03-14-2005, 10:09 AM
try on the bed then
Why would I sleep with a pencil in my bed? And wouldn't I have noticed that, since it's like 5 days ago I asked you the question.

BuddyHolly
03-14-2005, 10:30 AM
Why isn't Weezer already confirmed for the Rockin Park Festival?

original_psycho
03-14-2005, 10:42 AM
your think of something more important
What am I thinking of?

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 04:19 PM
What am I thinking of?

Sex, no doubt.

JoY
03-14-2005, 04:41 PM
Dr. Fox sucks.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2005, 04:46 PM
Dr Fox needs to learn that you can put more than one answer in a post.

TexasTechRocks
03-14-2005, 04:49 PM
how can i lose my virginity and find a girl to do it with??

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-14-2005, 04:50 PM
Just out of interest.. how old are you? Not a piss-take, a genuine inquiry.

SkunkIt
03-14-2005, 04:57 PM
post your problems here and dr fox will give you his no crap advice :DWhy did you eat my ice cream?

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 05:33 PM
how can i lose my virginity and find a girl to do it with??


Four letters; R-A-P-E



Why did you eat my ice cream?


He probably ate it because it was tasty.

KappaWing
03-14-2005, 05:51 PM
I think foxy answers in different replies in order to jack up his post count... (which I'm doing right now...)

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:14 AM
Why there's no Ignition and S/T in your avatar???
coz i havent finished it yet i got to add pics of the band as well

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:15 AM
Why would I sleep with a pencil in my bed? And wouldn't I have noticed that, since it's like 5 days ago I asked you the question.
mabay you left it a school/work

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:16 AM
Why isn't Weezer already confirmed for the Rockin Park Festival?
i thaught they were

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:17 AM
What am I thinking of?
what am i going to reply

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:18 AM
Dr. Fox sucks.
finally some one reailses

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:19 AM
how can i lose my virginity and find a girl to do it with??
i dont know i guess youll just find some one

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:20 AM
Just out of interest.. how old are you? Not a piss-take, a genuine inquiry.
im 15 why do you ask

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:21 AM
Why did you eat my ice cream?
i was very hungry

sk8ter-hater
03-16-2005, 01:22 AM
Who the hell are you talking to?

foxy
03-16-2005, 01:23 AM
im answering every one elses question if you look at previous pages

sk8ter-hater
03-16-2005, 01:24 AM
I'm too lazy, answer me this then, why do they have the braille buttons on the drive-in bank thingies?

Inshane
03-16-2005, 03:22 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/Inshane/Stuff/skinnygirl.jpg

disturbing?

foxy
03-16-2005, 10:23 AM
I'm too lazy, answer me this then, why do they have the braille buttons on the drive-in bank thingies?
so blind people can order a cheese burger

live_fast_gurl
04-15-2005, 08:16 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/Inshane/Stuff/skinnygirl.jpg

disturbing?
exremely
if it hasnt been messed with

JohnnyNemesis
04-15-2005, 10:33 AM
I'm too lazy, answer me this then, why do they have the braille buttons on the drive-in bank thingies?


so blind people can order a cheese burger

Mm, nothing like a bank cheeseburger. I ordered a cheeseburger from CitiBank here in NYC once, and it arrived in the mail 6-8 weeks later.

CitiBank burgers provide top of the line financial security.

Dumbass.