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RXP
04-11-2005, 06:19 AM
... I randomly message girls with things like "nice rack, wanna hook up" or "if you put a bag over your head we can do it".

Here's one reply that was gold so i had to post it:



ummmm how abaout no!!!! ...ur a boy not no man u dont even look like u hav started pubity

From http://www.faceparty.com/leamington_girl

And also me:

Send me more pics. What cup size are you? Wanna webcam?
Her

i know they are great.36 D

Hahahahah what a slut.

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 06:21 AM
Heh heh heh..."pubity"...priceless.

crazy_offspring_gal
04-11-2005, 06:44 AM
lol isnt faceparty funny!
iv gained 10 more m8s who have just added me to msn, lol
everyone loves me on there!
im loved :rolleyes:

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 07:26 AM
It's an amusing site, so many people post fake photos.

crazy_offspring_gal
04-11-2005, 07:30 AM
It's an amusing site, so many people post fake photos.
i dont post fake photos, but i know that some cunts do on there, i was talking to someone and i found out he was a pedo. just telling all the girls out there (i know every one sayes it) but watch out who you talk 2 x

Sunny
04-11-2005, 07:30 AM
haha, websites like faceparty rock. so many creeps. i'm on myspace, and i don't even message people.. i just sit back and wait for creepy messages to pour in. and my, do they...


"Hey. May I interest you in a foot massage?"

........


" Hey Magdelena...

Give me a holler if you care to chat I will be coming to the White Plains NY area this week.
Would love to treat to dinner and a few drinks while on the road."


.....what?

"Hey sweetie!

I just wanted to drop a sincer compliment. I know you probably get a million slobbering idiots a day :) I'm not one of them...you're absolutely precious..just wanted to say hi!
Write back! I'd love to hear from ya...."

oh, you mean you're NOT a slobbering idiot? sure fooled me.. ;x


bah. steady source of entertainment. ;p

Noodles is gay
04-11-2005, 08:15 AM
www.faceparty.com/mr_carman

heheheh :D


he even has ... on the right! :eek:

*drool*

Rag Doll
04-11-2005, 09:41 AM
yeah, those websites are hysterical. I got a message on myspace last night from some 39 year old married guy in Brooklyn that wants me to join him & his wife for some BDSM. Oh, lucky me.

Just a Girl
04-11-2005, 09:45 AM
for some reason there was a stage where only bi girls messaged me on faceparty and they all thought i was hot. i remember one was a 20-something nurse. goddamn i'm sexy.

Noodles is gay
04-11-2005, 11:40 AM
Makes Me Happy : men men men!
Makes Me Sad : no men! how wud us girlz survive?!

WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!

I despise people like that. Crucifixion is the only way to deal with them. :mad:

foxy
04-11-2005, 11:42 AM
ha x 10
...............

_ߥ_vil_
04-11-2005, 11:48 AM
One of my messages....

im 22 is that ok

---- Original Message ----


i'm 15 u?
---- Original Message ----

not alot just been workin how old are u

---- Original Message ----

hey...nowt much just been to cinema etc how bout u?

---- Original Message ----

hey how are u im glad u replyed wot u been up to

---- Original Message ----


Hey...yep...I'll talk to you
---- Original Message ----

hi how are u iv just read your profile an id like to talk to you an get to know you if your interested please message me back hope to hear from you soon


Read from bottom up...:D

_ߥ_vil_
04-11-2005, 11:48 AM
I get all the oldder men...Grrrrr... :confused:

Noodles is gay
04-11-2005, 11:58 AM
HAHAHA!!! ^

I just got one asking if he could rate me as 'hot', i mean what kind of person asks that?! :p

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 12:00 PM
Ha!

Jennyriffic, please send me a notarized letter stating that JohnnyNemesis of the NorthEastern section of Bronx, New York is hereby allowed to rate you as "hot".

Vicky
04-11-2005, 12:01 PM
i had one asking me if i wanted to watch em wank on cam.. :s
and lovely jeffo, hes AMAZING. (www.faceparty.com/jeffo_y2k if hes still on it)
and random nigerian/ghana people saying they were princes and asking me to marry them or be their "long term relationship" and crap like that

Dr.Faustus
04-11-2005, 12:03 PM
I like the "Faceparty Defacer" the best.

_ߥ_vil_
04-11-2005, 12:03 PM
i had one asking me if i wanted to watch em wank on cam.. :s
and lovely jeffo, hes AMAZING. (www.faceparty.com/jeffo_y2k if hes still on it)
and random nigerian/ghana people saying they were princes and asking me to marry them or be their "long term relationship" and crap like that

hahaha...I had one saying I was his godess and he'd do anything for me.... :eek:

Erm...no thanks.

Vicky
04-11-2005, 12:07 PM
hahaha...I had one saying I was his godess and he'd do anything for me.... :eek:

Erm...no thanks.

weiirdoooos. i get emails all the time, from random africans, who want either money or an english citizenship, heh

Noodles is gay
04-11-2005, 12:11 PM
and lovely jeffo, hes AMAZING. (www.faceparty.com/jeffo_y2k if hes still on it)

er.....no, no not at all. (he looks like an egg with eyes!)



Ha!

Jennyriffic, please send me a notarized letter stating that JohnnyNemesis of the NorthEastern section of Bronx, New York is hereby allowed to rate you as "hot".

Dear JohnnyNemesis,

this is to certify that JohnnyNemesis of the NorthEastern section of Bronx, New York is hereby allowed to rate me as "hot". I thank you for your time.

Miss. NiG (Jennyriffic)

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 12:14 PM
Dear JohnnyNemesis,

this is to certify that JohnnyNemesis of the NorthEastern section of Bronx, New York is hereby allowed to rate me as "hot". I thank you for your time.


Miss. NiG (Jennyriffic)
*frames it, hangs it up on my wall*

Noodles is gay
04-11-2005, 12:16 PM
*frames it, hangs it up on my wall*

lol! Now you've just gotta find out my alias. ;)

ooh I've been rated by this random bloke! ...at least he's not 22 :p

Vicky
04-11-2005, 12:16 PM
er.....no, no not at all. (he looks like an egg with eyes!)


yeh i know.. but all he says is "how old r u?", "wan2 meet?", "wan2 av sex?"

and he looks WAY worse irl :p he lives in my town so i see him sometimes. me & my friend neil talk to him on MSN, and set him up with non existant girls, hehe

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2005, 12:18 PM
hay vicky i wan2 hav sex wit u lets hav sex vicky reply 21mny vicky lets hav sex :cool: :cool: :cool:

Vicky
04-11-2005, 12:21 PM
hay vicky i wan2 hav sex wit u lets hav sex vicky reply 21mny vicky lets hav sex :cool: :cool: :cool:

yep, EXACTLY like that, haha.. hes so funny :D