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Mota Boy
04-15-2005, 11:30 AM
For the past two days I have passed the same car on the interstate on my drive home from work. It has two bumper stickers - one says "Pray to End Abortion", the other "U Can't B Both Catholic and Pro-Choice".

I never would've thought I'd see a form of spelling associated with IMing middle schoolers and Tupac Shakur used in conjunction with a conservative religious message.








jesus iz teh lord lol

Endymion
04-15-2005, 11:33 AM
i always get upset when i see this mini van in my apartment's lot with the bumper sticker "smile, your mom is pro life." seems to imply there are no planned pregnancies. plus my mother is very pro-choice.

JoY
04-15-2005, 11:44 AM
jesus iz teh lord lolhahahahahaha!!

Little_Miss_1565
04-15-2005, 01:34 PM
i always get upset when i see this mini van in my apartment's lot with the bumper sticker "smile, your mom is pro life." seems to imply there are no planned pregnancies. plus my mother is very pro-choice.

Haha, my mom is pro-choice too.

Mota Boy
04-15-2005, 01:39 PM
Also, those bumper stickers that say "Choose life... your mother did!"

It's like "yeah... after the first seven times."

Vera
04-15-2005, 03:00 PM
How about a picture of angry!Jesus with a speech bubble: "I died for your sins, bitch!"

I'd put that on my car.

JoY
04-15-2005, 03:51 PM
*cracks up* this topic is seriously entertaining me. officially.

dirtybird
04-15-2005, 04:37 PM
Jezus iz mi Homeboi.

Chris
04-15-2005, 04:47 PM
http://www.somethingunderstood.org/img/crucifixion-brb.png

Endymion
04-15-2005, 05:04 PM
you just had to push my head into a jesus flood, didn't you?
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1102405854041.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1103161738012.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1111460721411.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1111863023938.jpg

Endymion
04-15-2005, 05:05 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1111950827546.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1111951581114.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112339749879.gifnext up, raptor jesus!

Chris
04-15-2005, 05:06 PM
Well I couldn't fail to think of you when I pressed submit - nicely done.

Endymion
04-15-2005, 05:06 PM
ZOOMj, RAPTOR JESUS!?~
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1111865522993.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112016482800.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112069616995.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112169429111.jpg

Endymion
04-15-2005, 05:07 PM
raptor jesus lives!
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112240365540.gifhttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112243064361.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112299653556.pnghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112299855672.jpg

Endymion
04-15-2005, 05:09 PM
*cough*
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1113069076254.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112560141978.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1112851638988.jpg
raptor jesus didn't die for your sins. he died from an asteroid.

HornyPope
04-15-2005, 05:10 PM
It's talks of how my mom nearly aborted 'me'* make trips to parents' house so inviting. Nothing tops a classy chat between a mother and son of days when the latter was this close to being surgically shred in pieces by his own lovin' momma's volition. Much to her missfortune at the time, however, her dad was/is a fervant opponent of abortions and such other unthinkable sins as sex out of marriage, and he threatened to kick her out of the house and disown her if she dared go ahead with the plan--and thus little Vlad was born. I can't help but smile to hear my mom justify her reasoning with examples of the hardship in her life at that time, and I nod in full agreement that it was only natural that she considered abortion among the alternatives, but I think the irony is wasted on her. She nevertheless ends every discussion with the statement that i'm the "best thing that ever happened to her and she's most gracefull to call me a son". I love you too, mother dear.


* - I'm not sure if I could refer to the fetus as 'myself'. Amid the debates of when a fetus turns into an infant, one never hears oneself say "In days of yore when I was but a three week old fetus, my mom considered abortion". Come to think of it, that's a kick ass line. I shall make a mental note to use it sometimes in my eventual novel.

Little_Miss_1565
04-15-2005, 09:41 PM
Wow, Endy. After laughing so hard at those, I think I'm comfortable with the idea that I will burn for all eternity. Even though I still consider Jesus one of my close personal homeboys.

Gordie
04-15-2005, 11:16 PM
http://www.somethingunderstood.org/img/crucifixion-brb.png


quite possibly the funniest thing ive seen all week.. i needed that

the_GoDdEsS
04-15-2005, 11:57 PM
Oh noes, this is gold. Haha.

And it's seriously disturbing to have stickers like that on a car. Wtf?

Endymion
04-16-2005, 02:40 AM
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1113621869384.gifhttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/jesus/1113637304517.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/classic/centipedes.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/classic/pinkstink.jpg

*shrug*

Vera
04-16-2005, 05:35 AM
...

Thanks, Endy. Like the raptors didn't already make me lose my appetite.

Endymion
04-16-2005, 10:41 AM
i urge everyone to do an online check of centipedes in their vaginas. as the advert says, it's more likely than you think.

Vera
04-16-2005, 10:44 AM
I'll make you a vagina.

iflogmymolly
04-16-2005, 10:50 AM
For the past two days I have passed the same car on the interstate on my drive home from work. It has two bumper stickers - one says "Pray to End Abortion", the other "U Can't B Both Catholic and Pro-Choice".

I never would've thought I'd see a form of spelling associated with IMing middle schoolers and Tupac Shakur used in conjunction with a conservative religious message.

Yeah, abortion is horrible! How could you kill your own unborn baby!?

JoY
04-16-2005, 11:22 AM
Yeah, abortion is horrible! How could you kill your own unborn baby!?
*repeatedly slaps forehead with open hand*

Mota Boy
04-17-2005, 08:56 PM
Yesterday I passed a truck with "R U Saved?" printed on the back of it. What the fuck is going on here?