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Mota Boy
04-06-2005, 02:46 PM
Remember kids, there are no wrong answers, just weak ones.

1) It is acceptable to pass... (select all that apply).

a) on dotted white lines
b) on dotted yellow lines
c) on solid yellow lines
d) on the median/shoulder
e) directly over the car ahead, provided your wheels are large enough


2) You're driving down a long stretch of rural highway when you notice that the speed limit is 35 mph. You look down at your speedometer and notice that you're going 68. You should...

a) Hit the breaks - you're going way too fast!
b) Take your foot off the accelerator until you slow down to 40.
c) Punch it so that you're going an even seventy.


3) It is acceptable to take your eyes off the road.

a) Never.
b) Only if there's a really hot girl in the next car.
c) Only if there's a girl in the next car.
d) If driving is starting to get boring.


4) You see an obstacle ahead (a speed bump, train tracks, a yellow light, a pedestrian, etc.) You should...

a) Slow down to a stop.
b) Slam on the breaks.
c) Slam on the accelerator.


5) You're speeding on the interstate and you see a policeman. You should slow down...

a) Every time.
b) Only for police in motor vehicles.
c) Only for police on your side of the interstate.
d) Only for police driving vehicles faster than your own.


6)You see a strikingly attractive woman driving in the lane next to you. How should you get her attention?

a) Try to make eye contact.
b) Honk your horn and wave.
c) Weave through traffic in an attemtp to impress her.
d) Crash into her - then she'll have to give you her phone number.

Isolated Fury
04-06-2005, 02:49 PM
Amazing...Simply amazing... :rolleyes:

Betty
04-06-2005, 06:41 PM
1) It is acceptable to pass... (select all that apply).

a) on dotted white lines
b) on dotted yellow lines
d) on the median/shoulder

2) You're driving down a long stretch of rural highway when you notice that the speed limit is 35 mph. You look down at your speedometer and notice that you're going 68. You should...

b) Take your foot off the accelerator until you slow down to 40.
(Depending on what the cops are like in the area...)
c) Punch it so that you're going an even seventy.
(Even numbers are key)

3) It is acceptable to take your eyes off the road.

d) If driving is starting to get boring.


4) You see an obstacle ahead (a speed bump, train tracks, a yellow light, a pedestrian, etc.) You should...

a) Slow down to a stop.
(Not my policy to hit pedestrians or break my car on bumps)
c) Slam on the accelerator.
(For the yellow)


5) You're speeding on the interstate and you see a policeman. You should slow down...

a) Every time.
(Not rich enough for the ticket)

6)You see a strikingly attractive woman driving in the lane next to you. How should you get her attention?

b) Honk your horn and wave.
(Obviously)

Endymion
04-06-2005, 06:50 PM
**cough**
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/funny.jpg

sKratch
04-06-2005, 06:54 PM
I don't get it, where'd you find it?

Vera
04-07-2005, 02:36 AM
I don't find bones funny, that's just strange.

CoOkIe_MoNsTeR
04-07-2005, 02:40 AM
1 = E
2 = C
3=d
4 = C
5 = D
6 = I Am Female