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Gone_AwayUK
04-05-2005, 09:47 AM
There's this guy I know and he's an absoloute cock. So far this month he has: slagged off my guitar and my ability, turned all my friends against me, asked out my best friends 'fancy piece', and were only five days into April.

He's not a bully or anything, but he's a control freak, hypocrit, show off, liar and a complete pervert and I feel like I want to do something really bad to hurt him- but I don't want to "psyically" hurt him. I know this sounds like i'm a bully but i'm anything but one. Being serious BTW- is there anything you can do to help me???

Thanks

GAUK

wliethof
04-05-2005, 09:50 AM
turned all my friends against me,

obviously, if it only took a couple of days for him to do that, they weren't worth bothering about in the first place.

(This wasn't wliethof, but Vicky on his name)

Endymion
04-05-2005, 09:51 AM
i say pack some heat. next time he tries any shit BANG, pull that trigger.

Noodles is gay
04-05-2005, 09:52 AM
Steal his mobile phone and sell it - i hear that people can get mighty attached to those. :cool:

foxy
04-05-2005, 09:58 AM
you have three options

1. burn him
2. what endy said
3. kick this arse so bad his parents feel it to

wliethof
04-05-2005, 09:59 AM
sign him up for FREE PR0N NESWLETTERS@!

JoY
04-05-2005, 01:26 PM
order pizzas under his name.
hand his phone number & e-mailaddress to random persons, or write them on toiletwalls in homobars.
or you could also just hold your head high & let the dude be.

wheelchairman
04-05-2005, 01:35 PM
The first thing you should do is think:

'Wait a second...this is Offspring BBS material! Now where's my goth poetry?'

ninth
04-05-2005, 01:51 PM
The most obvious answer is you should terminate your own existence.

Sinister
04-05-2005, 01:55 PM
find a way to squirt "bengay" in his underwear. induces excruciating pain but no damage !

Περικλες
04-05-2005, 03:57 PM
kick him in the nads. :D :D

turb0negr0
04-05-2005, 04:29 PM
Here's what you do. You round up a few friends, enough to control him. You drag him into the toilets while everyones walking to their next class. Your friends twist his arms behind his back and keep him in submission. You take off his pants and underwear, and liberally coat his cock and balls with peanut butter. Your pull his pants and underwear up, and escort him to his next lesson. You threaten him with a severe physical beating if he tells on you.

45 minutes of peanut-butter-ball-itch is supposed to be real torture.


That's genius!

Camilamazed
04-05-2005, 04:38 PM
Show him you love him........ the Pope would do that and also forgive him :D

Love is always the best way hehehehe

iflogmymolly
04-05-2005, 04:51 PM
There's this guy I know and he's an absoloute cock. So far this month he has: slagged off my guitar and my ability, turned all my friends against me, asked out my best friends 'fancy piece', and were only five days into April.

He's not a bully or anything, but he's a control freak, hypocrit, show off, liar and a complete pervert and I feel like I want to do something really bad to hurt him- but I don't want to "psyically" hurt him. I know this sounds like i'm a bully but i'm anything but one. Being serious BTW- is there anything you can do to help me???

Thanks

GAUK

I say jack this guy in the face!!! :mad:

nieh
04-05-2005, 05:08 PM
find out who he cares about more than anyone else in the world, and mail him a severed human finger from that person's return address (even if it's not actually that person's finger)