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crazy_offspring_gal
04-07-2005, 04:13 PM
1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!

lol aww I HATE CHAVS!

ninth
04-07-2005, 04:15 PM
No one cares about you or your stupid jokes.

crazy_offspring_gal
04-07-2005, 04:17 PM
No one cares about you or your stupid jokes.
oh well i couldnt care less, i just put them up for the fun of it!

Mentally_Challenged
04-07-2005, 04:17 PM
Wow. And I read most of those in my little book of chav speak...

ninth
04-07-2005, 04:19 PM
oh well i couldnt care less, i just put them up for the fun of it!
It's so much fun LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ.
Girl fag.

Betty
04-07-2005, 04:33 PM
This whole "chav" thing annoys me to no end. What? Are we all 12 years old?! WHO GIVES A FUCK ALREADY! GAH! And the word is SOOOOO DUMB!

/rant

ninth
04-07-2005, 06:10 PM
I think the people that say it every other word are twelve, aren't they?

Betty
04-07-2005, 06:27 PM
I would love to think so too. But no, a while bunch of uk people that are like 18, 19, 20 still have this huge obsession.

foxy
04-09-2005, 06:09 AM
there well funny

Vicky
04-09-2005, 06:18 AM
laaaaaaame.

notoriousdoc
04-09-2005, 06:50 AM
This whole "chav" thing annoys me to no end. What? Are we all 12 years old?! WHO GIVES A FUCK ALREADY! GAH! And the word is SOOOOO DUMB!

/rant

i am .

_ߥ_vil_
04-09-2005, 06:54 AM
Leave her alone. At least she can make more better threads than some in here. :p

And BTW I care about her.

notoriousdoc
04-09-2005, 06:56 AM
Leave her alone. At least she can make more better threads than some in here. :p

And BTW I care about her.

i agree i just sent a thankyou message fer the hell of it :p

crazy_offspring_gal
04-10-2005, 10:16 AM
Leave her alone. At least she can make more better threads than some in here. :p

And BTW I care about her.
aww thanx sarah! i finally got on here! yay! xx

Dr.Faustus
04-10-2005, 11:27 AM
CHAV = Joke.

HMSPresident
04-10-2005, 11:28 AM
No one cares about you or your stupid jokes.

For fuck's sake, just enjoy the jokes! If you don't like them, post some better one's of your own!

crazy_offspring_gal
04-10-2005, 12:12 PM
CHAV = Joke.
ur a joke!

Chris
04-10-2005, 12:22 PM
I would love to think so too. But no, a while bunch of uk people that are like 18, 19, 20 still have this huge obsession.

What a loada crap, I could count the number of regular posters of that age on one hand.

_ߥ_vil_
04-10-2005, 12:24 PM
aww thanx sarah! i finally got on here! yay! xx

Same here...kinda annoyed...thats why i'm here now....... :(

Stupid bf..Gggrrr...

crazy_offspring_gal
04-10-2005, 12:35 PM
Same here...kinda annoyed...thats why i'm here now....... :(

Stupid bf..Gggrrr...
whats up? bf troubles?
same ere! :(

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 02:38 AM
ur a joke!

I'm flattered.

crazy_offspring_gal
05-08-2005, 04:22 PM
some more added...........just because im annoying :D

what do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
a lier!

What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused

What do you say to a chav in a uniform?
Big Mac and Fries please.

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have a Big Mac Please?

What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society.

What do you call a fat chav?
"Massif".

wheelchairman
05-08-2005, 05:09 PM
Everyone who finds 'chavs' amusing, should be shot.

Seriously, get over it. No one cares about your ridiculous over-stereotyping.

But, hey, while we're enjoying stereotyping, my aryan girlfriend and I just finished a discussion about how Anglo-saxons (Brits) tend to be a race of short-ugly people.

If I wasn't so tired, this would be more amusing/less rambling.

ninth
05-08-2005, 05:19 PM
Two of your so-called "jokes" had the same punchline, you lose at life.

offspringintenselyrock
05-14-2005, 07:31 AM
I thought they were funny! I was standing outside my youth-club thingy, waiting to be picked up last night when this garied-up car comes past with music pumping out, two chavs inside looking fuckful, and they did this stupid siren thing. They spend the whole night driving round town! What a waste of petrol! And they seem to think that they are being impressive. That's why people hate chavs.

dirty_magic
05-14-2005, 07:36 AM
pretty good jokes

crazy_offspring_gal
05-14-2005, 07:42 AM
I thought they were funny! I was standing outside my youth-club thingy, waiting to be picked up last night when this garied-up car comes past with music pumping out, two chavs inside looking fuckful, and they did this stupid siren thing. They spend the whole night driving round town! What a waste of petrol! And they seem to think that they are being impressive. That's why people hate chavs.
i no its sad!
its a total waste of petrol.......but come on honestly who would just go waste some petrol driving round town??!! :confused: