Photo Album

[Betty]

Vlad and his women...

[HornyPope]

See it's actually quite embarassing to have so many girls in one shoot- it leaves one with the impression that i'm very desperate when really i'm only uhh umm whats a good word for mildly desperate?

[JohnnyNemesis]

whats a good word for mildly desperate?

Horny .

[RXP]

Pictures you all wanna see:

The geek's jungle
http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/room/Image00001.jpg

omfg omg omfg B&O speaker - sounds fucking amazing
http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/room/Image00002.jpg

USB Hub on top of my shiny new Dolby Digital 5.1 USB Sound Card/SD Card reader
http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/room/Image00003.jpg

My beautiful amp and DVD/Divx player as well as VHS
http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/room/Image00004.jpg

[RXP]

DAB Digital Radio on top of my 6" Subwoofer
http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/room/Image00005.jpg

[wliethof]

hehe wire mayhem

[Inshane]

Also girls, follow Ninth's lead. Write "RXP" on your breast. You don't have to show it all of course.

omg RXP!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/Inshane/omgrxp.jpg)

ah, now I hate myself for doing what rxp asked.

[wliethof]

is that you? :o

[RXP]

That's edited. You can see that. Nice try tho. Do it properly!

[Inshane]

is that you? :o

aaah you dont recognize me. yes thats me.

and ofcourse its edited. im lazy.

[wliethof]

it doesnt look like you :p

[RXP]

Do it for real. You know you wanna ;-)

[Inshane]

yeah, the red/darkish thing hides the true me.

[The Talking Pie]

Didn't you know?

http://img239.echo.cx/img239/120/itsadavething6ki.jpg

[Sarallica]

http://img239.echo.cx/img239/120/itsadavething6ki.jpg

That's scary =( even though I took that photo...

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hahaha, I really loved that.

[JohnnyNemesis]

That was pretty kickass.

[Sinister]

this is me : :D

[RXP]

Nice pic Sinister.

omg I looked awesome with the Beanie on so I just had to take a pic. Except the pic doesn't reflect just how awesome I look with it on.

http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/beanie.jpg

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Didn't you know?

http://img239.echo.cx/img239/120/itsadavething6ki.jpg

W3rd !

[JoY]

Nice pic Sinister.

omg I looked awesome with the Beanie on so I just had to take a pic. Except the pic doesn't reflect just how awesome I look with it on.

http://offspringstuff.free.fr/pics/beanie.jpg
you're awesomely sexy with that thing. I <3 the expression on your face.

[JoY]

for what? FHM, or Playboy?

[wliethof]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/wliethof2/broekie.jpg

or did i already post this?

[JoY]

what a terrible picture. you look a LOT better in real life. a LOT.

[wliethof]

what a terrible picture. you look a LOT better in real life. a LOT.

hah i know. doesn't mean I don't wanna post weird pics of me :p

this better? (apart from red eyes)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/wliethof2/engerd.jpg

[Kathy]

this better? (apart from red eyes)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/wliethof2/engerd.jpg

A looooooot better...

Damn you're hot!

[JoY]

loads better. =)

[RXP]

http://www.theworksbirmingham.com/new1102/albums/gm3/Sat%209th%20april/normal_P4090048.JPG

My gf from her 21st (tallest one). It's on the actual club's website which is a bit cool.

[RXP]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Duskygrin/Scan00093.jpg

I'm going part_time modelling beside my usual line.

Maria

You have fat legs.

[Betty]

You have fat legs.

Pfftt... now THAT'S really judgemental!

News flash: Non-anorexic girls HAVE fat legs!

They aren't even fat... women are curvy... they have hips and thighs. It only starts getting gross when there's lots of cellulite. I'm not even really fat and I can totally see the cellulite building up... gross!

So yeah, go find yourself some 90 lb 5'7'' aneroxic girl!

Sorry, that made me frustrated.

[Just a Girl]

gah, thin legs aren't always that nice anyway. i think it's more the general shape that makes legs nice, not how fat or thin they are. really skinny straight up and down legs are awful. ick.

[RXP]

I take care of my body and I expect a woman (well my woman) to do the same. Maria has fatish legs. If you kept posting pics of your body and it weren't hot I'd point that out to you too. It's just she keeps posting. I mean constantly and loads of pics too.

It's double standards, women can call me skinny but I can't call them fat. wtf.

[Just a Girl]

i wasn't objecting to you calling her fat. i agree that her legs are not particularly thin. but fat/fattish legs doesn't necessarily mean horrible legs. just not skinny legs. curvier legs can be nice.

[RXP]

Yeah I know, I was refering to Betty :-)

But yeah I LIKE bigger thighs actually. Just saying Maria's got some fat legs. It's just an observation. Like if I posted pics of my legs you'd be like you have skinny legs or whatever. It's women who take it to mean a bad thing.

[wliethof]

You have fat legs.


nothing wrong with fattish legs. i like em. well depending on the person of course

[RXP]

exactly my point dear Willem. See we like them. But women! oh they jump on a guy for saying a girl has fat legs.

[Just a Girl]

now i wish i'd argued the case for thinner legs. *feels inferior*

[Sunny]

meh, i wouldn't take offence to RXP's statement. the legs in question *are* fattish. Nicely shaped though. Not a bad thing.

[Trip Boy]

Sorry if you answered this before but why do you always take pics in your friends room? Is it the only camera you have access to?

[Sunny]

well, not fat. thick is the right word.

i have semi-thick legs myself. oh well. somehow i manage to do modelling, too. and so.. i don't care. ;p

[wliethof]

lose the gun and keep your tits in. and stop posting the same over and over again

[Just a Girl]

in the picture that sparked the fat legs comment i don't think it's a good angle. they look nice in the last pictures posted though :)

[Just a Girl]

what the fuck? i just looked at your profile and you're younger than me! only by a few months, but still.

and typing when i've just painted my nails was a really stupid idea

[RXP]

No. I said you have fat legs and you post too many pictures. For the recorcd when Sunny used to picture whore ALOT for no reason (i.e. just herself) I used to point it out to her too. I just dont like people posting so many pictures of themselves esp. when they ain't even hot.

You're pretty no doubt but your not pretty enough to be posting constant pics of yourself. Unless you showed your tits or something. But I'm guessing you got a nasty rack.

[Diamond Dee]

Marilyn Monroe wasn't particularly thin. Neither was Thelma Todd. Look at Yves St Laurent's pics & models.

If guys didn't crave my body, I wouldn't do what I'm doing now. I certainly do not qualify for Casino's standards, but I've got charm & beauty of my own. Which, apparently, do not get acknowledgement in this precise board.

MariaYou sound like you're trying to convince everyone...

[Vicky]

hey, maria.. you turn 18, 2 days after I do :)

[RXP]

What case do you rest?

[RXP]

If I look like a hag at 30, I'll kill myself without a thought. and with that gun. Sorry for your nails.



Honey, anyone saying things like this and actually meaning them I truly feel sorry for. Why do you feel sorry for me? I appreciate you feeling sorry tho

[Just a Girl]

marilyn monroe was a strange shape. she was apparently a size 16 but pictures she did for playboy show her to have a tiny waist and pretty nice stomach. she was beautiful

[RXP]

Means she was on the chubby side like you.

[Vicky]

YOu're on the borderline between gemini & what's the other then. Hmm... I prefer being a full-fledged gemini myself, but ev'rything's got its pros & cons.

Maria

Yeah, Gemini & Taurus! I have bits of both in me, heh!

[Sunny]

RXP, I might "not even be hot", but that doesn't mean I shouldn't post pictures of myself in a freakin PHOTO ALBUM thread. Besides, I'm sure some people appreciate them to some extent. or maybe not. anyhoo.

on that note, holy crap my tat looks weird when i bend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/handsup.jpg

[Vicky]

Size 16? What the dickens does that mean?

Maria

Europe size 42 or 44, I think

[RXP]

wtf Sunny I was refering to the old board when you made random threads with your pics inside. Not here.

But c'mon Maria posts way too much.

I mean wtf


you've got pent-up feelings which you won't avow. You need to tell them before they got the upper of you.

i have no idea what that means. Speak English.

[Noodles is gay]

on that note, holy crap my tat looks weird when i bend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/handsup.jpg

that's you?

That's fucking awesome! Great photo and great tattoo :eek:

[Noodles is gay]

Bodies look better without tatoos I guess. That's only a very personal opinion. I like white, pure, pristine skins. I like natural, wild, wavy, mermaid-like shocks of hair. Especially auburn. Dreamy smiles, too.

Maria

yeah i agree actually; i usually hate tattoos, but that one looks amazing because of the white and stuff.

[Sunny]

RXP - ah, ok. misunderstood.


that's you?

That's fucking awesome! Great photo and great tattoo :eek:

yes, that is me. ;p thank you! :)

Dusky - i understand where you're coming from, i like the idea of porcelain skin myself. however, i enjoy the way my black tattoo looks on me, especially cause i'm so freakin pale. the contrast is quite nice.

[Sunny]

oh shit i realized you can see me holding the camera remote in my right hand. hahah. *embarrassed*

[RXP]

You've more than an idea. Since you want to pretend, yuo're welcome. I don't care a daisy for you anyhow. I'm too nice.


Seriously I have no idea what your implying. I think your implying that I secretly like you? But it would sometimes be better to be more direct so that us poorly educated folk can comprehend what your saying.

[RXP]

Sunny doesn't it ever scare/worry you that when your a little old lady with wrinkly skin how your tat's gonna look?

If I didn't have such pipy arms I'd get a tat but if I get one I'd look as lame as the guy from Linkin Park does with those ones on his skinny ass forearms.

[Just a Girl]

oh shit i realized you can see me holding the camera remote in my right hand. hahah. *embarrassed*

hehe, i noticed that as soon as i looked at the picture. for some reason i think it's really cute. almost childish (in a cute, non-offensive way)

[RXP]

Just a Girl what's your face party profile again?

[Just a Girl]

mutilatedbarbie. heh, how mosh am i

why do you ask?

[Sunny]

Sunny doesn't it ever scare/worry you that when your a little old lady with wrinkly skin how your tat's gonna look?


chances are that when i'm a little old lady i 1) won't be showing off my back 2) i won't give a fuck since i'll be wrinkly and icky all over. I mean... why do people always ask me this, as if it was an argument against tattoos? Do "unmodified" people somehow escape being wrinkly and gross? I worry about m y tattoo looking nasty as much as I worry about my face or tits looking nasty.

My whole body will be, by my standards, ugly. My tattoo also. Oh well.


JaG - thanks.. that made me smile, for some reason. hehe.

Dusky, it's a figure of speech. By "i understand where you're coming from" I mean that I understand your point, as it is valid.

[RXP]

mutilatedbarbie

how mosh am i

edit: why do you ask?

Forgot what you look like!

Sunny interesting way of looking at it. I stand educated.

[Diamond Dee]

Duskygrin, what is your problem with aging? Everyone is going to get older. There's no stopping it. I might not be drop dead beautiful but I think I look decent for my age and I'm going to be 32 next month. Hell, I was carded 3 weeks ago at a bar. It's all in your mind.

Sunny, I think your tattoo is pretty neat. :)

[RXP]

What drivel? Me 'pretending' not to understand you? What are you talking about (yet again I find myself asking this!).

Please just say what you mean! In standard English.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

Maria...what is it with you posting pics of yourself every post you make. Stop please...You're haunting my dreams. :D

[wliethof]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/wliethof2/climbing.jpg

lala climbing

[Vicky]

invading my photos you are :p

[Izie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/handsup.jpg

I love it. Pretty much everything about it. I have a thing for black/white photos, heh

[Izie]

Note: This was to RXP, who posted before me... And then deleted his post, because he's a wussy.

Only your brain interprets it that way, dear.

And you could have found a better pic, pshhhh.

[notoriousdoc]

You mean white girls on black dicks?

http://www.free-amateur-videos.net/herfirstbigcock32/hfb014_099.jpg

hey man ur gonna get kicked if u keep puttin le porno on the only person to get kiked was over a pornographic avatar and this one is MASSIVE :o

[RXP]

What? I didn't post anything. Lies!

[notoriousdoc]

go down mexico way my friend... or under my bed, it has an en-suite here it is...





































http://www.huisadvertenties.nl/images/listing_photos/515_badkamer-en-suite-site.jpg

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

http://tinypic.com/2nrcrt
I know it's a bad picture, but I don't really care.

Awwwwww.....That is really cute!!!

[Just a Girl]

me stealing some of my boyfriend's easter egg + him sneaking up on me with a camera = photo of me with a gob full of chocolate

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/mutilated_barbie/Mouthfullofchocolate2.jpg

[wliethof]

haha you've got an 'oh you bastard' look

[notoriousdoc]

bless! u look really cute in that pic, real sweet
:o

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

Photobooth pic from 2 yr ago >>>>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/babydevil666/SarPhotobooth.jpg

[JohnnyNemesis]

For the record, not only are Maria's legs NOT fat, they're closer to skinny then anything. And they're rather sexy, I'm not afraid to admit.

So yeah, enough of that.

[notoriousdoc]

Photobooth pic from 2 yr ago >>>>

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/babydevil666/SarPhotobooth.jpg

how old are you now then??? 13? you look really young in that

[Just a Girl]

haha you've got an 'oh you bastard' look

hehe. nothing stands between me and chocolate :D even if it is someone else's

[Diamond Dee]

To diamond dee: don't talk to me dude unless tis some compliment. I hate the idea of answering to ...

well, hell.

Clint Eastwood is 70 & looks in cracking shape.

So does Arnie. He's a cutie.

I've had sex with men of 50 who looked more than handsome.

But I'm a Lady, & I can't think of myself otherwise than the beauty I am, notwithstanding the comments of ppl of this board, blahblahblah. I've broke the news to my mum who feels okay about it, I'll write my will when I turn 18, also asking not to be revived, but EUTHANIZED forthwith if in a coma, so ev'rything's running smooth.
As for Poe, I won't go telling the story of how he never truly revealed his age, blahblahblah, so age DOES matter even for novelists.

MariaDon't talk to you unless I compliment you? You're a fucking joke.

As for calling yourself a lady, no lady under 18 would be flauting that they've had sex with men over 50. Enough said.

[notoriousdoc]

Don't talk to you unless I compliment you? You're a fucking joke.

As for calling yourself a lady, no lady under 18 would be flauting that they've had sex with men over 50. Enough said.

yeah maybe if they were over 70

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

how old are you now then??? 13? you look really young in that

I'm 15. 16 in June. I do look young anyway.

[notoriousdoc]

I'm 15. 16 in June. I do look young anyway.

oh ok nice 2 know thanx oyu must look even prettier now :o :o

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

oh ok nice 2 know thanx oyu must look even prettier now :o :o

Thanks. Yeah, I guess. Hehehehe.

[Vicky]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/vivky/bef9d697.jpg

kittttty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/donkey.jpg

donkeeeeeey

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/babygoats2.jpg

baby goats!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/badbikes.jpg

bikes *thumbs down*

[Just a Girl]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/vivky/bef9d697.jpg


*squeals*

that kitty is so cute

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

Vicky...you do make me laugh.

Prettiness :D

[Vicky]

*squeals*

that kitty is so cute

i know! its wliethofs, but i wanna kidnap her, hehe :). mine aren't as fluffy as that

sarah - why do i make you laugh? :p & thankyoo

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

sarah - why do i make you laugh? :p & thankyoo

'Cause you do...just what you say. I mean it in a nice way.

[Vicky]

'Cause you do...just what you say. I mean it in a nice way.

alritey :D thats okay then! hehe

[live_fast_gurl]

kittttty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/donkey.jpg

donkeeeeeey



baby goats!



bikes *thumbs down*
the black thing *sorry , is i a goat?!:o :confused: * your hand is hovering over has cool hair :D

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Wooh, late reply.


4. TUNB, do you still play WHF?

If by that you mean Warhammer 40,000, yes I do.

[punkangel]

my most current pic:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/Xboxgurrl/Picture31.jpg

sux!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

That's a nice pic, actually.

[punkangel]

thank you..my hair's long! damn..need to cut it again

[sKratch]

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/407c2957_2a63/6d7f/__sr_/1731.jpg?phIteXCB44A2KtMZ
My lord my hair is so bountiful.

[sk8ter-hater]

I've got pictures.

[sk8ter-hater]

My skateboard...broken.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/minimoose51/MomsPictures2046.bmp

[sk8ter-hater]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/minimoose51/MomsPictures2034.bmp
It's my dog's tennis ball....eww.

[dirtybird]

Don't you hate glasses?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Adriann's a pretty young lady. =)

[dirtybird]

I didn't say she wasn't; I hate my glasses and I want another opinion.

[dirtybird]

Yes! I hate glasses. My dad says I'm going to get contacts soon, but soon means "a long time from now" normally... I look weird without them anyways, all cross-eyed, but the cross-eyes might go away if I wear contacts.

You're one of the few people that looks better with glasses, I think. I tried contacts, but I have small and deepset eyes so it's nearly impossible to put them in and out. I want to get that laser surgery when I'm older, but I don't trust it.

[sKratch]

I've decided I look better in movement so I won't be posting pictures up very often in here anymore... not that I did in the first place =P

http://tinypic.com/4gre5w

Just a little pose thinger...

http://tinypic.com/4greac

No more Sobe left =(


lol
omgzz so buffs look at teh muscle!

[dirtybird]

lol! Not bad for never working out, eh?

http://tinypic.com/4grigh
heh, looks funky...

That's enough pictures for me tonight! I'm logging off.

You are one sexy beast. G'night.

[RXP]

lol! Not bad for never working out, eh?

http://tinypic.com/4grigh
heh, looks funky...

That's enough pictures for me tonight! I'm logging off.

Nice bi's

...

[wliethof]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/vivky/bef9d697.jpg

kittttty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/donkey.jpg

donkeeeeeey

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/babygoats2.jpg

baby goats!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/piratequeenvic/sealand/badbikes.jpg

bikes *thumbs down*


my kitty! :o hehehe

and the black thing is definately a donkey! Can't see it very good, but it is!

and the goaties are my favourite animals of that day!hehe :D

[notoriousdoc]

I didn't say she wasn't; I hate my glasses and I want another opinion.

get good ones and dont look back, designer you know. mine are hugo boss and look great. just spend a little more on them and be happy! :p

[Vicky]

the black thing *sorry , is i a goat?!:o :confused: * your hand is hovering over has cool hair :D

the black thing is a donkey :p the other ones are goats

[Vicky]

my kitty! :o hehehe

and the black thing is definately a donkey! Can't see it very good, but it is!

and the goaties are my favourite animals of that day!hehe :D

yep, your kitty :p *kidnaps her* heheeee :D

i want the donkey :( and the baby goaties! :o


I want your hair!

But its attatched to my head, and without it, I'd be bald :(

[Goki]

Vicky - Your hair looks great. I know I'm not the first to say it.

~*Adriann*~ - You're pretty, but I don't like your glasses. I suggest contacts. You should make your dad get them.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I think Adriann looks great with glasses or without. Very pretty gal.

[Nina]

http://www.theworksbirmingham.com/new1102/albums/gm3/Sat%209th%20april/normal_P4090048.JPG

My gf from her 21st (tallest one). It's on the actual club's website which is a bit cool.

yup. from what i can see she's quite beautiful :]

[sKratch]

I think Adriann looks great with glasses or without. Very pretty gal.
Pedophile alarm!

[wliethof]

photobucket is a slut

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/minimoose51/MomsPictures2034.bmp
It's my dog's tennis ball....eww.

How about your face??

:D

[JohnnyNemesis]

I thought that was his face!

OHHHHHHH! *rimshot*

*adjusts bowtie* Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week!

[Betty]

Sorry, yeah I know this is old now, but I must address it...

Regarding the fat legs, I'd agree with Sunny that they are thick or large, but that is very different than fat.

If I were at my ideal weight and had a very small amount of body fat and nicely toned muscles, my legs and hips etc. would still be large, because it depends on body type. Same with Maria, she looks like a big girl, but shapely.

So, again, large is different than fat.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

http://tinypic.com/4h450n

Me...old photo....one of the latest ones.... :D

[live_fast_gurl]

http://tinypic.com/4h450n

Me...old photo....one of the latest ones.... :D
you look unhappy

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

you look unhappy

hahahaha...i know...I'd just been shopping. I was tired.

[live_fast_gurl]

hahahaha...i know...I'd just been shopping. I was tired.
hhaaaa trust you , shopping :rolleyes: ;)

[Sunny]

babydevil is so prettyyy :D


Sorry, yeah I know this is old now, but I must address it...

Regarding the fat legs, I'd agree with Sunny that they are thick or large, but that is very different than fat.

If I were at my ideal weight and had a very small amount of body fat and nicely toned muscles, my legs and hips etc. would still be large, because it depends on body type. Same with Maria, she looks like a big girl, but shapely.

So, again, large is different than fat.

Indeed, thick is often mistaken for "fat", and sometimes I use them as if they were interchangeable.. which they aren't. I have low body fat percentage, but my legs are fairly thick compared to the rest of my body (i have tiiiiny little wrists and sticky-outy collar bones). so my legs look thick and stubby compared to the rest of me. it's muscle though, not fat.

i even took a picture for the hell of it. LEGZORS! and polka dotted pumps.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/5369bf26.jpg

[JohnnyNemesis]

^How in the heck can those legs be considered thick in any way at all?

[Sunny]

because my other appendages are freakishly tiny.. which is why i said, they are thick COMPARED to the rest of my humble self. I'm... bottom heavy, lol. All within size 0, but bottom heavy nonetheless. And still, thicker doesn't mean "fatter". bah im rambling senselessly..

PS. call me sometime :[

[JohnnyNemesis]

Hahaha, it's not a senseless ramble! You make perfect sense and I understand what you're saying. Bottom heavy is good in my opinion, fuck what everyone else says.

I'll try to call sometime soon, but you should fell free to call me as well. What are you up to this weekend, by the way?

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

babydevil is so prettyyy :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/5369bf26.jpg

Awww....thank you. Nice legs :D

[Sunny]

this weekend's gonna suck... i somehow have to squeeze all the registration bullshit, a modelling session, a family dinner AND 6 projects into two days. And maybe some sleep. sometime. Which is not a thrilling perspective. However, the following week should be a bit more relaxed. are you horribly busy Monday or Wednesday OR Thursday (all after 6?)

[Sunny]

Awww....thank you. Nice legs :D


thanks! ;D

[JohnnyNemesis]

Monday and Wednesday are question marks, as they would likely be the same as that last situation we tried to deal with. The only Thursday where I'm available after 6 would be today. Let me know how/if your schedule fits into this.

[RXP]

If I were at my ideal weight and had a very small amount of body fat and nicely toned muscles
.

Go fit it. Not hard to lose body fat and tone up.

[Sunny]

today i have to go take pictures of dildos. no, i am not kidding... sadly.

sometimes i stop and wonder and think "wow, this is my life".

anywayyy, urg.. *thinks hard* how about this saturday at about 8? cause i do have to eat sometime. heh.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

:D Hehehhe....I'm small and my ass is big. hahahahahaha...i'm such a loser. hahahaqhahahahaha

Do not ask why i said that!!!!

[RXP]

babydevil is so prettyyy :D





http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/5369bf26.jpg

I think I can make out the quads. You don't have fat legs. Maria does.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

today i have to go take pictures of dildos. no, i am not kidding... sadly.


That sounds cool. Can I come?

[JohnnyNemesis]

today i have to go take pictures of dildos. no, i am not kidding... sadly.

sometimes i stop and wonder and think "wow, this is my life".

anywayyy, urg.. *thinks hard* how about this saturday at about 8? cause i do have to eat sometime. heh.

Ha! That should be interesting.

I'm not 100% sure about Saturday evening, so I'll say "most likely" to that idea. We'll connect on the phone shortly before that time for verification!

[live_fast_gurl]

today i have to go take pictures of dildos. no, i am not kidding... sadly.

sometimes i stop and wonder and think "wow, this is my life".

anywayyy, urg.. *thinks hard* how about this saturday at about 8? cause i do have to eat sometime. heh.
im so sad im still laughing at that guy in the background in your second picture

[Sunny]

my ass is gigantic. seriously. i truly realized it yesterday when i had someone trace the outline of my body (art project thingy) and it looked skinny with a biiiiiig ol butt. haha. it's outrageous. especially in tight pants.

[Sunny]

That sounds cool. Can I come?


sure, meet me at 6 at the Toys in Babeland on Mercer St. ;p

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

my ass is gigantic. seriously. i truly realized it yesterday when i had someone trace the outline of my body (art project thingy) and it looked skinny with a biiiiiig ol butt. haha. it's outrageous. especially in tight pants.

Same here. The bigger the better.

[Sunny]

Same here. The bigger the better.

indeed. i like my ass, even though it should have its own zip code.

[Betty]

Go fit it. Not hard to lose body fat and tone up.

My summer goal. And it's kinda hard when you're not really fat... like those last few pounds are hard... at least I've found.

My problem is that I eat (chocolate! and everything else!) when I'm stressed and exams stress me out so fucking much. I've written 3 in in 4 days now and have slept like, 10 hours over the course of those 4 days as well. 2 more to go and then SUMMER!!!!!

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

sure, meet me at 6 at the Toys in Babeland on Mercer St. ;p

I thought they'd be stupid replys to what you said.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Same here. The bigger the better.

I agree 150% on that one. Forserious.


indeed. i like my ass, even though it should have its own zip code.
*dreamy sigh* Mm..

Stop it already!

[RXP]

My problem is that I eat (chocolate! and everything else!) when I'm stressed and exams stress me out so fucking much. I've written 3 in in 4 days now and have slept like, 10 hours over the course of those 4 days as well. 2 more to go and then SUMMER!!!!!

My summer goal is 140lbs 8% bf. Compared to that you got it easy!

Gonna have to eat 3.5-4k calories a day. Gonna be fuckin hard but worth it.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

I agree 150% on that one. Forserious.


*dreamy sigh* Mm..

Stop it already!

I think someone should create an ass thread...see who's is the biggest.

[JoY]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/wliethof2/climbing.jpg

lala climbing
where did you make that picture? Apeldoorn, or Amsterdam?

[RXP]

Mine summer goal is 2000 €.

Maria

You can get that sleeping with men. Trust me your worth at least £120/hour hooker. Look online for prices and setup your own service.

I shoudl make 3k this summer. My actual summer goals are

140lbs 8% bf
£4000
Planning my dissertation
Understanding Quantum mechanics (hard for a layman)

[Betty]

My summer goal is 140lbs 8% bf. Compared to that you got it easy!

Gonna have to eat 3.5-4k calories a day. Gonna be fuckin hard but worth it.

My summer goal is probably about 125 lbs (maybe a bit less?), and with noticeable muscle tone.

I could definitely compete in the ass thread. Big and sexy. Don't think I have ass pictures though...

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

I was gonna make an ass thread.......but i guess it'd be a bad idea.
1. Nobody would post on it.
2. Perverts would perv over it
3. People would get insulted

[RXP]

Holy shit I'm 125 now, you fat bitch ;-)

Post pics of your bod so we can do a before after. that's what I'm doing.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

Holy shit I'm 125 now, you fat bitch ;-)

Post pics of your bod so we can do a before after. that's what I'm doing.

RXP....you have a nice body. I saw it on Faceparty once. :)

[RXP]

I know, it's too skinny tho gotta bulk.

[Vicky]

where did you make that picture? Apeldoorn, or Amsterdam?

Oegstgeest

[JohnnyNemesis]

You should all be creating the ass thread and then comparing asses in said thread.
...Especially you, RXP.

[JoY]

Oegstgeest
ah, alright. because we have one of those things around the corner & my boyfriend was like "hey, I know that thing!" & I was like, "yeah, it's in Apeldoorn." & then he said.. well, nevermind.

Mags, your tattoo & you are très beautiful.

Adriann, you look soo sweet.

Maria, get your own fucking photo-album, make a special topic for it, post up a link, it's not that difficult. you are -seriously- flooding this topic with your pictures & besides the fact that it seems pretty much like you're in desperate need of attention, we already know what you look like by now. from every single fucking angle.

& you are absolutely NOT fat. you're not skinny, either. you're just thin. my legs look like they're the size of China compared to yours, I'm sure.

sunnies, if you butt is big, mine is absolutely massive.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

You should all be creating the ass thread and then comparing asses in said thread.
...Especially you, RXP.

I would if I had a camera...dammit....I need a camera.

[RXP]

Say, if I only got 120€ for 1 hour, I wouldn't do it. Tis 150€ at least. Once I was given less by an ex-con who's used to playing with lasses. He's on my black list.

Maria

£120 is €150.

I'd give you £10 to wank me off. You game for that?

[Vicky]

ah, alright. because we have one of those things around the corner & my boyfriend was like "hey, I know that thing!" & I was like, "yeah, it's in Apeldoorn." & then he said.. well, nevermind.


Willem said that they're everywhere, heh :) we have them as well, but I think the one nearest to me is bright yellow

[wliethof]

Willem said that they're everywhere, heh :) we have them as well, but I think the one nearest to me is bright yellow

ahh all those times climbing in and falling out of those things at campings :)

[Izie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/5369bf26.jpg

Shush you, your legs are beautiful!

Babydevil is pretty indeed! Very pretty!

And I agree that Adrian should change the glasses, but she's damn pretty too!

I was gonna add something else, but I forgot :/ Oh well.

[RXP]

You were gonna say I'm pretty?

[JohnnyNemesis]

She was going to pat my head, place a biscuit on my tongue, and let me curl up into a ball near her feet as she reads a newspaper.

[fairy call]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/sunnypoo/5369bf26.jpg

aaah, it's the gorgeous pumps again!
They sold red+white polka dotted pumps somewhere here, they didn't fit me =(

[ninth]

Maria, get your own fucking photo-album, make a special topic for it, post up a link, it's not that difficult. you are -seriously- flooding this topic with your pictures & besides the fact that it seems pretty much like you're in desperate need of attention, we already know what you look like by now. from every single fucking angle.
I agree.

Sunny, you're stunning.

[meaning_of_life]

don't talk to me dude unless tis some compliment.
your not nearly as pretty as you think you are.
oh, wait, thats not a compliment.

hell burnout:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/jimmy_23/IMG_0133.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/jimmy_23/IMG_0154.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/jimmy_23/IMG_0158.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y117/jimmy_23/IMG_0165.jpg
popped both front tires and the car still stinks of rubber.

[RXP]

Where you been meaning of life?

Also Maria is either a hooker (I mean literall) or a deluded mental patient



Say, if I only got 120€ for 1 hour, I wouldn't do it. Tis 150€ at least. Once I was given less by an ex-con who's used to playing with lasses. He's on my black list.

[Tizzalicious]

Edit: okay, pic won't show up...

[arak0r]

maria maria i like it out loud. forget the rest of the words but scooter rocks.








unfortunately, duskygrin sucks.

and nice pic btw miss tizzy :p

[Tizzalicious]

Haha, I edited, cuz it wouldn't show up in the actual post...

I'll try again...

http://users.hanson.net/Tizzalicious/beforeMG.jpg

[arak0r]

look at that. i predicted the posting of a tizzy picture right before it happened!

[RXP]

Girl front and centre looks hot.

[JoY]

not as hawt as TIZZZZYYY.

[Tizzalicious]

Girl front and centre looks hot.

hehe, she was so cute!!! she's a french girl!

[JoY]

where was this?
I want the whooole story, luv.

[Tizzalicious]

I'll post my LJ entry in my Meet & Greet topic, k? Hold on :) The pic was taken in front of the side entrance of paradiso, hehe :p

[JoY]

I thought I recognised Paradiso!

that's really fucking kick ass, Tizza.

[Tizzalicious]

The meet & greet kinda sucked though =/ But still...

I can't wait to see my meet & greet pics! Jeroen (my friend who was the "reporter", who took the pics showed them on his cam, and my face was all shiney, haha I think I look awful! He couldn't send them to me yet though, they had to go to hanson.net first, all official and stuff =( )

[JoY]

oh wow, you're going to be on their site! with them!! the whole world will know you met them in person!!!

can't wait to see them, either. I bet you look awesome. all glowy from meeting Hanson.

[Tizzalicious]

Oh yeah, it's not my skin that's shining, its just me glowing from happiness :p

[JoY]

exactly my point. :p

[Tizzalicious]

Hehe, right before the meet & greet I was putting on some more make-up, and one of my friends, who is a bit coloured, was like: "WOAH! Is that your powder??????????" me: "yes?" she: "it's so white!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha :o

[SicN Twisted]

Sunny's ass isn't as big as the bruise on my face would be if I ever tried to touch it.

Maria is very conceited, but rightfully so, she's beautiful. I wouldn't pay you for sex, but I'd happily fuck you for free.

[JoY]

Hehe, right before the meet & greet I was putting on some more make-up, and one of my friends, who is a bit coloured, was like: "WOAH! Is that your powder??????????" me: "yes?" she: "it's so white!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha :o
white-coloured bitches kick ass!!

I'm one pale piece of shit, too.

[Tizzalicious]

white-coloured bitches kick ass!!

I'm one pale piece of shit, too.

Hehe, it made me laugh, esp cuz she seemed so shocked :p

[noone]

this is me getting drunk
http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zEC_z_tu_9INZGDdiXruYoHQDm4iI3w6ZEXfdt qMxStUCS_dTgv5RZKXhGlHK0FFqXHY2IAFf5ahw/00.jpg?MdToken=4200290287754188

[meaning_of_life]

Where you been meaning of life?

Also Maria is either a hooker (I mean literall) or a deluded mental patient
hey man, mainly just concerntrating on yr 12, playin football and spending time with gf. i dont have much spare time on my hands these days, y'see. thank heavens the tripboy impersonators have dissapeared since my last visit.

[Vera]

It would be hilarious if Sunny's ass had its own ZIP.

716446 Magdalena's Bum, NY, NY.

[JoY]

It would be hilarious if Sunny's ass had its own ZIP.

716446 Magdalena's Bum, NY, NY.
*cracks up*
that'd be brilliant indeed.

[Sunny]

it'd be so great. people would send it love letters and gifts, such as lotion and heat pads and fluffy pillows.

[JohnnyNemesis]

716446 Magdalena's Bum, NY, NY.

Expect a package soon, Sunny.

[cheeseball alert]Why sent it heat pads? It's hawt already! LOLOMGBBQNFL!!!!! WTF?! hahaha...[/cheeseball alert]

[Vera]

A bum pillow! Heart-shaped!



No, wait, that's not right...

[JohnnyNemesis]

I love Vera.

[JoY]

A bum pillow! Heart-shaped!



No, wait, that's not right...
that'd be exactly right. it would support both parts of her bumbum!

[JohnnyNemesis]

Forgive the size of this one. I'm not at home and can't resize it at the moment. But here's one of my favorite childhood pictures. That's my kindergarten teacher (who was so sweet that to this day I still love her), and me at my kindergarten graduation:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/JohnnyNemesis/Kindergarten.jpg

[live_fast_gurl]

thats so cool :D :rolleyes: hahaha ( i wasnt kidding)

[JoY]

awww.<3 little Ricardo.
what the hell happened to your signature by the way? grr. ;p

[JohnnyNemesis]

haha, yeah, little me. Personally, I love the spray paint on the side of the school there.

As for the signature, no worries: I have a revolving door thing going on here. Quotes will be added and removed regularly, so your wonderful celebration of my incredible charm will be displayed again! =P

[JoY]

very well, I'm pleased.=)

[Vera]

You type pretty well for your age, Johnny. How can you reach the keyboard?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Aww, Rick looked so damn adorable. Still do actually.

[RXP]

It's so gay that yankees graduate nursery. wtf!

[JoY]

what??

you suggesting that every moron with some kind of diploma could be a nurse?

[RXP]

nursery = kindergarden. I was refering to johnny's picture post ;-)

[JoY]

nursery = kindergarden. I was refering to johnny's picture post ;-)
ahh the confusion. scuse me.

[ANeWLiFE]

This is Me (http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1zEqEyjzTO9GW06Hj0bTJ5CJnZlEZRmGIb0qp4l xF3-50wr1B4cXSp7YMXmwDzALmyEyLVvy6oKQGA/00.jpg?MdToken=5614576380823594)

your cute... but thats it.

[ANeWLiFE]

Ehy, I'm vegetarian too!

Btw, That's me (http://www.offspringcounty.it/Forum/upload/uploads/photo-1.jpg)

'_' >_< '_' wow, my eyes hurt just looking at you. you are hot!

[JoY]

you think so? I think he looks.. fake & icky.

I found Gordie to be much cuter. & in that picture even yeah, hot.

[live_fast_gurl]

you're right^:D

[JoY]

^see? someone agrees. =)

[Sixpence.]

That's also my impression. Gordie is cute.

[JoY]

weren't you Death Was On Sale Today?
your picture in your signature is prettiness.

[live_fast_gurl]

messy is ok , he just looks so fake-tan-y

[Sixpence.]

I was always Sixpence and thank you :) (if you meant me)

[JoY]

messy is ok , he just looks so fake-tan-y
& his hair looks fake, too. (come ON. a guy with high-lights seriously can't be taken seriously)
& his bad ass facial expression, too.
& even though I strongly believe those sunglasses look *fantastic* on my boyfriend (probably just because they don't suit him at all & it looks hilarious & UBERcute), they are mighty fucking ugly.

[JoY]

I was always Sixpence and thank you :) (if you meant me)
you're very welcome.
& I remember you! I just placed you in the wrong context.

[live_fast_gurl]

yeah , now that you mention it.......

[Sixpence.]

You forgot about the shirt... I don't know why but it makes it even worse.

[JoY]

You forgot about the shirt... I don't know why but it makes it even worse.
I agree. but I don't know why either, so I didn't want to mention it. *laughs*

[live_fast_gurl]

haah , we should be a panel of 3 ladies , offering help to weirdo guys!
joy should be analyst

[Sixpence.]

Actually I'm not that straight, but ... *whispers* ... well he looks a little little little bit gay... He does too much for his look. It has a light feminin touch...

[live_fast_gurl]

hehe
.
*****

[JoY]

haah , we should be a panel of 3 ladies , offering help to weirdo guys!
joy should be analyst
"WHOO!" to that. ;D
I'm in. *giggle*

& I know what it is with the shirt! his collar is up, like "Im teh c00l".

[Sixpence.]

"WHOO!" to that. ;D
I'm in. *giggle*

& I know what it is with the shirt! his collar is up, like "Im teh c00l".


You're right. And the color. The material of the shirt is also a bit ... well ... not too cool. :)
And I'd also join the club ;)

[live_fast_gurl]

too right ms.analyst ;)

[JoY]

now let's not be too mean. the guy has beautiful kissy-kissy lips (even noticable with that stupid expression), probably has a natural tan & a great set of eyes under those sunglasses. he just desperately needs us to give him some e-clothing/image-advice. ;p

[Sixpence.]

he should post a pic in which he doesn't wear sunglasses

[live_fast_gurl]

right again ms.analyst
(wow , youre not getting fired for a while yet ;))
ok *dings bell*
NEXT!

[JoY]

right again ms.analyst
(wow , youre not getting fired for a while yet ;))
ok *dings bell*
NEXT!
haha! I love "NEXT". I always say that, when someone fails to make an argument against me.

& NEXT, indeed.

[live_fast_gurl]

*whispers* is there anyone else?!

[Sixpence.]

you shouldn't whisper. :) SHOUT IT OUT LOUD! IS THERE ANYONE EEEEEEEELSE????


EDIT: I just noticed that the line above fits to my avatar...

[live_fast_gurl]

haha

ok IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE?!!??

[Sixpence.]

Apart from us? I don't think so. I don't have any invisible friends here so we are the only ones :)


EDIT: Hi Adriann!

[live_fast_gurl]

is there a pic of him our talented analyst can analyse ???

[JoY]

How about turb0negr0.
I've seen a pic of him here somewhere, but I don't remember at ALL what he looked like. (some impression he made, or then again; some memory I have)

uhh, could you by any chance dig it up, Adrianness?

[JohnnyNemesis]

Why bother with turb0negr0? He's obviously handsome!

Do me next. I'm a question mark; I'm more of a mystery.

[Jack the Tripper]

http://co1.theoffspring.info/images/chat.gif

[Sixpence.]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=253857&postcount=4725


Hi Sixpence! Talked to Sketch lately?


No I haven't seen him for a long time.

[JoY]

oh right. I remember seeing his picture.
first off; like his facial expression. it makes me grin & giggle.
secondly; his style seems fine. I see a guitar in the background, good enough.
third off (can you even say that?); he might need a change of haircut, but I guess that'd be all.

Ricky, you're pure hawtness fresh from the hawttree.

[live_fast_gurl]

Why bother with turb0negr0? He's obviously handsome!

Do me next. I'm a question mark; I'm more of a mystery.okok
rick next post a pic and me , joy and sixpence will give you feedback
hahaahah ??:D

[JohnnyNemesis]

Ricky, you're pure hawtness fresh from the hawttree.

Ladies, follow her lead. She reckanizes! (That was priceless, by the way)

[notoriousdoc]

burns a hole in my pocket...

[live_fast_gurl]

Ladies, follow her lead. She reckanizes!
yep
10/10
:D

[Sixpence.]

+ Rick is totally nice :)

[JohnnyNemesis]

Thanks Sixpence! You're swell =D


okok
rick next post a pic and me , joy and sixpence will give you feedback
hahaahah ??:D

I was only joking, but thanks! =D
That's me in my avatar. The hawtness, as was just pointed out.

[live_fast_gurl]

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