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wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 12:58 PM
This is from a conversation between, Iza (Iza on this bbs), Mistress Bleak (The Goddess on this bbs), and Wheel Chair Man (myself)


Mistress Bleak *BBS orgy, IM here to join in* says:
evil technology
wheel chair man says:
indeed
Iza says:
it's a jewish conspiracy
wheel chair man says:
yes it is
wheel chair man says:
Antwerp is full of Jews
wheel chair man says:
trading diamonds
wheel chair man says:
iin their jewlery stores
Iza says:
grr jews makes Iza angries!
wheel chair man says:
they do?
wheel chair man says:
this comes as news to me

Izie
03-20-2005, 01:01 PM
Too idiotic to even try to explain :p

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2005, 01:04 PM
Hahaha, there's been far more. Haha, freaks!

Izie
03-20-2005, 01:05 PM
omg I'm a racist!

It's a Freudian thing you know, Per has been living out his hidden beliefs through my name *nods*

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 01:46 PM
Nah that ain't me. The method of speech gives you away Iza. It's amazing how much you speak in the 3rd person.

Izie
03-20-2005, 01:54 PM
The lack of use of smileys obviously shows it isn't me. Plus some things... I just don't say :/ Like grr? Ha! Never!

Be a man and come on MSN :p

Noodles is gay
03-20-2005, 01:56 PM
Damn Nazis; they're everywhere these days. :mad:

Izie
03-20-2005, 01:58 PM
Yups. Unfortunately, they've already raided Per's head :p

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 01:58 PM
Nah it's just Iza, you know how Serbs are, almost as bad as Greeks.

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:00 PM
Ironically enough, I've never heard any Serb say anything against the Jews :/

They're not the enemy :p

4eh
03-20-2005, 02:02 PM
Too idiotic to even try to explain :p

heh, it's not funny, using that fact that very far relations of my granny are jews, so i'm a little of jew too.

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2005, 02:02 PM
Thumbs up for threatening with chat transcripts and identity crises.

Being a nazi is spreading like a virus.

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:05 PM
heh, it's not funny, using that fact that very far relations of my granny are jews, so i'm a little of jew too.

Yes, and we're being completely serious. Trip is the Nazi-on-call here, I really have no interest in taking over his role. Wcm might though :p

And I was NOT having an identity crisis. Per is the one who went bra-shopping!

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:07 PM
heh, it's not funny, using that fact that very far relations of my granny are jews, so i'm a little of jew too.
omg my best friend's grandmom was a jewess, it's like I'm a jew too!

What bothers me, is that German nationalism is now hated. Yet people everywhere are bragging about knowing jews while Israel commits it's racist crimes.

And to sound completely contradictory, I'd like to point out that it was the Danish nation that saved the most percentage of jews from the Nazis.

HeadAroundU
03-20-2005, 02:08 PM
omg I'm a racist!


I'm racist too!and what??
I hate gypsies :D
I wanna kill them all with AK47 :D

Noodles is gay
03-20-2005, 02:09 PM
Hey, I've got a bright idea - let's all be racist!!!

Goddamn Americans :mad: How I loathe them.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2005, 02:10 PM
EDIT: Misunderstood the joke.

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:10 PM
Hey, I've got a bright idea - let's all be racist!!!

Goddamn Americans :mad: How I loathe them.
Since when was 'American' a race? Stupid anglo-saxon scum. I hope the celts wash you away.

4eh
03-20-2005, 02:11 PM
Yes, and we're being completely serious. Trip is the Nazi-on-call here, I really have no interest in taking over his role. Wcm might though :p

And I was NOT having an identity crisis. Per is the one who went bra-shopping!

anyway it's very offensively for me. i didn't expect that from you, from TripBoy or someone else - yes, but not from you. :(

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:11 PM
And to sound completely contradictory, I'd like to point out that it was the Danish nation that saved the most percentage of jews from the Nazis.

Heh, and I can point out that we weren't really liked by the Nazis either :/ The only freaks who actually had a "free teritory" during the war. We defied Hitler! Ha!

And so much good that has brought us :p

arak0r
03-20-2005, 02:11 PM
thats all very lovely.

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:11 PM
anyway it's very offensively for me. i didn't expect that from you, from TripBoy or someone else - yes, but not from you. :(

Re-read.
Figure out the level of seriousness of all the posts.
Then comment.

ihatechrissneed
03-20-2005, 02:12 PM
grr..the welsh :mad:

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2005, 02:13 PM
Haha and now everyone's arsehole is getting tighter because of this (sorry I'm nasty) and I'm falling off my chair laughing.

Noodles is gay
03-20-2005, 02:13 PM
Since when was 'American' a race? Stupid anglo-saxon scum. I hope the celts wash you away.

Well, whatever. They near-as-dammit are and that's good enough for me.

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:13 PM
anyway it's very offensively for me. i didn't expect that from you, from TripBoy or someone else - yes, but not from you. :(
Quiet Izhid.

4eh
03-20-2005, 02:15 PM
oh, you know, Wasserman (the real Noodles's surname) is jewesh too! so what??? let's hate him? :mad:

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:15 PM
Haha and now everyone's arsehole is getting tighter because of this (sorry I'm nasty) and I'm falling off my chair laughing.

We can expand those for you if you require such service...

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:16 PM
oh, you know, Wasserman (the real Noodles's surname) is jewesh too! so what??? let's hate him? :mad:
bezrodny kosmopolit.

4eh
03-20-2005, 02:19 PM
Re-read.
Figure out the level of seriousness of all the posts.
Then comment.

i'm so tired from all that shit, i can't understand this jokes.

4eh
03-20-2005, 02:23 PM
bezrodny kosmopolit.

about me?? ok, i agree with that in some ways.

Ellie
03-20-2005, 02:35 PM
Screw all this Jew/Nazi talk.

I'm more interested in hearing about other things that may have transpired during this "threesome."

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:44 PM
That is considered to be too strange to be posted here.

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:45 PM
Like all Nazis, you are trying to cover the truth up, aren't you Izie?

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:47 PM
Hmmmmmm I don't think the Nazis were trying to cover up the fact that they were Nazis, but I'm not a Nazi, so I might be covering something up, but I don't really know what?

Post other parts when you're so eager for people to see them :p I won't mind :p

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 02:48 PM
I'd like to. Cause they were hilarious. But I didn't save any of the transcripts. My internet disconnecting me, you know.

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:50 PM
Errr I could try and send you some and you could pick, but given MSN logging, they're scattered accross yours and Sim's addy :/ And probably Vera's too, she was there ya know :p

I'll go see if I can dig something up.

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2005, 02:57 PM
They were disturbingly hilarious. Too bad technology pwn3d us into 54614697 windows. I got one saved.

Izie
03-20-2005, 02:59 PM
I've got them all logged, thanks to MSN... But they're extremely badly organized. Poor Per :p

rock4life09
03-20-2005, 03:03 PM
Damn Nazis; they're everywhere these days. :mad:

Errrr I hate nazis! My parents are nazis pretty much. We pretty much live in a concentration camp!!! Shes just mad that me and my sister are half polish from my dad! :p

wheelchairman
03-20-2005, 03:18 PM
More terrible truth:


21:16:03] Iza: hello I am Iza. I am a serb. and silly


[21:17:11] Iza: hello I am Iza, and I'm looking for my sunday night
fix of powdered heroin.
[21:17:16] Mistress Ble: ooh, iza is threatening
[21:17:20] wheel chair : haha
[21:17:26] wheel chair : I'll be...
[21:17:42] wheel chair : Per, your friendly penis-loving next door
transvestite


[21:18:41] Iza: have I told anyone that Ken and I just bought a
trailer for us to live in. Down by the trailer park. We're
planning on raising our 7 children there.


[21:19:11] wheel chair : hmmm
[21:19:29] wheel chair : I can go look for my other shoe in the woods
near Copenhagen?
[21:19:32] wheel chair : but that's not fun
[21:19:41] Iza: I'm not staying in Belgium. We decided to look in
Texas.
[21:19:41] wheel chair : I can just act like those dudes from Little
Britain


[21:20:10] wheel chair : I can also try to get myself an Irish
girlfriend and adopt her accent
try, pfff did. and then broke up with her after I made plans with a Morocain girl. pwn3d!


[21:20:20] wheel chair : because the Irish are the best thing since
sliced bread!
[21:20:32] wheel chair : like who said what?
[21:20:47] Iza: I think this morning I'm going to take 5000 pictures
of myself making different faces.
[21:20:49] Mistress Bleak *BBS orgy, IM here to join in* heeft het
gesprek verlaten.
[21:20:54] wheel chair : :(
[21:20:56] wheel chair : simmies gone
[21:21:01] wheel chair : be my guest
[21:21:02] Iza: now it's just you and me...this won't be confusing
[21:21:08] wheel chair : I'll still have the prettier face :P


[21:23:11] wheel chair : when Sim's back we'll invite her
[21:23:27] Iza: oh noes here is an example of me, Iza, speaking
french. 'moi parler french.'
[21:23:34] wheel chair : btw if someone asks for Iza's pics in
underwear... I know nothing about it.
[21:23:46] wheel chair : damn, that'd be good :/
[21:23:52] wheel chair : even thought you prolly used bad french
[21:23:57] wheel chair : not that I'd know though
[21:24:03] Iza: que?
[21:24:09] wheel chair : que for what?


[21:29:54] Mistress Ble: shit
[21:29:58] wheel chair : wooorkie
[21:30:02] Iza: really pwn3d there.
[21:30:03] Mistress Ble: vera here?
[21:30:22] Iza: whoa I have no idea who I am now.
[21:30:31] wheel chair : you're fat!
[21:30:33] Iza: Izas is super hyper!!!!!1 I want some chocolate
nowieeees
[21:30:34] wheel chair : that's who you are!
[21:30:35] wheel chair : HA!
[21:30:36] Iza: oh noes!


[21:32:30] wheel chair : ya back, fattie?
[21:32:52] Iza: oh noes Iza fats :'(:'(
[21:32:59] Iza: me thinks it's teh chocolate penises.
[21:33:05] wheel chair : nah
[21:33:10] wheel chair : they're too sexpensive
[21:33:12] wheel chair : Iza is poor ;)


[21:36:45] wheel chair : works?
[21:37:31] wheel chair : I guess not...
[21:37:32] Iza: yeppers
[21:37:33] wheel chair : oh
[21:37:35] wheel chair : good!
[21:37:38] wheel chair : and simmies?
[21:37:40] Iza: sorry when I post it takes a second.
[21:37:49] Iza: wow our internets suxorz.
[21:37:50] Mistress Ble: here!
[21:37:53] wheel chair : yay!
[21:38:05] Iza: yay!
[21:38:13] Mistress Ble: get sanni!
[21:38:15] Iza: wow I'm already confused again
[21:38:18] wheel chair : haha
[21:38:26] wheel chair : just don't get an identity crisis and go
bra-shopping
[21:38:33] wheel chair : get sanni then ;)
[21:38:52] sanni. (mitt indiehjärta slår och slår och slår.) is aan
het gesprek toegevoegd.
[21:39:08] wheel chair : hello there
[21:39:25] Mistress Ble: beware, they're still being freaks
[21:39:40] wheel chair : as we all know, Iza is always a freak
[21:39:52] wheel chair : and she appears to be gone
[21:39:52] wheel chair : again
[21:40:02] wheel chair : or not
[21:40:03] Iza: sorry I was just bra-shopping
[21:40:10] Mistress Ble: hahahaha
[21:40:22] Mistress Ble: make up rant, per!
[21:40:38] wheel chair : you should be a true feminist and cast those
away!
[21:40:54] wheel chair : there aren't enough true feminists anymore
[21:41:20] wheel chair : and, being a feminist (as you should be), you
should also stop using make up!



[21:41:40] Iza: true feminism won't fix Izas inter
[21:41:42] Iza: net
[21:41:48] wheel chair : so I've noticed
[21:41:52] wheel chair : communism might ;)
[21:41:59] Iza: or make-up!
[21:42:31] wheel chair : leave make up alone :P
[21:42:43] * Iza is now Offline


21:43:54] Iza: pwn3d again wowzorz
[21:44:00] wheel chair : as usual :P
[21:44:08] Mistress Ble: hehe
[21:44:13] Mistress Ble: mine won't pwn me any mor
[21:44:14] Mistress Ble: e
[21:44:16] Iza: did y'all see my make-up rant?
[21:44:17] Mistress Ble: am on old comp
[21:44:20] Mistress Ble: ha
[21:44:21] Mistress Ble: erm
[21:44:30] wheel chair : no
[21:44:34] wheel chair : please refrain from it
[21:44:49] Iza: my face needs a good foundation. it deserves it!
Iza says:
omg sephora <3<3<3<3
Iza says:
pwn3d again
[21:44:50] Mistress Ble: we did not
[21:44:56] Mistress Ble: haha
[21:44:58] wheel chair : eeewwww sephora
[21:45:08] wheel chair : a multinational company, all it does is
exploit people!
[21:45:24] Iza: but omg sparkled body powder make-up!
[21:45:36] wheel chair : (ick, body powder?)



[21:46:05] wheel chair : let's all just go drink tea and smoke
flavoured tobacco from sheeshas
[21:46:08] Iza: I am so hyper right now. I think I'm going to eat a
whole bunch of chocolate and write about it in my lj!
[21:46:11] Mistress Ble: this is our what, seventh window?
[21:46:15] sanni. (mitt: 109572395th
[21:46:18] wheel chair : you're counting?
[21:46:22] Mistress Ble: no
[21:46:24] Mistress Ble: just guessing
[21:46:35] Mistress Ble: sanni's guess was better
[21:46:36] Mistress Ble: :P
[21:46:41] wheel chair : indeed it was
[21:46:48] wheel chair : you've been drinking too much voddy Simona
[21:46:57] wheel chair : and listening to too much Bowie

And that's all that hasn't been revealed so far.

Izie
03-20-2005, 03:22 PM
*giggles self to death*

Good boy Per, you've got the best parts!

:D

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2005, 03:27 PM
Hahaha, holy fuck. Thank you for the voddy reference.

This shit has made my day. Haha.

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 04:30 AM
Because Nazis very effectively made it a center of their beliefs.

Anyways this is just a bump.

rock4life09
03-21-2005, 06:02 AM
Ahhh!!! I've just noticed that wheelchairman looks loke my brother!! Your name wouldn't happen to be Jarrod would it? :confused:

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 06:33 AM
oh my god it is!

rock4life09
03-21-2005, 06:36 AM
Seriously?! :confused:

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 06:37 AM
Yes, seriously. I guess that makes you my little bro. haha what an odd coincidence.

rock4life09
03-21-2005, 06:38 AM
Not little bro....little sis :D haha.

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 06:58 AM
yeah I'm aware of that, only a girl could like the annoying voice of HIM.

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 10:36 AM
Aw, family reunion. I almost envy you, Jarrod.

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 10:39 AM
We can expand those for you if you require such service...

How about pouring high doses of laxatives into free drinks?

rock4life09
03-21-2005, 11:24 AM
yeah I'm aware of that, only a girl could like the annoying voice of HIM.

Eh, they're ok. Not the best band in the world.

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 12:06 PM
Aw, family reunion. I almost envy you, Jarrod.
Shutup Cuz, it's not my fault you eloped with that Protestant boy.

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 12:14 PM
Shutup Cuz, it's not my fault you eloped with that Protestant boy.

But it was lurve at first sight! *weeps like 3moz0rz*

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 12:25 PM
If I didn't have the msn virus I would've joined in... I hate the msn virus! it won't even let me check my e-mail ='( Now all I have left is Yahoo messenger... which sucks

I don't even know what it does. Doesn't it help when you delete MSN and then re-install?

rock4life09
03-21-2005, 12:27 PM
I wish i had MSN. But everytime I try to get it it doesn't work. Like it won't let me join. :(

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 12:36 PM
It doesn't let you have conversations with your friends, and after you've logged on about 20 seconds later it opens up convos with everyone whos online and sends them the virus... and I already got rid of msn messenger but it's still there, it won't let me download any virus scanners or anything and it still won't let me check my E-mail... >=(

Crappy, get it fixed by a pro then. Because it sounds like bad shit.

nieh
03-21-2005, 12:39 PM
It doesn't let you have conversations with your friends, and after you've logged on about 20 seconds later it opens up convos with everyone whos online and sends them the virus... and I already got rid of msn messenger but it's still there, it won't let me download any virus scanners or anything and it still won't let me check my E-mail... >=(

get Trillian. You log onto Yahoo, MSN, AIM, ICQ and whatever the other one is called...all through the Trillian program so you don't have to actually open MSN to talk to people over it. That might help get around the virus without actually getting rid of it.

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 12:40 PM
Yeah sounds like you'll need a pro- to fix it.

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 12:46 PM
hehe don't worry about it, until last year we had Windows '95. That was useless. New computers are expensive though, truly is a decision of your parents.

Izie
03-21-2005, 12:47 PM
How about pouring high doses of laxatives into free drinks?

I was going for a more invasive way... But yours works too, I suppose :/

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 12:48 PM
I was going for a more invasive way... But yours works too, I suppose :/
nah hers takes too long for the chemicals kick in. We want action, and we want it now!

Vera
03-21-2005, 12:51 PM
You racist pigs, I hope Jews come to your house and steal all your gold.

Izie
03-21-2005, 12:51 PM
nah hers takes too long for the chemicals kick in. We want action, and we want it now!

Somehow I knew you'd agree with me :p

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 12:52 PM
Please share the more invasive way! I have a mental image (a wrong one) but don't know if we share it.

Izie
03-21-2005, 12:53 PM
Well just pick something we can use to invade the tight asses... And there ya go!

nieh
03-21-2005, 01:01 PM
Let me just make sure I have the right website... http://www.download.com/Trillian/3000-2150-10047473.html?part=dl-trillian&subj=dl&tag=button , right?

yup, that's it. I'm not sure if this will get around the virus or not, but it's worth a shot.

nieh
03-21-2005, 01:02 PM
Well just pick something we can use to invade the tight asses... And there ya go!
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Izie
03-21-2005, 01:06 PM
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Perfect! Given the level of stupidity/insanity of this topic, absolutely perfect!

*blows a kiss*

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:11 PM
Well just pick something we can use to invade the tight asses... And there ya go!

The famous firecrackers or cactus?

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:11 PM
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

Hahaha, very... stimulating?

Izie
03-21-2005, 01:14 PM
The famous firecrackers or cactus?

Yah, those'd be good... Maybe we could attach firecrackers to the thing nieh proposed?

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:18 PM
Yah, those'd be good... Maybe we could attach firecrackers to the thing nieh proposed?

Plus I wanna get chili flavoured lube for that.

nieh
03-21-2005, 01:20 PM
Hahaha, very... stimulating?

if by chance I ever need to buy something like that, I'm going to get them from that site. I have a feeling the sacreligious part of it would be even more fun than the sex part of it.


Yah, those'd be good... Maybe we could attach firecrackers to the thing nieh proposed?

NO! You'll hurt baby Jesus!

Izie
03-21-2005, 01:26 PM
Plus I wanna get chili flavoured lube for that.

Erm, why does it need to be chilli flavoured? Because I ain't getting my tongue anywhere near it!


NO! You'll hurt baby Jesus!

First you show it, then you won't let us use it. Some penetrator you are. *sulks*

nieh
03-21-2005, 01:30 PM
First you show it, then you won't let us use it. Some penetrator you are. *sulks*

It's built to penetrate people's anuses. Not to withstand firecracker explosions. Do one or the other, not both (or at least, not at the same time).

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Erm, why does it need to be chilli flavoured? Because I ain't getting my tongue anywhere near it!



Because it gets extra stingy.

Tongue?

Izie
03-21-2005, 01:36 PM
It's built to penetrate people's anuses. Not to withstand firecracker explosions. Do one or the other, not both (or at least, not at the same time).

I suppose that could be arranged. But I'll discuss it with Sim.


Because it gets extra stingy.

Tongue?

Nah, it doesn't get extra stingy if it's just chilly flavoured I suppose, we'd better just use chilli! And when you mention flavours, I automatically think of tongues... Tongues - flavours... You know?

wheelchairman
03-21-2005, 01:36 PM
Chili's good. Although it may make baby jesus cry.

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:42 PM
I suppose that could be arranged. But I'll discuss it with Sim.



Nah, it doesn't get extra stingy if it's just chilly flavoured I suppose, we'd better just use chilli! And when you mention flavours, I automatically think of tongues... Tongues - flavours... You know?

Like my Dad says: Chili stings twice, when you eat and when you shit.

If the flavour is not strong enough, we'll get a real one.

Izie
03-21-2005, 01:43 PM
I've never eaten chilli, I'm not that big on spices.

Well, my stomach isn't big on spices.

the_GoDdEsS
03-21-2005, 01:50 PM
I love spices. Especially those that make me feel like a fire-spitting dragon.
Never had as much chili as to feel the 'secondary' effect though.

Izie
03-21-2005, 02:02 PM
Errr okay. As long as I don't have to be in direct contact with the chilli, it's fine.