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SicN Twisted
03-10-2005, 03:15 PM
The age old debate has surfaced once more.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 03:17 PM
Ninjas!
they have interesting honor code, and agility....
oh! and i love their weapons :D

Vicky
03-10-2005, 03:24 PM
pirates. .

SkunkIt
03-10-2005, 03:33 PM
Pirates!..................

BuddyHolly
03-10-2005, 03:34 PM
pirates, they party more :cool:

LLadnard
03-10-2005, 03:38 PM
Ninjas!
They have cool swords, and they creep in the night!

LLadnard
03-10-2005, 03:39 PM
The ninjas are losing!


NOOOOOOO


lol

ninth
03-10-2005, 03:43 PM
Pirates are sweet because they get all the wenches.
Ninjas can keep their stealth and secret ways.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 03:47 PM
Ninjas!
They have cool swords, and they creep in the night!
that's true!!! i love their weapons!!
http://www.taekwondosupplies.com/images2/1957.jpg

you'll agree ninjas are cooler after you see this:

http://photos.dataeast.free.fr/Flippers/dataeast/turtles/pub.jpg
you just CAN'T tell me they're not cool!
hehehehehe :p :D

SkunkIt
03-10-2005, 03:48 PM
I like them both, but I still think pirates are cooler! :D

Endymion
03-10-2005, 03:48 PM
pirates are better.

Tired_Of_You
03-10-2005, 03:52 PM
Definitely pirates. I hate ninjas.

LLadnard
03-10-2005, 03:54 PM
that's true!!! i love their weapons!!
http://www.taekwondosupplies.com/images2/1957.jpg

you'll agree ninjas are cooler after you see this:

http://photos.dataeast.free.fr/Flippers/dataeast/turtles/pub.jpg
you just CAN'T tell me they're not cool!
hehehehehe :p :D


Whoa, now I'm so totally ninja!

Proph
03-10-2005, 04:15 PM
Pirates are the best.

Scurvy!

Trip Boy
03-10-2005, 04:16 PM
Turtles rock.

The Talking Pie
03-10-2005, 05:28 PM
This is a question the calibre of which one could expect to be asked by St. Peter.

But pirates win my vote.

Unnatural Disaster
03-10-2005, 05:30 PM
Pirates...

Titus
03-10-2005, 05:32 PM
Ninjas roxxx

Sunny
03-10-2005, 05:34 PM
ninjas.

cuz ninjas fuck shit up and are totally sweet.

gradeA
03-10-2005, 05:45 PM
pirates own ninjas!

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-10-2005, 06:09 PM
No joke, two of my friends proved who would win in a pirate/ninja fight. Last Halloween one of them dressed up as a pirate and one dressed you as a ninja. It was an intense battle that lasted an hour and a half. A battle God himself couldn't prodict the outcome. But when the dust settled, the pirate was victorieus.

SicN Twisted
03-10-2005, 07:01 PM
A real ninja would fuck up a whole crew of pirates.

dirtybird
03-10-2005, 07:03 PM
Pirates, people, come on!

LLadnard
03-10-2005, 07:03 PM
That's why they rock

EDIT: i'm late

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-10-2005, 07:10 PM
Ninja's a pussies that have to sneak around their enemies and be a quiet because they don't have the balls to take them head on. A pirate wouldn't give two shits about dieing for somethingl he believes in. They'll fuck up a whole town just two use the bathroom on the other side of it.

dirtybird
03-10-2005, 07:27 PM
Ninja's a pussies that have to sneak around their enemies and be a quiet because they don't have the balls to take them head on. A pirate wouldn't give two shits about dieing for somethingl he believes in. They'll fuck up a whole town just two use the bathroom on the other side of it.

Exactly. Plus they drink alot.

sk8ter-hater
03-10-2005, 07:37 PM
Arghhh is all I have to say.

ThatOneGuy123
03-10-2005, 08:35 PM
well..pirates go arrrrrrhhh and i like that...but ninjas can fight extremly good and kill or steal from anybody they want

Not Ozymandias
03-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Pirates live at sea and cornhole each other when there's no bitches to rape.

There's no comparison.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 09:10 PM
A real ninja would fuck up a whole crew of pirates.
totally agree.
he would kill each one of them and the the dumb savage pirates wouldn't be able to do a shit, cause they wouldn't see the ninja.



Ninja's a pussies that have to sneak around their enemies and be a quiet because they don't have the balls to take them head on. A pirate wouldn't give two shits about dieing for somethingl he believes in. They'll fuck up a whole town just two use the bathroom on the other side of it.

no! ninjas are SMART, not just a neanderthal with a gun/sword.

SkunkIt
03-10-2005, 09:20 PM
Pirates are the best.

Scurvy!Scurvy-A disease caused by deficiency of vitamin C, characterized by spongy and bleeding gums, bleeding under the skin, and extreme weakness.

I like pirates! :D

GreenTerror
03-10-2005, 11:19 PM
I am a pirate, bitch! Anyone who is anti-fuckin'-pirate is going to walk the plank and get torn limb from limb by sharks!
And by the way, I pimp those goddamn ninja turtle bitches. Yeah, that's right, the ninja turtles are my bitches!

dirtybird
03-10-2005, 11:35 PM
I am a pirate, bitch! Anyone who is anti-fuckin'-pirate is going to walk the plank and get torn limb from limb by sharks!
And by the way, I pimp those goddamn ninja turtle bitches. Yeah, that's right, the ninja turtles are my bitches!

Dude I've been shoving my pegleg up their asses for years. You got NOTHING.

HeadAroundU
03-11-2005, 04:06 AM
Ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gothic_lycan
03-11-2005, 05:35 AM
Of course it's pirates...duh

Jebus
03-11-2005, 06:01 AM
Ninjas/Samarais would definitely be abe to kill a pirate without a doubt. Ninjas could bust out a matrix when the pirates least expect it.

MirandaV
03-11-2005, 07:29 AM
Voted Pirates

Mota Boy
03-11-2005, 09:17 AM
Ninjas are undeniably more badass, though pirates do live the better life.



The correct answer, then, is a ninja/pirate hybrid.

Mannen som blev en gris
03-11-2005, 09:27 AM
Ninjas! Seriously, who do you think is the winner of these two
First this little pussy:
http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate.jpg
Then look at this badass-ninja-actionman!
http://www.lorenjavier.com/toychest/asian/images/superninja.jpg

saska de o...
03-11-2005, 09:30 AM
Ninjas! Seriously, who do you think is the winner of these two
First this little pussy:
http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate.jpg
Then look at this badass-ninja-actionman!
http://www.lorenjavier.com/toychest/asian/images/superninja.jpg
*hahaha* good *hahaha*

(i have good humour today :P)

Mr. Noodles
03-11-2005, 09:40 AM
I like ninjas more.

4eh
03-11-2005, 10:12 AM
Ninjas rocks, if there would be a fight of Pirates and Ninjas, ninjas would break pirates' balls

Little_Miss_1565
03-11-2005, 10:29 AM
PIRATES, fuckers!

Mota Boy
03-11-2005, 10:48 AM
PIRATES, fuckers!
Pshaw, Exibit A (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm).

saska de o...
03-11-2005, 10:50 AM
i don;t like and pirates and ninjas...

Mannen som blev en gris
03-11-2005, 12:34 PM
Pshaw, Exibit A (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm).
That's probably the most usefull site on the internet!

SicN Twisted
03-11-2005, 12:53 PM
Pirates certainly do NOT live a better life. They're stranded at sea with no comfortable place to sleep, rotten food and bad water, the smell of feces and urine, and the constant danger of getting marooned or lashed 39 times with the cat-0-nine tails.

Ellie
03-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Pirates have that whole pillagin' the booty thing going for 'em and a well growled "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr" can be quite sexy, but I vote ninjas all the way.

But Samurais own both their asses.

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Pirates certainly do NOT live a better life. They're stranded at sea with no comfortable place to sleep, rotten food and bad water, the smell of feces and urine, and the constant danger of getting marooned or lashed 39 times with the cat-0-nine tails.
Yeah, but a majorety of the pirates where outcasts. So they didn't have a choice in the matter to live like that.

JohnnyNemesis
03-11-2005, 01:03 PM
I'm a little surprised that not only are there more votes for Pirates, but that there are any votes for Pirates. Ninjas are infinitely cooler, quicker, and stronger.

Anya82
03-11-2005, 01:13 PM
yeah!!! and more intelligent!!

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 01:14 PM
And the have Katanas!

KATANAS!!!!!!!

Mota Boy
03-11-2005, 01:46 PM
Pirates certainly do NOT live a better life. They're stranded at sea with no comfortable place to sleep, rotten food and bad water, the smell of feces and urine, and the constant danger of getting marooned or lashed 39 times with the cat-0-nine tails.
The poor sleeping conditioons and smell are things that you probably wouldn't notice after a week or two. And constant danger of being marooned or whipped? It's not like being a ninja's a cakewalk.

With a pirate, you had a much better locale (assuming you made the wise decision to stick to the Gulf of Mexico [solving the problem of rotten food]), a much looser code of ethics and the chance, at the end of the day, to retire wealthy and pardoned for your crimes (just be sure to pilfer from foreign ships during wartime).

Still, I voted ninja. If it's a question of cool, ninjas win hands down.

Mannen som blev en gris
03-11-2005, 01:54 PM
I really can't belive we have this childish conversation...And the thing that makes it more ironic is the fact that some of you actually comes with intelligent anwers...Anyway, NINJAS RULE!!!

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 02:06 PM
How come the ninjas are losing?!
It's not right!

Aimeht
03-11-2005, 02:11 PM
Pirates, 'cause Johnny Depp as a pirat is just too...much. :D

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 02:12 PM
You'd all vote ninjas if some sexy macho played one in a movie, wouldn't you?

coke_a_holic
03-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Yaargh! Shiver me timbers them pirates will always win this age-old debate! YAARGH!

original_psycho
03-11-2005, 02:23 PM
I hate ninjas.
Pirates gotta win! They rule over the ninja bitches!

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 02:24 PM
I give up. I'm not arguing anymore, just don't kill my ninja friends!

Serafin Negro
03-11-2005, 02:25 PM
I can't vote, I really like the twice! :o

SicN Twisted
03-11-2005, 02:38 PM
Mota, you're talking about Buckeneers, who were basically government payroll pirates. They didn't count, since they usually came from the upper classes and didn't have most of the pirate stereotypes. Ninjas were lords, and they mostly lived luxuriously in palaces durring times of peace.

I don't know
03-11-2005, 02:39 PM
I prefer pirates

Anya82
03-11-2005, 03:10 PM
Mota, you're talking about Buckeneers, who were basically government payroll pirates. They didn't count, since they usually came from the upper classes and didn't have most of the pirate stereotypes. Ninjas were lords, and they mostly lived luxuriously in palaces durring times of peace.

yay for wise SicN Twisted!!!

ninjas rule... pirates are losers on a boat

Bruninha
03-11-2005, 03:37 PM
NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 03:39 PM
Yay! Another one for the team!

Bruninha
03-11-2005, 03:39 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE LOSING...

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 03:40 PM
Yeah, that really sucks eggs....

Bruninha
03-11-2005, 03:40 PM
Yay! Another one for the team!
HEHEHEHHE...I LIKE NINJAS :D

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 03:41 PM
I've been trying to get people to vote ninjas for a while now...
I'm sure a few people here already know that

Bruninha
03-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Come On People Vote For Ninjas...they Are Better

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 03:45 PM
22 ninjas to 32 pirates...
We can take 'em!

Roar!!!!!!

Mota Boy
03-11-2005, 03:45 PM
Mota, you're talking about Buckeneers, who were basically government payroll pirates. They didn't count, since they usually came from the upper classes and didn't have most of the pirate stereotypes. Ninjas were lords, and they mostly lived luxuriously in palaces durring times of peace.
I'm fairly sure you're thinking of samurai. It's always been my impression that ninjas were members of the lower class - peasants considered untouchables. The samurai practiced tradition and honor, and the ninjas were the badass motherfuckers that just focused on assassination and other ignoble tactics.

There are a few cases (I don't want to dig 'em up now, it's time for me to leave) of famous pirates that turned into privateers during major wars and had their crimes pardoned.

Anya82
03-11-2005, 03:50 PM
ninjas were the badass motherfuckers that just focused on assassination and other ignoble tactics.

so?
that's cool! hahahaha :D

LLadnard
03-11-2005, 03:50 PM
Anyways, in overall coolness, we just kicked your @$$

Bruninha
03-11-2005, 03:56 PM
Hahahahahahaha :D

SkunkIt
03-11-2005, 05:29 PM
I am a pirate, bitch! Anyone who is anti-fuckin'-pirate is going to walk the plank and get torn limb from limb by sharks!
And by the way, I pimp those goddamn ninja turtle bitches. Yeah, that's right, the ninja turtles are my bitches!This is me!
http://img153.exs.cx/img153/7782/sm128da.png

Fly White Guy
03-11-2005, 05:33 PM
I voted pirates. Ninja's will kill just when they have to, and they'll make the fight quick. Pirates would kill you for eating a piece of their bread, and they'll make the fight very interesting.

Anya82
03-11-2005, 06:04 PM
This is me!
http://img153.exs.cx/img153/7782/sm128da.png

what's the point for posting your pic in here???????????????????

SicN Twisted
03-12-2005, 01:40 AM
You're wrong mota. Ninjas were elite fighters who fought secretely, wheras Samurai engaged in open battles. Ninjas were also lords who usually had disguised identities and did secret operations like assasinations that are meant be conducted in the manor that nobody ever catches the perpetrator. Ninjas ended up being the equivelent to the CIA whereas Samurai were the marines. Oringally ninjas were underground society who were enemies of the empire, but once they were discovered they were indoctrinated into the royal ranks.

4eh
03-12-2005, 03:19 AM
there is a morning in Russia right now, i've got up from the bed, cleaned my teeth, had a breakfast and guess what i've seen...... pirates still suck!

the_GoDdEsS
03-12-2005, 03:25 AM
Pirates! It's the way of life, baby.

4eh
03-12-2005, 03:32 AM
^ anyway they suck! baby! .......... oh, wait a minute,..... you would kick my ass...... fuck..... they rule they rule they rule

SkunkIt
03-12-2005, 04:25 PM
what's the point for posting your pic in here???????????????????My pirate costume is awesome! :D

Fly White Guy
03-12-2005, 04:27 PM
My sister was a pirate for Holloween.

rock4life09
03-12-2005, 06:42 PM
PIRATES ARE THE SHIT!!

awesome pirate song>>>the pirates that dont do anything-relient k

Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr…

Chorus:
We are the pirates, who don't do anything
We just stay at home, and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well, I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver,
and I've never buried treasure
in St. Louis or St. Paul,
and I've never been to Moscow,
and I've never been to Tampa,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

(chorus)

And I never hoist the mainstay
and I never swab the poop deck
and I never veer to starboard
'cuz I never sail at all,
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

(chorus)

[Country hick-style voice]
Well I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too got at ping pong
and I've never thrown my mashed pa-taters up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten head lice
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

[Pirate voice]
Pirate Captain Log 2002
Who be this band Relient K?
And why be they so full of contradictions?

[Chanting]
We don't know what he did, but we're down with Captain Kidd
We don't wake up late for lunch, but we all eat Captian Crunch
We don't smoke, we don't chew, but we watch Captain Kangaroo

And I've never licked a spark plug,
and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings…
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!

(chorus) x2

KappaWing
03-12-2005, 08:28 PM
Pirates can pwn ninjas anyday.

A) Weapon comparison;
1) pirates have swords
2) Ninjas have stars
Conclusion) Swords pwn stars.

B) Dialouge comparison
1) Pirates say "Yarrr!"
2) Ninjas are silent
Conclusion) Pirates are cooler.

C) Wardrobe comparison
1) Pirates wear cool outfits
2) Ninjas wear tights.
Conclusion) Pirates have a sense of style, ninjas don't.

I am somewhat partial to pirates because I worship Volition Inc. But even that cannot change the fact that Pirates pwn Ninjas. End of story.