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Endymion
03-27-2005, 08:26 PM
so... you're a blonde?

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 08:27 PM
I can dye my hair blonde if you want me to.

Mota Boy
03-27-2005, 08:30 PM
She posted a picture a while back, did she not?

Endymion
03-27-2005, 08:34 PM
probably, but i tend to avoid photo threads like the plague.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 08:39 PM
erm...sort of.

kinda blondish brown in winter but then in summer my hair goes really blonde.

Why?

Endymion
03-27-2005, 08:42 PM
Why?
que sera, sera.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 08:47 PM
I think the question Endy working up towards is: Do you have a big rack? If so post nudes.

Or at least that's my end purpose in any conversation with a woman, or a similar variation thereof.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 08:50 PM
I think the question Endy working up towards is: Do you have a big rack? If so post nudes.

Or at least that's my end purpose in any conversation with a woman, or a similar variation thereof.

i have rather low levels of testosterone.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 08:53 PM
lol, as i'm bored and can't sleep; 34D.

Now I've lost all my credibility and am just a big, stupid blonde. Next i'll be making spelling mistakes! :eek:

Endymion
03-27-2005, 08:56 PM
lol, as i'm bored and can't sleep; 34D.

too big for my tastes.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 08:58 PM
Can I be your friend?


go away endy

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 08:58 PM
Aww, Endy doesn't wuv Jenny anymore.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 08:58 PM
Ah well; i'm sure i'll get over it. :(

How'd you know i was blonde? I've never said or posted a picture or anything?

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:01 PM
your south park self.

does pope have a chubby?

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:02 PM
CURSES! Now i've been degraded to the level of a blonde! :(


Btw; that's a joint in my mouth - that didn't come out well either.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:02 PM
No way dude, i'm fucking sexy.

Jenny, be my friend. I'll love you for ever and ever and ever.

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:05 PM
We have seen many pictures of you. Why do you keep saying you have never posted a picture.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:06 PM
meh, sounds fair.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:06 PM
CURSES! Now i've been degraded to the level of a blonde! :(


Btw; that's a joint in my mouth - that didn't come out well either.

i've known a few intelligent blondes.

i could tell what it was.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:06 PM
We have seen many pictures of you. Why do you keep saying you have never posted a picture.

Not of my hair though...

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:07 PM
Are you delusional?

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:08 PM
well ages ago and stuff. (i posted my hair)

i'm tired.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:08 PM
udict chubby

No way dude, i'm fucking sexy.

A chubby (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chubby).

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:09 PM
Makes sense now.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:09 PM
She is an intelligent blonde. And she loves you, Endy, for your signature.

Hornypope, I'm routing for your chance to screw the blonde off Jenny.

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:11 PM
How come everyone else gets chances and I don't?

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:12 PM
my signature?

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:14 PM
my avatar?

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:14 PM
Should I say it again? Yes, she likes your sig on the counts that it is in Latin.

Hahaha, please say it's not in latin, then she'll feel like a blonde.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:14 PM
She is an intelligent blonde. And she loves you, Endy, for your signature.

Hornypope, I'm routing for your chance to screw the blonde off Jenny.

ah, cheers dude! But you're the one who knows physics!

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:18 PM
it is latin!

nothing dries quicker than a tear?

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:19 PM
Hey I never heard that, I like it!

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:20 PM
I can never keep up with fast topics.

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Slow people will be slow people.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:21 PM
ah, cheers dude! But you're the one who knows physics!

indeed, i do know physics. rather well too.

yes, it's latin. i can change it to french if you'd like. or something else in latin.. there are a few things i've been thinking of changing it to.
my current one says "nothing dries more quickly than a tear"..
Dum spiro, spero. -- "As long as I breathe, I hope."


Pulvis et umbra sumus -- "We are dust and shadow"

Rosa rubicundior, lilio candidior, omnibus formosior, semper in te glorior -- "Redder than the rose, whiter than the lilies, fairer than everything, I will always glory in thee."
and the french one:
Sommeil pour toujours dans la lumière. -- "Sleep always in the light"

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:22 PM
I love Physics with milk.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:23 PM
Nothing beats: In Hoc Signo Vinces

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:24 PM
Aww, he said he'd change it for you, Jenny. =P Hehe, kidding.

I like "Redder than the rose, whiter than the lilies, fairer than everything, I will always glory in thee."

Random question: I read something a long time ago about Mota and Pope being the same user. Is that true?

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:27 PM
Pulvis et umbra sumus -- "We are dust and shadow"[/font]

I like that one ^

Also:
Oderint dum metuant - "Let them hate, so long as they fear." (Lucius Accius Telephus - Tragic poet, also said by Caligula)

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:27 PM
Random question: I read something a long time ago about Mota and Pope being the same user. Is that true?

Yup.

Except i'm much, much sexier.

Trip Boy
03-27-2005, 09:28 PM
Nah, that one sucks.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:29 PM
I had Caligula for a screen name over three years.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:31 PM
“Utinam populus Romanus unam cervicem haberet:” If only the Roman people had one neck! - Caligula - love that guy :D

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:32 PM
i happen to like HP's at the moment.

did you need any help with that kinetic whatever stuff?

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:32 PM
Naw, I helped her with that! =)

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:35 PM
yup nitropenguin kindly gave me good notes and now i get it, i think...

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:36 PM
any particularly sticky points?

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:36 PM
Thank you, Endy. I like your penis too.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:38 PM
You have multiple personalites...Pope is better than Mota.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:41 PM
any particularly sticky points?

The formulas are pretty annoying, but humm...

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:42 PM
=/ can't really help with that... i don't tend to memorize anything.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:42 PM
Endy can give you some heads-ups concerning the formulas.
OR not..

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:44 PM
You have multiple personalites...Pope is better than Mota.

And not only by virtue of looks and genetelia size, right?

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:47 PM
And not only by virtue of looks and genetelia size, right?
Not at all... considering I don't have any knowledge of what you look like or the size of your naughy bodypart. Haha.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 09:47 PM
Endy can give you some heads-ups concerning the formulas.
OR not..

*shrug* when you understand the physics the equations become self-evident.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 09:51 PM
Not at all... considering I don't have any knowledge of what you look like or the size of your naughy bodypart. Haha.

As opposed to Mota's?

AHA! I CAUGHT YOU!

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 09:52 PM
yeah well thanks for the offer with the physics but i guess i've got it, maybe i just need practice at the formulae or summat.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 09:53 PM
Okay okay; rephrase: Not at all... considering I don't have any knowledge of what either of you look like, or the size of your naughy bodyparts.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 10:05 PM
Tell her, Endy.

Endymion
03-27-2005, 10:10 PM
doing pope is like taking a dachshund.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 10:11 PM
Pope, did you train little Endy to say that?

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 10:21 PM
Nope. The man talks from experience.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Hahaha, too inappropriate and extreme for my taste!

Jenny, get in here and start falling all over Pope. He wants your rack.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 10:30 PM
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...I'm here!

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 10:35 PM
Then is when Pope trys to seduce you, using Endy as his minion to insert graphic descriptions of his sexual performance.

Or he has lost interest in you.

Noodles is gay
03-27-2005, 10:36 PM
Yahoo! Messenger....lol ;)

the_GoDdEsS
03-27-2005, 10:37 PM
Hahaha, this shit made me laugh at 7am (instead of being grumpy). You people rule.

Mota Boy
03-27-2005, 10:39 PM
Hahaha, this shit made me laugh at 7am (instead of being grumpy). You people rule.
Yes, this is the rare convo thread that could keep my attention to the middle of page 2. ((I skipped the rest, but I'm sure it was mildly amusing.))

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 10:41 PM
Bring Pope back. ;P I'm sure getting a "mildly amusing" out of Mota is rare, is it not?

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 10:47 PM
I swear we'd make millions with a Mota vs Pope hot man-love action.

Mota Boy
03-27-2005, 10:51 PM
Bring Pope back. ;P I'm sure getting a "mildly amusing" out of Mota is rare, is it not?
It's only rare on this board, as of late. I mildly amuse myself constantly. And Jeff Jacques keeps the mild amusement flowing daily.

Pope - We could also make millions bottling our farts and selling them with proper marketing, so what? Making money isn't the challenge, it's how much fun you have doing it... so back to the man-on-man action...

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 10:56 PM
joint is still in plans

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 10:56 PM
I swear we'd make millions with a Mota vs Pope hot man-love action.
I second that presumption!

And it is the fun and amusemnt that matters. Though...I'm not so sure the bottling-fart-thing would make you two much money.

Action, anyone?

Edit - Joint thing!: Go to Jenny for that, she's the first resort.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 11:05 PM
I need to walk no further than next room to blaze up with my flat who always carries a fine stash.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 11:06 PM
Ah screw that. I shouldn't be whining. I'm o-perfecto.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 11:10 PM
Haha, conceited? So you lack entertainment in your routine? I'm not sure what to recommend.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 11:24 PM
No nononon nonoo noo im totaly fiinen!

Mota Boy
03-27-2005, 11:24 PM
Though...I'm not so sure the bottling-fart-thing would make you two much money.
Bottled water is a multi-billion dollar industry. I shouldn't have to say more.


I really should've dialed up one Andy Potsell on my digital rolodex to get a good stash for the weeks to come. I guess I'll have to look him up next weekend.

nitropenguin!
03-27-2005, 11:27 PM
Yeah you do that, Mota.

No nononon nonoo noo im totaly fiinen!
=/ Alright, if you say so. I'll take your word for it.

Have to be taking off now. Bye, Pope, Mota, and Endy. Uhh..no man-on-man action while I'm gone.

HornyPope
03-27-2005, 11:27 PM
Yeah so totaly fucking true. You have to profit off small things by incorporating them in big thinks. know what i mean? so like bottling anything is good like designing a brand of clothes is good within linen in general. because when u bottle a brand, its okay, because u have a big market whose needs you seek to fullfill, as opposed to starting your own market that isnt in a sub devision to anything.

makes snese does it?

Homer
03-27-2005, 11:27 PM
what about the syrup buisness? I mean, who doesn't like syrup?

Mota Boy
03-27-2005, 11:36 PM
what about the syrup buisness? I mean, who doesn't like syrup?
Who the fuck are you?

And Pope - it appears that you've had more to drink than me tonight. But yeah, it's all about piggybacking.

Homer
03-27-2005, 11:43 PM
Who the fuck are you?

how the hell could you not know who I am?

sKratch
03-28-2005, 12:22 AM
I gave up reading this topic at page 3 and this is definitely no longer applicable. However, I feel an extreme urge to say it:

Them's some Texas Tits.

the_GoDdEsS
03-28-2005, 01:05 AM
I swear we'd make millions with a Mota vs Pope hot man-love action.

If you do, I want an autographed video tape.

Homer
03-28-2005, 01:17 AM
If you do, burn it

Endymion
03-28-2005, 07:54 AM
i don't know any french, a french canadian did it for me.

nitropenguin!
03-28-2005, 11:25 AM
I gave up reading this topic at page 3 and this is definitely no longer applicable.
I don't think an "applicable" thread really matters majority of the time. Mindless rants could be good, as well. You could've just said it was a terrific bore reading it.

HornyPope
03-28-2005, 04:17 PM
And Pope - it appears that you've had more to drink than me tonight.

No man, no drinking. Just a very good batch of grass this time. I spent three hours reading online encyclopledia without any recollection of what the hell I read, and two more sitting on the floor and watching my friend play Rise of Nations.

Sim - Want me to sign your boobs, too?


Maria - Stop talking. No one is impressed. And 'sommeil' would equally make sense in the phrase except it would take an article before the word.

/not the translator in question

sKratch
03-28-2005, 05:09 PM
I don't think an "applicable" thread really matters majority of the time. Mindless rants could be good, as well. You could've just said it was a terrific bore reading it.
I could've, but I was feeling like a nice guy.
Anyways, people should comment on my Texas Tits comment because I thought it was damn clever at 2 in the morning or whenever it was.

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 05:14 PM
Noodles is not gay, I think he's married.