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Vera
04-01-2005, 06:52 AM
I'm not going out with a great big fuck you because I'm not an immature person but I just figure there is nothing left for me here.



So I'm just going to come out and say what I really think about you and what I always felt like I should say but never could.

Sunny: I'm not a lesbian. I'm just not. At all. Loves teh cock. Sorry.

Mota Boy: Your dick would be so much bigger if you could get all that piss drained from your brain.

RXP: Yes, I would have fucked you. Twice. Even if you are one of the stupidest people I have ever encountered online.

WCM: Marx hates you. No, really, he does. I don't like the right-wing either, but they are sexy, I can't help but admit.

Bella: Stop being so fucking nice. Really. It's not good for you, internet is a playground of assholes and you should know it, dammit. You're in Uni, for fuck' s sake!

UnHolyWhatthefuckever: You're still a Shaw and you're still not cool.

TripBoy: DuskyGrin has more internet cred than you and I understand that really pisses you off, but DUDE, there is a time to leave the fucking stage and that time IS NOW.

Linda: I never said it but maybe I did get your point.

Endymion: Your hair sucks. Cut it. Cut it, for fuck's sake.

Ninth: You voted Bush. I still do not respect that fucking stupid decision. And yes, I am entitled to say that. I am on asshole mode. Also, I make a better asshole than you do in your wet dreams. Sucker.

Nina: Grow a fucking backbone.

Izie: I don't understand why anyone would ever want to move to Belgium for anything except maybe for an important position in EU that guarentees a fat pay check every month. You on crack, girl.

The Goddess: You really don't have to spell your username in that retarded manner anymore. Especially since it doesn't suit your intellect at all.

Ozymandias: I could never trust you.

sKratch: Shag Endy already, you closeted wuss.

arak0r: I just don't plain like you.

JohnnyNemesis: You I do like, but that'd probably change if I actually talked to you or if you actually talked to me. So don't feel too proud of yourself. I still don't give a fuck.

Jesus: EU does have many faults. Stop treating it like a fucking deity.

nieh: If you have stopped looking like Harry Potter, I have stopped caring.

Betty: There is nothing cool about being right-wing. I hope you realize that. I hope you're so ashamed about if you haven't even told your parents. I hope your parents disown you the day they find out. Just change your views. Life is so much better when slightly leaning toward left.

1565: You'd be a great groupie but right now you're just wasting potential. It's so sad.

Vicky: You remind me of the girls at my school who try *so hard* to be different. It's kind of pathetic.

Tizz: Hanson's latest material can't be good. I mean, come on. Puh-fucking-please.

wliethof: You rather suck. But you're mildly good-looking so I guess it works for you.





And the rest of you just aren't important. At all.

Also, mandi aka mlcwantubad @ hotmail . com, STOP ADDING ME ON MSN, I don't fucking want to talk to you!

And stop being all "LOL who r u ?" when I ask you why you added me on MSN. Stupid fuck.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
04-01-2005, 06:57 AM
Wow. Seems like this board has changed in the past few weeks.

Hedeck
04-01-2005, 07:08 AM
heeey........... :mad: Im important......uuuh oh no Im not

Atom
04-01-2005, 07:26 AM
because I'm not an immature person

:D Im sure....... :D

Then why dont you leave?? your still online.......




















JUST F**KING LEAVE

Vicky
04-01-2005, 08:15 AM
I even logged onto my own name to do this..... (I was told to)

Good riddance to bad rubbishes, tuduu! Omgz lil vickies can b h0n3st 2!

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 08:15 AM
"The mind that is wise mourns less for what age takes away; than what it leaves behind." - Wordsworth

HornyPope
04-01-2005, 08:29 AM
You gonna regret this after the PMS cycle had passed.

either that or its an aprils fools. prolly the latter.

Obie2trice
04-01-2005, 09:01 AM
There is some truth in her points, but I won`t miss her at all

JoY
04-01-2005, 09:29 AM
I'm NOT too fucking nice. & you're SOO not going to leave this board.
bitch.

<3

BuddyHolly
04-01-2005, 09:34 AM
She said I'm not important http://www.comfusion.nl/grazforum/images/smilies/057.gif

Mota Boy
04-01-2005, 09:35 AM
Mota Boy: Your dick would be so much bigger if you could get all that piss drained from your brain.
But if my dick was much bigger, I'd really have trouble finding suitable partners.

RXP: Yes, I would have fucked you. Twice.
Now that's just insulting yourself.

Tijs
04-01-2005, 09:46 AM
Since when is Vera so arrogant? I mean.. openly arrogant.

the_GoDdEsS
04-01-2005, 10:12 AM
Bunnies, this is gold, gold, gold. I fucking LURVE you! *giggles and screams* <3 This made my day.

Faust
04-01-2005, 10:20 AM
woah.. :eek:
I`m deeply astonished.. like... don`t know what to say.
maybe.. :







I want to believe

hahaha..

Vera
04-01-2005, 10:28 AM
Bella: Fuck you. You don't know me. You don't know anything about my life or what I've been through. I will leave the BBS, but not before I have my say about a few things. This being one of them.

This being another one of them:

Mota Boy: I have self-irony like that.

Tizzalicious
04-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Oi, it is good! :p

JoY
04-01-2005, 10:38 AM
*gasps*

njjjjggrfffflp.

*cracks up*

it's just too much, baby. too fucking much.

Vera
04-01-2005, 10:47 AM
Freud would be really keen to study your constant use of the word "baby" when referring to people under your age.



You frickin' perv!

PS. HornyPope: It's not PMS. I don't get PMS.

Also, sorry for leaving you out. I will just say what I have to say now.

I don't believe you're anymore bent than a common line (that's, you know, straight), until I fucking see it.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 10:49 AM
dude - if you're gonna leave, just fucking leave.

Vera
04-01-2005, 10:58 AM
Who asked for your wrong opinion?

I'm leaving. As in, I'm leaving as it is. Packing my bags etc.

I want people to remember me when I'm gone! I don't want to be forgotten! I'm writing my name on the walls so people will always remember me! I do not want to fade away. That is not why I was born so cool into this world.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 11:03 AM
You'll be forgotten the second you step out of that [metaphorical] door; and you know it, which is why you keep crawling back and making still more posts in this thread.

How is my opinion wrong? I didn't even make one, initially.

Endymion
04-01-2005, 11:07 AM
Endymion: Your hair sucks. Cut it. Cut it, for fuck's sake.

is that the best you can do?

RXP
04-01-2005, 11:08 AM
Fuck. My first online 'friendship' is over. We don't talk on MSN anymore, now they'll be no BBS natter either. I'm actually pretty sad about this Sanni. Keep in touch, I'll messaeg you once in a while and see what's up.

Good luck with life, love and school. Ok that was lame.

BUt omg my new sig quote


RXP: Yes, I would have fucked you. Twice. Even if you are one of the stupidest people I have ever encountered online.

:cool:

Jesus
04-01-2005, 11:15 AM
is that the best you can do?

yeah, you're a card carrying libertarian for Christ's sake.



Jesus: EU does have many faults. Stop treating it like a fucking deity.


Sure does, it has the British for instance and a fucked up neo-liberal policy. I like some insititutions though.

This said, I'm hungry and I'm just one of the people replying to his/her remark, cause those people rule Yo!

Jesus
04-01-2005, 11:19 AM
You'll be forgotten the second you step out of that [metaphorical] door; and you know it, which is why you keep crawling back and making still more posts in this thread.

How is my opinion wrong? I didn't even make one, initially.

If you type her first name into google, she's ranked 7th which makes her already cooler than me and you togheter.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 11:21 AM
If you type in her first name in google, she's ranked 7th which makes her already cooler than me and you togheter.

eh ?

Vera
04-01-2005, 11:33 AM
is that the best you can do?
I considered mocking your fascination with Clint Eastwood's voice, but I figured that's just way below the belt.

Your hair does suck, though.

RXP: Yeah, chucks.

Noodles is gay: Bitch, please.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 11:35 AM
Noodles is gay: Bitch, please.

eh? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

RXP
04-01-2005, 11:42 AM
I think it's her time of the month. :eek:

Jesus
04-01-2005, 11:46 AM
I think it's her time of the month. :eek:
general word of advice: when it actually is, don't tell them cause then they freak out. Just give them hints and let them find out for themselves.

Vera
04-01-2005, 11:49 AM
You're so original. And misinformed. Women don't get bitchy DURING periods, they get bitchy before periods. Which is why it's call the PRE-menstruals.

Trip Boy
04-01-2005, 11:53 AM
Lesbians sure are mean.

Dive
04-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Can't blame you. Anyway, here's a sending off present. Ruud would've wanted you to see it:

http://www.soccernet.com/images/england/20040617/ruudwoe_al.jpg

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Chances are I'll forget you within a week, but bye.

-A not important person.

Izie
04-01-2005, 12:27 PM
Izie: I don't understand why anyone would ever want to move to Belgium for anything except maybe for an important position in EU that guarentees a fat pay check every month. You on crack, girl.

It's not crack Vera, it's pot, you should know that :p
And hellooo, the whole secret point of me being here is an undercover infiltration into the EU institutions by a Serbian national, DUH.


No, not really, but it'd be nice.


general word of advice: when it actually is, don't tell them cause then they freak out. Just give them hints and let them find out for themselves.

OMG PLAGIARISM!!!!

Brain.

Jesus
04-01-2005, 12:28 PM
OMG PLAGIARISM!!!!

Brain.

See this is what happens when you tell them it's pms. They just freak.

Izie
04-01-2005, 12:30 PM
See this is what happens when you tell them it's pms. They just freak.

You wish dear, you just wish ;)

Vera
04-01-2005, 12:34 PM
I KNEW IT. All Slavic people are so OBVIOUSLY communist spies.

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 12:34 PM
Yeah, so ?

Vera
04-01-2005, 12:35 PM
And Dive, Jesus Christ, man. You sure hit me where it hurts.

I'll just go pour some bleach into my eyesockets now, kthnx.

Izie
04-01-2005, 12:44 PM
I KNEW IT. All Slavic people are so OBVIOUSLY communist spies.

Proleteri svih zemalja, ujedinite se!

(Proletarians of all countries, unite! for those who don't speak the Serbian language.)

The regime shall rise again!

the_GoDdEsS
04-01-2005, 12:48 PM
Proleteri svih zemalja, ujedinite se!

(Proletarians of all countries, unite! for those who don't speak the Serbian language.)

The regime shall rise again!

I agree. I've already started my secret propaganda with the same slogan.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6356

Vera
04-01-2005, 12:52 PM
Damn you and your not-so-subliminal messages.

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 12:53 PM
I'm not going out with a great big fuck you because I'm not an immature person but I just figure there is nothing left for me here.



I'm confused...

Izie
04-01-2005, 12:53 PM
Damn you and your not-so-subliminal messages.

We tried subliminal, it didn't work. Now we're trying the direct approach. Maybe we won't fail miserably this time.

arak0r
04-01-2005, 12:55 PM
its april fools assclowns.

Vera
04-01-2005, 12:56 PM
True, but I still don't like you.

arak0r
04-01-2005, 12:57 PM
i dont really care, i dont like you either :p especially when you got all eeeeemo over the whole matrix thing. hah.

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
I don't even know her and don't really care.

Atom
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
why you still here? just go if your going to go
;)

arak0r
04-01-2005, 12:58 PM
Can't blame you. Anyway, here's a sending off present. Ruud would've wanted you to see it:

http://www.soccernet.com/images/england/20040617/ruudwoe_al.jpg

and ruud van nistlerooy is a dirty sob.

Vera
04-01-2005, 01:04 PM
I so fucking hate Ruud.

*shudders*

Euurrwwwggh.

And well, you still fucking suck for not knowing the netiquette regarding spoilers. Assface.

Sixpence.
04-01-2005, 01:07 PM
She doesn't run out of swear words.

arak0r
04-01-2005, 01:08 PM
I so fucking hate Ruud.

*shudders*

Euurrwwwggh.

And well, you still fucking suck for not knowing the netiquette regarding spoilers. Assface. :'( such hatred from a nice finnish girl. its so cruel *sobs*

Jesus
04-01-2005, 01:11 PM
Van Nistelrooy rocks my dirty socks. His years at PSV togheter with Luc Nilis and Bobby Robson as coach were amazing. They, Nilis and Van Nistelrooy, made around 120 goals togheter in the 2 seasons they played togheter.

arak0r
04-01-2005, 01:16 PM
Van Nistelrooy rocks my dirty socks. His years at PSV togheter with Luc Nilis and Bobby Robson as coach were amazing. They, Nilis and Van Nistelrooy, made around 120 goals togheter in the 2 seasons they played togheter.
hes also a dirty player.

Jesus
04-01-2005, 01:19 PM
hes also a dirty player.

Not really, he's just dutch.

Vera
04-01-2005, 01:31 PM
He deserves to be punched in the face, nevertheless.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2005, 01:43 PM
JohnnyNemesis: You I do like, but that'd probably change if I actually talked to you or if you actually talked to me. So don't feel too proud of yourself. I still don't give a fuck.

Wow. Whether this was an April Fool's joke or not, I can honestly say I feel the exact same way about you. I like you now (quite a bit actually) but I get the feeling that wouldn't be the case if we talked more often. So, whether you leave or stay or whatever the fuck (you don't care and we don't either), props!

arak0r
04-01-2005, 01:48 PM
nah shes actually quite cool :p

Vera
04-01-2005, 01:50 PM
Now I'm just insulted, Johnny.

Endymion
04-01-2005, 01:50 PM
sanni's a sex goddess

Vera
04-01-2005, 01:52 PM
Nevermind that, Johnny hates me!



WOE.

Betty
04-01-2005, 02:18 PM
You're my hero, Sanni.

And my parents will disown me for giving up my religion, not for my conservatism. Pffftt...

Homer
04-01-2005, 02:27 PM
whew... thank god I'm not important... no pressure to do anything :D

Vera
04-01-2005, 02:31 PM
You a closet theist or something?

Betty
04-01-2005, 02:35 PM
Parents hardcore catholic. I'm not anything.

Obie2trice
04-01-2005, 02:51 PM
Damn, this bitch said 10 times already she would leave, so why are you still here? Go away and make your money on the streets

Vera
04-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Say hello to The Point. You must have missed him.

Betty
04-01-2005, 03:07 PM
Really stupid, but that made me think of Polkaroo. "Oh no! I missed him again!"

RXP
04-01-2005, 03:14 PM
omg I just got it. It;s April 1st. Been so busy took this shit seriously. Hahhaah loser.

Vera
04-01-2005, 03:34 PM
*headdesk*

For reals, man. Geez.

ninth
04-01-2005, 03:43 PM
Ninth: You voted Bush. I still do not respect that fucking stupid decision. And yes, I am entitled to say that.
You're being honest there. If it's any consulation I wont be listening to any Right Wing radio for the next few weeks because I'm tired of hearing farm reports (aka rants and callers for Terri Schiavo).


I am on asshole mode. Also, I make a better asshole than you do in your wet dreams. Sucker.
That's definitely cute. Now find your website with the house tour and such. Bleh.

Mota Boy
04-01-2005, 03:46 PM
You're all amateurs, every last one of you.

My PM to Vera, not half an hour after she posted this.


OK Bitch.

You know what, I never liked you that much either. I mean, sure, I'd always entertain you when you'd IM me every fucking time because I didn't have the heart to block your annoying ass, but now that you feel that you've somehow outgrown me? Get a life. Who the fuck are you going to run to, the Harry Potter fanfic nerds? Lonely teenagers that pine over a fucking children's book? Seriously, go out and join the real world.

Now, I wouldn't be so pissed if you tried to poorly insult me, but to lash out at Sim, at Sarah, at Bella - at MY friends who have been nice to you over the years before you fucking went psycho on them? Fuck you. Seriously, you're fucking dead to me.

Oh, and by the way, all of your writings are shitty, from your dumbass bits of juvenile fanfiction to your embarassing attempts at porn to your god-awful April Fool's day jokes. Pwnd, bitchuu.

Vera
04-01-2005, 03:46 PM
Then again one can always argue that I can't be an asshole by definition.

But rational arguments just not your thing, right?

Trip Boy
04-01-2005, 04:06 PM
16 posts after your "Good-bye" post....get the fuck out of here already dyke.

Jhonny
04-01-2005, 04:09 PM
Wo! is bella on around her e.. and okay byee Vera :) ( I have left a long time ago)

nitropenguin!
04-01-2005, 04:40 PM
OK Bitch.

You know what, I never liked you that much either. I mean, sure, I'd always entertain you when you'd IM me every fucking time because I didn't have the heart to block your annoying ass, but now that you feel that you've somehow outgrown me? Get a life. Who the fuck are you going to run to, the Harry Potter fanfic nerds? Lonely teenagers that pine over a fucking children's book? Seriously, go out and join the real world.

Now, I wouldn't be so pissed if you tried to poorly insult me, but to lash out at Sim, at Sarah, at Bella - at MY friends who have been nice to you over the years before you fucking went psycho on them? Fuck you. Seriously, you're fucking dead to me.

Oh, and by the way, all of your writings are shitty, from your dumbass bits of juvenile fanfiction to your embarassing attempts at porn to your god-awful April Fool's day jokes. Pwnd, bitchuu.
That was hott.

Vera
04-01-2005, 04:43 PM
What.the.fuck?

nitropenguin!
04-01-2005, 04:47 PM
Good question.

Vera
04-01-2005, 04:51 PM
No, seriously? You hax0r or did Mota send that to you as well or what the fuck?

nitropenguin!
04-01-2005, 04:55 PM
=/ Err, no... I just quoted him. Therefore, he posted it in this very thread. Is he on your ignore list?

Vera
04-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Weird. I guess I totally missed that post or something. o_0

Revolver-2005?
04-01-2005, 05:03 PM
well...goodbye or w/e...

Trip Boy
04-01-2005, 05:05 PM
She isn't leaving. :( what a dick tease I was so ready.

Mota Boy
04-01-2005, 05:07 PM
Weird. I guess I totally missed that post or something. o_0
You were probably blocking out the trauma of my perceived rage.

((My real rage would be so much more devastating than that)).

nieh
04-01-2005, 06:09 PM
nieh: If you have stopped looking like Harry Potter, I have stopped caring.


but...but I stopped looking like him a couple years ago...has it really been that long since you cared? =,0(
*sits alone in a dark corner with a pair of scissors to cut his hair and them himself*

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2005, 07:27 PM
Nevermind that, Johnny hates me!



WOE.

Bah, you know I don't! Truth is, I can only take sarcasm for so long.

Mitch Hedburg, Comedy Central, right now.

Anya82
04-01-2005, 08:36 PM
how sad.. another decent member leaving......

sKratch
04-01-2005, 11:32 PM
omg i am so not gay
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homer
04-01-2005, 11:58 PM
like, omgzzzz!

wliethof
04-02-2005, 01:17 AM
omg i am so not gay
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omgz denial

SicN Twisted
04-02-2005, 02:52 AM
Oh my god Vera, how could I not get a comment? I was scrolling down your list hoping for the meanest of them all. Now I'm truly hurt that I'm not even deserving of one of your classic sardonic one liners. Please give me one to make me feel better. Do your worst, I can handle it.

Vera
04-02-2005, 03:19 AM
Sic: No.

Mota: Then I hope I never experience it.

nieh: Aww. Don't worry, the 6th book will be out in the summer!

JoY
04-02-2005, 04:40 AM
and ruud van nistlerooy is a dirty sob.
HEY!


even though I don't like the fuck much, let's just state that he comes from the most BRILLIANT country on the face of this planet.

& yes, it is. it has me.

JoY
04-02-2005, 04:42 AM
sanni's a sex goddess
I'd hump her.

JoY
04-02-2005, 04:45 AM
Wo! is bella on around her e.. and okay byee Vera :) ( I have left a long time ago)
que? *waves*


before I forget; oh Mota.. you fluffbunny. *melts*

Vera
04-02-2005, 04:54 AM
Muaki vituttais.

Anyway, sKratch: You so are.

Bella: Thanks. :]

And everyone: Happy April Fool's. So you thought you could get rid of me this easily, huh?

Hysteria
04-02-2005, 06:22 AM
EDIT: Didn't read the topic after Vera's first post!

JoY
04-02-2005, 06:46 AM
Damn, this bitch said 10 times already she would leave, so why are you still here? Go away and make your money on the streets
this reminds me of a certain picture someone once made in paint. in the middle a guy with an arrow, besides which stood "you". then above him the word "joke", flapping by with wings. flap flap flap.

Jhonny
04-02-2005, 07:08 AM
que? *waves*


before I forget; oh Mota.. you fluffbunny. *melts*


Oh my gollie gosh :D I thought you had left this place years ago :P Me thinks itīs time I make a little comeback here :P :P :P

Tizzalicious
04-02-2005, 07:21 AM
And everyone: Happy April Fool's. So you thought you could get rid of me this easily, huh?

That was so obvious :p I mean c'mon, saying Hanson's stuff can't be good??? ;)

Vera
04-02-2005, 07:35 AM
Actually, I meant that part. ;p

Tizzalicious
04-02-2005, 07:36 AM
Sure ;)

messagetooshortblablabla

JoY
04-02-2005, 07:51 AM
Oh my gollie gosh :D I thought you had left this place years ago :P Me thinks itīs time I make a little comeback here :P :P :P
I remember you!

you're a nice dude!

*thumbs up* yay!

Jerry
04-02-2005, 08:25 AM
"I'm leaving the BBS" .... So? Who cares... Just go away. Should I cry? I'm too lazy to read yours looong post...

JoY
04-02-2005, 08:27 AM
"I'm leaving the BBS" .... So? Who cares... Just go away. Should I cry? I'm too lazy to read yours looong post...
-flap flap flap-


& there it goes again!

wheelchairman
04-02-2005, 08:40 AM
This thread displays best, which members are idiots, and which members aren't.
Hilarious.

Jerry
04-02-2005, 08:45 AM
Actually I'm not an idiot :p I just wanna shit on your chest ;)

Vera
04-02-2005, 09:05 AM
It's what a human brain does by default. Stereotypes are a different thing, though.

Camilamazed
04-02-2005, 09:07 AM
*hugs Vera goodbye*

Same Here !!

*Thinks that when a person really wants to leave, she/he just do it without saying.It seems that people announce to be asked to stay hehe* :D

wheelchairman
04-02-2005, 09:10 AM
It's what a human brain does by default. Stereotypes are a different thing, though.
She can't help being pedantic, she's Greek. An annoying nationality that should've been sold as slaves to the Turks/Macedonians/Albanians a long time ago.

Betty
04-02-2005, 10:15 AM
I think some people might not have figured things out if they don't know Vera well enough. But, after having read all the OBVIOUS posts directly and indirectly about it being an April's Fools joke, then that's a little less bright. And if you didn't read the posts, you always run the chance of looking like an idiot for it.

Vera
04-02-2005, 10:19 AM
I always tell my BBS friends how stupid I think it is to announce leaving the BBS. If you leave, just fucking go! No one cares. So I think it'd be a fun thing to pull. ;D

Betty
04-02-2005, 10:23 AM
Actually the only April Fool's related thing that sorta happened to me this year.
-Check for name on list.
-Vera's hates me!
-Read others.
-OHHHH! Vera hates EVERYBODY.

Anyway, if I left it would be cause I just forget or was disinterested, not because I had some big huffy fit about people being mean to me. It's like a temper tantrum, my god.

HornyPope
04-02-2005, 10:30 AM
Rememeber when I banned everyone from the board on april's fools for "excessive masturbation"? It was unfortunately short lived.

Jhonny
04-02-2005, 12:57 PM
I remember you!

you're a nice dude!

*thumbs up* yay!


Remember me? Of course you do, you must. WOuld not be any reason to forget me :)

ninth
04-02-2005, 02:19 PM
On a serious note, why wasn't I the ninth person on your list?

Linda
04-02-2005, 03:08 PM
And everyone: Happy April Fool's. So you thought you could get rid of me this easily, huh?

That's no surprise. Everyone knew you wouldn't leave the only life you have.

RXP
04-02-2005, 03:10 PM
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Eccentric Sara
04-02-2005, 04:15 PM
Vera (if you haven't actually left yet!),if you have such a low opinion of so many ppl on this board,why have you stayed here so long?!!! (If she HAS left,maybe someone else could answer this question for me!)You could have left months/ years ago! You take(/took!) your Internet life WAY too seriously if you get that pissed off at ppl who you've never met! No-one makes you talk to them or read their posts,so what the fuck are you complaining about? I very rarely get pissed off at ppl if they are bitchy/insulting towards me online as it isn't the real world! A lot of ppl are completely different in person from how they are online! I hope you are spending the time that you would've been spending on this board out in the real world and not wasting it by getting pissed off by another set of ppl you've never met on ANOTHER message board! You seriously need to lighten up!


Thankyou and goodnight.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2005, 04:29 PM
Now who's groupie was I supposed to have been?

nieh
04-02-2005, 04:35 PM
Vera (if you haven't actually left yet!),if you have such a low opinion of so many ppl on this board,why have you stayed here so long?!!! (If she HAS left,maybe someone else could answer this question for me!)You could have left months/ years ago! You take(/took!) your Internet life WAY too seriously if you get that pissed off at ppl who you've never met! No-one makes you talk to them or read their posts,so what the fuck are you complaining about? I very rarely get pissed off at ppl if they are bitchy/insulting towards me online as it isn't the real world! A lot of ppl are completely different in person from how they are online! I hope you are spending the time that you would've been spending on this board out in the real world and not wasting it by getting pissed off by another set of ppl you've never met on ANOTHER message board! You seriously need to lighten up!


Thankyou and goodnight.



And everyone: Happy April Fool's. So you thought you could get rid of me this easily, huh?

bah, stupid board won't let me reply with just quotes.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Vera (if you haven't actually left yet!),if you have such a low opinion of so many ppl on this board,why have you stayed here so long?!!! (If she HAS left,maybe someone else could answer this question for me!)You could have left months/ years ago! You take(/took!) your Internet life WAY too seriously if you get that pissed off at ppl who you've never met! No-one makes you talk to them or read their posts,so what the fuck are you complaining about? I very rarely get pissed off at ppl if they are bitchy/insulting towards me online as it isn't the real world! A lot of ppl are completely different in person from how they are online! I hope you are spending the time that you would've been spending on this board out in the real world and not wasting it by getting pissed off by another set of ppl you've never met on ANOTHER message board! You seriously need to lighten up!


Thankyou and goodnight.


this reminds me of a certain picture someone once made in paint. in the middle a guy with an arrow, besides which stood "you". then above him the word "joke", flapping by with wings. flap flap flap.

Mmhmm. .

Vera
04-02-2005, 04:39 PM
Linda, shut the fuck up. I was nice to you in the original post. I was actually genuinely nice to you. Which you apparently completely missed.

Great, just great.

Sara: Kudos to you, little princess. Happy April Fool's. Again. For the 3rd time or so.

1565: Nick Drake's. Duhh.

Eccentric Sara
04-02-2005, 04:41 PM
bah, stupid board won't let me reply with just quotes.

Yes,I KNOW NOW!!!! *grumbles profanities* :rolleyes: I couldn't be arsed to read the whole thread as it was like,11 pages long or something! Oh well,as long as she didn't mean all that stuff she said about ppl! I hate it when ppl rant for no good reason about stuff they voluntarily let themselves in for ( i.e.- an online social life).

Vera
04-02-2005, 04:44 PM
Yeeeeah, but it's fun to be a bitch sometimes.

And I did mean some of those things.

Eccentric Sara
04-02-2005, 04:46 PM
[QUOTE=Vera]Sara: Kudos to you, little princess. Happy April Fool's. Again. For the 3rd time or so.

QUOTE]

FUCK,am I embarrassed now! *Drinks bottle of gullability-juice drink* Have I fallen for your April Fool's jokes before then? Meh.Oh well.:rolleyes: More scarily,have I been here for more than 3 years? Jeez,I have aswell.That's scary. :eek:

Vera
04-02-2005, 04:50 PM
Don't worry about it. Happens to the best of us.

Eccentric Sara
04-02-2005, 04:53 PM
:) Lol. Seems to happen to me more than most ppl tho! :rolleyes:

Chris
04-02-2005, 07:18 PM
farewell it is, here

Offspring Pyro
04-02-2005, 08:51 PM
yea im slowly leaving too. in and out or here.

coke_a_holic
04-02-2005, 09:26 PM
I feel so unloved. I just walked into a beartrap of "because you are" jokes.

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2005, 11:58 PM
You know what, this topic is the most brilliant mockery ever of the old "I'm leaving this BBS." topics, popularity contests and everything listed about those people made me crack up so much that I think this is the best shit ever made at least since the BBS is back (if not longer). Conclusion: Vera is brilliant (and I love that word).

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:10 AM
This thread displays best, which members are idiots, and which members aren't.
Hilarious.
...and I'd like to reiterate that I so totally win this thread.


Mota: Then I hope I never experience it.
No, really, you don't. The last time I waged mental war on someone it was my brother when we were much younger. [[In one triumph, I had much of the neighborhood chanting "War against Will" and throwing pinecones at him. This was probably around sixth or seventh grade]] Seriously, you can still see the scars (though I assume some of them were self-imposed). I also did it to Linda for a little bit, and I think it really started to get to her, but I gave it up when I started seeing her more as a mental patient than a playground bully. But really, no matter how pissy anyone is to me online, I've never completely fucked with them, just out of respect to them as a person.


Oh, and by the way, I didn't find this funny initially. Anyone can be cruel, and I thought that on April 1st it was especially obvious, but seeing as how this mofo developed, I give you some major props. And, on top of giving the best reply to this thread, I'd like to point out that I was the first non-lesbian love interest on the list, and I haven't even talked to her for about two months. I win.

/drunk in case it isn't obvious.

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:13 AM
...and I'd like to reiterate that I so totally win this thread.

It has become sillly but what the hell:


either that or its an aprils fools. prolly the latter.

From the first page.

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:15 AM
It has become sillly but what the hell:

From the first page.
I note that you edited that reply. And my PM was before your first reply even. I'll dig up the timestamps should I have to...


But more importantly, where's a good IRC channel (or whichever) in which we could chat on the fly?

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:19 AM
Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well at least my skin tone is lighter.


What IRC chan you have in mind? Like our private tree-house where we can do fart jokes and talk about girls we like and don't like, or a common for the entire BBS?

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:30 AM
There is this one link...

...but I've closed it. Sucks to be you.

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:33 AM
And by the way, I'm less than one percent Jew. (or is it less than two percent, I can never remember) Either way, it's enough that I can't tell my maternal, Mississippian grandfather, but much less than you, Jewy Jewstein. My skin may be darker, but my religion is as pure by heritage as it would be rotten by acknoledgement.

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:35 AM
Well get on that, then type in /server irc.us.efnet.info (just to give you but one working sever). Whois for hp11 or hp111 (each 1 stands for the size of my penis in inches- when im hard im a 111). You'll see me idling in #analsexisgoodforyourbody or #gaycybersex . Come say hello ;)

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:38 AM
Now now, i'm only Jew in that I have an exceptionally high IQ and a hang on all things finance, but religiously-politically speaking, i'm a member of the Russian-Greek Orthodox church and WILL NOT HESITATE TO SUMMON OUR POWERS when it becomes convenient.

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:40 AM
Well get on that, then type in /server irc.us.efnet.info (just to give you but one working sever). Whois for hp11 or hp111 (each 1 stands for the size of my penis in inches- when im hard im a 111). You'll see me idling in #analsexisgoodforyourbody or #gaycybersex . Come say hello ;)
Seriously, I'm just drunk enough to fall for that. And if you're just joking, I'm just drunk enough to have a good time there anyway. Let's see...

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:46 AM
Only my link works. There we can probably private chat like two queers in NY during the summer of '67 afraid of the cops.

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:48 AM
Fine i'll make switch to your starchat you poofer, but you're recieving first.

what nick?

RXP
04-03-2005, 12:49 AM
I just noticed HP has an avatar. I thought you hated those things more than me?

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:51 AM
Yeah but you know, times they are a-change changing.

Plus it's an avatar of a Spartan (notice the shield) and Spartans kick ass, as well as indulge in many other fellatio contests.

Mota Boy
04-03-2005, 12:55 AM
If you follow the link I should be "Mota_Boy". Assuming I've done this computer-nerd shit right.

Oh, and I still don't have an avatar, Rock ON!

arak0r
04-03-2005, 01:02 AM
cant believe so many people believed this schtuff :p

arak0r
04-03-2005, 01:03 AM
Yeah but you know, times they are a-change changing.

Plus it's an avatar of a Spartan (notice the shield) and Spartans kick ass, as well as indulge in many other fellatio contests. i find it amusing how people think gays are all pussies, and or feminine.. yet when you look at the spartans, perhaps the greatest warriors of all time, they all mostly practiced some sort of homosexual love

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 01:08 AM
Spartans weren't gay because the word didn't was known as such back then. They were "male lovers" as were multiple other Greek tribes, most notabally the Thebians.

I think the latter is perfectly acceptable. I see no shame in kissing my bestest friend particulary if I had to kneel next to his wounded body in a battle. But modern fags are just gay.

Linda
04-03-2005, 04:17 AM
Linda, shut the fuck up. I was nice to you in the original post. I was actually genuinely nice to you. Which you apparently completely missed.



Ohhhh Puh-lease!!!!! The whole topic was an April Fool's joke, which means you didn't mean anything you typed. Sooooo, dear, I didn't miss anything.
I'm not THAT stupid! ;)

RXP
04-03-2005, 04:54 AM
If Vera really meant that to Linda, it also means she wants to fuck me. Ha.

JoY
04-03-2005, 06:45 AM
Ohhhh Puh-lease!!!!! The whole topic was an April Fool's joke, which means you didn't mean anything you typed. Sooooo, dear, I didn't miss anything.
I'm not THAT stupid! ;)
actually.. she's already pointed out once or twice, that she meant every single word from the original post. I bet she said some things to people she hangs out with on the internet teasingly, but I guess, seeing the messages, there's a core of truth in every one of them. & if you look at the messages to the people, she doesn't talk with, you see she's being pretty much fuckingly sincere.

I do understand you've became a bit paranoid. I do. but please, be careful with that paranoia, because it can push people, who actually try to fix things, away. I know you don't want my opinion, but do you remember we've been bitter towards each other, when we actually started off on a great foot? I genuinly do NOT dislike you & you can be emotional, but so can I & I think you have a good heart. I respect you & I think many more people do, without you even realising it.

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 07:02 AM
actually.. she's already pointed out once or twice, that she meant every single word from the original post.
So...Marx really does hate me? :(

JoY
04-03-2005, 07:04 AM
So...Marx really does hate me? :(
aw hunny, Marx couldn't possibly hate you. he's dead.
I love you, though.<3 if that's a comfort.

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 07:31 AM
aw hunny, Marx couldn't possibly hate you. he's dead.
I love you, though.<3 if that's a comfort.
Yes, I guess that makes you my rebound girl after Marx. ;)

JoY
04-03-2005, 07:32 AM
Yes, I guess that makes you my rebound girl after Marx. ;)
ohh, fucking ROWR.
;)

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2005, 08:00 AM
UnHolyWhatthefuckever: You're still a Shaw and you're still not cool.

Codswallop, and you know it.

Vera
04-03-2005, 08:51 AM
I meant some of the things I said, I didn't mean some.

Or then I'm just saying that because I don't want hurt certain people's feelings too much.

But I did mean it, Linda. No bullshit right now.

RXP believes whatever he wants to believe, anyway. I see point in denying or admitting anything, Dush.

I can speak a make-up language, too, Unholy. Pullonavaaja korkkitakamus.

Wait, did WCM just tell Bella she comes after Marx in terms of sexual attractiveness? Dude, that ain't no compliment.

JoY
04-03-2005, 08:53 AM
Wait, did WCM just tell Bella she comes after Marx in terms of sexual attractiveness? Dude, that ain't no compliment.
coming from Per, it is.

& if it isn't, I'll take it as one anyway.

Vera
04-03-2005, 08:58 AM
Commies don't like sex, everyone knows that. ;p

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 10:40 AM
Twas a compliment indeed. But alas Vera is right, we commies see sex as Bourgeois decadence.

JoY
04-03-2005, 10:56 AM
Twas a compliment indeed. But alas Vera is right, we commies see sex as Bourgeois decadence.
so.. does that mean.. you'll never let me sexually please & satisfy you?
:(

Vera
04-03-2005, 12:07 PM
If you work in a factory but get paid for it, he's satisfied enough.

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 12:19 PM
so.. does that mean.. you'll never let me sexually please & satisfy you?
:(
Tempting...but our time would be better spent for the good of the working people!

Linda
04-03-2005, 12:24 PM
I do understand you've became a bit paranoid.

I'm not paranoid, I simply do not trust or believe anyone online....anymore.


I respect you & I think many more people do, without you even realising it.

IF that's true, you all have a funny way of showing it.
Again, I do not believe a word of that or anything else I read here.

Vera
04-03-2005, 12:24 PM
Too late, she's already in the smooth hands of her capitalist boyfriend.

Linda
04-03-2005, 12:34 PM
Nevertheless, I assure you you can trust me 100%. You won't believe it, but you can!!!

Maria

Pfft, one bad apple spoils the whole bunch, girl. In this case there were approx. 1 dozen bad apples. But, hey, I learned alot from here. Mainly,
choose very carefully those who you feel you CAN trust, not only online,
but also in real life. I guess I knew that all along, but I was so taken with
people when I first came online, I forgot for awhile. You can bet that
will never happen again.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2005, 12:38 PM
...It's really not that serious.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2005, 12:41 PM
Send me 5 bucks and we can talk about this.

...

Or just find me a better quote!

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2005, 12:43 PM
Either way, I finally found the quote I REALLY wanted. Now, shower me with praise, Maria!

NOW!

Linda
04-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Oooooooooooohhhhh I sense wryness oozing from your post... not only wryness but bitterness too... lol I feel like I'd give you my phone number & invite you to my hovel... but you might not appreciate it...! And I don't think you talk French... & I don't reckon you'd like to come anyway...

Nevermind, I like you you're just like a webmum to me... your views are mature & you don't pander to the whole set of praising morons in here... You're okay by me!!! Hope your 'real' life is kewl... I don't know what your line is, hope you've got a gratifying job & man... Here, take this kiss *kisses Linda's brow*

Maria

Yes, you are correct. I have become very bitter towards people. The majority of people in this world are, infact, morons.

I have a very cool real life. I have a full time job, with too much work to do, but I suppose that's a good thing, job security and all. I also have a very wonderful, tall, dark & handsome man who loves me with all his heart and soul, and vice versa. I can't ask for much more.

OK *takes kiss and gives Dusky one back*

Vera
04-03-2005, 01:19 PM
Now I want to know what the quote said.

Vera
04-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Oh, that one. Gotcha.

JoY
04-03-2005, 01:53 PM
Send me 5 bucks and we can talk about this.

...

Or just find me a better quote!
"me thinks Johnny is the newest playtoy of hot bbs chicks"

or whatever I said along those lines.

Linda
04-03-2005, 04:44 PM
Not only morons, alas... but mean, too. And jealous...
I'm glad you're happy with your life... I am, too, at times... oftener now... maybe due to my having a bf, although our relationship is quite... stormy! I'm beginning to settle down, step by step... I can't throw away my past or pretend tis not gnawing at me yet, but I can... start afresh, I guess. I hope I can. I'm not sure of myself & I still need money.

Maria

P.s.: thx for the kiss you're really likeable & kind. For all your bitterness, you're kinder than most.

That is so true, and sad part is, they don't even realize it. I'm glad to hear that you're happy with your life too.

This dating thing really sucks. I'm just biding my time until my man and I can be together all the time. I sure hope it's soon!

Linda
04-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Tell me when you're engaged and we'll celebrate! As for me, tis not anytime soon...

You've made my day lady, now tis time I should lie in bed & prepare for a sound night!

Maria

I surely will! If and when that happens, I will PM you! :)
Have a great night, Dusky!

Not Ozymandias
04-03-2005, 09:30 PM
I got off easy.

RXP
04-04-2005, 03:18 AM
Hahaha Linda's banging a black dude.

Toxic Speed Bump
04-04-2005, 03:25 AM
why are you people posting in this thread?

RXP
04-04-2005, 03:45 AM
Why is anyone posting anywhere? Why are we here?

Vera
04-04-2005, 04:30 AM
No, you didn't, Ozymandias.

I printed your phone # on a series of stickers and put the stickers in every men's room in every night club and meat market that there is in Finland.

I'm also pimping your boypussy online. So if you get any visitors in black leather, tell them I said hi.

Human
10-08-2005, 12:07 AM
She came back like everybody else who has ever made a thread like this.

JohnnyNemesis
10-08-2005, 12:08 AM
She never left. IT WAS A JOKE.

Stop bumping old shit, it's annoying.

Human
10-08-2005, 12:09 AM
She never left. IT WAS A JOKE.

Stop bumping old shit, it's annoying.
Okay sorry. I just look at the guests sometimes.

JoY
10-08-2005, 02:57 AM
No, you didn't, Ozymandias.

I printed your phone # on a series of stickers and put the stickers in every men's room in every night club and meat market that there is in Finland.

I'm also pimping your boypussy online. So if you get any visitors in black leather, tell them I said hi.
sorry for bumping old goodies, but... BAHAHAHAHA.

Vera
10-08-2005, 04:13 AM
My e-pimping was sadly unsuccessful because I could only get Ozy's IP addy, not his real one.

Paint_It_Black
10-08-2005, 07:44 AM
Wait a second, you mean to say you haven't fucked RXP?