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Renegade6
04-05-2005, 11:18 PM
A man who rapes cereal. Why should we allow this to happen? What happened to good old pie humping?

UgLy_eLf
04-05-2005, 11:59 PM
So that wasnt free milk in my box.....

Chanz
04-06-2005, 02:26 AM
^ haha nice, u enjoy it lol

Mentally_Challenged
04-07-2005, 04:02 PM
:eek: My poor Kellogs Crunchy Nut. I'll never see them in the same light again. Or maybe even never eat them. Thinking about what Ugly Elf said, I could pick up all sorts of STI's or STD's just from an innocent box of Kellogs. Then again, that comment could be taken the wrong way...

Then again again [??], it was 'a MAN who rapes cereal'....and i'm female. Not quite a woman...I don't think 13 year old's class as women...

Pah.

notoriousdoc
04-08-2005, 05:35 AM
:eek: My poor Kellogs Crunchy Nut. I'll never see them in the same light again. Or maybe even never eat them. Thinking about what Ugly Elf said, I could pick up all sorts of STI's or STD's just from an innocent box of Kellogs. Then again, that comment could be taken the wrong way...

Then again again [??], it was 'a MAN who rapes cereal'....and i'm female. Not quite a woman...I don't think 13 year old's class as women...

Pah.

i suppo... nah. anyway would he be a paedo if he raped winnie the pooh cereal? :confused:

Vera
04-08-2005, 07:05 AM
The easiest cereal to rape is probably wheetos. I mean, WTF, the whole imitating-a-cockring business is just ASKING for IT.

Slutty little shits.

suicide_samurai
04-08-2005, 08:53 PM
Man, have you ever seen Lucky Charms? Those things just scream "fuck me".

dirtybird
04-08-2005, 10:34 PM
Think how small your penis would have to be for cheerios to work...

Amanda
04-08-2005, 11:05 PM
Lmao! Wow, that wud have to be some seriously miniscule c*&k!

dirtybird
04-08-2005, 11:35 PM
I'm having a hard time with tires... I don't think cheerios would work. :rolleyes:

sebaspunk
04-08-2005, 11:38 PM
you just make me picture my penis fuckin a cereal
shit!!!!!!!