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Crapmansback
10-30-2004, 07:44 PM
Heres A Joke
Theres These People In The Ocean Trying To Catch Fish And Then A Shark Comes And The Friends Like Oh Noooo The Sharks Going To Eat Us. Whoa Don't Worry Man My Dad Sells Type Writers. Lol Lol Ha Ha Ha Ha

punk_flamingo
10-30-2004, 07:48 PM
I dont get it.....

i have one, but its really disgusting...and im not entirely sure it woudl go down too well, esp if we have younger people viewing the forums.

greencows12
10-30-2004, 08:04 PM
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a whore? A whore cleans her crack before she sells it.

punk_flamingo
10-30-2004, 08:10 PM
^^^ bwa hahahaa

im not sure if many people will get this - but dolmio is basically a pasta sauce, liek spaghetti sauce. And theres an ad here with a dude with pasta all around his mouth grinning.

the joke: what is the expression of one who has just gone down on a girl with her period?

the dolmio grin

its disgusting :p but i find it amusing

nitropenguin!
10-30-2004, 08:29 PM
Naaaastyyy. lol

laughitup15
10-30-2004, 10:30 PM
this is super old but its all i can think of

what does a mans 3 leg dog and cigeratte have in commen??

every morning he takes them out for a drag

selfrighteoussuicide
10-31-2004, 08:30 AM
Heres A Joke
Theres These People In The Ocean Trying To Catch Fish And Then A Shark Comes And The Friends Like Oh Noooo The Sharks Going To Eat Us. Whoa Don't Worry Man My Dad Sells Type Writers. Lol Lol Ha Ha Ha Ha

that joke is so shit its funny


im no good at jokes

Jake
10-31-2004, 08:44 AM
why does micheal jakcson like 28 year olds?



because ther is 20 of them

that joke is funnier when you say then when you type it

MirandaV
10-31-2004, 09:06 AM
I don't get it. Jokes in English are confusing.

Oh well.. I know a joke.. you see.. there was a seacucucmber and.. no.. there was a.. oh yeah seacucumber and..

Pyro
10-31-2004, 11:39 AM
this is super old but its all i can think of

what does a mans 3 leg dog and cigeratte have in commen??

every morning he takes them out for a drag


:D Goddamn that's SO FUNNY!!!

Jake
10-31-2004, 11:52 AM
wat does micheal jackson and walmart have in common




all boys pants half off!