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Skate Rat 19
04-16-2005, 08:31 PM
I figured it out. If you hold a US. bank hostage the police cant gun you down because of hostages. So you demand three things, up to 12 million in cash or credit, a pardon for your crime, and immunity for as long as it takes you to get home. Tell me thats not fool proof.

PS. you also need an automatic weapon cause they'll just send swat if you have a pistol, but with like an AK-47 or whatever you could slaughter the hostages in seconds.

Endymion
04-16-2005, 08:34 PM
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yeah, that'd work.

JohnnyNemesis
04-16-2005, 08:34 PM
Once you get home, you're a dead man. The next morning if not then.

Skate Rat 19
04-16-2005, 08:36 PM
Not if you have a pardon, unless they bribe street gangs to get you, but i wouldn't worry if u had a machine gun.

JohnnyNemesis
04-16-2005, 08:40 PM
Not if you have a pardon

Yeah, the United States would NEVER go back on something they said they'd do! Never ever! No sirree. We have such an honest, caring government!

Besides, you wouldn't get the pardon. You'd either pussy out and not kill the hostages, or you would go through with it, kill them, and get killed next. Also, there'd be a long, long wait after your demands; negotiations, etc.

The cops wouldn't care as much about the hostages as you think.

Skate Rat 19
04-16-2005, 08:44 PM
So you would go to LA. an get a VERY busy bank at a very busy time, get like at least 45 people, shoot every hour. Now if the police has a slaughter roits would break out since they are always being criticized of cruelty, also shooting every hour would set a time limit. And if you only shoot and dont hurt anyone you could say it was a political statement and have public support in the after negotiations.

Endymion
04-16-2005, 09:01 PM
wrong, check your history. you can't get away with it.

the_GoDdEsS
04-17-2005, 01:03 AM
Good plan. Just imagine how many bitches will want to blow you if you have so much money.

The Talking Pie
04-17-2005, 03:58 AM
I can't believe it... why did no one ever think of taking hostages before?

Endymion
04-17-2005, 04:17 AM
I can't believe it... why did no one ever think of taking hostages before?

no no, the key is demanding a pardon and immunity.

_ߥ_vil_
04-17-2005, 04:54 AM
Like they'd give you all that anyway.....

0r4ng3
04-17-2005, 08:59 AM
wait, what if the cops have hidden snipers or something like that?
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JohnnyNemesis
04-17-2005, 08:59 AM
Skate Rat, you're amazing.

Skate Rat 19
04-17-2005, 09:21 AM
I am dude, watch I'll be on CNN one day. I just have to find a machine gun, then find a busy bank in a city with a very critcized police force. Then I'll say its a political statement and get public support. OK heres how it'll go, I'll take up to 100,000$ out of all accounts and say that I'm stealing back my money from the government since they have to refill up to 100,000$ in anyones account in case of something like that. I'll say since BUSH has robbed us I'm getting my money back. No one will loose a cent except the govenerment. and to make sure police cant swarm me Ill stir up a roit who wouldn't help me if its a first real move against bush, the government cant afford another decade of protests and roits and what not.

Skate Rat 19
04-17-2005, 09:25 AM
fuck man im only 14!!!! I cant get a gun!

Skate Rat 19
04-17-2005, 09:28 AM
wait thats good, they cant take out a teen

0r4ng3
04-17-2005, 09:29 AM
I am dude, watch I'll be on CNN one day. I just have to find a machine gun, then find a busy bank in a city with a very critcized police force. Then I'll say its a political statement and get public support. OK heres how it'll go, I'll take up to 100,000$ out of all accounts and say that I'm stealing back my money from the government since they have to refill up to 100,000$ in anyones account in case of something like that. I'll say since BUSH has robbed us I'm getting my money back. No one will loose a cent except the govenerment. and to make sure police cant swarm me Ill stir up a roit who wouldn't help me if its a first real move against bush, the government cant afford another decade of protests and roits and what not.
you see, that's where i agree
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the_GoDdEsS
04-17-2005, 09:36 AM
14?! *points and laughs*

Dude, you're lame for not being able to get a gun.

Noodles is gay
04-17-2005, 09:36 AM
i think that's a stupid plan - just get several friends, several automatics and just run in, grab money, run out. Simple.

The Talking Pie
04-17-2005, 09:44 AM
Yeah, dude, the longer you stay in there the longer the cops have to figure out the best way to kill you. But, I'm with TripBoy; prove us all wrong. Please.

Skate Rat 19
04-18-2005, 04:54 AM
It's not THAT easy getting a machine gun, a simple pistol wont do, the police will take you down with that, the reason for the, um I'll get an AK-47, is to show the cops I can slaughter every single hostage in there and start WW3. But my being 14 helps me stay alive but stops me from getting the gun. I do have a tactical M4 assault rifle BB gun but my local police have already caught me with that and now know what airsoft is.

Skate Rat 19
04-18-2005, 07:56 AM
well none I know have AK-47s and I'm not dumb enough to rob a place with that kinda firepower. I could see it now "hey you! eat this bitch! and then I'd be turned into swiss cheese.

Skate Rat 19
04-18-2005, 07:58 AM
14?! *points and laughs*

Dude, you're lame for not being able to get a gun.

I could get a gun, just not an automatic assault rifle.

burning-the-high-life
04-18-2005, 08:09 AM
Check out some pawn shops, find one with an automatic weapon, and do a burglary. It's not that hard now, is it? Let me know everything about the building, whether the owners live there, how many doors, bars on the windows, locked cabinets, opening and closing hours, everything like that. Do a little recon, and I'll tell you what to do next.

what a load of ####...you don't know #### i think just about every one can see that

Dr.Faustus
04-19-2005, 04:51 AM
American authority is dumb enough to fool for all that. It's definitely possible. Try it.

Linda
04-19-2005, 07:37 AM
hahahahaha
Great topic!!!