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Dr.Faustus
04-13-2005, 07:01 AM
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of min has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends todelete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Please help?

Inshane
04-13-2005, 07:32 AM
ok, that did made me laugh.

-throws the new NoStereotypeGirl version-

Mannen som blev en gris
04-13-2005, 07:32 AM
rofl! That's the only thing here I've read that's actually hilarious! I'll give you five stars.

Jackish
04-13-2005, 07:46 AM
Read it before, but well done! :D

Mannen som blev en gris
04-13-2005, 07:49 AM
He stole it??? (^)

wheelchairman
04-13-2005, 08:15 AM
Of course he did. No one on this bbs is clever, except me.

TheHulaChick
04-13-2005, 08:22 AM
I've seen almost the exact same thing except it's bout boyfriend not a girlfriend.

Dr.Faustus
04-13-2005, 08:47 AM
I was emailed it at work and thought it was funny, therefore thought I'd share it on here.

Sinister
04-13-2005, 09:22 AM
I've seen this a couple times before but its still a bit funny :)

Dr.Faustus
04-13-2005, 02:27 PM
It's pretty damn clever, as long as you understand it. :D

the_GoDdEsS
04-13-2005, 02:29 PM
Haha, I've read the Slovak version a few months back. Pretty funny.

ShadowPyro
04-13-2005, 02:38 PM
That was funny. That made me laugh so much. I wonder who did make that at first... Probably som funny junk thing... Speaking of funny junk:
http://funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm thats funny to.

How the hell do i make a link... oh well copy and paste...

Isolated Fury
04-13-2005, 03:09 PM
I've seen almost the exact same thing except it's bout boyfriend not a girlfriend.

That wouldn't make sense, though. Girls aren't that bad when it comes to geekness.