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live_fast_gurl
03-24-2005, 04:42 AM
i have quite a few , some from comedians though . . .

Trip Boy
03-24-2005, 05:16 AM
"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."

live_fast_gurl
03-24-2005, 05:18 AM
whered you get that from?!

Hysteria
03-24-2005, 06:57 AM
His small brain.

live_fast_gurl
03-24-2005, 07:00 AM
last time i asked it was non-existent

Hysteria
03-24-2005, 07:09 AM
He bought one. It was cheap, but he said it'll do for now.

rock4life09
03-24-2005, 07:20 AM
"You can't put a limit on anything, the more you dream the father you get"-Michael Phelps

"If its good enough for Adolph Hitler, its good enough for me...if its not good enough for Adolph Hitler, its good enough for the ovens"-Trip Boy

Hysteria
03-24-2005, 07:23 AM
Haha.

*sigh*

Betty
03-24-2005, 07:39 AM
Just the first thing that comes to mind...

We have this plaque hanging on our bathroom wall back homes that reads:

"When you are as great as I am, it is difficult to be humble."

Punky Dudess
03-24-2005, 10:00 AM
"Eat my shorts!"

(sad, i know)

clarky
03-24-2005, 10:45 AM
i have quite a few , some from comedians though . . .

my somtimes awsum ok. whats yours.

offspring kid
03-24-2005, 10:59 AM
Maybe life is like a ride on the freeway,Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way( DEXTER HOLLAND )The offspring !

original_psycho
03-24-2005, 11:04 AM
Orange juice raped my father so that makes him gay...

NIX-on-the-MAN
03-24-2005, 11:52 AM
My Sig....

Punky Dudess
03-24-2005, 11:53 AM
oh yeah! i forgot my old signature....
"common sense is not so common."

Inshane
03-24-2005, 12:40 PM
Though lovers be lost love shall not;
And death shall have no dominion.

a few words coming from “And Death Shall Have No Dominion” by Dylan Thomas.

original_psycho
03-24-2005, 12:45 PM
My favourite quote, right from this lovely bbs:

YEAH AND I NO IM LOVIN IT SOOO DONT KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ME! * PULLS PSYCHO CLOSE SUCKS HIM REALLLY RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRDDD!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!* BABY DONT STOP I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!!!!

Faust
03-24-2005, 01:55 PM
believe nothing of that you hear and only a little of what you see..
or something like that..

intothevalleyofdeath
03-24-2005, 07:05 PM
\/ theres my favorite quote

coke_a_holic
03-24-2005, 08:02 PM
"If everyone's special, doesn't that mean no one is?" - i dont remember who said it, but when you think about it... Damn... lol

sk8ter-hater
03-24-2005, 08:11 PM
" You tried and failed misserably. Lesson is: never try."
--Homer Simpson

0r4ng3
04-23-2005, 08:33 PM
" You tried and failed misserably. Lesson is: never try."
--Homer Simpson
hey i have that t-shirt!

my fav quote is another tshirt i have:
"it's only funny until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball!"
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turb0negr0
04-23-2005, 08:44 PM
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

0r4ng3
04-23-2005, 08:56 PM
"he who stand on toilet is high on pot"

it's stupid, i know...
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turb0negr0
04-23-2005, 09:02 PM
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

... it was something like that.

ThrashedThrasher
04-23-2005, 09:12 PM
" Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, Coke, I fucking hate the other one so much I won’t even type the name. I have a serious problem with it, I won’t even eat at places that have it because I hate it so much (KFC, PIZZA HUT) I’m from ATL where they started COKE and If I even were to drink it they would send me a citation for doing so (they’d know) that’s how serious COKE is down there!!! That other shit is for sissies like Jeff Gordon and guitarists!!! "

Racci Shay and his response to the question Pepsi or Coke?

Oddly enough, I'm the same way. (about places that have that repulsive shite I only drink Coke)

I also find/found this highly amusing. Out of the interview Color Coded Hair with Edsel Dope.

"I can roll up a fatty and hide it in my dreads where nobody can see it. I could probably hide a small child in there if I wanted. "

Omni
04-23-2005, 09:48 PM
Why is it that those who know the least, know it the loudest?

Homer
04-23-2005, 10:23 PM
I have too many favorite quotes... and they don't mean anything.

"Think before you speak." - Me. (ironic?)
"I'm gonna go to hell when I die." - Conan O'Brien

and many, many more... that I can't remember right now.

Panzerfaust92
04-23-2005, 10:39 PM
My favorite quote: Fuck tha Police!!!!!!

Punky Dudess
04-24-2005, 02:04 AM
respect my authority!
- cartman

live_fast_gurl
04-24-2005, 02:23 AM
"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah" - myself
thats all i can say on msn

Punky Dudess
04-24-2005, 03:07 AM
only two things in this world are infinate, the universe and stupidity - albert einstein

foxy
04-24-2005, 03:08 AM
look at my sig

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Noodles is gay
04-24-2005, 06:23 AM
"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever." – Aristophanes

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." – Einstein

"The only thing I have to declare is my genius." - Wilde

crazy_offspring_gal
04-24-2005, 06:25 AM
"what are you doing?....................breathing?!"

"numpty!"

:D

Noodles is gay
04-24-2005, 06:30 AM
"That's about as difficult as putting on a hat" – Blackadder


"But what's on my mind right now ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage." - Pulp Fiction


"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." – Wilde

original_psycho
04-24-2005, 07:46 AM
''That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!'' -- Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in 'Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery'

Noodles is gay
04-24-2005, 07:51 AM
Austin Powers as Dr. Evil in 'Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery'

surely that should be:

Mike Myers as 'Dr. Evil' in Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery' ?

:D

live_fast_gurl
04-24-2005, 07:58 AM
surely that should be:

Mike Myers as 'Dr. Evil' in Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery' ?

:D
woah! slow down there

original_psycho
04-24-2005, 08:05 AM
surely that should be:

Mike Myers as 'Dr. Evil' in Austin Powers:International Man Of Mystery' ?

:D
Oh shit. Sorry, just being absent minded as usual :o

0r4ng3
04-24-2005, 08:32 AM
"if your life was a book, your story would be fiction"
- some really old sum41 song from half hour of power
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