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ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:41 PM
I have a thousand posts!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna die cause I'm so fucking happy!!!! Oh, I HAVE to tell the world!! I'm, like, the 900th in existance!!! OOOoooohhhhh.... sparkly post count... I'm so great!! A THOUSAND POSTS!! I STILL Can't BELIEVE IT!!!!! WoW!!!! OHHHH!!! WOW!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!


so, anyway, I'm like, new here and stuff. I like popcorn, i have a dog, i have a thousand posts, i like long walks in my own puke, i have a site, i'm still new here.... *continue for the next two hours or so*

and THAT's how I became president and saved the world from godzilla's twin's mom. Any questions?

ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:44 PM
that's just fucking nasty. WTF did you type that for?

ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:47 PM
hell no i haven't you dumbass!! I like staring at anya! :D

ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:52 PM
nobody thinks I'm funny...... :( :( :( :(

ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:54 PM
i'm not gay. wtf?

ruroken
03-28-2005, 05:56 PM
i'm not funny to these people...*sniff* :( :( :(

I'll bounce back! Just wait! Baldy's Adventure script!!! It's hella funny! Everyone loves Baldy! :D

ruroken
03-28-2005, 06:19 PM
haha neither are you

ruroken
03-28-2005, 06:22 PM
yeah. That happens a lot. I fucking hate it.

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2005, 06:26 PM
nobody thinks I'm funny...... :( :( :( :(

No offense, but...well, you know how that sentence is going to end.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 06:27 PM
No offense, but...well, you know how that sentence is going to end.
yeah, but I don't really TRY to be super funny because that will take a while and I like to be everywhere at once....

ruroken
03-28-2005, 06:49 PM
it's fun .

SkunkIt
03-28-2005, 07:50 PM
i want to fuck you in the asslol! :D .......................

Proph
03-28-2005, 08:05 PM
go slow. Wear a condom. go slow.

SkunkIt
03-28-2005, 08:23 PM
you want me to fuck you in the assNo...........................................

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:41 PM
That was insanely stupid.
which was the joke. Did you not read that part of the title?

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2005, 08:50 PM
I believe her point was that "stupid" doesn't automatically equal "funny". More people should realize that.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:50 PM
The fact that you had to actually say it was a joke makes it even less funny.
yeah, but when i don't say it, everyone takes it seriously. Then i'm hated throughout the board.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:51 PM
I believe her point was that "stupid" doesn't automatically equal "funny". More people should realize that.
i knew that.

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2005, 08:52 PM
First off: you shouldn't care if you're hated throughout the board or not, but that's just my opinion.

Anyway, yeah. Not funny, don't try.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:53 PM
First off: you shouldn't care if you're hated throughout the board or not, but that's just my opinion.

Anyway, yeah. Not funny, don't try.
goddamn it!!! Nothing's funny to you people!!! FUCK!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
hgah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 08:54 PM
I'm ashamed, rurorken, for you, because you're not.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:55 PM
I think you're extremely funny
seriously? Really?

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm ashamed, rurorken, for you, because you're not.
nothing's funny except the ADHD minute thing...

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2005, 08:56 PM
People who try hard to be funny usually aren't. That's the thing.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:57 PM
People who try hard to be funny usually aren't. That's the thing.
i wasn't trying hard. I don't like typing a lot. Or else i'd be funniest.

JohnnyNemesis
03-28-2005, 08:58 PM
Don't lie. Godzilla's twin's mom? You were trying pathetically hard. Just...don't do that.

turb0negr0
03-28-2005, 08:58 PM
People who try hard to be funny usually aren't. That's the thing.

Like me, for instance. I'm as funny as a dead kitten...

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:58 PM
Don't lie. Godzilla's twin's mom? You were trying pathetically hard. Just...don't do that.
yeah... sorry... :(

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 08:59 PM
People who try hard to be funny usually aren't. That's the thing.

Well.. there's really two different ways of trying to be funny, like for comedians. But, as he proved with this thread, ruroken is no comedian.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 08:59 PM
Like me, for instance. I'm as funny as a dead kitten...
that's funny.

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 09:00 PM
fuck no, are you kidding

Even with my dislike for you, that was pretty good (I saw it coming.. his reply was perfect, too). I must say it was funnier than the thread its self... :rolleyes:

ruroken
03-28-2005, 09:00 PM
Well.. there's really two different ways of trying to be funny, like for comedians. But, as he proved with this thread, ruroken is no comedian.
i'll show you all tomarrow. Come to see ruroken television. You'll see. Baldy's Adventure will make your gut explode. I promise.

ruroken
03-28-2005, 09:01 PM
Even with my dislike for you, that was pretty good (I saw it coming.. his reply was perfect, too). I must say it was funnier than the thread its self... :rolleyes:
you best be here tomarrow. Anyway, I have to go to bed now. Good night everyone! :D

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 09:01 PM
i'll show you all tomarrow. Come to see ruroken television. You'll see. Baldy's Adventure will make your gut explode. I promise.

Once again, not funny...

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 09:38 PM
I remember that. that was funny

Wow.. we agree again.. this day must be something of history.

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 09:45 PM
I feel sorry for the kids that have to read about us.

dirtybird
03-28-2005, 09:49 PM
Kids in the future will not only get depressed from school, relationships at school, but books in school, as well.

ruroken
03-29-2005, 07:35 AM
Once again, not funny...
not supposed to be funny yet!!! :mad:

ruroken
03-29-2005, 12:09 PM
horrid. Bullshit is a bitch. I hope she dies. Anyhow, ruroken tv will start soon. :D

ruroken
04-01-2005, 09:33 AM
wisconsinhomer's posts were deleted so it looks like i'm fucking stupid. Ir's pretty funny so re read the thread.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 09:35 AM
dude! you got 1500 posts in 1 month! :eek:

I'm only on 3000 since November!

ruroken
04-01-2005, 09:36 AM
dude! you got 1500 posts in 1 month! :eek:

I'm only on 3000 since November!
i'm not here every other week too :D

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 09:37 AM
holy shit!

don't post so much! seriously - less is more remember! :p

bah; you on invisible too?

ruroken
04-04-2005, 11:57 AM
fuck never

Editor Of God
04-06-2005, 04:33 PM
it almost seems like u post constantly... iv only been on from the start of the month but iv seen u too much.

Amanda
04-06-2005, 04:36 PM
Yeah, im not sure i think ur funny...fucking crazy as a plastic horse wud be a more appropriate name...

Homer
04-06-2005, 05:21 PM
I'm such a fuck.... it just sounds funny when you say it :D

ruroken
04-07-2005, 07:25 PM
I'm not always trying to be funny... just recently...

ruroken
04-07-2005, 07:47 PM
holy shit!

don't post so much! seriously - less is more remember! :p

bah; you on invisible too?
I am now. Lets see how it works....

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-25-2005, 02:20 PM
I have a thousand posts!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna die cause I'm so fucking happy!!!! Oh, I HAVE to tell the world!! I'm, like, the 900th in existance!!! OOOoooohhhhh.... sparkly post count... I'm so great!! A THOUSAND POSTS!! I STILL Can't BELIEVE IT!!!!! WoW!!!! OHHHH!!! WOW!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!


so, anyway, I'm like, new here and stuff. I like popcorn, i have a dog, i have a thousand posts, i like long walks in my own puke, i have a site, i'm still new here.... *continue for the next two hours or so*

and THAT's how I became president and saved the world from godzilla's twin's mom. Any questions?

HEY RUROKEN!! ITS ME RICHARD (I GO TO THE DGNANASHI'S GUESTBOOK)!

cowbell
07-05-2005, 07:35 PM
Read for nostalgia.

Note that I was talking to wisconsinhomer in the beginning.

cowbell
07-05-2005, 07:45 PM
Don't lie. Godzilla's twin's mom? You were trying pathetically hard. Just...don't do that.
This is one of my favorite quotes of all.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-05-2005, 07:47 PM
This thread is not something to be proud of.

cowbell
07-05-2005, 07:50 PM
Yes it is, because it's a piece of the past.

...I wonder when I'll stop trying...