View Full Version : Who's the man?

03-11-2005, 07:05 PM
A man walks into a bar, he sees a jar on the table full of 20$ bills. He asks the bartender what it is.
"Its the 'Who's the Man' Jar. You put a 20 in and if you can complete my ball-buster tasks then you get to keep the jar." He replied.
The Man decides to take it and puts his 20 in.
"Alright," says the bartender, "First you gotta take a full bottle of this really hard vodka."
The man does it with relative ease.
"Okay, now you must knock out my bouncer."
The man, reeling drunk, walks up to the gigantic bouncer and knocks him out with one punch to the face.
"Wow, this is the farthest anyones ever gotten!" exclaims the bartender, "Okay, my dog outside has a loose tooth, you must pull it out, and then you gotta do the 500 pound hooker upstairs."
The Man says "Okay." And walks outside to the dog.
There is a huge amount of yelping and screaming. Then it all goes quiet, and the man, walks back covered in blood.
"Alright," he says, "wheres that hooker with the loose tooth?"

Trip Boy
03-11-2005, 07:08 PM
I've heard that in a different way but still funny.

03-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Its a great joke... I love peoples first reactions, and then they realize what just happened... Oh man, its great.