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neocon58
04-03-2005, 12:26 AM
Picture Battles is the name of the game. Simple concept. Simpler rules.

Concept: Post a picture of something that trumps the picture posted directly before it. What do I mean by this? If someone were to post.. oh say... a picture of a Pepsi Can. The next person to post will post a picture of something that beats a Pepsi Can... Like a Coca-Cola Bottle. .

What picture beats another picture is completely opinionated.. and by that, it's in your opinion. Just give a breif description of why your picture beats the prior one.

***If someone posts a picture of an elephant, you don't post a picture of a fruit platter and say that it will beat it. It has to make logical sense, and you have to explain why it beats the Elephant [without some long drawn out story.]

Be creative too. If someone posts a picture of machine gun, don't be lame and post a picture of a bigger gun. Post a metal melting facorty or something clever like that.

Rules

~> One picture per post.
~> All pictures MUST have an explanation to back up your reasoning (As much as we wish we could, we can't read minds)
~> No Posts without pictures PLEASE

If you chose to converse with another player. You can still do so, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STILL POST A PICTURE AND AN EXPLANATION TO KEEP THE ORIGINAL POINT OF THE THREAD GOING.

here is the first pic. may the game begin

http://www.wolfpark.org/wolfdogs/figures/Guess.JPG

Jebus
04-03-2005, 12:36 AM
http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijd/vol1n1/harlequin-fig2.jpg
The harlequin fetus will give the wolf a heart attack resulting in death.

Endymion
04-03-2005, 12:45 AM
jesus eats harlequin fetus.
http://www.catholic.net/RCC/Sacred_Heart/jesus.jpg

Jebus
04-03-2005, 12:48 AM
The jewish Max Weingberg kills Jesus just like the jews in the Passion.
http://www.jerrykravat.com/weddings/bands/images/Max_Weinberg.jpg
pwned

neocon58
04-03-2005, 12:50 AM
bush just bombed your jewish man

http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg

+Dexter+
04-03-2005, 12:50 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/Dexter/yourfaceOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOP.jpg
mwhahahaha

Endymion
04-03-2005, 12:51 AM
http://www.soldat.com/Kunst%20Hitler.jpg
owned2tehmax

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 12:53 AM
Guess who trumps Hitler

http://library.usu.edu/Specol/digitalexhibits/masaryk/images/stalin.jpg

Jebus
04-03-2005, 12:54 AM
http://www.soldat.com/Kunst%20Hitler.jpg
owned2tehmax
http://www.comics-unlimited.com/news/images/captain-america%20wallpaper.jpg
OMG, it's Captain America!

neocon58
04-03-2005, 12:55 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.superman.jpg

superman owns cap'n america

arak0r
04-03-2005, 12:59 AM
bush just bombed your jewish man

http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg

makes no sense, as bush would be pro jew. as christians and many religions believe once the jews control the middle east+++ again, jesus will arise and come back.

foxy
04-03-2005, 01:00 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/kryptonite.jpg

kriptonite make superman shit him self

arak0r
04-03-2005, 01:00 AM
oh and to trump the others,

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/boatpeople/indochina/pol_pot.jpeg

HornyPope
04-03-2005, 01:03 AM
Pol has nothing on Stalin, fool.

I'll send Tukhachevsky on y0 ass.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Tukhachevsky-mikhail.jpg

Endymion
04-03-2005, 01:04 AM
this wins everything, so i'm gonig to bed:
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/spiderman.jpg

Jebus
04-03-2005, 01:13 AM
http://www.prophecy21.com/0/gwar/gwar12.jpg
just because

foxy
04-03-2005, 01:24 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

coz they would die

Jebus
04-03-2005, 01:32 AM
http://jon.blogs.com/mopho/images/phsp_cs_box%20copy.jpg
Photoshop erases picture

foxy
04-03-2005, 01:33 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

blows up adobe factory

Jebus
04-03-2005, 01:38 AM
http://www.pueblozoo.org/archives/feb00/images/roach.jpg
Roaches withstand nuclear blast.

neocon58
04-03-2005, 03:32 AM
they can withstand a nuclear blast but not a quick spray of raid, what pussies.

http://www.janitorialexpress.co.uk/raid.jpg

Jebus
04-03-2005, 03:42 AM
The Roach still prevails
http://www.pueblozoo.org/archives/feb00/images/roach.jpg
Roaches are able to build immunites against RAID which is why the Raid formula was changed a few year back when it stopped working.

foxy
04-03-2005, 03:51 AM
they cant stop against one of these though

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/foot-imp.jpg

Jojan
04-03-2005, 03:55 AM
Well, it speaks for it self...

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/301/703_lul.jpg

foxy
04-03-2005, 04:02 AM
there bigger and better

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6476

Faust
04-03-2005, 04:20 AM
http://www.aids-info.ch/bilder/zeitlose/v315.jpg
das Aids-Virus

RXP
04-03-2005, 05:28 AM
http://they.misled.us/images/bauer-guard-gun.jpg

Jack Bauer could take anyone out. Including an AIDS virus.

foxy
04-03-2005, 05:54 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

im sure this could take him out

Faust
04-03-2005, 05:58 AM
http://www.mercury.ne.jp/tennis/images/jpg/gallery/event/event06/t1000.jpg
T-1000 is invincible

live_fast_gurl
04-03-2005, 06:28 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.superman.jpg

superman owns cap'n america
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love superman hahahaaaaaa:D
anyway , superman beats you allllllll hahahaaaaaaa ive gone crazy

Faust
04-03-2005, 06:43 AM
http://www.sonymusic.fr/celineonline/images/im_13-01.jpg
celine dion`s music makes superman die HAHAHAHAHA... beat that.

live_fast_gurl
04-03-2005, 06:46 AM
NOOOOO! superman uses his super-dooper ears haaaaaaaaaa he is unbeatable

RXP
04-03-2005, 06:48 AM
http://home.flash.net/~hhoyt/46.jpg

Polaris nuclear class sub. Can literally take out half the earth.

live_fast_gurl
04-03-2005, 06:49 AM
he uses his ummmmmmm ok you win aaaaaarrgggghhhhh

Faust
04-03-2005, 06:53 AM
http://www.zauberzentrale.de/img/screenshots/copperfield_3.jpg
david copperfield makes the U-boat disappear!!! whoooaaa...

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 07:19 AM
Nothing beats the Commie-Nazis!

http://www.bolsheviks.org/BOLSHEVIKS8.jpg

Faust
04-03-2005, 07:51 AM
http://www.lethaldeath.com/Crimson/Images/ResidentDVDvil/AttackKillerTomatoes.jpg
killer tomatoes will conquer the WHOLE WORLD!
..there will be no survivors. not any.

wheelchairman
04-03-2005, 09:38 AM
http://www.harpersinc.com/news/tomato1.jpg
Tomato farmers, they created them, they can destroy them.

Mannen som blev en gris
04-03-2005, 10:05 AM
http://www.matrixunloaded.com/images/toys/kubrick/architect.jpg
The Architect, he created them, he can destroy them.

foxy
04-03-2005, 10:12 AM
neo know the archetect socan kick his butt

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/neo.jpg

nieh
04-03-2005, 10:27 AM
http://www.keanuvision.com/mt/pix04/beckyf241604.jpg

Keanu is no longer a member of the band Becky due to not being able to keep up with the band practices. He will inevitably become so depressed that suicide is the only option. Neo will vanish in a puff of smoke.

Isolated Fury
04-03-2005, 10:37 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/oes_dragon_counselor.gif

Everyone knows that guidance counselors prevent problems like that. :rolleyes:

nieh
04-03-2005, 10:50 AM
http://paxilmedication.biz/drugpics/paxil_bottle.jpg

Keanu Reeves is American and is more likely to go for the quick fix of anti-depressants than actually getting counseling.

Inshane
04-03-2005, 10:53 AM
http://members.aye.net/~hippie/images/blog/pills.gif

you know what he chose.

nieh
04-03-2005, 05:33 PM
I'm sorry, but I don't think that trumped my pic at all. I'm going to start over because you ruined it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/0eaccc43.jpg

that's how Easter eggs are made.

Isolated Fury
04-03-2005, 05:42 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/TN-FMCadburyEggs.jpg

Cadbury eggs are so much better than normal Easter eggs.

nieh
04-03-2005, 05:58 PM
their caramel eggs are better
http://www.hersheys.com/easter/lib/inc/showImage.asp?id=49&size=l&table=products

Isolated Fury
04-03-2005, 06:05 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/klondike.gif

Klondike bars are better with caramel than Cadbury eggs.

Noodles is gay
04-03-2005, 06:16 PM
http://ninjadodo.zeepost.nl/tutorials/inferno.jpg

Fire melts Klondike bars

Jack the Tripper
04-03-2005, 06:52 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/buttons/reply.gif

Jack the Tripper
04-03-2005, 06:56 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/misc/offmblogo.gif

nieh
04-03-2005, 06:57 PM
http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

fire extinguisher extinguishes fire

SkunkIt
04-03-2005, 06:59 PM
http://www.buddyrich.com/images/photogallery/redf/redf003.jpg

Buddy Rich can beat the crap out of the fire extinguisher with his drum sticks.

Jack the Tripper
04-03-2005, 07:00 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/bt1/614.gif
I'm the winner

SkunkIt
04-03-2005, 07:23 PM
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/fire-dragon.jpg

The dragon eats your trophy.

turb0negr0
04-03-2005, 07:24 PM
http://www.ewetel.net/~marketing.touristik/roy.jpg


siegfried and roy could magically tame a dragon!

nieh
04-03-2005, 07:27 PM
http://www.tropical-island.de/CPT%20Little%20Karoo%20Oudtshoorn%20Cango%20Wildli fe%20Ranch%20Cheetahland%20white%20tiger%20b.jpg

The tiger is eating Roy.

turb0negr0
04-03-2005, 07:31 PM
http://www.midatlantic.net/8x10/rambo.jpg

Rambo kills the tiger.

sk8ter-hater
04-03-2005, 07:41 PM
http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif
Preadtor kills your RAmbo.

turb0negr0
04-03-2005, 07:44 PM
http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/marlonbrando_godfather_240.jpg
Not even predator can fuck with the Godfather!

sk8ter-hater
04-03-2005, 07:48 PM
http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/mario.gif
Yet, no one can fix his pipes quite like Mario.
Without Mario, he's nothing.

turb0negr0
04-03-2005, 07:52 PM
http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Gaming/1upgreen-large.jpg

Mario ain't shit without his shrooms

sk8ter-hater
04-03-2005, 07:54 PM
http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/mackay/images/roadkill.jpg
Mushrooms aren't shit without their nutrient supplement.

nieh
04-03-2005, 07:57 PM
http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/sbox/322072a.jpg

poison mushrooms cancel out the 1up mushrooms!

turb0negr0
04-03-2005, 08:19 PM
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT240/CAP0017.jpg

Training wheels are poison resistant!

sk8ter-hater
04-03-2005, 08:22 PM
http://www.oregonhighways.org/images/curvy_road_sign.jpg
How's this for a challenge.

nieh
04-03-2005, 08:24 PM
http://www.mts-safety.com/images/signs_school_ns30.jpg

slow children at play wins!

sk8ter-hater
04-03-2005, 08:29 PM
http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang/pictures/funny/signs/equality.jpg
Phhhht

foxy
04-04-2005, 12:14 AM
get told

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/s37.gif

neocon58
04-04-2005, 03:00 AM
roos dont bounce either

http://www.travellers-autobarn.com/newsite/images/misc/DeadCentre1.jpg

ninth
04-04-2005, 03:06 AM
http://www.discountscooters.co.uk/images/scooters/rascal-245.jpg
The Rascal wins for fuel efficiency.

foxy
04-04-2005, 08:29 AM
no this does
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/bike_response_lg.jpg

Mannen som blev en gris
04-04-2005, 08:32 AM
How would you feel about some sticks in the wheel?

http://www.fordogtrainer.com/pics/agitation-stick/bamboo-agitation-stick/bamboo-agitation-stick-schutzhund-stick-bamboo-agitation.jpg

foxy
04-04-2005, 08:35 AM
i chop your sticks

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/48020Broad20Axe.jpg

Mannen som blev en gris
04-04-2005, 08:37 AM
I remove the blade with this extremly well made kit:
http://www.mailorderexpress.com/shop/prdpics/105685.jpg

foxy
04-04-2005, 08:41 AM
ill blow up your magnets

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

Mannen som blev en gris
04-04-2005, 08:55 AM
http://www.3dnews.ru/documents/5497/terminator-3.jpgArnolds Terminator prevented the nuklear war in Terminator 2.

wheelchairman
04-04-2005, 09:13 AM
The Terminator was pwn3d by Magma.

http://www.quarks.de/dyn/pics/2751-2765-2-magma.jpg

foxy
04-04-2005, 11:50 AM
the one on the right kicked the terminators butt

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/TERMINATOR203_Promo.jpg

LLadnard
04-04-2005, 01:23 PM
Earth blowing up kills your Terminators! Mwa-ha-ha!!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/LLadnard/earth.jpg

RXP
04-04-2005, 02:08 PM
http://www.snowballing-pics.com/images/cohf/licking-cum-from-face089_small.jpg

Cum wins.

Jebus
04-04-2005, 02:23 PM
http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/cock-hole.jpg
cum shot ownage

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 04:01 PM
http://www.mcc.org/respond/kits/graphix/soap.jpg
A little soap could clean that mess up.

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 05:43 PM
http://www.thecloroxcompany.com/company/history/bottleguide/images/clbgrp.jpg

Bleach disinfects.

sKratch
04-04-2005, 06:17 PM
http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine186.jpg
Wolverine kills everyone and gets the bitches. He can't lose.

Jebus
04-04-2005, 06:26 PM
http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine186.jpg
Wolverine kills everyone and gets the bitches. He can't lose.

but then Magneto comes along...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Savemejebus/wolvada.gif

sKratch
04-04-2005, 06:33 PM
Haha oh my God thank you so much for posting that. I WAS PREPARED!
http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine185.jpg
Still wins.

Amanda
04-04-2005, 06:48 PM
Wolverine kicks ass...But doesn't get the girl.
http://www.nt2099.com/comics/milestones/art/cbm6.jpg

sKratch
04-04-2005, 06:52 PM
But he does. He is making out with Jean in the picture I posted. You lose. Wolverine wins again.

Amanda
04-04-2005, 06:54 PM
She choses cyclops in the end...she marrys cyclops...doesnt that suggest something?

sKratch
04-04-2005, 06:58 PM
Whatever. Wolverine's like 100+ years old. He's not going to have anyone forever. Plus, he has to live with the pain of losing 38538 people close to his heart. He's tougher than anyone. Tougher than cyke, that's for sure.

nieh
04-04-2005, 06:59 PM
She choses cyclops in the end...she marrys cyclops...doesnt that suggest something?

it suggests that she's a cheating whore.

http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

This guy wins because he'll beat some sense into her.

Amanda
04-04-2005, 07:00 PM
man, im not suggesting otherwise...like i said wolverine kicks ass. I was just defending my pic...lol we shud prob get back to the original purpose of this thread...

sKratch
04-04-2005, 07:06 PM
/relentless defense of wolverine

I don't feel like taking a screenshot out of this video. But this guy beats the pimp.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv

Jebus
04-04-2005, 07:19 PM
Cyclops gets the girl in the Marvel Universe but Wolverine gets Jean in the Almagam Universe.

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 07:23 PM
http://www.totaldvd.net/features/profiles/images/200308BruceLee.jpg
Bruce Lee would kick that Pimp Killer's ass anyday.

Isolated Fury
04-04-2005, 07:30 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/fig5_02.jpg

Cerebral edema killed Bruce Lee.

nieh
04-04-2005, 07:34 PM
/relentless defense of wolverine

I don't feel like taking a screenshot out of this video. But this guy beats the pimp.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kickbreak.mpeg

This is better...by a lot

Isolated Fury
04-04-2005, 07:52 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kickbreak.mpeg

This is better...by a lot

I'm guessing you just didn't feel like defeating the cerebral edema?

sKratch
04-04-2005, 07:53 PM
holy shit owned
(response to nieh and fury)

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 07:55 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/fig5_02.jpg

Cerebral edema killed Bruce Lee.

http://www.jenkinsslate.com/images/products/GT-steel-hammer2.jpg

Hammer squashes brain.

nieh
04-04-2005, 07:57 PM
I'm guessing you just didn't feel like defeating the cerebral edema?

I couldn't find a picture of a mad cow disease prion...

Isolated Fury
04-04-2005, 07:59 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/arm.gif

The human arm is the driving force of the hammer. Without it, the hammer is useless.


holy shit owned
(response to nieh and fury)

If that cheer is directed towards me, thank you. :)

nieh
04-04-2005, 08:00 PM
http://www.jadetower.org/muses/wlsimages/gravity-newton.jpg

gravity can make the hammer fall on something without the help of someone's arm

Isolated Fury
04-04-2005, 08:03 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/emag.jpg

Electromagnetic force is greatly stronger than gravity.

I'm done for tonight. Farewell...

nieh
04-04-2005, 08:04 PM
WRONG!

http://www.forshang.org/002universe/Bhole1.jpg

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:06 PM
:rolleyes: http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/palgraphics/god.gif

God can control the black hole... :rolleyes:

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:07 PM
Yeah but in space its a different story...
http://radawana.cg.tuwien.ac.at/~jwf/images/emuearth.jpg

You were late; delete your post.

neocon58
04-04-2005, 08:13 PM
If you chose to converse with another player. You can still do so, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STILL POST A PICTURE AND AN EXPLANATION TO KEEP THE ORIGINAL POINT OF THE THREAD GOING.

boo yah nigga

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:14 PM
http://gungallery.euweb.cz/Pict/Al's%20experimantal%20submachine%20gun%20Model%201 977%209%20mm%20Luger.jpg

god packing heat can, though.

Amanda
04-04-2005, 08:25 PM
Oooooh God with a nuclear bomb wud kick even more ass!!!
http://www.ul.ie/tap/StudentWebProjects/Evan%20Kilroy/war-tech-nuclear-bomb-200.jpg

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:27 PM
http://www.ibdhost.com/demo/gallery/albums/bugs/cockroach.jpg

It can't stop this family, though.

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 08:29 PM
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/encyclopaedia/hutchinson/images/4889n038.jpg

Pesticide can.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:31 PM
http://www.geocities.com/efdavao/bago/ee1.jpg

But people can stop anything :rolleyes:

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 08:31 PM
http://ff.console.net/assets/global/ff_logo.gif

Fear Factor will change their minds.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:33 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/poweroutage/gfx/toronto_skyline_sampson.jpg

Unless they can't watch it.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:35 PM
you're late.

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 08:38 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/poweroutage/gfx/toronto_skyline_sampson.jpg

Unless they can't watch it.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002HC2SE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

that's why god created the generator.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:40 PM
http://www.serienoldies.de/images/garfield_john.jpg

He can mess up anything technical.

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 08:40 PM
http://www.joelcomm.com/archives/bruce.jpg

Bruce Almighty fixes it.

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 08:42 PM
http://www.impactpress.com/articles/febmar01/welfare.jpg

Not if good ol' Uncle Sam repo's everything he owns, and then sends him to the slammer when he still can't pay up.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 08:43 PM
I'm done; g'night, all.

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 08:46 PM
Good night, dirtybird! :D

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 08:52 PM
http://barzilai.org/cr/houdini/houdini.jpg

Houdini magically gets everything back and makes Uncle Sam disappear.

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 08:53 PM
http://www.bigboysports.de/katalog/beachcruiser/Bullet.jpg

Two to the head, and Houdini's dead.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 09:32 PM
http://www.pinnaclepeaktrading.com/PCG15-1901001%20wine%20cork%20with%20grapes%20pewter.jpg

Corks are amazing...

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 09:34 PM
http://www.transfieldworley.co.nz/twnzinternet/mainfiles/projects/craggy_range/photo_wine_bottles.jpg

Not if they're stuck in a bottle of wine!

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 09:35 PM
http://www.mi-brew.com/breweries/S/stroh/mi-109d/strohs-flat-corkscrew.jpg

They can be freed, though!

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 09:36 PM
http://www.esd.ornl.gov/ern/embyr/fire-crop.gif

Fire burns cork screws!

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 09:38 PM
http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/explosion.jpg
Whoops, there goes the corkscrew...

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 09:39 PM
http://www.adoughables.com/fireman.jpg

Fireman Bob to the rescue!

turb0negr0
04-04-2005, 09:41 PM
http://www.iaca.it/drought-siccita.jpg

Uh-oh! It's a drought, that means there's no water.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 09:43 PM
http://www.cpsu.org.au/news/files/watering%20can.JPG

The magical watering can of Ryshak'enatanang will restore the land!

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 09:49 PM
http://www.boardom.com/surf/HotPics/triple%20crown/Kelly%20Slater%204.jpg

Kelly Slater beats the watering can.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 09:51 PM
http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/Painful/wipeout%20zach%20.JPG

!

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 09:59 PM
http://aimeemajor.com/images/photos/comiccon2003/spongebob.jpg

Spongebob absorbs the water.

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 10:01 PM
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/sun.jpg

Then gets dried up.

SkunkIt
04-04-2005, 10:17 PM
http://www.theoffspring.com/images/random/4.jpg

Noodles cools down the sun!

dirtybird
04-04-2005, 10:19 PM
http://www.ci.westminster.co.us/images/toilet.gif

Uh oh, the lid was down!

Mannen som blev en gris
04-05-2005, 07:30 AM
He discovers it and tries again. This time he buys a userfriendly one.

http://scfie.fie.umich.mx/~juan/Chistes/toilet.jpeg

foxy
04-05-2005, 10:10 AM
my bomb blows up your instructions ( i love this bomb )

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

Faust
04-05-2005, 11:05 AM
http://www.magazinusa.com/images2/originale/MurphysLaw.gif
well, it speaks for itself.
there`ll be some malfunction in your bomb and it won`t go off hahahahaha :D

metallica
04-05-2005, 11:22 AM
http://oldwww.internet2.edu/apps/assets/images/runaway-universe.jpg universe is never ending therefore can never be destroyed.

RXP
04-05-2005, 11:39 AM
Who told you that is the universe? who told you the universe is never ending?

Mannen som blev en gris
04-05-2005, 12:05 PM
I did.

http://darknebula.org/phpupload/files/Brick%20Wall.jpg
Not even the universe can go pass this wall.

(try google "brick wall", you'll be suprised how many unnesicery images there is....)

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 03:39 PM
http://www.coe.uh.edu/archive/science/science_lessons/scienceles1/PULLEYSM.JPG

But this can.

Isolated Fury
04-05-2005, 03:42 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/Construction20Worker.jpg

And with no stereotypical sexy construstion worker to operate it, how will the crane do any damage?

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 03:47 PM
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Space%20Page/268-922.jpg

Robots can drive anything.

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 03:49 PM
http://www.artforgod.ca/images/Paintings%20fk/rain%20of%20the%20spirit.jpg
What about in the rain!?

Isolated Fury
04-05-2005, 03:53 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/umbrella.jpg

Hello?

nieh
04-05-2005, 04:16 PM
http://www.anr.state.vt.us/dec/waterq/bass/images/bs_acidrainposter.jpg
Umbrellas won't help in ACID RAIN

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 04:36 PM
http://safe.spsp.net/antiques/images/items/Miscellaneous/mis015.jpg


But this might...be a little drastic.

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 05:03 PM
http://www.bonnieslimoges.com/dogs/chihuahua.jpg

What if evil Chihuahua's with a disease bite those in the Shelter?

nieh
04-05-2005, 05:12 PM
http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/sep/09-24-98/photos/zorro.gif

zorro kills said chihuahua

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 05:16 PM
http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate.jpg

Zorro could never beat a savage Pirate though.

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 05:55 PM
http://home.student.uu.se/toda9439/Folk/img/05%20-%20Jag%20kladde%20ut%20mig%20till%20ninja.jpg
But a ninja could kick a pirate's ass!

Original Psycho
04-05-2005, 06:04 PM
http://wwwbrr.cr.usgs.gov/Arsenic/images/as1.jpg

Ninjas get killed by Arsenic :cool:

nieh
04-05-2005, 06:06 PM
[img]http://wwwbrr.cr.usgs.gov/Arsenic/images/as1.jpg[img]

Ninjas get killed by Arsenic :cool:

ninjas only get killed by the arsenic if they LET themselves get killed by the arsenic...plus you posted it wrong.

SkunkIt
04-05-2005, 07:05 PM
http://images.allposters.com/images/153/2817_FOP.jpg

Cosmo and Wanda can't breathe because they're mystical creatures, therefore they would survive the arsenic.

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 08:22 PM
http://www.mdmerlin.net/images/wizard.gif

I'm sure he^ could take care of your faries.

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 08:24 PM
http://tinypic.com/2lnuir

But he couldn't take out my new shoes!

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 08:27 PM
But these can.
http://www.brekanarts.com/Slideshow/images/Converse.jpg

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 08:31 PM
http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1231_vivienne_westwood/images/cs_images/cs_photo12.jpg

Ha! Your puny shoes are no match for these bad boys...er girls!

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 08:38 PM
Ah, you have made a mistake.
http://www.all-wall.com/acatalog/dura-stilts-fixed_sm.jpg
Yes, I think stilts count as shoes

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 08:41 PM
http://www.brooklandsales.com/products/media/hacksaw.jpg

looks like Mr. Hacksaw had his way with those shoes.

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 08:45 PM
Unless,
http://www.jsf.co.kr/product/frp02.gif
Your stimpy saw is MELTED!!!

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 08:47 PM
Not if the workers are on strike...



http://depts.washington.edu/pcls/images/Strike-saveourjobsbg.jpg

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 08:56 PM
Foreign workers to the rescue!
http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/latinos/illegal-aliens-deportation-1.jpg

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 08:58 PM
Not if these guys are on board!


http://www.culturevulture.net/Books2/al-qaeda2.jpg

Fly White Guy
04-05-2005, 09:09 PM
Not if one man can help.
http://www.d98.cook.k12.il.us/web/images/President%20Bush%20Speech.jpg

----------------------
http://www.empereur.com/3Dpictures/Bush/bush_dude.jpg

http://www.accessnoaa.noaa.gov/images/gulfpic.jpg

Or not.

SkunkIt
04-05-2005, 09:24 PM
http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/biafra%2030001.jpg

Jello Biafra to the rescue!

dirtybird
04-06-2005, 03:12 AM
http://www.stonewallcolumbus.org/images/take_action/stop_anti_gay_legislation_large.gif

He's banned.

Fly White Guy
04-06-2005, 06:00 AM
Uh oh..................
http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2004/mar/gaymarriage/protest.jpg

sKratch
04-06-2005, 07:00 AM
Keep posting mushroom explosions. It's not getting old.

RXP
04-06-2005, 07:50 AM
Keep posting mushroom explosions. It's not getting old.

http://physica.gsnu.ac.kr/physedu/nuclear/bomb/hbombcl.jpg

wheelchairman
04-06-2005, 08:00 AM
http://www.restoringamerica.org/images/old-man.jpg
For posting that, Dush is now an old Indian man with no muscles.

Fly White Guy
04-06-2005, 03:38 PM
Not for long.......
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/01/29/bowflex.recall.ap/story.vert.bowflex.jpg

RXP
04-06-2005, 03:41 PM
That's a fucking shit bench. Cables are not needed. Just need a freeweight bench.

http://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/store/product_info/weights_n_benches/york/4360.jpg

Amanda
04-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Or u can save urself the trouble...
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/031114135218_steroids.jpg

RXP
04-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Duh, you have to work out with 'roids. They don't work otherwise.

Amanda
04-06-2005, 03:51 PM
Yeah but they sure save a shitload a time...Post a pic with ur comments...

nieh
04-06-2005, 03:53 PM
but your pic didn't trump his, which means his is still the last one.

Homer
04-06-2005, 04:00 PM
http://www.latin-amerikagruppene.no/files/images/545-Big_Mac_hamburger_141097c.jpg

Fly White Guy
04-06-2005, 04:05 PM
Or instead.
http://www.rainbowpizza.com/greek%20salad%20half%202.jpg

RXP
04-06-2005, 04:10 PM
Digusting black man even defeats Jack Bauer

http://www.mostmuscular.com/2003-events/2003-ironman-pro/named/700-Flex_Wheeler_23.jpg

Amanda
04-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Posted by neocon58
What picture beats another picture is completely opinionated.. and by that, it's in your opinion.
Least thats what i understood...

Homer
04-06-2005, 04:20 PM
http://www.freep.com/art/2000/mar/03/handgun.jpg

JoY
04-06-2005, 04:30 PM
Digusting black man even defeats Jack Bauer

http://www.mostmuscular.com/2003-events/2003-ironman-pro/named/700-Flex_Wheeler_23.jpg
when it comes to disgustingness?
I'm not really sure.

turb0negr0
04-06-2005, 05:47 PM
http://www.barrettrifles.com/images/front_rifles.jpg

that pistol? puhh-lease! try a 50 cal. on for size...

Homer
04-06-2005, 06:20 PM
hehehehe....

http://www.kastar.com/product_pages/images/Kastar_Crescent-Wrench.jpg

turb0negr0
04-06-2005, 08:44 PM
http://helix.chem.bg.ac.yu/hf/zasto/semtex.jpg

plastic explosives could blow away your little tools.

Fly White Guy
04-06-2005, 09:38 PM
But this could blow away your plastic explosives.
http://www.wps.com/about-WPS/personal/black-hole/images/ed-with-bombs.jpg

SkunkIt
07-03-2005, 10:07 PM
Volcano lava could melt the metal explosives.


http://img.infoplease.com/images/volcanofire.jpg