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JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2005, 06:20 PM
Everyone seems so down around here. This is my attempt at bringing everyone back to life:

Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing

nieh
04-02-2005, 06:23 PM
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Omni
04-02-2005, 06:24 PM
:eek:

Johhny, I... I had no idea.

nitropenguin!
04-02-2005, 06:32 PM
That song must've relieved Johnny's chubby. [/endy]

That may not've been something Endy would say, but I learned that term from him. Oh the things I remember.

iflogmymolly
04-02-2005, 06:55 PM
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say, "what do you like most?"
I donít want to brag, I donít want to boast
I always tell Ďem, "I like toast."
YEAH, TOAST!!
YEAH, TOAST!!
I get up in the morning Ďbout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Now, thereís no secret to toasting perfection
Thereís a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didnít know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!

Oui Monsieur, bonjour coquette,
Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!

TOAST!!

Once everyone sees this song they'll have to cheer up! No one can be sad once they see this!!! :D

Endymion
04-02-2005, 06:57 PM
i have that effect on people

oh, and nieh wins for posting that song.

iflogmymolly
04-02-2005, 07:01 PM
oh, and nieh wins for posting that song.

I can't sing that song because I can't whistle :(

Endymion
04-02-2005, 07:05 PM
so download an mp3 of it and listen to it non stop

SkunkIt
04-02-2005, 08:08 PM
This cheered me up, a funny video featuring "All I Want"! :D
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dooraemon.php

iflogmymolly
04-02-2005, 09:26 PM
Hehehe!!! :D I have this song stuck in my head. Its from the beginning credits Napolean Dinomite. I think its by the white stripes. I can tell that we are gunna be friends-the white stripes(I think :confused: )

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2005, 11:48 PM
You don't want me to pull some dance moves while I'm still half asleep, do you?

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2005, 11:49 PM
As long as you don't hurt yourself in the process, then the honest answer to that question is a resounding yes. Yes I do.

Izie
04-02-2005, 11:57 PM
*pokes sim into dancing*
There ya go :p You don't even have to do it yourself :p

the_GoDdEsS
04-03-2005, 12:00 AM
*grins* Aren't you mean early in the morning, Izies cuddlebunny?

*dances for Johnny*

Izie
04-03-2005, 12:07 AM
I most certainly am not. I am always nice. Pfff.

the_GoDdEsS
04-03-2005, 12:11 AM
'Solly', you know?

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:21 AM
You know, Nieh, that song was one of the most selected to be played at one's funeral according to a recent poll. Other ones were "Stairway to Heaven" and "I did it my way" just to give you a hint.

Tizzalicious
04-03-2005, 12:25 AM
Rowr, you really needed some lovin' yesterday didn't you? :p

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2005, 09:22 AM
*grins* Aren't you mean early in the morning, Izies cuddlebunny?

*dances for Johnny*

He got the Goddess to dance!

Johnny, you have actual magical powers.

Jimbob2005
04-03-2005, 09:24 AM
i dont feel sad, just bored and i have school tomorrow :mad:
That sux - hols might get boring but lie-ins come in handy

the_GoDdEsS
04-03-2005, 09:27 AM
Yeah, our Johnny's charming like that.

JoY
04-03-2005, 10:24 AM
me thinks Johnny is the newest playtoy of hot bbs chicks.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2005, 11:00 AM
me thinks Johnny is the newest playtoy of hot bbs chicks.

Translation: Johnny is the luckiest motherfucker on this BBS.

Vera
04-03-2005, 12:06 PM
Nieh doesn't win because he didn't highlight the best part of the song

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.

Pwned.

ruroken
04-04-2005, 01:21 PM
Fucking didn't work...

TOAST!!!!!!!!!!

original_psycho
04-04-2005, 01:30 PM
None of those songs did cheer me up. But Extrema Zilei by Anonim will.