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TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 04:57 PM
.. I am NOT FEMALE. REPEAT, NOT FEMALE.

Endymion
03-31-2005, 04:58 PM
i know that honey, now come back to bed.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 04:58 PM
.. I am NOT FEMALE. REPEAT, NOT FEMALE.
goddammit!!!!!!!! You fucking LIED!!!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 04:59 PM
I did not lie! Not once did I ever say I was female!

Homer
03-31-2005, 05:01 PM
and that's when the ambiguously gay duo gave up all hope

FoodForThought
03-31-2005, 05:01 PM
Maybe it would help with a more manly avatar. Not one of a girl sitting in an exotic positing starring into the computer.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:02 PM
Is it REALLY so hard to tell my gender from my avatar?

Homer
03-31-2005, 05:07 PM
Is it REALLY so hard to tell my gender from my avatar?

no, it's just that people are dumbasses

nitropenguin!
03-31-2005, 05:08 PM
Little Davey is experiencing an identity crisis momentarily, folks. They always start with questioning their gender, just cope with him. You're whatever you feel you are, Dave, do not hesitate and question. We are all with you on this.

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:08 PM
.. I am NOT FEMALE. REPEAT, NOT FEMALE.

Well, neither am I! :rolleyes: Haha...

But seriously, I always knew you were a guy. Apparently, some people are blind.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:09 PM
Little Davey is experiencing an identity crisis momentarily, folks. They always start with questioning their gender, just cope with him. You're whatever you feel you are, Dave, do not hesitate and question. We are all with you on this.

^ Funny, yet cruel. You hurt me, Pingu.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:09 PM
Is it REALLY so hard to tell my gender from my avatar?
yes, it is. The avatar reflects WHO YOU ARE.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:13 PM
yes, it is. The avatar reflects WHO YOU ARE.

Most other people seem to be able to tell!

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:14 PM
Most other people seem to be able to tell!
well I have a belief. Now my world is crashing...

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:15 PM
yes, it is. The avatar reflects WHO YOU ARE.

And, judging by his avatar, he looks to be a guy who is either bored or in deep thought.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:16 PM
And, judging by his avatar, he looks to be a guy who is either bored or in deep thought.
it looks like a GIRL!!!!

nitropenguin!
03-31-2005, 05:17 PM
You're all sadly incoherent and disoriented and should SUFFER an agonizing plague, that narrows it's victums down to only imbeciles. DIE.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:17 PM
it looks like a GIRL!!!!

A) To you, maybe. But not to everyone else.
B) I don't appreciate being called an "it".

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:18 PM
You're all sadly incoherent and disoriented and should SUFFER an agonizing plague, that narrows it's victums down to only imbeciles. DIE.
you have no idea how much i want that to happen...

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:18 PM
You're all sadly incoherent and disoriented and should SUFFER an agonizing plague, that narrows it's victums down to only imbeciles. DIE.

Amen......

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:19 PM
A) To you, maybe. But not to everyone else.
B) I don't appreciate being called an "it".
fucking DIE scary one!!!

*scared panicy racing mind!!!(*

eye_pennies
03-31-2005, 05:19 PM
But you've got long hair, this isn't making any sense.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:20 PM
You're all sadly incoherent and disoriented and should SUFFER an agonizing plague, that narrows it's victums down to only imbeciles. DIE.

Well that's a little harsh.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:20 PM
But you've got long hair, this isn't making any sense.

NEWSFLASH: Guys can have long hair AND be straight. All at once. See how I multitask?

Tired_Of_You
03-31-2005, 05:21 PM
I can't believe some people aren't even able to tell if Dave is a guy or a girl... Are they blind or just stupid? Or both? He doesn't look like a girl at all.

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:22 PM
NEWSFLASH: Guys can have long hair AND be straight. All at once. See how I multitask?

Wow, look at him go. :D

Anyway, I used to have long hair, too. Then my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't get a hair cut.

I don't know
03-31-2005, 05:23 PM
.. I am NOT FEMALE. REPEAT, NOT FEMALE.
you don't look like a girl

turb0negr0
03-31-2005, 05:25 PM
I've never mistaken him for a girl... and furthermore, I'd like to know how someone could, he doesn't look anything like a woman.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:26 PM
Mass support is a beautiful thing.

nitropenguin!
03-31-2005, 05:27 PM
I am interested in your theories, I wish to subscribe to your publisher.
I did not state a theory. It was a notion, a fact holding common sense. And I only publish amateur penguin pornographic issues. But it is restricted to people who don't know.

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:27 PM
Strength in numbers :cool:

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:28 PM
And I only publish amateur penguin pornographic issues

.. of which I am a regular model.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:31 PM
i payed most attention to the hair!!

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:33 PM
.. of which I am a regular model.

Do you know if she accepts polar bears, too? If so, I'd like to know how I can reach her agent. :rolleyes:

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:34 PM
Do you know if she accepts polar bears, too? If so, I'd like to know how I can reach her agent. :rolleyes:

Oh, I'm not a penguin. I just dig penguin porn.


i payed most attention to the hair!!

But I still look like a guy.

nitropenguin!
03-31-2005, 05:35 PM
Oh yeah, polar bears have a total potential of being sex icons. You just may have a chance.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:35 PM
I noticed that now!! I'm REALLY, REALLY sorry!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2005, 05:36 PM
Aw, look at you getting all panicky. How sweet.

ruroken
03-31-2005, 05:37 PM
Gah!!

I'm so screwed, aren't I?!

:(

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:37 PM
Oh, I'm not a penguin. I just dig penguin porn.

Blast! How will I ever get my pet polar bear's porno career going? I guess I should go break the news to Pole Bare. He's going to be crushed... :(

:D :cool:

Isolated Fury
03-31-2005, 05:38 PM
Oh yeah, polar bears have a total potential of being sex icons. You just may have a chance.

Outstanding! This is just great! Thank you!