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Mota Boy
04-06-2005, 10:28 AM
At my job yesterday, I ran into a guy named Yehuda B. Silverwolf.


I really, really hope that the B stands for "Bob".

Hysteria
04-07-2005, 05:45 AM
Never in a million years monkey boy.

Mota Boy
04-07-2005, 06:46 AM
Who the fuck are you?

Inshane
04-07-2005, 07:40 AM
silverwolf is the coolest last name. I came across this guy named : Ser (dont know his last name)

wish I had that name, ser. hmm.

JoY
04-07-2005, 08:10 AM
that's an awesome name.
in my boyfriend's fraternity, they all call each other by their last name. my boyfriend has a real fucking unfriendly lastname for that. "van Hövell tot Westervlier en Wezeveld". ack.

Hysteria
04-07-2005, 08:44 AM
That is a nasty name.

JoY
04-07-2005, 09:10 AM
what? Yehuda B. Silverwolf, or my boyfriend's last name?

Sunny
04-07-2005, 09:20 AM
that's an awesome name.
in my boyfriend's fraternity, they all call each other by their last name. my boyfriend has a real fucking unfriendly lastname for that. "van Hövell tot Westervlier en Wezeveld". ack.


god damn that is some last name! i thought mine was long!

my boyfriend's last name ends with "II". I don't think I'll ever stop making fun of him for it.

JoY
04-07-2005, 09:50 AM
god damn that is some last name! i thought mine was long!

my boyfriend's last name ends with "II". I don't think I'll ever stop making fun of him for it.
haha, that's pissing brilliant. 'The Second'. hehehe. sounds goddam classy.

everytime someone hears my boyfriend's last name, they give him that look, like "I'm SO not going to remember that..". I always tease him by telling them, "but oh, it's easy. from Here to Tokyo and Further."
("van..tot" means "from..to" & "en" means "and", but I guess you figured that out.)

Inshane
04-07-2005, 09:59 AM
I thought my last name was hard : Goedegebure.

your bf beats mine, by far.

Sunny
04-07-2005, 10:10 AM
haha, that's pissing brilliant. 'The Second'. hehehe. sounds goddam classy.

everytime someone hears my boyfriend's last name, they give him that look, like "I'm SO not going to remember that..". I always tease him by telling them, "but oh, it's easy. from Here to Tokyo and Further."
("van..tot" means "from..to" & "en" means "and", but I guess you figured that out.)

lmao.. that's hilarious.

yeah, he's the classy type.. *attempts to keep a serious face*

*fails*

*cracks up*

it sounds especially silly cuz his first name is Charlie.. no not Charles.. Charlie... so it's really funny combined with the "II".
flkgjdfslg

Endymion
04-07-2005, 10:24 AM
b = bubbles.

Nina
04-07-2005, 11:21 AM
my boyfriend knew a person called Enis Oral.
fucking hell.

wheelchairman
04-07-2005, 12:28 PM
Before I tell the rest of this, we need a short lesson in Danish phonetics. When pronouncing 'ch' in words, it sounds like the English 'k' or 'ck'.

So I have a friend who's grandparents' names are,
Bent Koch
and
Kist Koch.
They have a terrible time in airports.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:04 PM
I am Yehuda B. Silverwolf. I found this thread by googling my own name.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:15 PM
This is seriously so awesome. hahaha.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:16 PM
So, what's the B stand for?

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:16 PM
I am Yehuda B. Silverwolf. I found this thread by googling my own name.

Hahaha. Even your Yahoo thing is with that name.

coke_a_holic
01-10-2007, 05:26 PM
I am Yehuda B. Silverwolf. I found this thread by googling my own name.

No you're not.

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:27 PM
His profile pic is of him, so if Mota Boy recognizes him then it's him.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:28 PM
It could be him. Mota Boy said a little while ago that the guy contacted him through email and said he googled his own name and found this thread.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:30 PM
It's me. The B is for BenAvraham. Yehuda BenAvraham means Judah son of Abraham in Hebrew.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:33 PM
And Yehuda, do you by any chance like The Offspring? Since you're now a member of the boards :D

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:33 PM
Why would anyone question me? How else could someone have run across a thread so obscure? I hope you guys are joking.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:34 PM
Honestly, someone who already posts here could easily make a new account with your name and pretend to be him.

Rag Doll
01-10-2007, 05:34 PM
It was awesome when he had only emailed Mota Boy...but now he's posting here. Super awesome.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:35 PM
PS: I think Sparkle Lee totally beats out this guy's name.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:35 PM
I do like them, but I'm not passionate about their music. I'm a punk fan though, and they can't be ignored for their work in that genre.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:37 PM
Yehuda, if you're gonna stick around for long then just ignore ZagmenO and Lodat.

Also I think it's too far fetched for someone pretending, has no one else ever googled their name? I know there's a solvent abuse counceller who shares mine!

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:37 PM
Honestly, someone who already posts here could easily make a new account with your name and pretend to be him.

Yeah, but not about an insignificant, unimportant, many months old thread.

Edit: Yeah, he's real.

Double Edit: So Mota Boy lives in Alabama?

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:39 PM
ilovelamas, you're an annoyance, and I don't put up with crap. If any of you who are not this person would care to, feel free to message me privately through this forum. I didn't expect my first experience here to be so lame.

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:41 PM
Yeah, the people here are picky, like to cross-examine, and just plain assholes, and want to show others how smart and cool they are. Except for me.

No offense, but this forum might not be for you.

This forum isn't for you either.

Rag Doll
01-10-2007, 05:42 PM
so. back on topic.

Yehuda, have you come across any interesting names in your time?

There's a woman that shops in the store I work in named "Bunny Babbit". yup.

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:43 PM
I know a kid from my school names Join Choi-wong.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:44 PM
My friend's doctor's surname is Acular (ie Dr Acular).

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:46 PM
With a name like mine, you would think I would pay attention to peculiar names, but I really don't recall any.

WebDudette
01-10-2007, 05:46 PM
I agree. Llamas is a total bitch! Also, people can get reeeeaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyy uptight about people spamming. Maybe you're not, idunno. I for one don't hate people just 'cuz of their posts. A lot of people do and it really annoys me! Well, welcome to the boards and good luck in here! ;)

Oh yeah, I don't hate people because of there posts, except ilovellamas shes a bitch. Damn, you are stupid ZagmenO. Yehuda, I think she believes it's you, as do I. But it is very possible that someone just seen Mota Boy talking about it the other day and made an account with the name.

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:49 PM
That made me laugh for some reason.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:50 PM
Oh yeah, I don't hate people because of there posts, except ilovellamas shes a bitch. Damn, you are stupid ZagmenO. Yehuda, I think she believes it's you, as do I. But it is very possible that someone just seen Mota Boy talking about it the other day and made an account with the name.

You took the words right out of my mouth, Cody. Especially the stuff regarding Zagmen. I believe it's actually Yehuda... I was explaining the only reason someone might not believe he's real (coke-a-holic didn't).

nieh
01-10-2007, 05:51 PM
I'm sorry, but the best name ever is actually Gaylord Flaming. Yes, that's a real person.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:52 PM
Well, let's see. You can find me on myspace as Yehuda138, on radiosatan666.com asYehuda138 and everyone knows me there, my e-mail is ysilverwolf@yahoo, ...oh, and there's my driver's license. It say's Yerhuda BenAvraham Silverwolf. Do your homework oh ye of little faith. I'm who I say I am.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:53 PM
That is good, too. My favorites are still Sparkle Lee, Gay Clap, and Phouck (dunno his last name, and it's unimportant). I also came across Crystal Tiger, which I thought was pretty sweet.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:53 PM
I almost forgot, there was a guy at my school called D. J. Coolbear!

Gaylord is quite possibly the most unfortunate first name, someone please smack the parents.

Rag Doll
01-10-2007, 05:53 PM
I'm sorry, but the best name ever is actually Gaylord Flaming. Yes, that's a real person.

yes, i agree. Gaylord Flaming ftw.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:53 PM
Well, let's see. You can find me on myspace as Yehuda138, on radiosatan666.com asYehuda138 and everyone knows me there, my e-mail is ysilverwolf@yahoo, ...oh, and there's my driver's license. It say's Yerhuda BenAvraham Silverwolf. Do your homework oh ye of little faith. I'm who I say I am.

I'm failing to understand why you are pushing so bad that it's really you... it seems that everyone believes you.

WebDudette
01-10-2007, 05:54 PM
ZagmenO she doesn't have to make your posts 'seem' stupid. Also, I'm fairly notice the lack of capitals and exclamation points in my posts?

Yehuda, everyone but coke_a_holic thinks you are who you say you are. Who are you arguing with?

Lodat225
01-10-2007, 05:55 PM
I'm failing to understand why you are pushing so bad that it's really you... it seems that everyone believes you.

Not coke-a-holic, as you clearly stated.

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:56 PM
I only hate llamas 'cuz she has to call out every post I make and make it seem stupid! Also, You need to cool your jets, man. Take a chill pill. Or in this case........a chill pilZ-E!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The point is that you said you don't hate anyone, and then you said I'm a bitch and then went on to say you hate me. So, you don't hate anyone, but you hate me? That is completely contradictory.

Also, you need to cool your jets. Calm down with the capital letters and exclamation marks. Take some sedatives.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 05:57 PM
I didn't get the Sparkle Lee one at first (it's late here), but now I've realised that is such a cool name!

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 05:58 PM
Ilovellamas, it seemed that not everyone believed me. Perhaps I'm mistaken so I'll give it a rest.

Harnum
01-10-2007, 05:59 PM
ilovellamas, share the love with things that are not llamas.


OOH BURN! *cough* Fag *cough*

Llamas
01-10-2007, 05:59 PM
I didn't get the Sparkle Lee one at first (it's late here), but now I've realised that is such a cool name!

haha, when I saw the name... I just saw Sparkle, and I told all my coworkers that I got to call a girl named Sparkle. Then someone looked at my sheet to make sure I wasn't lying, and saw the last name. Soon, the entire workplace was laughing... and I had to call, convinced it was a fake name that someone put just to mess with us. Turned out she was actually interested in the school, haha. Too bad she didn't apply... cause I really wanted to say that Sparkle Lee went to school with me. :P

Llamas
01-10-2007, 06:01 PM
Ilovellamas, it seemed that not everyone believed me. Perhaps I'm mistaken so I'll give it a rest.

It's cool. It was just Coke, but he didn't realize the circumstances.

nieh
01-10-2007, 06:04 PM
I've also run across Suk Young Hwang, John and Laura Hadcock and about 50 thousand other ones I used to keep track of but lost.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 06:04 PM
My mate's first name is Richard and middle name is Edward, so his nickname would come out as Dick Ed, some parents really don't think when naming their child!

WebDudette
01-10-2007, 06:05 PM
What if I hate you because your a fucking idiot who spams the chat room?

Yehuda, I think there was just a small misunderstanding, it's cool.

The only unique name I can remember right now is Kuniyasu Fukuda, and it's probably only unique to me because I'm white. I also have a teacher named Adam Willard. I know some that are actually funny, I just can't think of them at the moment.

Edit: A kid in my math class is named Silver Primer or something close to that.

Harnum
01-10-2007, 06:06 PM
My sister worked with a dude named Dorkus. It's one of those funny/lame names. But like Bazza said, sometimes parents don't think that hard about their children's name.

Harnum
01-10-2007, 06:08 PM
JohhnyNemises.
So, how many more times will you spell it wrong?

WebDudette
01-10-2007, 06:08 PM
Ben Dover. Alotta Vagina. JohhnyNemises.

Do you just try to spell JohnnyNemesis wrong? It really isn't that hard.

Linda
01-10-2007, 06:10 PM
My sister worked with a dude named Dorkus. It's one of those funny/lame names. But like Bazza said, parents REALLY don't think before naming their children.

Or do they?

Harnum
01-10-2007, 06:10 PM
Messes "E" up with "I" He's just a retard.

EDIT: To Linda - In most cases... Let me re-word that.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 06:11 PM
It's cool guy's. I think I just got pissed for being labeled a spammer. I hate those types too. I'm wracking my brain trying to think of odd names but am drawing a blank.

Bazza
01-10-2007, 06:14 PM
Another one of my friends has the unfortunate initials of STI (another prime example of non-thinking parents).

Harnum
01-10-2007, 06:15 PM
STI! HAH! That's great!

WebDudette
01-10-2007, 06:15 PM
Oh, I had an English teacher named Patricia M. Satangelo.

Harnum
01-10-2007, 06:18 PM
PMS. Heh, also great! I don't know of any other people with a funny name. *scratches head*

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 06:22 PM
I'm outta here people. Girlfriend will be home shortly. Time for sweet love!!

coke_a_holic
01-10-2007, 06:24 PM
It's cool. It was just Coke, but he didn't realize the circumstances.

Yeah, it seemed pretty much fake when he just showed up and was like "yeah, I'm the guy," but the continued posting gives more substance to it. Glad to have you here, Yehuda.

Also, you guys are forgetting Hugh Jass, which I thought was the fucking funniest name ever when I was 12. Ah, to be young again...

wheelchairman
01-10-2007, 06:26 PM
Well that was stereotypical.

I once delivered mail to a person named Lone Wulff. Which actually is a very typical Danish name.

Yehuda, is Silverwolf a given name?

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 06:33 PM
I married a rabbi's daughter and converted to Judaism when I was like 20 or 21. You don't have to change your name when you convert, but some do and I did. My wife and I both loved the surname Silverwolf which could be Native American but is actually Scandinavian. The only other Silverwolf I know is Swedish. So, it's chosen. Sorry if that dissappoints anyone.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 06:40 PM
But. I really have to go. You guy's take care and I'll drop in again.

Linda
01-10-2007, 06:44 PM
But. I really have to go. You guy's take care and I'll drop in again.

You have a girlfriend AND a wife?

Llamas
01-10-2007, 06:47 PM
Oh, also I came across a Jack Knauf, and a Craig Nipple.

JohnnyNemesis
01-10-2007, 07:01 PM
I knew a girl named Stacy Pancake. She wins the cuteness round.

_Kristen_
01-10-2007, 07:03 PM
i dont get the sparkle lee one. :(

im so dumb.

JohnnyNemesis
01-10-2007, 07:05 PM
Yes. Yes you are.

_Kristen_
01-10-2007, 07:09 PM
isnt it sparkly??? then i dont know why its so funny.

0r4ng3
01-10-2007, 07:30 PM
Yeah, it's supposed to be "sparkly". Or however it's spelled.

Yahuda, what was your name before you changed it?

Oh, and JohnnyNemesis, I could've sworn that I've used that avatar before. Then again, I change it like once every few days, so it's probably just coincidence.

JohnnyNemesis
01-10-2007, 07:31 PM
You did use it before, I remember.

I was all biding my time evil professor style and shit until you dropped it.

Apathy
01-10-2007, 08:01 PM
I used to have a neighbor named Mike Hunt.

Needless to say, I didn't even realize until I was much older, and by then I had moved. But it was funny.

XYlophonetreeZ
01-10-2007, 08:22 PM
Ilovellamas, it seemed that not everyone believed me. Perhaps I'm mistaken so I'll give it a rest.
Only ZagmenO didn't believe you, and he doesn't count.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm back.
No Linda, just a girlfriend. I've been divorced for six years.
And or4ng3, wouldn't you like to know!! This deserves a quick lesson in Jewish mysticism. Judaism teaches that there is no such thing as a convert. You either are or aren't Jewish. So in mystical thought, suppose a descendent of Hitler were to convert to Judaism. He would take the name BenAvraham, son of Abraham, the father of all Jew's. Abraham would be his spiritual father and after the conversion, he would no longer mention he was a convert. He is now just a Jew, even though in reality, his ancestor was Hitler. So, according to Jewish mysticism and ideology, I never had a name other than Yehuda BenAvraham. I only share this with you because I am a stickler for honesty.

Yehuda138
01-10-2007, 08:43 PM
Oh, before someone asks, she didn't come over tonight. I didn't and won't be making sweet love tonight. Not with a person anyway!

HornyPope
01-10-2007, 09:02 PM
I am Yehuda B. Silverwolf. I found this thread by googling my own name.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Paint_It_Black
01-10-2007, 09:04 PM
Weirdest name of a person I knew was Justin Fujibayashi. Sadly he died recently in a car accident in his early 20's.

On the plus side, that means he wins not only as "weirdest name I knew" but also "most tragically young death leaving behind a wife and kid".

Lizardus
01-10-2007, 09:41 PM
I once met a girl called Jardin del sol (Garden of the sun).
And one of my friend's name is Shegel.

Mota Boy
01-10-2007, 10:04 PM
But it is very possible that someone just seen Mota Boy talking about it the other day and made an account with the name.He didn't e-mail me; he created the account and PM'd me. I have no doubt that he's legitimate.

And Lodat, I live in Tennessee. However, for a brief period of time due some wacky circumstances, I lived and worked in Alabama.

I'm pretty sure that the Thai language was founded as a practical joke. The overwhelming majority of Thais I know have funny names, or names that can easily be turned dirty. A good friend of mine is Saraporn. Perfectly normal name, Sara. They just had to add "porn" onto the end. Her last name looks like it could be pronounced "try call Sara and suck". For the love of God, their capital city is called "Bangkok".

HornyPope
01-10-2007, 10:32 PM
I admit my second reaction (first came the laugh) was to suspect you. It's pretty fucking funny either way, though.

http://i3.tinypic.com/2s6q61z.jpg

Sunny
01-11-2007, 04:55 AM
this is amazing.

anyway, i know a guy whose name looks normal written.. but when pronounced, it basically sounds like "gay-ass bimbo"... and a guy whose name is "man kit".

also, i might be on crack, but i'm pretty sure i once came upon a guy named "min suk dong" or maybe it was "min suk wang"...either way. it RULED.

Apathy
01-11-2007, 04:58 AM
There was a famous racecar driver named Dick Trickle.

I wish he would post here :(

Bazza
01-11-2007, 04:59 AM
There was a famous racecar driver named Dick Trickle.
That's brilliant!!

There was also an indy driver called Spider Webb.

Llamas
01-11-2007, 05:00 AM
DAYSSS OF THUNDERRRR!!!i!

khaaaaan
01-11-2007, 05:00 AM
Being a telemarketer I come across a lot of names on a daily bases and here's a short list of the best ones:

Slavica Kapustic
Margit Homo
Songklod Tanggworachet
Henrik Saftig Voxen (this one's funny cause in danish it means Henrik Juicy Adult, talk about a pr0n name)
Sangsang Wang
Agnes Møgsæk (Møgsæk is Danish and roughly translates into Crapsack. LOL)

Also, I named my budgie after Henrik :P

Llamas
01-11-2007, 05:02 AM
I wish I had kept a running list of hilarious names I came across in telecounseling... only those like 5 I posted I remember. :(

I hate calling people with my name, though. I always feel retarded saying, "Hi, Brianna? My name is Brianna," One time, my coworker started cracking up because she thought I just screwed up the call and asked for myself...

Bazza
01-11-2007, 05:04 AM
I'm not sure if anyone's heard of Captain Pugwash? It was a kids cartoon about some boat (can't remember it exactly), but urban myth is that the following characters were in it:

Master Bates
Seaman Staines
Roger the Cabin Boy

DeAtHsTaR
01-11-2007, 07:15 AM
I used to go to school with a kid named Lloyd Seaman.

darea
01-11-2007, 07:32 AM
I used to know a girl called COCU (which is the name for people who have unfaithfull girl/boy friends.
also have a friend called BELLE , meaning beautiful but for a girl, so the guys in the family must feel a bit weird...

Zeall
01-11-2007, 08:22 AM
i once met a guy called Robin Mycock, i struggled so hard not to giggle in front of him, and i still get a cheap laugh to this day

darea
01-11-2007, 08:24 AM
my dad met a guy called "monsieur demoncul" which means "of my ass" dont know exactly how it was written though

randman21
01-11-2007, 08:32 AM
One of my friends in high school was named Jack Offenhauser. Poor baby.

JoY
01-11-2007, 08:36 AM
a while ago I had to sign someone's thingie for the fraternity/sorority & his name was P. Pannekoek. "Pannekoek" means "Pancake" in Dutch. so after rolling on the floor in hysterical fits laughter for a couple of minutes, I asked a friend who knows him; "so, anyway, what's his first name?" she replied; "Peter" & there I went again, rolling on the floor in even more hysterical fits of laughter.

T-6005
01-11-2007, 08:39 AM
First - Someone exists named Yehuda BenAvraham Silverwolf.
Second - He finds this thread and joins the boards.
Third - He types like a normal person and is entertaining.

I wish he would stay.

And I suppose I don't really laugh at people's names if they're dirty or self-insulting. All the shit Gayelord, my brother, went through from me and his classmates when I found out what it meant in English. For about 4 years I wouldn't drop it. Eventually I grew up slightly. But it took a long time.

JoY
01-11-2007, 08:45 AM
"Peter Pancake" isn't dirty, or self-insulting. it's having parents with a great sense of humour. he does too, by the way. he's a successful stand-up comedian.

DeAtHsTaR
01-11-2007, 08:51 AM
a while ago I had to sign someone's thingie for the fraternity/sorority & his name was P. Pannekoek. "Pannekoek" means "Pancake" in Dutch. so after rolling on the floor in hysterical fits laughter for a couple of minutes, I asked a friend who knows him; "so, anyway, what's his first name?" she replied; "Peter" & there I went again, rolling on the floor in even more hysterical fits of laughter.

HAHAHAHA! I just disturbed my whole class laughing at the thought of meeting a guy named Peter Pancake.

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2007, 08:55 AM
Third - He types like a normal person and is entertaining.

He's a nice guy and I'm glad he's here and all, but he's been boring as all fuck.

JoY
01-11-2007, 08:56 AM
just imagine what it'd be like to be called "Peter Pancake" & meet people for the first time;
"hello *shakes hands*, Peter Pancake, nice to meet you".

the thought of this still cracks me up. Google him & you find tons & tons of sites. he's created quite the name for himself, hahaha!

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2007, 08:59 AM
My friend Stacy Pancake was better :(

H1T_That
01-11-2007, 09:44 AM
when i used to work for the insurance company, there was a customer call Mr. Mervin J Murgatroyd. Which i found to be an awesome name.

killer_queen
01-11-2007, 11:52 AM
I used to have a friend who was names Oral. Seriously.

darea
01-11-2007, 12:11 PM
I saw a woman calling her little boy who was running about, so she was shouting "oussama, oussama"

Nineteen Seventy Nine
01-11-2007, 12:28 PM
My friend Stacy Pancake was better :(

I can agree, it sounds like a character from "Doug".
--
Miles, you really met a Mike Hunt? That's rare, but common at the same time.
--
I guess the funniest name I've ever encountered was a girl in my elementary school:

Mary Ariwana. Too bad it isn't perfect.

darea
01-11-2007, 12:42 PM
I know people called cake.... so its maybe as funny as pancake....

The_Lightning_Rod2991
01-11-2007, 12:43 PM
wow, and i thought my name was strange, compared to everything here, Alex Belcher seems really boring! (Lightning rod because of my favourite song, not my name)

Paint_It_Black
01-11-2007, 03:36 PM
Gayelord, my brother

Bahahahaha!

Your brother is a gaylord too? I guess maybe it really is genetic.

DeAtHsTaR
01-11-2007, 03:48 PM
I'm back.
No Linda, just a girlfriend. I've been divorced for six years.
And or4ng3, wouldn't you like to know!! This deserves a quick lesson in Jewish mysticism. Judaism teaches that there is no such thing as a convert. You either are or aren't Jewish. So in mystical thought, suppose a descendent of Hitler were to convert to Judaism. He would take the name BenAvraham, son of Abraham, the father of all Jew's. Abraham would be his spiritual father and after the conversion, he would no longer mention he was a convert. He is now just a Jew, even though in reality, his ancestor was Hitler. So, according to Jewish mysticism and ideology, I never had a name other than Yehuda BenAvraham. I only share this with you because I am a stickler for honesty.

Actually Hitler might have been a Quarter Jew.

Yehuda138
01-11-2007, 04:06 PM
Johnnynemesis, you're right, I am boreing, can't help it. I think it has something to do with maturity. Something you seem to lack.

Deathstar, the account of Hitler possibly having a Jewish grandmother is apocryphal and was mostly allied war propaganda. Still, it could be true. Who knows? You seem to know a bit about history.

Most of you have been very cool and I don't regret having stopped in. But, the bad apples here have ruined the experience and I just don't feel welcome. So, I'm taking the advice that this isn't a forum for me. No hard feelings anyone!!

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2007, 04:13 PM
Johnnynemesis, you're right, I am boreing, can't help it. I think it has something to do with maturity. Something you seem to lack.

You're right. Only mature people take that description straight to heart, and, in a display of logic clearly beyond my level of maturity, connect it to immaturity despite the fact that they clearly have nothing to do with each other.

Seriously, you're obviously intelligent (otherwise); don't be so incredibly sensitive and just have some fun. We could use people like you.

0r4ng3
01-11-2007, 04:19 PM
I think the reason that you think he's boring is because he's only been here for, like, a day. Shit, it took me several months to quit being excessively lame.

JohnnyNemesis
01-11-2007, 04:20 PM
Wait, you quit being excessively lame?

DeAtHsTaR
01-11-2007, 05:22 PM
Deathstar, the account of Hitler possibly having a Jewish grandmother is apocryphal and was mostly allied war propaganda. Still, it could be true. Who knows? You seem to know a bit about history.

Well, it's a fact that no one knows who his grandfather is, and his grandmother was inpregnated while serving in a Jewish household. So some historians believe that Hitler's grandfather may have been a Jew.

wheelchairman
01-11-2007, 09:08 PM
That's only speculation however. I think it's an extremely tenuous conclusion to draw about Hitler's ancestors.

Yehuda, do you smoke?

Speakeasy
01-11-2007, 09:44 PM
I like Jib.

darea
01-12-2007, 07:44 AM
I know someone called David DAVID, it might be quite annoying for him to have both first name and family name to be the same...

Zeall
01-12-2007, 08:10 AM
I know someone called David DAVID, it might be quite annoying for him to have both first name and family name to be the same...
That would be so great, if i had it, i would have so much fun with it

"Sir what is your first name?"
"David"
"and your second please?"
"David"
"no sir, i asked for your second name"
"it's David"
"ok, what is your first name then?"

etc.

i would see how long i could keep it up for

darea
01-12-2007, 08:28 AM
yeah I know it would be hilarious, but annoying to have to keep on repeating it though...