View Full Version : Al Pacino vs. Bam Margera

10-31-2004, 08:16 PM
Al Pacino vs. Bam Margera. If they got in a fight with sticks, who would win?
Make up to the story to see how it ends. Keep adding to the story. I'll start.

Al Pacino shows up at Bam Margera's house. "What do you think I am? Some kind of cock-a-roach?" Bam says, "Huh?" Al pacino says, "You know what i'm talking about." Bam says, "Have a skateboard." He then swings the skateboard at Al Pacino, but Al ducks and Bam misses. Al and bam walk onto the front lawn of Bam's house and Raab himself hand them each a stick. Raab himself then goes back into the house. :D

11-01-2004, 01:26 AM
um, no........

11-01-2004, 01:38 AM

why pick those two to fight against each other?

Bam's a gnarly ol goat - he's so rad. But Al Pachino's a brilliant actor. Id go wtih Bam though, just because I fancy him.

Not Ozymandias
11-02-2004, 10:30 AM
This is the worst thread ever that didn't have the words "Chris Sneed" in the title.

11-02-2004, 10:52 AM
I can think of a better story.

How about Bam decides that he doesn't wanna fight; instead, he shows up at my doorstep, takes my hand and says something along the lines of "Magdalena, my love, take me, I'm yours". Or "let's fuck". And then we go in and have hot tantric sex.

Now that's something to think about. ^^

11-02-2004, 11:12 AM
Bam Margera was sexy before I discovered just plain fucking annoying. Thanks, Viva La Bam, the ruiner of potential skater-guy-sex-fantasies.


*humps Sunny's leg*

11-02-2004, 11:26 AM

Bam Margera could be the most annoying person ever and I'd still think he's damn fine & hump-worthy.


11-02-2004, 11:40 AM
That's great, you not letting the personality get in the way of serious hotness. :]
Shame I just can't. :/


11-02-2004, 11:51 AM
Al Pacino rings the doorbell. Phil and Don Vito answer the door and tell him Bam isn't there, so he has to fight Phil and Don Vito. Phil and Don Vito squash him like a pancake with a bunch of legdrops and kill him.

Winners: Phil Margera and Don Vito

11-02-2004, 11:56 AM
I'm shallow when it comes to celebrities, what can i say. ;p

11-02-2004, 12:02 PM
Oh, I know. *cough* Keanu *cough*

PS. Love you still.

11-03-2004, 04:33 PM
Chris Sneed.

11-03-2004, 04:55 PM

Bam Margera could be the most annoying person ever and I'd still think he's damn fine & hump-worthy.


oh yeah. :p

anyway, heres my story.

Al comes up to Bam because bam Didn't invite him to Mardi Gras with everyone else. Don Vito accidentally sits on Al, and he dies.