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OFFSPR1NGDUDE3
03-10-2005, 04:34 PM
does anyone like the band KoRn?
just wonderin...

Jesus
03-10-2005, 04:36 PM
well hello ninth.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 04:37 PM
I'm 23, live in Mexico. And I'll be your girlfriend.........
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come on, man! you're only 13!!
and.. no.. this bbs is not a match site. So forget it.. you won't get any from here :rolleyes:


damn.. another one of these threads!!

RXP
03-10-2005, 04:39 PM
I wanna be your girlfriend.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 04:39 PM
No, RXP! Dammit!!!
he's mine!

Trip Boy
03-10-2005, 04:45 PM
yea my name is mike and im 13 years old and i live on Long Island
i dont like being single and i really wanna find a cute girl who likes the offspring like i do :D it would probably be a long-distance relationship, but im like so desperate even though im just getting over a break up and im still young, but i want a girlfriend now!

IM me if ur interested at:
OFFSPR1NGDUDE3

Sounds like rebound to me.

TexasTechRocks
03-10-2005, 04:47 PM
* falls asleep in plain boredum

Trip Boy
03-10-2005, 04:48 PM
Then go to bed, or better yet find a better board then dickface.

Dexter_Kyle
03-10-2005, 05:31 PM
yea my name is mike and im 13 years old and i live on Long Island
i dont like being single and i really wanna find a cute girl who likes the offspring like i do :D it would probably be a long-distance relationship, but im like so desperate even though im just getting over a break up and im still young, but i want a girlfriend now!
this wasnt a smart idea...i'm just gonna get a bunch of smartasses and gay guys responding....

IM me if ur interested at:
OFFSPR1NGDUDE3

Oh damn fool !....you're fucking 13, enjoy your early teens, what the fuck do you need a girlfriend at that age, girls will come in another time i believe, and long distance ?....no man...get a real girl then... :rolleyes:

Dexter_Kyle
03-10-2005, 05:34 PM
i need a girlfriend to. I'm 17, and I've never had a girlfriend.


and anya, don't you dare cheat on me with this dude. you're all mine.

Mmmm....i figured you never had a girlfriend....that's ok man, somebody will be with you someday right ?

Dexter_Kyle
03-10-2005, 05:40 PM
yeah, dont you worry, everything's gonna be alright ;)

Dexter_Kyle
03-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Haha Yes Indeed :D

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-10-2005, 06:00 PM
I know HellDeathscythe666 likes Korn. I also know that he's a punk ass fagget. :eek:

JohnnyNemesis
03-10-2005, 06:07 PM
Sounds like rebound to me.

Wow, what tipped you off? Was it the part that said "I'm just getting over a break up" that helped you figure that one out?

dirtybird
03-10-2005, 06:18 PM
I've had one and hated it. Even if I liked a girl now I wouldn't ask her out.

Endymion
03-10-2005, 08:40 PM
aw fuck yeah, corns are the BEST! this one time i was getting a footjob from a chick with a bunch of corns and it was soooooo good.

sKratch
03-10-2005, 08:50 PM
aw fuck yeah, corns are the BEST! this one time i was getting a footjob from a chick with a bunch of corns and it was soooooo good.
lol I didn't really read the whole thread so I'm assuming that was completely random and therefore awesome.

ThatOneGuy123
03-10-2005, 08:56 PM
The way you introduce yourself and talk about breakup's sounds strange from a 13 year old..might just be me,and if you want a cute gf ride your bike around and show off infront of hot girls hey its what I did when I was 13,I would go around my hood lookin for hotties and when I saw one I would ride by on my bike and be like "Sup?" if she giggled or said "nothing,and you?" i would say "same,hey you dating anybody?" if she said "yes" I would ride away and forget about her,but if she said "no" I would say "Well,look Im not dating anybody either,lets hook it up" if she said "ok" I would let her ride with me,if you dont wanna do what I did make up your own style or tell your friend to ask her for you,mainly reason why i had player skills I still do is cause my dads a player he taught me all.

Anya82
03-10-2005, 09:15 PM
and anya, don't you dare cheat on me with this dude. you're all mine.

HA! I know you want me.. (who doesn't??) but..
In your dreams, boy!! :rolleyes:

my <3 belongs to BuddyHolly :D

4eh
03-11-2005, 10:15 AM
I'm 23, live in Mexico. And I'll be your girlfriend.........
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come on, man! you're only 13!!
and.. no.. this bbs is not a match site. So forget it.. you won't get any from here :rolleyes:


damn.. another one of these threads!!


a-ha, i'd tell everything to BuddyHolly

Anya82
03-11-2005, 10:36 AM
4eh:

noooooo!!!!! :rolleyes:
hahahaha



HA! I know you want me.. (who doesn't??) but..
In your dreams, boy!! :rolleyes:

my <3 belongs to BuddyHolly :D

you didn't read that, did you?????????????????????

4eh
03-11-2005, 10:44 AM
erm, nope :)

Anya82
03-11-2005, 10:47 AM
hehehe!

BuddyHolly is MY man!!!
i would never cheat on him! ;) :p

saska de o...
03-11-2005, 11:09 AM
shut up, he is mine!

Anya82
03-11-2005, 11:13 AM
you're so damn wrong, saska!!
For your information.. BuddyHolly is MY e-boyfriend!!!
and he loves me lots!!!


OR...

are you talking about OFFSPR1INGDUDE3???
that way... we'll fight for him! :p
hehehehe :D

saska de o...
03-11-2005, 11:30 AM
Anya, r u crazy?? 2 e-boyfriends?? o fuck :D i dont have any :D

Anya82
03-11-2005, 11:33 AM
oh, well! :rolleyes: what can i do? I'm irresistible!!
hahaha :D

and have a lot of <3 to give!! ;)

saska de o...
03-11-2005, 11:48 AM
yay! hehe....



i gotta go... bye bye all hot girls ^^

Anya82
03-11-2005, 11:49 AM
bye, girl! take care!! :D

HellDeathscythe666
03-16-2005, 07:37 PM
Hmm....posts seem to go out of whack, but still I'm a big fan of Korn!! And Nix-on-the-Man is the corniest mutha I've ever known

ruroken
03-16-2005, 07:49 PM
What the hell is... man I wanted to say "Not gonna happen as long as you're alive" just for fun. But, you screwed that up completely. :confused:

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-16-2005, 07:53 PM
Nix-on-the-Man is the corniest mutha I've ever known
Fuck you man, I know where I stand bitch!

ruroken
03-16-2005, 07:55 PM
Fuck you man, I know where I stand bitch!



Serious, what the hell? it's wierd. Thatwas funny and you're avatar kicks ass. Kill him with the Master Sword? Schweet.

HellDeathscythe666
03-16-2005, 08:02 PM
To hell with you bitch! i thought you were my nigga, nah you just a ugly ass bitch!

Endymion
03-16-2005, 08:48 PM
if you were *my* nigger i'd tell you to get back in the fields before i bring out the whip.

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-16-2005, 08:53 PM
To hell with you bitch! i thought you were my nigga, nah you just a ugly ass bitch!
Stop talken like you are black ass, and you where never my "nigga".

ruroken
03-16-2005, 08:54 PM
Whack him with the MASTER SWORD!!!!!! :D

HellDeathscythe666
03-16-2005, 08:55 PM
Oh then, I'm sorry then! Well then fuck you!

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-16-2005, 08:56 PM
*wacking him with sword*

ruroken
03-16-2005, 08:58 PM
Yes!!!!! :d

masticatingcow
04-13-2005, 11:23 AM
Im Rurokens Kickass Friend!!!!!! And The Dude Who Has The Gundam Avatar That Picture Rules But U Suck Balls!!!!!!!!! So Fuck The Hell Off!!!!

Just a Girl
04-13-2005, 11:25 AM
Goddamn That's Annoying!!!!!!!!!

Aimeht
04-14-2005, 03:55 AM
KoRn, yeah. Right Now, I love that song.

dexterisMYman
04-14-2005, 05:41 AM
KoRn is ok. i like their old stuff.

ninth
04-14-2005, 03:37 PM
well hello ninth.
What.the.fuck?

ruroken
04-14-2005, 06:02 PM
This is damn sad. Even I don't say that...