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shatskater
04-10-2005, 05:45 PM
My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico
She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
She had to make some cash
For 50,000 pesos
The donkey fucked her ass
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother’s box was his salt lick
Human donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasnt for the dough
A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
The crowd would shout ole!
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
The donkeys name was lucky
Oh boy he loved to fuck
He’d get so damn excited
He’d kick and make you duck
If you want to be a star
Its easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
And let lucky fuck your anus
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey’s fuckin my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey

turb0negr0
04-10-2005, 05:47 PM
That was actually pretty funny.

Homer
04-10-2005, 05:48 PM
cheese .

turb0negr0
04-10-2005, 07:10 PM
cheese .

that was retarded, though.

SkunkIt
04-10-2005, 07:24 PM
My....donkeyha ha ha ha! :D You should make that a song!



cheese.I'm putting you on my ignore list.

ruroken
04-10-2005, 07:34 PM
ha ha ha ha! :D You should make that a song!


I'm putting you on my ignore list.
How many are on it so far?

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 01:36 AM
Lots I'd imagine.

RedSlayer
04-11-2005, 01:41 AM
566,433,677,673,569.6 users and a taco

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 01:44 AM
Maybe if the board actually had that many members.

RedSlayer
04-11-2005, 01:50 AM
i included a bunch of accounts that were deleted for the mere fact of being in S's ignore list.

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 02:55 AM
I see.......

sneedo
04-11-2005, 03:13 AM
My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico
She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
She had to make some cash
For 50,000 pesos
The donkey fucked her ass
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother’s box was his salt lick
Human donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasnt for the dough
A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
The crowd would shout ole!
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
The donkeys name was lucky
Oh boy he loved to fuck
He’d get so damn excited
He’d kick and make you duck
If you want to be a star
Its easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
And let lucky fuck your anus
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey’s fuckin my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey



What does this Guttermouth song have to do with anything.

Take us back to 1997 you fuckin douche

crazy_offspring_gal
04-11-2005, 03:39 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y130/crazy_offspring_gal/overload.jpg

shatskater
04-11-2005, 06:43 AM
What does this Guttermouth song have to do with anything.

Take us back to 1997 you fuckin douche

because its a fuckin great song, you cannot deny that.....!!

On a Tuesday afternoon,
My mom came in my room
And said get the fuck up out of bed
And get a goddamn job
So I told her hey, hey fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
So I slammed the door in her face
Don't ever march in my room
I'll kick your ass
And call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in Veil
No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more
He says that you're a
You're worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Now make it 50 bucks

Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry mom
I had to pawn
The china, silver, and all your jewelry
I had to eat
And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy
You're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Now make it 50 bucks
No, make it 60
Make it 75
Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
Maybe I'll come visit you
Nah
Enjoy your stretch in jail!

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 06:45 AM
If someone on the Internet posts that fucking Guttermouth song one more time and acts like it's funny or the least bit worthy of attention, I'm going to fucking kill someone/anyone/EVERYone.

For fuck's sake, LET IT GO IT IS NOT SHOCKING OR FUNNY OR ANY OF THE ABOVE.

shatskater
04-11-2005, 06:59 AM
If someone on the Internet posts that fucking Guttermouth song one more time and acts like it's funny or the least bit worthy of attention, I'm going to fucking kill someone/anyone/EVERYone.

For fuck's sake, LET IT GO IT IS NOT SHOCKING OR FUNNY OR ANY OF THE ABOVE.

Well....hmmm I dunno how to explain this to you without you getting affended...your a jew....thats it, yep, your just being jewish....you have no sense of humor and a oversized honker....and JohnnyNemesis....I hope you don't lead a successful life, because....that song wasnt funny to you....I am sorry 'Gangster Man' this is a funny song....but like previously mentioned, you have no sense of humor, and your probably a hermaphrodite....so I wont bother you any longer.

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 07:05 AM
your a jew....thats it, yep, your just being jewish

'Gangster Man'

and your probably a hermaphrodite
...Wow. That was pathetic. All of a sudden it's really obvious why you find that song so funny.

OMG! He talked bad about his mother!! He hit her in the snatch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASUDHSIJFBJF FD :FHD IH YEDSNS< DN<MDNFJB ! *hyperventilation*

Not to be ageist or anything, but when someone finds something like "you're a jew!" or "hermaphrodite" funny (even though they've been repeated and giggled at for so many years that the tongue probably goes numb mentioning them again), I get the feeling that they're somewhere between 11-15 years old, and as such, I shouldn't really pick on them. So no worries, you're off the hook.

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 07:47 AM
you have no sense of humor and a oversized honker

This was pretty embarassing on your part too. Your whole "I'm too scared to use a pic of myself as an avatar, and fuck, I can't compete with JohnnyNemesis intellectually, so I'll make fun of his nose! And to REALLY drive my point home, I'll call it a honker, to connote the large size and all! HAHAHAHA! Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be so proud of me!!! OMGLOLWTFBBQNFL!!!" routine is pathetic.

Go home.

shatskater
04-11-2005, 08:10 AM
Firstly. I am over the age of 15, you dumb prick, I am 17 turning 18 next month....secondly...who the hell is trey parker and matt stone? and thirdly, i did have my picture posted as my avatar, but I changed it, so ya basically its all down the drain, ur whole plan to come back at me....oh...an intillectual debate with you....haha...no competition....your a pushover.

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 08:15 AM
While we're on the subject of humor:

The fact that this:


oh...an intillectual debate with you....haha...no competition....your a pushover.

Came so soon after this:


I am 17 turning 18 next month
Is indeed hilarious. Oooh, turning 18 next month! Counting down the days until you actually have a chance at being taken seriously! 18, fools! Recognize!

I'll admit it, I'll admit it...you ARE funny! Good work.

shatskater
04-11-2005, 08:19 AM
and then I'm like 'WAAHHHHHH'....you make no sense...I am not counting down the days, i just said next month, I dont know how many days exactly....and me turning 18 has nothing to do with you being an idiot...your not helping yourself at all....your just digging a deeper hole.....................

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 08:23 AM
your just digging a deeper hole.....................

Funny how you keep saying that, and not much else, without an example or proof or anything. Excuses, lies, and bullshit, yes, but proof, none. Just tired lines and random "You're a dick!", and "WAHHHH You don't think that song I posted that has been repeated for years on end is funny! WAHHHHHH jew WAHHHH!" comments.

Give it up. Or just call me a hermaphrodite! Cause that's comic gold!

Just a Girl
04-11-2005, 09:04 AM
it depresses me that shatskater is my age.

and there's something about johnnynemesis that just makes me want to hug him.

shatskater
04-11-2005, 09:32 AM
ok, that is the first time i ever said 'your digging yourself a hole....' so how the hell do i keep repeating it? and keep in mind, i did call you a hermaphrodite...ya....and I said WAAAHHHH cuz ur not makin any fuckin sense.

wheelchairman
04-11-2005, 09:36 AM
Shatskater, has anyone ever told you, that you are as dumb as shit?

nonox9
04-11-2005, 10:36 AM
lucky the donkey = the best guttermouth song I know

foxy
04-11-2005, 10:45 AM
is this the donkey
donkey (http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=foxy809&magic_param)

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 10:58 AM
and there's something about johnnynemesis that just makes me want to hug him.
I must admit, I am quite huggable. Have at it!

shatskater
04-12-2005, 06:47 PM
ok....WheelChairMan is a dumb swedish skank-bitch, Just A girl is actually a guy, and JohnnyNemesis is a Jew....just a jew...plain enough!!

JohnnyNemesis
04-12-2005, 06:48 PM
The moment passed. We're through embarassing you. Let it go, it's over.

Jew! OMG! WAKKA WAKKA!!! WTF?! HAHAH!

shatskater
04-12-2005, 06:54 PM
I dunno u embarrased urself more...yup...

JohnnyNemesis
04-12-2005, 06:55 PM
*pats your head* It's over now. Let it go.

shatskater
04-12-2005, 07:02 PM
*pats your head* It's over now. Let it go.

weird....man ur makin no sense!!

JohnnyNemesis
04-12-2005, 07:35 PM
For fuck's sake, no wonder everyone thinks you're a retard. I'll try to say this in the clearest terms possible:

THE ARGUMENT IS OFFICIALLY OVER! I NO LONGER HAVE ANY ANIMOSITY TOWARDS YOU. LET IT GO AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
Thanks, take care now.

SkunkIt
04-12-2005, 09:29 PM
How many are on it so far?
14 idiots and 27 imposters.

shatskater
04-13-2005, 09:09 AM
For fuck's sake, no wonder everyone thinks you're a retard. I'll try to say this in the clearest terms possible:

THE ARGUMENT IS OFFICIALLY OVER! I NO LONGER HAVE ANY ANIMOSITY TOWARDS YOU. LET IT GO AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
Thanks, take care now.

Ok, I understand that...I can read, I read what you said the first time, all I am saying is that your a fucking retard who keeps trying to reverse everything I say back to me, in means to make me seem hypocritical or dumb, and which, everything you were saying absolutely made no sense, was a waste of your effort and of mine....oh we will find out...uhm hmm yup yup.......