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foxy
03-18-2005, 11:28 AM
what is your fav type sex of sex

Punky Dudess
03-18-2005, 11:31 AM
is gay and lesbian actually a sex postion?

foxy
03-18-2005, 11:38 AM
i ment sex type

Vicky
03-18-2005, 11:39 AM
lol.. virginal.. virgin sex omgz!

original_psycho
03-18-2005, 11:40 AM
I'm gay 100%, baby!

Tizzalicious
03-18-2005, 12:25 PM
lol.. virginal.. virgin sex omgz!

Haha, that's what I was thinking...virginal, WTF??

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2005, 12:38 PM
"lesbein"? Mein Bein, dein Bein. Holy fuck, you suck.

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 06:25 PM
Virginial: The act of having sex in the State of Virginia.

Duh...

I agree with Sim Sim.

KappaWing
03-18-2005, 08:14 PM
You're not allowed to make polls like this until you lose your virginity.

Why the hell isn't masturbation up there?

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 08:15 PM
If masturbation is someone's favorite kind of sex, there's a problem.

KappaWing
03-18-2005, 08:21 PM
If masturbation is someone's favorite kind of sex, there's a problem.
I'm somewhat of a control freak. :)

ThatOneGuy123
03-18-2005, 08:23 PM
my favorite type of sex is hardcore oral,pussy fucking,all around the bed,you know what I mean

KappaWing
03-18-2005, 08:25 PM
A hypothetical query;

If a male blows another male, would that be classified as oral or gay?

UgLy_eLf
03-18-2005, 08:25 PM
my favorite type of sex is hardcore oral,pussy fucking,all around the bed,you know what I mean


Yeah you mean sitting around in bed alone masturbating to a porn.

Linda
03-18-2005, 08:26 PM
It's gay oral.

KappaWing
03-18-2005, 08:28 PM
my favorite type of sex is hardcore oral,pussy fucking,all around the bed,you know what I mean
Same here. Except a tad more on the gay side.

ThatOneGuy123
03-18-2005, 08:29 PM
Yeah you mean sitting around in bed alone masturbating to a porn.



Nah masturbation is for retards i prefer with my wife.

UgLy_eLf
03-18-2005, 08:30 PM
A tad more? Yeah I guess the pussy is a tad away from an asshole.

Panzerfaust92
03-18-2005, 08:32 PM
Missionary has its advantages, but easy rider is more appealing to me. I want a woman who takes charge and seizes the situation.

KappaWing
03-18-2005, 08:33 PM
A tad more? Yeah I guess the pussy is a tad away from an asshole.

Exactly. :)

UgLy_eLf
03-18-2005, 08:35 PM
BUT A MAN DOESNT HAVE A PUSSY! GOTCHA! I am so clever, yes, I KNOW!

SkunkIt
03-18-2005, 09:25 PM
This thread is funny! :D

Sunny
03-18-2005, 09:31 PM
heterosexual intercourse + oral.

i digress (slightly), but i wonder if there's a term synonymous to "making love" that is not as cheesy. cause.. "making love" sounds corny, but "fucking" has a different vibe that's less affectionate.

i'm rambling, ignore me..

Panzerfaust92
03-18-2005, 09:34 PM
i digress (slightly), but i wonder if there's a term synonymous to "making love" that is not as cheesy. cause.. "making love" sounds corny, but "fucking" has a different vibe that's less affectionate.

I have an idea. Passion exchanging

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 09:35 PM
FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK! FACE DOWN, ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!

Seriously though, I hear ya. "Makin' love" is too cheesy. I usually say "Makin' sess" instead, which is too silly to be taken seriously...

Sunny
03-18-2005, 09:55 PM
hah!

i often use the term "banging", which also falls into the "can't really be taken seriously" category.

sigh.

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 09:56 PM
I hear ya, but admit it, banging is pretty damned accurate sometimes!

Sunny
03-18-2005, 10:05 PM
well, yes. can't deny it. ;x


Panzerfaust... I can't picture myself saying "baby, i feel like exchanging some sweet scrumptious passion". =/

why scrumptious, i don't know.

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 10:07 PM
Haha, yeah, it's almost sad but true. Banging is undeniably accurate and good.

And maybe it's just me, but "exchange" seems a helluva lot weirder than "scrumptious" there for some odd reason

Sunny
03-18-2005, 10:19 PM
"exchange" used in a sexual context makes me think of ONE thing.


bodily fluids.

;[

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 10:20 PM
Ahh, the bodily fluid game. In that case, I'm down. Depending what they are of course, and how they're exchanged. But yeah.

Sunny
03-18-2005, 10:23 PM
i can't help but approach bodily fluids with a certain level of grossed-out-ness. not that it, er, stops me or anything, but i don't think i've come to terms with being human (and therefore gross).

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2005, 10:24 PM
It's normal to be at least a little bit freaked out, but what can I say? I have a hyperactive sex drive. And it's weird, cause I can think of it as gross, but I'm totally down anyway.

Sunny
03-18-2005, 10:27 PM
haha, i can relate to absolutely everything you just said.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2005, 04:22 AM
A slight digression: I have a gay friend who takes every opportunity to inform me of "Up the bum, no harm done."

Why are some people so obsessed with total hardcore fuckfests all the time?

Whatever happened to romance? =P

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2005, 09:37 AM
Psh, why can't we have hardcore sexfests AND romance, eh? That's what I'm all about...

Vera
03-19-2005, 09:50 AM
Uhh, guys. The original poster classifies "lesbein" as a sexual position.

There is no reason why this should become this month's TMI thread. I mean, come on. Someone earlier said masturbation is for retards, in this thread.

It's obvious this should be the celebratory thread for virginal sex. I love it when neither one knows what the fuck they're doing.

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2005, 09:52 AM
Heh heh... what the "fuck" they're doing...

RXP
03-19-2005, 10:01 AM
If masturbation is someone's favorite kind of sex, there's a problem.

No, mutual masturbation.

Vera
03-19-2005, 10:03 AM
Isn't all sex that, in a way?