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sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:05 AM
They say that you learn something new everyday.
Tell what you learned today, do it, do it now.
Anything! Whether stupid, smart, logical, or just umm... whatever.
I'll start, today I leared that my dog plays soccer better than me.
Damn her.

Noodles is gay
03-28-2005, 11:11 AM
I didn't go school - easter holiday for 2 more weeks yet.


I did learn that they say; Alea iacta est in Asterix a lot... :p

phoenix
03-28-2005, 11:14 AM
my fone is once and for all buggered
my days been bad.........ive decided i should burn more stuff as a result

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:16 AM
Mandarine-tangeine Jolly ranchers taste like orange Kool-aid dust or whatever the thing is called.

Noodles is gay
03-28-2005, 11:19 AM
never cut your toenails with a really sharp knife you should always make the effort to find those damn nail cutting thingies

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:22 AM
You should never mess with ads in the internet.
Damn screensavers. I wanted the dolphin so bad.

Noodles is gay
03-28-2005, 11:23 AM
You should never mess with ads in the internet.
Damn screensavers. I wanted the dolphin so bad.

the sad thing is that i know the exact one you mean!

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:30 AM
You will be facing hell if you try to brush your teeth right after you ate candy.

Tired_Of_You
03-28-2005, 11:32 AM
Someone has been stupid yesterday, like I thought he'd be. So it means that I learned I can see the future. Yeah. Whatever.

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:33 AM
I learned I'm not the only one with psychic powers.
*Opens a can of soda with his mind*

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:33 AM
I just learned that I talk to my self in a third person perspective.

nitropenguin!
03-28-2005, 11:36 AM
No you don't.

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:44 AM
Yes, he does.

nitropenguin!
03-28-2005, 11:47 AM
Yeah now you do. But it pretty much seems like you're just pretending to be more than one person. Like Psycho does.

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 11:57 AM
It was Jose's idead first.

Bullshit
03-28-2005, 12:33 PM
same with me
I didn't go school - easter holiday for 2 more weeks yet.


I did learn that they say; Alea iacta est in Asterix a lot... :p

_ߥ_vil_
03-28-2005, 12:36 PM
I learned how to wank a lad and where his sweet spot and get him to orgasm....hehehe....So proud.

sk8ter-hater
03-28-2005, 12:49 PM
You shouldn't eat your mom's chocolate thingies 'cause she'll get mad.

original_psycho
04-08-2005, 06:44 AM
Don't fight with other people while holding an open coke bottle and wearing a white shirt . Not good.

slit_wrists
04-08-2005, 07:28 AM
i learned how to make a cup of tea.....it didnt taste nice aparently but at least i can make one........

slit_wrists
04-08-2005, 07:52 AM
im sure 1 + 1 = 11...........

slit_wrists
04-08-2005, 07:59 AM
hmmmm my calculator must be broken.....

slit_wrists
04-08-2005, 08:01 AM
been there done that.......its so over rated

Inshane
04-08-2005, 10:08 AM
being the coolest drop-out, no school.

today I learned that I should -seriously- be more carefull in trafic; i think every busdriver coming trough arnhem knows me (biking). its sad.

best friend offerd me a chance to give me some lessons about biking and about the rules you should follow biking. new things everyday.

Vicky
04-08-2005, 10:10 AM
i learnt that friends try to steal hoodies. bastards.

Punky Dudess
04-08-2005, 10:14 AM
i don't have school until monday, nooooooo!!!
but before last term ended, i learnt that Macbeth is a seriously twisted young chap! :o

Nina
04-08-2005, 11:20 AM
i learned that i should start to study sooner if i want to have good grades.
i'm an idiot. it was so obvious i had to. yet i didnt. -le sigh-

original_psycho
05-17-2005, 08:39 AM
i learned that i shouldn't wear my overolls at school anymore. goddammit, i am not a farmer! grr.

irishpunkrockgirl
05-17-2005, 08:48 AM
i learned that my best friend is a jasckass....and i learnt never to say 'ni chonaic' in irish.NEVER do that. you WILL pay. you will be treated as if you just killed the bloody principal or something.

I don't know
05-17-2005, 08:49 AM
I learned again that I hate tests

_ߥ_vil_
05-17-2005, 08:57 AM
I learned that you can't escape from my school unnoticed.....Damn Maths.

Flexing Wings
05-17-2005, 09:00 AM
I actually don't think i learned a damned thing today... oh maybe that it's not a clever idea to express EVERY twisted thought that pops into your head... not all will be appreciated or understood... and you may expose yourself as the twisted goatperson that you normally would just be in your mind...

killer_queen
05-17-2005, 09:57 AM
my history teacher told a lot of crap about second world war. he's a good liar.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-17-2005, 05:58 PM
I LEARNED THAT PPL IN FORUMS DONT SHUT UP AND I LEARNED THIS PIC: PLEASE SEE IT ITS EDUCATIONAL

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RnhX4lscupsJ:www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~coeprodv/stfu-noob.png

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-17-2005, 06:00 PM
Shut up, n00b.

Brines
05-17-2005, 06:04 PM
I learned that it's easier to fake sick than go to school.

ASP
05-17-2005, 06:07 PM
I learned that smoking pot at school is a bad idea.

coke_a_holic
05-17-2005, 06:28 PM
I learned that my geometry teacher isn't an 80 year old asswipe. She's an 80 year old SENILE asswipe. She confused the numbers 1 and 3. Why won't she retire?

Seiraryu
05-17-2005, 06:32 PM
I learned that empanadas make it easier to make friends.

~ Manu.

0r4ng3
05-17-2005, 06:33 PM
I learned that my school probably doesn't use cheese on cheeseburgers, or meat in cheeseburgers, or bread on cheeseburgers...

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-17-2005, 06:33 PM
Pretty vital ingredients, one would have thought.

0r4ng3
05-17-2005, 07:02 PM
They don't use real cheese, meat, or bread at least. My friend (jokingly, but could be true) says that they keep cheeseburgers in preservative juice for a month, and serve the same ones everyday. What to do when you run out of burgers? Why, turn the preservative juice into gelatin, slice it up, and make more burgers! It was so funny I almost threw up while eating my cheeseburger.

Brines
05-17-2005, 07:08 PM
I guess you had to be there.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-17-2005, 07:12 PM
Hehe, obviously.

Zack
05-17-2005, 07:46 PM
School=sucks :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-17-2005, 07:50 PM
^ Careful kids, cover your ears, we have a rebel in our midst.

Isolated Fury
05-17-2005, 07:59 PM
School=sucks :D

Shut up. I'd love to see you live your life without education. Cherish your days in school; you may regret it later.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-17-2005, 08:04 PM
School=sucks :D

Also, if you want to be picky, School doesn't EQUAL sucks. In that context it would be School=suckage. What you're saying is school contains a lot of sucks.

You just gotta know where to find 'em! Eh! Eh!

original_psycho
05-18-2005, 05:40 AM
i learned that i should be more elegant and graceful. acording to my math teacher. and so we wasted fifteen minutes talking about having an elegant attitude and crap. and all because i supposedly walk like a boy. weeeeeeeeeeeooooooooh. :/