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Jimbob2005
03-26-2005, 06:44 AM
So, choose your options here!!!! Enjoy!!!!

- Sword
- Rocket launcher
- Tie him to a lamppost and wait for a storm to come
- Cover him in honey and throw him at a bees' nest
- Machine gun
- JUST STAB THE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!

fo_shizzle
03-26-2005, 06:52 AM
well i would do none of them instead i would shoot him in his cock so he couldnt use it when looking at sick porn pics! and i would keep taunting him with them :p then after i got bored i would attach a bungie cord to his neck and attach the other end to a bridge and i would throw him off it! oh yeh i would also put sum cement in his shoes so that as the cord got tighter it would snap his neck.

Jimbob2005
03-26-2005, 06:58 AM
ooops - this is a dud thread - i have an actual poll instead
and i heard about his account and his porn pics, the perv!!!

original_psycho
03-26-2005, 06:58 AM
Oh my god, stop with the gay threads, you fucking brain dead idiot!

Jimbob2005
03-26-2005, 07:06 AM
Oh my god, stop with the gay threads, you fucking brain dead idiot!
fuckme is a bigger asshole than you
this is just a bit of fun!!!!
lighten up! :D

foxy
03-26-2005, 10:15 AM
nail him to a post and get phyco people to slowly burn him to death with lighters then i would feed thim to canibals ( if they would have the stupid git )

Offspringforever
03-26-2005, 10:37 AM
I don't know how i would, but it would be slow and very painful

Jimbob2005
03-26-2005, 11:12 AM
good good hahaha :D

offspringintenselyrock
03-26-2005, 11:48 AM
I don't know how i would, but it would be slow and very painful
Yeah..the bee option is both slow and painful! Sounds good!

Outbreak
03-26-2005, 02:56 PM
Sword, since thats how medival I am.

Homer
03-26-2005, 06:05 PM
the new password is shitonastick

AlphaDrake
03-26-2005, 07:03 PM
What i would do , is kind of like "Saw" but i had this idea long before the movie. You put his dick in a vice and give him a hacksaw, then light the building on fire. Instant torture. :D :D :D

AlphaDrake
03-26-2005, 07:07 PM
I'm a little freaked out now.. :( :confused: :eek:

AlphaDrake
03-26-2005, 07:14 PM
SUUUUUUUUUURE you are. We belive you, then whats with the porn on ur account they ive heard about?

billiejoe87_greenday
03-26-2005, 07:47 PM
...porn? I haven't seen any porn on here, except thers 3 pictures that ppl sent me, I didn't ask 4 them tho.

WHo the fuck are you, you asshole. She is not the real fuckme. She accessed his account when he gave out his password and changed it. Give it out to everyone!!

WebDudette
03-27-2005, 12:10 AM
First of all i seen the pictures and its the most disturbing thing i have ever seen in my life and second i would rape him/her whatever in the ass with a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbwire then i would crucify him on a cross in the middly of the dessert and cut his eye lids off and make him stare at the sun then after a day of that i would put a bottomless cage on his stomach and put rats in it and a heat lamb on top of the cage (witch was really used) and the rats would try to dig through his stomach to get away from the heat :D

edit:if he isnt dead bye then ill make him slide down a ten foot razor blade

WebDudette
03-27-2005, 01:26 AM
yeah iam but there aint much i can do about it but go to a shrink and fuck that

ninth
03-27-2005, 01:26 AM
Jimbob, get a fucking haircut.

+Dexter+
03-27-2005, 02:22 AM
So, choose your options here!!!! Enjoy!!!!

- Sword
- Rocket launcher
- Tie him to a lamppost and wait for a storm to come
- Cover him in honey and throw him at a bees' nest
- Machine gun
- JUST STAB THE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!


i wud 'JUST STAB THE FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!'

Offspringforever
03-27-2005, 03:43 AM
well SORRY if im not dead yet.
can i help you with that ?

Jerry
03-27-2005, 08:22 AM
first of all i would fuck him :P

Offspringforever
03-27-2005, 08:32 AM
well that's a good begining

Proph
03-27-2005, 10:10 AM
I would give him a bikini waxing, then bury him with only his head sticking out of the ground like in 'Shanghi Noon.'

AlphaDrake
03-28-2005, 10:32 PM
then after a day of that i would put a bottomless cage on his stomach and put rats in it and a heat lamb on top of the cage (witch was really used) and the rats would try to dig through his stomach to get away from the heat :D
blade

*cough*ripoff *cough* (by the way its a rip off of 2 fast 2 furious)

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 10:40 PM
He doesn't deserve to die.