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Offspring Pyro
03-17-2005, 05:01 PM
Post the grossest thing that you or someone you know have ever found in your food. Ill start it off...

My brother got somethin from taco bell and when he opened up his taco, he found a used band aid in it.

Trip Boy
03-17-2005, 05:02 PM
That's sick.

I found a fly that was fried to a BLT I got from a flea market.

03-17-2005, 05:03 PM
At lunch, I was eating applesauce, and I found one of the lunch lady's hair in it...and I knew it was from a lunch lady because the hair was white...ew and I went to go get my money back but no refunds..asswads!

03-17-2005, 05:05 PM
Hair, but I'm pretty sure it happened to almost everybody.

Offspring Pyro
03-17-2005, 05:06 PM
Yea, when i saw the band aid i wanted to puke.

03-17-2005, 05:07 PM
yeah, I would too

03-17-2005, 05:37 PM
i once found a nubian princess in my spaghetti

03-17-2005, 05:56 PM
I found a living stick figure in mine. They taste like shit. :D

03-17-2005, 06:04 PM
Dude, where the hell have you been? There was no comic relief all day!

03-17-2005, 06:06 PM
I found my hair a couple of times, my mom's hair a couple of times, the dogs hair a coupl eof times and the cat's hair a couple of times and I also found a fly in my soup once. Or was it a bee? Ah, I don't remember...

03-17-2005, 06:09 PM
My computer sucks. I wish I could see it.

03-17-2005, 06:10 PM
You made me early. Shit

03-17-2005, 07:43 PM
brussel sprouts was the most disgusting thing i ever found in my food...god damn people trying to hide brussel sprouts in pastries...and crap...

03-17-2005, 08:12 PM
I found half a fly in my salad at Denny's once, so my dad started yelling at the manager! :D

03-17-2005, 08:13 PM
I don't remember.. I block all of that stuff out.

Unnatural Disaster
03-17-2005, 10:15 PM
My mom found a dead fly in her Chicken Pot Pie at a restaurant.

My friend found a roach's leg in his french fries at school.

03-17-2005, 10:41 PM
I just found hair in my food. Thank goodness I've never seen anything grosser :eek:

03-17-2005, 10:55 PM
I always spot hair in my food. That's what you get for owning three cats.

Trip Boy
03-18-2005, 12:37 AM
I don't think I ever want to eat again. Unless I make it.

Mannen som blev en gris
03-18-2005, 09:12 AM
I found a dead fly, but this is worse: It was a family here in Sweden who had bought ketchup and they found a penis in the bottle!

it later turned out to be a mushroom

03-18-2005, 09:24 AM
I found a cockroach in my soup once. I didn't really feel like eating it anymore then. but hey, thats what you get for eating at a local snackshop in nepal.

and I had a cockroach walking across the dinner table in a restaurant there.

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 11:18 AM
i've never personally found anything really gross except a hair in my soup, but i did read in a magazine about this girl who found a condom in her curry!!!!! urgh!

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 11:39 AM
mum had a squid in her salad; she thought it was nice but i couldn't even look at it!

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 11:46 AM
i'm pretty sure it was the sea-food kind.... it had tenticles and all! *cringes*
i can't stand 'em!

03-18-2005, 11:49 AM
I found YOU in my motherfucking food. Now shut the fuck up and have this piece of shit thread burn in hell for all eternity!

03-18-2005, 11:54 AM
You'll drown in your own semi-liquid turd.


Fuck you. You'll drown in your piss and turd and some random person's sperm. People are putting me in a pissy mood.

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 11:58 AM
diet cola......... coz we love life! :o

03-18-2005, 12:01 PM
What a coincidence! You're lucky I'm a zombie today, otherwise I'd have smashed your head & mingled the sticky gore with your shit so you'd really have sth gross to eat. And I'd have made sure you'd stuffed your face & thrown it all up, then I'd left you for dead in yer own barf.


Yeah? Well I'll cut you open and hang you with your own motherfucking intestines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-18-2005, 12:06 PM
This is getting old...

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 12:08 PM
i can see that little turtle with cola on his back again!

03-18-2005, 12:10 PM
Not my fault if your breath smells stale & rancid. You're not clean enough to spit upon.


Don't you know how to stop or are you too immature?

03-18-2005, 12:12 PM
That's what I thought

03-18-2005, 09:36 PM
My friend found a roach's leg in his french fries at school.That gives me another reason to not eat school food!

03-19-2005, 01:24 AM
A worm in a soup. That was fucking disgusting.

03-19-2005, 02:03 AM
u dont wanna know.

03-20-2005, 06:29 AM
I found a maggot once in my cereal. it was twitching around in my yoghurt. *shudders*
terribly disgusting.

03-20-2005, 08:10 AM
okay, that's sick! lol! i found a small hair (assuming a pubic hair) at burger king (sorry that i'm giving them a bad name).
Post the grossest thing that you or someone you know have ever found in your food. Ill start it off...

My brother got somethin from taco bell and when he opened up his taco, he found a used band aid in it.

03-20-2005, 08:14 AM
I found caterpillar!!! in the cauliflower soup!!!!
It was fucking fat caterpillar from cauliflower!!!! :)
It was delicious :D fuck noooooooo!


03-20-2005, 08:25 AM
Caulliflower is usually full of fucking insects!

03-20-2005, 02:33 PM
My mom found a dead worm in her artichoke

BTW, for the band aid dude, you could of sued them. There are many law suits based on people finding gross stuff in there food. ;)

03-20-2005, 02:48 PM
i found half a credit card in a toasted baguette once

Trip Boy
03-22-2005, 11:27 AM
A left big toe.

03-22-2005, 11:40 AM
I only found a hair in mine. But you have to admit that is pretty gross because that person could have lice. GROSS!!