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voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 12:59 PM
well as im typin this the pope is strugglin with death!!!what do you think about this???did he make things better for some of us,traveling in diferent parts of the globe,meeting with important leaders and discussing with them about some critical situations???did his influence matter???will his death influence some things going on in the world today???

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 01:00 PM
No .

Tired_Of_You
04-01-2005, 01:04 PM
People at school were betting when the Pope would die. Today is the good answer.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:06 PM
...didn't someone already make this thread? :confused:

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 01:07 PM
About 30 minutes ago, yes.

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:08 PM
...didn't someone already make this thread? :confused:
thats the only thing u ever say....move on to somth more intelligent!!!

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:11 PM
thats the only thing u ever say....move on to somth more intelligent!!!

That's the first time i've ever said that, ever! :D

You realize you're talking to the most intelligent person (no offence to everyone else) on the board when you tell me to say something 'more intelligent'?

dirtybird
04-01-2005, 01:12 PM
That's the first time i've ever said that, ever! :D

You realize you're talking to the most intelligent person (no offence to everyone else) on the board when you tell me to say something 'more intelligent'?

And she's modest, too! (just because you're 2+ years older than me...)

Tired_Of_You
04-01-2005, 01:14 PM
You realize you're talking to the most intelligent person (no offence to everyone else) on the board when you tell me to say something 'more intelligent'?
Pfft. I'd be the most intelligent here if this board was in my first language.

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:16 PM
That's the first time i've ever said that, ever! :D

You realize you're talking to the most intelligent person (no offence to everyone else) on the board when you tell me to say something 'more intelligent'?
no doubt about it!!!there are 2 rooms.in one of them u have 3 lightbulbs and in the other room u have 3 switchers...between the rooms there is a door...and u r in the switcher's room..how do you know which switcher turnes on which lightbulb.....u can only go inthe lightblb room only once!!!!there u go..back ya words einstein!!!

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:16 PM
^ That's what they all say...:p

I wish the board was in Latin or Ancient Greek I'd kick ass there too! :cool:


And she's modest, too! (just because you're 2+ years older than me...)

Modest?! Pah! I go against the British stereotype there! Arrogant and pretentious and proud of it! (hopefully that's my ticked to cambridge:D)

2 years older...hummm; so i am! Didn't notice before.

MirandaV
04-01-2005, 01:16 PM
I think he's as good as dead by now, though it's kinda poor he died on 1 april fool's day.

Endymion
04-01-2005, 01:17 PM
You realize you're talking to the most intelligent person (no offence to everyone else) on the board when you tell me to say something 'more intelligent'?

oh jenny, you'll swoon me yet with talk like that.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:18 PM
^ Thank you! :p I try my best...


no doubt about it!!!there are 2 rooms.in one of them u have 3 lightbulbs and in the other room u have 3 switchers...between the rooms there is a door...and u r in the switcher's room..how do you know which switcher turnes on which lightbulb.....u can only go inthe lightblb room only once!!!!there u go..back ya words einstein!!!

ok, is that the best you got?!

you turn the first switch on for 5 mins then turn it off.
then turn the second switch on and enter the room.
Feel the bulbs - the hot one is activated by switch one.
the one that's on is by switch 2.
and the remaining bulb is switch 3.

:cool:

Tijs
04-01-2005, 01:20 PM
I think he's as good as dead by now, though it's kinda poor he died on 1 april fool's day.
Tonight Johannes Paulus'll say: Fooled ya.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:20 PM
Tonight God'll say: Fooled ya.

Gotta be before 12 o'clock!

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:21 PM
Tonight Johannes Paulus'll say: Fooled ya.
kinda dramatic :D

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:22 PM
^ Thank you! :p I try my best...



ok, is that the best you got?!



:cool:
ok..that was an easy one...congratulations..you're not an idiot..i know tons of them but im to lazy to write that much :D

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:24 PM
ok..that was an easy one...congratulations..you're not an idiot..i know tons of them but im to lazy to write that much :D

Naturally !

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:24 PM
ok...here ya go..7 dworfes want to pass a river..how do they do that...without gettin they're dicks wet???that's a tough one :D

Sixpence.
04-01-2005, 01:25 PM
Tonight Johannes Paulus'll say: Fooled ya.


I'd laugh about that.

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:26 PM
ok...here ya go..7 dworfes want to pass a river..how do they do that...without gettin they're dicks wet???that's a tough one :D

Well that's just stupid - you haven't told me how deep the river is or what resources they have with them. Methinks this is more of a 'dirty joke' than any kind of real mental exercise.

I did enjoy the last one though.

Endymion
04-01-2005, 01:28 PM
ok...here ya go..7 dworfes want to pass a river..how do they do that...without gettin they're dicks wet???that's a tough one :D
the answer would be the beloved "man train".

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:29 PM
the answer would be the beloved "man train".

hehehe.

I was right - damn joke type thing. :mad:

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:31 PM
ok..the answers is....multiple options:
1.they swim on their back
2.they put they're dicks one in each others ass and the first one into your ass.......that shud keep it dry!!! :D :D :D



i have a very cool one..it was on a criminology exam..very long one...and kinda funny one..just tell me if ya feel up to it...but this is not the place to discuss things like that...a holly man is diein'!!!!!!!

Noodles is gay
04-01-2005, 01:34 PM
hehehe - yeah. Later, my intelligent mind must rest now and watch Blackadder! :D

voodoomagik
04-01-2005, 01:35 PM
hehehe - yeah. Later, my intelligent mind must rest now and watch Blackadder! :D
naturally! :D :rolleyes:

Anya82
04-01-2005, 07:46 PM
i'm catholic.
What do i think about this situation?
well... it's his time to die.. we all die.
i think he brought new things and big changes to this religion and the world. He wrote many books about human rights, peace, labor rights, and stuff about the religion to make catholic people more united and participate with their religion. He also talked and wrote about respecting others' religions and beliefs, but always looking for the way of peace and love.

i have more to say.. but my english sucks and there are words i don't know how to write them in english....
anyway.. you have an idea of what i think....

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 03:21 AM
u know he's known for the negociations that brought to the fall of the berlin wall!!!!

Jerry
04-02-2005, 04:07 AM
...didn't someone already make this thread? :confused:

I... Please check first and then create new topic...

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 04:11 AM
I... Please check first and then create new topic...
please suck my dick and then check if im ur gay boyfried....

Jerry
04-02-2005, 07:23 AM
please kiss my ass and next let me to fuck your mum

JoY
04-02-2005, 07:28 AM
god bless & amen.

NEXT.
(I know. I can be respectless, harsh, inhuman & cold. thankfully.)

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 07:32 AM
please kiss my ass and next let me to fuck your mum
i'm more cultivated...perform me a blowjob!!!! :D let's end this....in the future pls dont say stuff like"OMG THIS THREAD WAS ALREADY MADE BY sOMEONE ELSE"bcoz is no one's interest to repeat stuff(i used the search button but it was under a diferent title)just simply ignore the thread..it's alot easier and it spares u alot of things

Jerry
04-02-2005, 07:35 AM
Ok, next time write it at first, not sth like :"suck mi dick".

JoY
04-02-2005, 07:38 AM
holy fucking Mary, you're both going on my ignore list.
I thought that list would never prove itself useful!

Jerry
04-02-2005, 07:43 AM
Don't come it strong, i luv u too :D

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 07:45 AM
holy fucking Mary, you're both going on my ignore list.
I thought that list would never prove itself useful!
to your "ignore them now so they won't ignore you later"list???

Inshane
04-02-2005, 08:54 AM
this is a serious question:

Is he dead yet?

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 09:14 AM
aparently no...the last i've heared is that his hearth and brain still responded but not his internal organs...but it's just a matter of time...unless some miracle happens..anyway he didnt die on 1st of april

Mannen som blev en gris
04-02-2005, 09:16 AM
He's a great man, because it's so easy to make fun of him :D

Inshane
04-02-2005, 09:24 AM
his last days (years) havent been very peacefull. just look at the old man, its sad. He actually got training to talk with easter and he couldnt so then they just close the curtens. I feel sorry for him and I never get that feeling with old men.

HornyPope
04-02-2005, 09:30 AM
I'm fine.

Shut up already.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2005, 09:36 AM
to your "ignore them now so they won't ignore you later"list???

That made no sense. What difference does it make whether you ignore her or not, if she's already ignoring you?

HornyPope
04-02-2005, 09:46 AM
Lol if YOU are a great man

I am, not by virtue of my papacy however.

JoY
04-02-2005, 09:58 AM
I'm fine.

Shut up already.
actually.. first second I saw this topic, I really did think it was about you. well, seeing the title, of course. it made me laugh rather loud that -that- was my association with 'The Pope'.

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 10:37 AM
That made no sense. What difference does it make whether you ignore her or not, if she's already ignoring you?
*slaps head*..jesus

Mannen som blev en gris
04-02-2005, 12:11 PM
He's dead now.

live_fast_gurl
04-02-2005, 12:14 PM
R.I.Phhhhaaaa

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 12:14 PM
yep...it's official...he got involved into alot of things!!!alot of ppl are now enjoing a better life thanks to him.....god rest his soul!!!

Jerry
04-02-2005, 12:38 PM


Maby He is in the better world now...

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 12:40 PM
well let's 1............hope so...if not....dude...why did ya put"lets hope"in there...it gets me confused :D :D :D

Inshane
04-02-2005, 12:51 PM
I searched for what happends after his death;

Within 15-20 days after the death of the pope the Cardinals of the Holy Roman Church, excluding those Cardinals who are 80 years of age or older prior to the pope's death, enter the Conclave to elect a new pope. The total number of Cardinals can not exceed 120 and the conclave is held within the Vatican City.

would suck if you were a cardinal and you were praying for the pope to die, so you could walk his footsteps and you just turned 81.

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 02:00 PM
yeah..it's sad

voodoomagik
04-02-2005, 02:04 PM
what i respect about him is that he wasn't exclusivist...he accepted and respected every religion...the fact that everyone preys to god in their own language(that's a very important thing)!!!!!!he also apologised for the behavior of the catholic church during the cruciades...

arak0r
04-03-2005, 12:50 AM
RIP. all i can say for now. the more i think about all hes done, the more depressing it gets. Every cardinal that can vote, has been appointed by him! hah. He really has left his mark on this world, for the better, mostly.

Killb0y
04-03-2005, 01:22 AM
Have you people no respect (in the other thread also)? You fuckin made ma angry with all your posts. I'll never post here again. Man this is worse than the offspring chat

Mannen som blev en gris
04-03-2005, 01:28 AM
Oh my god! You people actually care about the pope! I thought it was a joke....Sorry.

voodoomagik
04-03-2005, 10:26 AM
Oh my god! You people actually care about the pope! I thought it was a joke....Sorry.
:D :D :D :mad:

JoY
04-03-2005, 10:39 AM
I care as much about him as any other random human being I don't personally know.

Mannen som blev en gris
04-03-2005, 01:04 PM
One more try.... :p :p :p Yes! Jackpot!

Sorry, I'm bored.

A guy in my class actually says "jackpot" when he or someone else does something good/bad (but then it's in a sarcastic way)....