View Full Version : I Found my Future Wife!

04-08-2005, 09:06 AM
Aristocratic girls turn me on. I've decided that my future wife shall be a princess, or someone of royal blood. While most European monarchy is in steady decadance, yours truely is forever thrilled with a number of ruling Houses.

This one princess strikes me as most interesting potential candidate. Princess Charlotte (http://img58.exs.cx/img58/5490/charlottecasiraghi1ds.jpg) of Monaco. 19 years old, fluent in five languages, has a supermodel for a grand mother, quintuple olympian for an uncle, and fourth in line for the throne (but we will cut in line). Not too shabby. You'll say "but Vlad, you're too good for her"--to you I answer: worry not, my children, i'll make up in the quantity of mistresses for the lack of a one perfect wife.

We shall wed soon enough. I'm already contemplating which tuxedo to wear.

04-08-2005, 09:10 AM
alrighty then have fun and lots of sex!!

04-08-2005, 09:19 AM
Sex? What is she--an object? I don't marry her for sex. I marry her for wealth and status (the former I shall already acquire by then) and to fullfill my ambitions of an Empire. You watch. I'll make the Grimaldi house the most feared on the continent.

My name will become known to Europeans- first as a bedtime story, whispered to frighten their children; then as a frightened chatter when convoys fail to return from the wilderness; finally, a crying joy worthy of a liberator.

04-08-2005, 09:23 AM
She'd laugh at your penis and never marry you.

04-08-2005, 09:28 AM
You should be more concerned about begging for your life than thinking of another man's penis--as tempting as it may sound. Come a time your existance will be no more.

04-08-2005, 09:34 AM
The very quantum of my demise is when I no longer exist.


(get it?)

04-08-2005, 09:40 AM


04-08-2005, 09:48 AM
Wow, I actually laughed at something RXP posted because it was funny.

The alcohol might be working!

04-08-2005, 09:49 AM
I only had two sips. I'm always funny. I'm like a little penis - funny and small.

04-08-2005, 10:01 AM
Wow, your funny mode got turned off pretty quickly.

Le sigh.

04-08-2005, 10:15 AM
My future wife will be chosen from:


04-08-2005, 10:18 AM
This one takes my fancy (except she outweights me by 5lbs right now)


04-08-2005, 11:16 AM
she is really pretty. is your girlfriend that "type" of person as well?

04-08-2005, 11:18 AM
Are you asking if I ordered my girlfriend off the internet? Well the answer is yes!

04-08-2005, 11:22 AM
um, for once i was not joking. :P i asked if she looked kind of like this as well, or if she was absolutely not that type (blonde, for instance).


04-08-2005, 11:24 AM
She's a brunette, hot bod, average face from I remember when I first saw her but now I'm blinded by that being in love shit where I think she's totally hot.

What's your MSN Nina?

04-08-2005, 11:37 AM
i dunno vlad, your princess looks rather fuckable too. maybe you won't need too many mistresses.

i'd gladly join your court.

Mota Boy
04-08-2005, 11:44 AM
Teller will be crushed.

04-08-2005, 11:56 AM
i really think you should stick with your own kind, damn cossack :mad:

Russian Brides Site #1 (http://www.russianladies.com/index_k901-C01-L01.cfm?track=fromgoogle1)
Russian Brides Site #2 (http://www.russian-brides-club.com/)
Russian Brides Site #3 (http://love.mari.ru/)
Russian Brides Site #4 (http://www.meetrussianbrides.com/)
Russian Brides Site #5 (http://www.russian-brides-service.com/)
Russian Brides Site #6 (http://bride.ru/)

and one more on how the russian brides feel on it ;) (not like anyone cares pffft) (http://www.womenrussia.com/)

theres actually a shitload more on google, its kind of scary. im not going to post ALL of them :|

04-08-2005, 11:57 AM
Why are Russian women so hot?

04-08-2005, 12:27 PM
We just are.

04-08-2005, 12:29 PM
is just me who thinks the name horny pope is a bit sick. he is too dead to be horny anyway :confused: :confused: :)

04-08-2005, 12:34 PM
I came, I saw, I conquered.

04-08-2005, 01:39 PM
i dunno vlad, your princess looks rather fuckable too. maybe you won't need too many mistresses.

She's plenty hot, I agree, but can you honestly say she holds a candle to my looks? Ten, fiften, maybe twenty more concubines ought to balance out the looks a little bit. But only to a certain extent--I'd still like to remain the "handsome" party in the relationship you understand.

i'd gladly join your court.

And you will be most welcome, brother! Come--you and your science team!You will be lavished in riches, wine, women, gold. You'll be the guest of honor of a splendid feast. We drink, we party, we dance! Then we sit down to talk over balistic missiles.

04-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Russian women are awesome. If only we could ever locate and match the Romanov descendants.


04-08-2005, 02:42 PM
Anna Kournikova is better.