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Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:43 PM
Raise your hand if you're gay.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:44 PM
Oh, that was so lame mister! *doesn't raise hand*

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:45 PM
It's not lame yet.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:46 PM
You're saying it will be?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:47 PM
Yes it will be. More people have to reply though.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:49 PM
Aha... And those people will say lame things and then the thread will be lame. Right?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:50 PM
Something like that yeah. But different, it's a secret. Sorta...

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:51 PM
Wow... This is exciting!

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:52 PM
Is it really?

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:54 PM
Oh yeah, I can't wait 'til those lame people get here and starts to post lame things.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:55 PM
Well, actually... all they have to do is raise their hands or don't raise their hands.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 02:57 PM
That doesn't sound that exciting actually...

Tijs
11-01-2004, 02:57 PM
I know, but you don't know the secret.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:00 PM
That's right... But when will the secret be revealed?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:00 PM
When more people have posted.

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:03 PM
*raises hand and enters topic*

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:04 PM
Hysteria just posted, does he count as people?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:05 PM
Yeah he does, but we need more! Start promoting my topic! You're now on the official 'A lame cliché thread streetteam'

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:07 PM
As we were the first 3 to post here, shall we be the managers?

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:08 PM
I guess so.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:08 PM
I'm the president. Nightvision can be the vice-president/manager and you can be... whatever you wish to be.

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:09 PM
I'll be the president and vice-president's assistant.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:10 PM
That sounds good. Now... Which country will we take over first?

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:11 PM
It's gotta be America first.

*Angel*
11-01-2004, 03:12 PM
You guys are something, LAME :D

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:13 PM
Angel, please raise your hand if your straight. If not, don't raise your hand. So what's it gonna be?

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:13 PM
But America is so big... Why not start with a small country? Like Liechtenstein, that's small.

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:14 PM
Or Luxembourg. Which is smaller, do you know?

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:14 PM
If you don't do either we'll consider you a bi-sexual.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:15 PM
Liechtenstein is smaller.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:16 PM
Yeah we can start with Luxembourg and then we'll take Liechtenstein... We'll get bigger and bigger and soon no one will be able to stop us! *evil laughter*

Hysteria
11-01-2004, 03:17 PM
Ok!

*starts invading Luxembourg, giving orders for nightvision and tijs to follow*

*Angel*
11-01-2004, 03:17 PM
My hand is up know what

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:18 PM
Ok!

*starts invading Luxembourg, giving orders for nightvision and tijs to follow*
Ahum.. you're the assisten of the vice-president. And I'm the president. *gives you orders*

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:21 PM
Stupid Hysteria... Now bring me a hot chick and alot of beer.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:22 PM
nightvision, you should ask my permission for these sorta things.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:26 PM
Geez... Sorry MR PRESIDENT! You just wait... One day I'll be the president and then you'll see some changes around here.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:29 PM
Well, I wanted to give you permission... but with such an attitude! Well I've never!

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:31 PM
What did I say?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:32 PM
Damn you, you editted your post.
Well it's not what you said but how you said it.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:34 PM
Well you can just kiss my hairy... Cat.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:36 PM
There you go again... watch the attitude mister.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:41 PM
What? My cat is really cute, why won't you kiss him?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:42 PM
Cause he's hairy. Maybe if you'd shaved a piece I would.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:44 PM
Well, maybe I'll do that. Btw, where the hell did my assistant go? I don't pay him for jerking off at home.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:45 PM
He's probably taking care of the apple and banana fields I'm planning to start here. It will be our main income to finance our organisation.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:49 PM
Oh that's good. Hmm... Who will we sell the apples and bananas to?

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:50 PM
Hungry people. Africans mainly.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:52 PM
I thought they had fruits everywhere.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 03:57 PM
But not enough apples and bananas.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 03:58 PM
Maybe... I don't know since I'm not African like yourself.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 04:00 PM
I'm Dutch.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 04:02 PM
No you're not.

Tijs
11-01-2004, 04:03 PM
Yeah I am!

nightvision
11-01-2004, 04:05 PM
You're like delirious or something dude! Everyday when I log in here I see a stupid thread made by Tijs with the title: I'm African!!

Tijs
11-01-2004, 04:09 PM
Ohh... "AFRICAN" I thought you meant something else.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 04:10 PM
I did... :confused:

Tijs
11-01-2004, 04:12 PM
I don't know, but I thought you did..

Snoopy
11-01-2004, 04:12 PM
I think you two should get a room or something. ;]

Tijs
11-01-2004, 04:13 PM
You're bi-sexual aren't you?

nightvision
11-01-2004, 04:14 PM
I already have a room, I'm in it right now.

And now I'll go to sleep.

nightvision
11-01-2004, 04:15 PM
You're bi-sexual aren't you?

He's gotta be since he didn't raise his hand but also didn't not raise his hand.

Snoopy
11-01-2004, 04:22 PM
He's gotta be since he didn't raise his hand but also didn't not raise his hand.
and what if i raise my foot? that makes me...? what?

Jebus
11-01-2004, 05:11 PM
You guys killed it by revealing your plan. *raises hand* Can I join you guys?

Jewel_Blue_Ibanez
11-01-2004, 07:58 PM
*Raises hand*

ThrashedThrasher
11-01-2004, 08:27 PM
Tijs, Nightvision you guys are retarded.

Obie2trice
11-02-2004, 01:12 AM
Agree with ^

Idiot
11-02-2004, 03:06 AM
Stupid Hysteria... Now bring me a hot chick and alot of beer.

I know, but I went in first as a bodyguard to you and Tijs, so I was really being brave and helpful

And the hot chick and beer is waiting for you.

Tijs
11-02-2004, 03:08 AM
Just a few more should raise their hands...

Idiot
11-02-2004, 03:08 AM
As I'm logged in as a different user, does it count?

*raises hand anyway*

Dexter_H
11-02-2004, 03:15 AM
I'll raise my hand..

Idiot
11-02-2004, 03:23 AM
Excellent, we have more people Tijs.

Tijs
11-02-2004, 03:29 AM
Great... just 5 more and this thread will be lame as... a llama.

Idiot
11-02-2004, 03:33 AM
Will that be 10 people then?

Tijs
11-02-2004, 03:36 AM
Just about so I guess.

Idiot
11-02-2004, 04:25 AM
Awesome. So what now president?

Tijs
11-02-2004, 04:30 AM
We should wait silently... but when the thread dies, we've gotta bump it.

Idiot
11-02-2004, 04:34 AM
Ok, you've got a deal sir.

Tijs
11-02-2004, 08:31 AM
..*bump*..

Inshane
11-02-2004, 09:21 AM
yeah tijs. (http://tijs.youarelame.com/)
stupid site.

Tijs, you are now officialy Lame.

ihatechrissneed
11-02-2004, 09:35 AM
*raises hand halfway*
wait it's not worth it
*puts it down again*
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc14.jpg

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:05 AM
yeah tijs. (http://tijs.youarelame.com/)
stupid site.

Tijs, you are now officialy Lame.
*pushes you in a choclate milk jacuzzi*
Some of the statements in there are actually true. My shoes are gigantic!

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:13 AM
do you smell like fish?

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:15 AM
Well.. there is a song which is rather populair to a lot of people I know which is about me smelling bad. I made up the song myself though, but people do sing it.

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:19 AM
you made up a song about yourself smelling bad?
and you sung it to other people?(since they know the song too)
thats...odd (i like the word odd)

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:21 AM
Yeah I know... I'm glad that the other song about me isn't made up by myself and is a positive song about me.

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:23 AM
what other song? :confused:

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:25 AM
Song called 'Oh Tijs'.

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:28 AM
oh! that song






:confused:

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:28 AM
'Course you don't know that song. You're not a part of my social life now are you?

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:30 AM
er...i'm on your msn hahha
and i live in the country next to yours :rolleyes:

Tijs
11-02-2004, 10:32 AM
Oh, yeah, you're Julie aren't you?

But I don't see MSN as my social life really.

fairy call
11-02-2004, 10:35 AM
damn, i knew it!

yeah im julie

nightvision
11-02-2004, 03:00 PM
Tijs, Nightvision you guys are retarded.


What? What did we do?

I know it's you MotaBoy, you can't fool us.

nightvision
11-02-2004, 03:01 PM
I know, but I went in first as a bodyguard to you and Tijs, so I was really being brave and helpful

And the hot chick and beer is waiting for you.

Now we're talking!

Jebus
11-02-2004, 04:39 PM
yeah tijs.

The link used "You think Conan O'brian is funny" as an insult! Blasphemy!

Tijs
11-03-2004, 02:01 AM
Oh for crying out loud. This shit has been going on for too long. It was meant to be a one-day-topic anyway.
I'm not gonna wait until more people vote so I changed the topic title to 'Raise your hand if you're gay.'
There, everyone who raised their hands are officially gay now.

I never claimed this to be funny, just to be lame and cliché.

There.

Idiot
11-03-2004, 10:08 AM
You tell 'em Tijs, I'm behind you all the way (in a strictly non-gay way)

nightvision: hows the hot chick and the beer?

ThrashedThrasher
11-03-2004, 08:42 PM
What? What did we do?

I know it's you MotaBoy, you can't fool us.

Dude fuck off, I'm not MotaBoy but thanks for reminding me of that accusation that I haven't heard since the board was last up.

sKratch
11-03-2004, 10:07 PM
I'm too lazy to check if anyone said this yet, but you guys are gay.

nightvision
11-04-2004, 03:26 PM
nightvision: hows the hot chick and the beer?

Couldn't be better, thank you.

nightvision
11-04-2004, 03:26 PM
Dude fuck off, I'm not MotaBoy but thanks for reminding me of that accusation that I haven't heard since the board was last up.

Still in denial...?

ThrashedThrasher
11-04-2004, 08:13 PM
Still in denial...?


I'm not MotoBoy god fucking damnit!

Idiot
11-05-2004, 03:40 AM
ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy

nightvision
11-05-2004, 02:16 PM
ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy

Heh... :)

ThrashedThrasher
11-05-2004, 03:12 PM
ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy


Gah. Fuck you I am not MotaBoy nor am I in denial.