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sKratch
03-25-2005, 10:22 AM
So I find out this spring break that my 16 year old asian friend totally wants to rape me and has had that mindset for over a year. In addition to that, there's like a legion of sophomores in my old high school that want my babies. And unless my ability to read signals has been destroyed by long term dating, my friend from home has been pretty flirty with me lately. Is today really national makeout day? Cause if it's not she was totally trying to get me to suggest we should make out. Well, she was either way.
Aaaaand on top of it all I think (*crosses fingers*) my awesome friend from college might want to get in on my awesomeness.
Why am I so super cool? I think it's the hair.
Discuss.

post script - all the people I'm talking about are girls

dexterisMYman
03-25-2005, 10:23 AM
you're cool??? sincve when? i wanna know that 2.

the_GoDdEsS
03-25-2005, 10:24 AM
Everyone wants a piece of dat sKratch arse! Why don't you start a harem.
Oh and the hair rules! =P

HeadAroundU
03-25-2005, 10:31 AM
post pic of you!

Jack the Tripper
03-25-2005, 10:33 AM
When did you become cool? The question will remain unkown forever...

rock4life09
03-25-2005, 10:39 AM
Yup its gotta be the hair ;)

sKratch
03-25-2005, 10:58 AM
Everyone wants a piece of dat sKratch arse! Why don't you start a harem.
Oh and the hair rules! =P
Hmm... A harem... I didn't think of that one. I think I'll owe you part of the profits, as well as discounts on the services.

Don't worry kiddies, when I go back to school I'll post a million billion gazillion pictures of myself.

intothevalleyofdeath
03-25-2005, 10:59 AM
So I find out this spring break that my 16 year old asian friend totally wants to rape me and has had that mindset for over a year. In addition to that, there's like a legion of sophomores in my old high school that want my babies. And unless my ability to read signals has been destroyed by long term dating, my friend from home has been pretty flirty with me lately. Is today really national makeout day? Cause if it's not she was totally trying to get me to suggest we should make out. Well, she was either way.
Aaaaand on top of it all I think (*crosses fingers*) my awesome friend from college might want to get in on my awesomeness.
Why am I so super cool? I think it's the hair.
Discuss.

post script - all the people I'm talking about are girls
dude thats sweet, cherish this luck while you still can

Nina
03-25-2005, 11:05 AM
take 'em all and have a multi-some?

you sound happy =D must be the hormones, tehe.

the_GoDdEsS
03-25-2005, 11:07 AM
Hmm... A harem... I didn't think of that one. I think I'll owe you part of the profits, as well as discounts on the services.

Don't worry kiddies, when I go back to school I'll post a million billion gazillion pictures of myself.

Nah, I don't want the profits. But a discount on services would be nice.

Endymion
03-25-2005, 11:11 AM
I think it's the hair.

is it still emo or is it now back to the jewfro i know and love?

Nina
03-25-2005, 11:13 AM
he straightens it nowadays.

DirtyMagical
03-25-2005, 11:17 AM
jewfro. hahaha

Jesus
03-25-2005, 11:42 AM
Why am I so super cool? I think it's the hair.


Bitch! When I read the topic title I wanted to say 'your hair'. Thus the only logical conclusion why you're so awesome is: you reason like the one and only Mr. Jesus.

sKratch
03-25-2005, 11:56 AM
is it still emo or is it now back to the jewfro i know and love?
The straightening was not permanent in the least bit. I wash my hair and it disappears. The fro is back in full force!

Jesus- That indeed must be it.

the_GoDdEsS
03-25-2005, 11:58 AM
I was worried there for a while that you really keep it straightened now. Phew!
The fro is teh shit!

Betty
03-25-2005, 11:59 AM
Dear sKratch:

I believe that the hair is only a small aspect of the overall awesomeness that is you.

Linda
03-25-2005, 12:00 PM
Don't worry kiddies, when I go back to school I'll post a million billion gazillion pictures of myself.

Thanks for the warning! :p

SicN Twisted
03-25-2005, 12:37 PM
Congrats dude. Alot of Panas girls are beautiful and give it up pretty easily. The two that I've fucked were really good too.

sKratch
03-25-2005, 01:36 PM
Dear sKratch:

I believe that the hair is only a small aspect of the overall awesomeness that is you.
Well jeez, Betty's all hawtt for my shit too. I don't know if I can stretch myself out to be e-pimpin' and real life pimping at the same time.
I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE ROLLEYES SMILIE
Anyways,

Dear Betty:

Thank you.

rock4life09
03-25-2005, 01:42 PM
I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE ROLLEYES SMILIE

:rolleyes:

There ya go! hehe :D

sKratch
03-25-2005, 03:07 PM
Congrats dude. Alot of Panas girls are beautiful and give it up pretty easily. The two that I've fucked were really good too.
It's still so freaking weird how close around me you are.

PS- Give me some names.

The old green rolleyes icon wins. Along with my good friend: http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/redface.gif

nitropenguin!
03-25-2005, 04:18 PM
sKratch, you had a relationship come to an end recently, right? So your awesomeness didn't come along so suddenly. All those lovely girls probably waited all those months (it did last a couple months, right) for the chance to get close to you. Time = hot and bothered. Now the aggravated females want the single sKratch. =)

JoY
03-25-2005, 04:27 PM
you just -are- awesome. live with it.

& yeah, it's definitely got to do with the hair.

sKratch
03-25-2005, 04:41 PM
sKratch, you had a relationship come to an end recently, right? So your awesomeness didn't come along so suddenly. All those lovely girls probably waited all those months (it did last a couple months, right) for the chance to get close to you. Time = hot and bothered. Now the aggravated females want the single sKratch. =)
Year and 2 months or so. Yes, that does make sense. My cup overfloweth with ovaries.

Bella, you're quite awesome yourself ma'am ;]

Endymion
03-25-2005, 04:44 PM
My cup overfloweth with ovaries.

damn boy, you a playa.

JoY
03-25-2005, 04:48 PM
My cup overfloweth with ovaries.
*cracks up*
oh rar. you just made that sound completely sexual.

& thank you, love. *smiles*

yusuke-lupin
03-25-2005, 06:52 PM
good job lol your very lucky i cant even talk to a girl and girls rthat i know of dont really like shy boys lol o well one day lol but congrats :)

sKratch
03-25-2005, 07:13 PM
Ah, but alas... the problem is that I'm only interested in one of these lasses. And she's the only one whom I'm unsure of in terms of reciprocated feelings.

Bella- how else would I make it sound? ;p

SicN Twisted
03-26-2005, 12:00 AM
A gentlemen doesn't fuck and tell, but the girls are among the people we talked out, if you can remember who they are.

sKratch
03-26-2005, 12:38 AM
Are the others very ugly?
They are mostly not of legal age. I wouldn't call any of them ugly but some are less attractive than others.

Sic - I'll be fucked if I remember... the only one I remember you talking about is bryana.

SicN Twisted
03-26-2005, 02:25 PM
Ha, I never fucked Bri, but I sure as fuck wish I did. Speaking of the legal age thing, I hate how people consider that an issue. Maturity is what counts, not age.

sKratch
03-27-2005, 01:44 AM
Guess who just totally made out with the 16 year old asian chick in his car?
This guy did.

ninth
03-27-2005, 01:46 AM
Congratulations.
I haven't made out with anyone in the longest time, and I'm in an almost year long relationship. Pity me sKratch, pity me.

sKratch
03-27-2005, 01:50 AM
What the fuck tell that bitch to put out or get out. For real. Ninth my friend, turn on the pimp juice or something.

ninth
03-27-2005, 01:51 AM
I think she's immune, but it's attracting girls in my classes. No good no good no good.

sKratch
03-27-2005, 01:55 AM
Man she better be the coolest chick ever or I don't see how it's worth it at all. Even then... that burns man. I gotta go pass out so I can celebrate the resurrection tomorrow w00t w00t (for real).
Good luck sir, slay many a dragon with lances of various lengths.

ninth
03-27-2005, 01:58 AM
Pleasant dreams, Sweet Prince.

sKratch
03-27-2005, 08:44 AM
I'm sure my dreams were sweet, and solely because of you, but I can't remember a thing from them this time.

Linda
03-27-2005, 11:50 AM
That's what makes them pleasant. :)

sKratch
03-27-2005, 10:49 PM
Uhh. Not really sure how to take that. So instead I'm just gonna say that the same thing went down tonight. w00t