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voodoomagik
03-20-2005, 03:48 AM
how much wud u pay???

billiejoe87_greenday
03-20-2005, 04:06 AM
$200.00 max at the moment. But when i get a job and strat earning real money i wreckon $600?

voodoomagik
03-20-2005, 04:09 AM
haha!!!i love ur thinking....but i dunno isnt it kinda too much...600???

Aimeht
03-20-2005, 06:51 AM
I wouldn't pay for having sex with Avril!

Jerry
03-20-2005, 07:25 AM
I think she would give money to sex with me :P

Venezuelan_Nightmare
03-20-2005, 08:41 AM
letīs shit this thread

HeadAroundU
03-20-2005, 09:08 AM
300$ (oral & anal included) :D :D :D

Inuyasha
03-20-2005, 09:27 AM
I wouldn't pay o_O

coke_a_holic
03-20-2005, 09:31 AM
I wouldn't pay. I'd inject her with arsenic first. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

voodoomagik
03-20-2005, 09:44 AM
after injecting her with arsenic u shud fuck her dude...while she's still warm,..... :D :D :D :rolleyes:

Bullshit
03-20-2005, 09:46 AM
haha...i'm straight, but if i wasn't, i'd lube her first.
after injecting her with arsenic u shud fuck her dude...while she's still warm,..... :D :D :D :rolleyes:

voodoomagik
03-20-2005, 10:16 AM
avril is a hottie!!!!but i dunno......as i said b4 i wud fuck her while she sings..bcoz this way...u get to fuck a celebrity and go to a concert too...all in one :D :D :D a solid 50$!!!! :D

Revolver-2005?
03-20-2005, 10:23 AM
um...the only time id ever be paying her is if she stopped singing

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2005, 03:35 PM
Hah! She'd want to pay me! :cool:

Ooh, GET IT UP YER!

smileemptysoul44
03-20-2005, 03:44 PM
300 hundred

4eh
03-20-2005, 03:49 PM
i don't need to pay her any money! she's living with me and i fuck her every time i want in all her holes that i want to! so you can debate about: "how much would you pay for Avril...." and i'm tired and bored, so "bye bye" i want some sex with Avril right now, and she's waiting for me........

Noodles is gay
03-20-2005, 04:26 PM
Could I pay to just hit her in her [punk] face instead?

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 04:37 PM
I'd pay $250 tops...
but i'd do it for free if she wants :D

Outbreak
03-20-2005, 08:14 PM
Whatever I would have at the moment, which would be around 200-400$.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 10:40 PM
300 hundred

Three hundred hundred? In other words, 300,000? Damn, you're desperate.

Jojan
03-21-2005, 02:38 AM
I'd pay $0,01

billiejoe87_greenday
03-21-2005, 03:24 AM
Don't you wreckon she's hot?

original_psycho
03-21-2005, 03:27 AM
Yeah, I guess that she's hot, but why pay when you can kidnap her and rape her?

KappaWing
03-21-2005, 06:09 PM
Yeah, I guess that she's hot, but why pay when you can kidnap her and rape her?

Ah, OP takes the wise path...

I'd pay no more than $20. Masturbation is sooooooooo much more fun than sex.

pretty_fly_white_guy858
03-21-2005, 11:09 PM
Why is this posted on the GOD (General Offspring Disscussion) lol. But I wouldnt pay a damn thing cause she ruined Green Day's Basket Case. And some Metallica song. She sucks so bad. I have an idea though. Lets post all this on the Avril forums (if there is one)

Satan's bitch
03-22-2005, 06:05 AM
Yeah, I guess that she's hot, but why pay when you can kidnap her and rape her?
I agree with this dude.
Fuck paying, just rape her till she passes out!

dirtybird
03-22-2005, 07:03 AM
I agree with this dude.
Fuck paying, just rape her till she passes out!

Original's a girl...

intothevalleyofdeath
03-22-2005, 07:04 AM
a very sarcastic girl for that matter

Satan's bitch
03-22-2005, 07:06 AM
Original's a girl...
Then I would rape original too.

original_psycho
03-22-2005, 07:26 AM
Then I would rape original too.
Die, bitch.

Jerry
03-22-2005, 08:05 AM
Hey guys, chill out :) she's really nice girl :)

voodoomagik
03-22-2005, 08:05 AM
tu ce mai faci ma????ai mai dat de cineva din romania??????

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-22-2005, 02:21 PM
I'd rather save my money for Linsey Lonhan. :eek:

billiejoe87_greenday
03-22-2005, 02:29 PM
I wouldnt pay a damn thing cause she ruined Green Day's Basket Case. And some Metallica song. She sucks so bad. I have an idea though. Lets post all this on the Avril forums (if there is one)

First of all she didn't ruin Green Days Basket case. She did it very well. She also performed Metallicas Fuel very well too. And even got applause from Green Dat and Metallica fans alike. Ive seen Avril live and seen Green Day live and while Green Day do Basket Case a lot better than Avril, she still did it well. Her worst cover was of System of a down's Chop suey, which was awful.

And secondly yes, Avril Lavigne does have a forum.

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-22-2005, 02:34 PM
She tried to sing Kid's Aren't Alright live once and it was one of the most horrible things I've ever heard. Other then that some of her songs are O.K.

billiejoe87_greenday
03-22-2005, 02:45 PM
She tried to sing Kid's Aren't Alright live once and it was one of the most horrible things I've ever heard. Other then that some of her songs are O.K.

I didnt know she liked the offspring. she says that she likes Green Day and Goo goo dolls and stuff. But shes never meantioned offspring. then again when her Sydney concert finished Self Esteem was playing as people left the building.

voodoomagik
03-23-2005, 10:46 AM
u went to her concert??? :D how was it??? :D better than a playboy??? :D i know it was more expensive thats for sure... :p

original_psycho
03-23-2005, 10:48 AM
tu ce mai faci ma????ai mai dat de cineva din romania??????
Nope. Suntem doar noi doi shi unu kre n-a mai postat de mult. Offf, ata ete...

billiejoe87_greenday
03-23-2005, 02:24 PM
u went to her concert??? :D how was it??? :D better than a playboy??? :D i know it was more expensive thats for sure... :p

Her concert was pretty cool. But it doesn't compare to Green Day or The Offspring live. They blow her away.

voodoomagik
03-23-2005, 11:20 PM
dude..but tell me why did ya go...if ya have a gf who is mad about her...and u want to make her happy so that later ud get layed i understand u...but did ya go alone???free willingly??? :D

pie.
03-24-2005, 02:25 AM
I wouldn't pay for having sex with Avril!

i agree...if anything, id have her paying me.

billiejoe87_greenday
03-24-2005, 02:35 AM
dude..but tell me why did ya go...if ya have a gf who is mad about her...and u want to make her happy so that later ud get layed i understand u...but did ya go alone???free willingly??? :D

I went with my family. And it's embaressing but i used to be obsessed with her.

voodoomagik
03-27-2005, 08:48 AM
I went with my family. And it's embaressing but i used to be obsessed with her.
haha..pretty sick..but cool..now avril has an obsessed fan walking around her hause...just waitin..for the right moment to rape her...i hope u make a dvd with that scene...id be more than happy to promote it..we could be rich u and i... :D :D :D

nickspring-82
03-27-2005, 09:15 AM
im downloading the avril covers, this will be interesting, i actually think her voice is better than pop stars, true she isnt close to punk in style like ppl promoting her claim, but when she doesnt talk she has an edge to her, that appeals to me, i would praise her if this chop suey cover is better than you say, after all shes a chick, and its live......what you expect? maybe you jus gotta put it in perspective, i could be wrong :D so ill check it out

edit ........... wow omg this is crazy, they all sound drink, i feel ashamed and wont speak a positive word again about this person live :\

voodoomagik
03-27-2005, 09:50 AM
post here..ya favorite avril lavigne..sexy pictures!!!!

Special Delivery BR.
03-27-2005, 06:44 PM
i would pay for dont have sex with her....
xD lol

billiejoe87_greenday
03-27-2005, 09:21 PM
im downloading the avril covers, this will be interesting, i actually think her voice is better than pop stars, true she isnt close to punk in style like ppl promoting her claim, but when she doesnt talk she has an edge to her, that appeals to me, i would praise her if this chop suey cover is better than you say, after all shes a chick, and its live......what you expect? maybe you jus gotta put it in perspective, i could be wrong :D so ill check it out

edit ........... wow omg this is crazy, they all sound drink, i feel ashamed and wont speak a positive word again about this person live :\

hahaha what did i tell you?
Her cover of green day basket case is pretty good though. Im glad she didn't perform chop suey at the concert i went to!!

billiejoe87_greenday
03-27-2005, 09:23 PM
haha..pretty sick..but cool..now avril has an obsessed fan walking around her hause...just waitin..for the right moment to rape her...i hope u make a dvd with that scene...id be more than happy to promote it..we could be rich u and i... :D :D :D

Man are all Romanians this sex crazy? Ive got a romanian friend and he talks exactly the same way as you do. I thought it was just him, but it seems like you all do. (No offence aimed at you or your culture).

offspringdude17
03-28-2005, 12:28 PM
she must me pay to have sex. a million then i think about it

fo_shizzle
03-28-2005, 04:15 PM
WDF! why r u bumping up old posts

sherban
03-30-2005, 12:17 AM
Damn u guys ar sick :eek: !I like you guys :D
anyway the most interesting thing is that the guy who created this post is from romania...me two but thats not important right now

im not gonna answer the questions couse im a junior member :D

i have nothing more to say i guess...oh w8...FUCK U ROMANIA !