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dakool
03-20-2005, 02:01 PM
hello
Isaw the offspring in august 2004 at the reading festeival in the uk. And ever since then i have been amazed buy you i hope one of you reads this cause its my first letter and i SERIOUSLY like the band and think your amazing i have all the albums all that t- shirts and befor all that i told all my friends about you . and now half the scholl listens to your music and think your the best .my room my school books my ipod is full of Offspring things cd's posters sticker framed albums i might be only 13 and was sitting on my dads sholders at reading because i couldnt see, but that doesnt make me want to stop tellin people about you and playin your music in the rock concerts in town.I would really like you to say when your tour dates are and which is the real offspring website its so confusing. please write back and then i would be astounded and it would really make my day thankyou for reading.

From Guy Potter

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:06 PM
Hey this is Noodles, thanks for your support!

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:07 PM
And I'm Greg K. thank you for your support as Noodles said...
Now If you excuse us, we have an album to make right now

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:08 PM
Dexter came up with some great stuff on his flight.

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:09 PM
Yeah, all the new songs feel pretty good...

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:10 PM
We're trying to retrace our roots and make our new cd (to be released mid to late 2006) sound more like Ignition and Smash.

Omni
03-20-2005, 02:14 PM
You guys are horrible, lol.

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:15 PM
Yes, you are the first dude in knowing this, we have a new video coming up too, it is going to be like the Smash era videos...

original_psycho
03-20-2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah, I came up with some pretty great ideas during my flight. Hope the new album comes out better than our last one.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:18 PM
We were getting some bad reactions to the "Head Around You" Video. Dexter's going to be directing this one, so try to imagine the "Come Out and Play" video mixed with the "I Choose" video!

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:19 PM
You guys are horrible, lol.

Why are you posting on our site, then? We won't tell you to leave, but please to not insult us.

Sakura_Kay
03-20-2005, 02:20 PM
now i'm very confused :confused:

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:21 PM
Yes, Dexter will direct the video, and he is going to look like he did on the Smash era, just look our older videos...

Tired_Of_You
03-20-2005, 02:21 PM
Hey, I am the real Noodles, dirtybird, you stupid kid.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:22 PM
Except no dreads, those things take a while. I've been working on growing my hair out long, but it's barely to my shoulders. I guess I'm getting old.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:23 PM
Hey, I am the real Noodles, dirtybird, you stupid kid.

You're not even from America. I could have you arrested for impersonation.

I don't know
03-20-2005, 02:23 PM
and I'm the real Greg K

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:24 PM
If you're real, then what's the name of our new video?

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:25 PM
Do you remember Noodles in the "Defy You" video, well, he's gonna let his hair grow more than he had in that video, and I'll probably do something with my hair too...

I don't know
03-20-2005, 02:25 PM
head around you

Tired_Of_You
03-20-2005, 02:25 PM
You're not even from America. I could have you arrested for impersonation.
Quebec is in Canada. Canada is in America. Go take some geography classes. I'm there because I'm lost and they all talk French. I don't even know how to ask for a beer in that language...

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:26 PM
and I'm the real Greg K

What the hell are you talking about, I'm the real Greg K...just ask Noodles

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:26 PM
I was talking about the one that's coming out in '06. You don't even know the latest news. It's called "Bring 'em On."

Tired_Of_You
03-20-2005, 02:26 PM
Do you remember Noodles in the "Defy You" video, well, he's gonna let his hair grow more than he had in that video, and I'll probably do something with my hair too...
The mullet was horrible...

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:26 PM
What the hell are you talking about, I'm the real Greg K...just ask Noodles

Yep, I just proved him wrong. Dumb kids.

I don't know
03-20-2005, 02:27 PM
What the hell are you talking about, I'm the real Greg K...just ask Noodles
I'm the real greg K ask the real Noodles(tired of you)

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:28 PM
I am already lost dudes...

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:29 PM
I'm the real greg K ask the real Noodles(tired of you)

Once again, I could have you arrested. You may want to create a new board account, as well, incase I feel that I need to remove you. You don't know our latest news, and your grammar is equal to that of a sixteen year-old.

Sakura_Kay
03-20-2005, 02:29 PM
uhm... dirtybird.... if you ARE noodles (which i doubt) why does it say you were born July 3, 1990 on your profile??? :confused: ;)

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:30 PM
Because you're a complete dumbass.

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:32 PM
He just doesn't want people to find out that he is the real Noodles...because then idiots would start to annoy

Sakura_Kay
03-20-2005, 02:34 PM
then why did he just say he was noodles in this thread?

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:34 PM
Exactly. Only dumbasses like yourself don't realize that.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:35 PM
You have to throw your fans a bone once in a while, and if it hadn't been for you this thread might have been gone by now. Thanks to you I have more exposure, though. I'll have to make a new username.

Sakura_Kay
03-20-2005, 02:36 PM
couldn't you just delete the thread if you were a band member?

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:38 PM
Do you realize how many people have looked at it already? Rumors spread fast, as well. There would ultimately be no point; people would make numerous threads about my username.

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 02:40 PM
Oh shit, we have a recording session soon. Gotta run.

HeadAroundU
03-20-2005, 02:41 PM
Hi! dude
I'm Josh Freese!
and I'm gonna kick out Atom Willard from the band cause he can't drum anymore!!!
It will be nice to hear my drums again! dude I also drummed all Led zeppelin albums,NoFX albums! also Britney Spears so I'm hero :D

Sakura_Kay
03-20-2005, 02:41 PM
aha, if you knew rumours would spread fast ect. why did you say it? i mean, the few that did read this thread would soon tell the ones that didn't ;)

and i gotta go now, got a whole booklet of work to do within the next 20minutes

edit: late

Homer
03-20-2005, 02:41 PM
Hi, I'm Atom! Just like to say thanks for that letter at the start of the thread!

Dexter_Kyle
03-20-2005, 02:44 PM
Hi, I'm on a break from our session, we had some cool songs now playing, and Josh Freese, you should come to the studio and listen our new stuff, is sounds like Smash and Ignition, I think our fans will like it....

HeadAroundU
03-20-2005, 02:46 PM
Hi, I'm Atom! Just like to say thanks for that letter at the start of the thread!
Atom you are fired!!!!!! from my band!! :D

Josh Freese

Homer
03-20-2005, 03:08 PM
Atom you are fired!!!!!! from my band!! :D

Josh Freese

No you're fired from my band


Atom

Naz
03-20-2005, 04:12 PM
Im Higgins!

I pretend to be a girl.

willferno
03-20-2005, 07:22 PM
I'm Ron Welty and this is a great a secret don't tell anyone but I'm comming back in the band for the next album

ThatOneGuy123
03-20-2005, 09:10 PM
Josh and Atom...get out of my band

dirtybird
03-20-2005, 10:35 PM
Noodles here, what are all of you arguing over?

sphinxdaking
03-21-2005, 09:42 AM
Age doesnt matter, I bought Smash on cassette when I was eight...Although my first concert was when I was 13...(I wasnt allowed to go when i was younger)

This year I am turning 18...so it has been a while :)

bouncingcoles
03-21-2005, 03:54 PM
hey dont be assholes guys. hes just 13. he a young offspring fan. i remember being 13 and loving the offspring. he is enlightened of offsprings greatness just like us. he is a fellow fan. have some respect.

bouncingcoles
03-21-2005, 03:55 PM
I'm Ron Welty and this is a great a secret don't tell anyone but I'm comming back in the band for the next album

hahaha hey thats funny though

dirtybird
03-21-2005, 04:50 PM
hey dont be assholes guys. hes just 13. he a young offspring fan. i remember being 13 and loving the offspring. he is enlightened of offsprings greatness just like us. he is a fellow fan. have some respect.

I'm only fourteen.

Skate Rat 19
03-21-2005, 07:12 PM
well that was pretty cool getting more fans and all

Italia311
03-21-2005, 07:17 PM
Hey this is Noodles, thanks for your support!

hahaah you're the biggest fag ever!

WhenPigsFly
04-01-2005, 05:48 AM
hey dont be assholes guys. hes just 13. he a young offspring fan. i remember being 13 and loving the offspring. he is enlightened of offsprings greatness just like us. he is a fellow fan. have some respect.

dnt b bastards