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calichix
03-22-2005, 09:24 PM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.

JohnnyNemesis
03-22-2005, 09:29 PM
You make a great point. Not only are those things not funny, but the people you talk about usually reek of effort.

ninth
03-22-2005, 09:32 PM
Often times people that talk about those things are morbidly obese and/or horrendously malformed.

JohnnyNemesis
03-22-2005, 09:33 PM
Don't forget stupid. It was already implied, but mustn't be forgotten.

Linda
03-22-2005, 09:45 PM
-the water table

hahaha

meaning_of_life
03-23-2005, 12:42 AM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.
agreed. especially the ranting about pie and cookies.

Satan's bitch
03-23-2005, 01:06 AM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.
You're gay. Those things are funny.

wheelchairman
03-23-2005, 08:57 AM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.
I'm going to be arrogant and pompous and say I've pointed this out on at least two separate occassions.

But it's nice to see the movement is gaining steam. It's terrible to see what these people have done to humor.

Betty
03-23-2005, 09:00 AM
The millions of squirrels on my campus entertain me immensely with their shananigans. Although it is never very funny when I try and explain it later.

Mota Boy
03-23-2005, 09:38 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Non sequiturs are not an adequate replacement for wit.

nieh
03-24-2005, 04:58 PM
-sporks
-monkeys
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.


oh come on! If you take them out of context like that you can make ANYTHING sound stupid.

Reefer
03-24-2005, 05:22 PM
Who's closer to being a concubine of the Black Pope, our sweet Prince of Darkness, the Lord of the Flies, crowned in red honey and plotting vengeance within the deep?

ya got it wrong dude! the lord of the flies weren't Satan it was the evil in humanity symbolized

(i did the damn book in school or summat)

...if that makes any sense (im high)

dirtybird
03-24-2005, 06:04 PM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.

I think the spork is a great invention.. but I don't ramble about it.

rock4life09
03-24-2005, 06:18 PM
I like making random threads

Yeah and you should stop!

Not Ozymandias
03-24-2005, 06:20 PM
You forgot "black people do this/white people do that"

Not Ozymandias
03-24-2005, 06:21 PM
Is this the real calichix?

ninth
03-24-2005, 06:46 PM
ya got it wrong dude! the lord of the flies weren't Satan it was the evil in humanity symbolized

(i did the damn book in school or summat)

...if that makes any sense (im high)
Lord of Flies is another title of the Black Pope.

Sunny
03-24-2005, 06:58 PM
dude. welcome back. <3

& i agree completely.

DirtyMagical
03-24-2005, 10:39 PM
what.. do those unfunny people just continuously rant on one of those topics? For how long?
If so how long should they keep on each topic before they are considered unfunny?

I actually do understand what was meant by this thread, but it is rather confusing if you think about it =/

ruroken
03-25-2005, 04:55 PM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.


*stabs bastard to death*

ruroken
03-25-2005, 04:58 PM
stab me first

Um... that's kind of wierd...

JoY
03-25-2005, 04:59 PM
you can make any word funny, if you have a somewhat decent sense of humour.

since I have no at all & am extremely easily pleased, I won't give a demonstration.

ruroken
03-25-2005, 05:11 PM
Masticating cow.

calichix
03-28-2005, 09:58 PM
Is this the real calichix?


sho iz. (OH MY GOD I SAW MOTLEY CRUE ON SATURDAY)

tripboy, you old son of a bitch. I've missed you and your sweet ass.

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 10:00 PM
What is about cheese, cows, 'moo', and anything related to dairy in general that's appealing, anyways? I mean, if you apply 'apple' to something, people with an immature sense of humor won't start cracking up...

SkunkIt
03-28-2005, 10:04 PM
You're gay. Those things are funny. I've never seen you before.

calichix
03-28-2005, 10:04 PM
dude. welcome back. <3

& i agree completely.

you!! how've you been, lovely? holla at me home skillet.

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 10:04 PM
Thanks for ignoring me... *tear*

Okay, I'm over it.

SkunkIt
03-28-2005, 10:11 PM
you!! how've you been, lovely? holla at me home skillet.I've never seen you before either, so hi! :D

Homer
03-28-2005, 10:45 PM
I've got a funny story to tell you guys... it starts off with a monkey named Bob who talks to a hotdog and a telephone.... hhehehe :D

Vera
03-29-2005, 11:43 AM
My friend made the whole Bob thing funny. It's like his name on some net game and he explained how some fuckin' Koreans or something message him in the game and just go "Hi Bob : )" and he's like, "Yeeeah?" and they just go, "Bob" and like, run away giggling or something.

It could be the fact I'm Finnish but c'mon, Bob! It's like the best name ever, apart from the fact it obviously isn't.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2005, 12:11 PM
You're gay. Those things are funny.

Very telling.

ruroken
03-29-2005, 12:12 PM
godzilla's twin's mom

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2005, 12:16 PM
Haha, I was just gonna say, you could learn alot from this thread

ruroken
03-29-2005, 12:16 PM
Haha, I was just gonna say, you could learn alot from this thread
yeah. I'll be sure to take notes.

TrippingOut
03-29-2005, 01:34 PM
I think monkeys are funny, especially when flinging their own shit at each other.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2005, 01:42 PM
Very telling.

You heard me.

calichix
03-30-2005, 12:01 AM
ruroken, this is how stupid you are: really stupid.


sanni, there are such better names out there.. like mathias, for instance. or laura.

Homer
03-30-2005, 12:26 AM
sanni, there are such better names out there.. like mathias, for instance. or laura.

or MacKenzey, or Hermies, or Monty, or Leslie :D

foxy
03-30-2005, 03:29 AM
ruroken, this is how stupid you are: really stupid.


ruro is cool

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2005, 05:15 AM
Approval from foxy is like approval from Anne Widdecome.

Vera
03-30-2005, 06:32 AM
Mathias <3 Laura...? Or no?

Anyway, yes, there are better names, but funnier names? Not likely.

live_fast_gurl
03-30-2005, 06:36 AM
Approval from foxy is like approval from Anne Widdecome.
thats very true , i just wish he didnt like me GODDAMMIT!! thank fuck hes offline

offsprung
04-28-2005, 06:19 PM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.

haha. am i lame if i chuckled at the kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones?
i don't mean i talk about it. but it made me laugh thinking about it.

coke_a_holic
04-28-2005, 06:35 PM
The only reason the name Bob is funny is because it's the traditional American name. And America is the laughingstock of the world, therefore making Bob a funny name.

Isolated Fury
04-28-2005, 06:38 PM
Actually, I've noticed that Bob isn't really THAT common among names. It just sounds common.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-28-2005, 06:40 PM
I don't find the name Bob funny anymore, because an annoying little kid who stalks me constantly calls himself "Bob". One of these days, I'm going to murder the little shit. And it's going to feel damn good.

JohnnyNemesis
04-28-2005, 06:41 PM
Even though I like her and think she's friendly, my mind screams SkunkIt/greencows12 everytime I see this thread.

SkunkIt
04-28-2005, 08:39 PM
Maybe because my favorite animal's a cow! :D

Betty
04-28-2005, 09:32 PM
Regarding the name Bob:

My neighbour's name is Bob, and he rocks.

My boyfriend's name is Bob, and he rocks.

So yup, I like the name. The coolness is definite. The humour? Not quite.

RedSlayer
04-28-2005, 11:28 PM
or MacKenzey, or Hermies, or Monty, or Leslie :D
or Doctor Herustus McKuttenbaurden

Jimbob2005
04-29-2005, 09:29 AM
-forks/sporks
-monkeys
-cheese
-pie
-the name "Bob"
-absurd, random things like kamikaze squirrels and hotdogs on telephones.
-the word "moo"



Knock it off guys. You're driving me off my rocker.
Agreed .