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ruroken
04-21-2005, 10:24 AM
This is cool. Like Akira Toriyama. Now, ASK ME ANYTHING!! :D

ruroken
04-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Why are you so cool?
Because I'm talking to myself! :D
I'm bored...

_ߥ_vil_
04-21-2005, 10:34 AM
Have you had any gay relationships with any hairy men?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 10:36 AM
Uh... no... why would you ask that? :confused:

_ߥ_vil_
04-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Uh... no... why would you ask that? :confused:

I heard some hesitation there...is that guilt of being found out??? :p

BTW You said..ask me anything...So I did!

ruroken
04-21-2005, 10:42 AM
The hesitation was from the shock of being asked such an odd question. I never have and I never will.

_ߥ_vil_
04-21-2005, 11:02 AM
The hesitation was from the shock of being asked such an odd question. I never have and I never will.

I bet you will... :p :D

MirandaV
04-21-2005, 11:15 AM
Are you a virgin?

notoriousdoc
04-21-2005, 11:23 AM
knock, knock... no, screw it. wait, uh, whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:16 PM
Are you a virgin?
Yes, I am. :(

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:18 PM
Why do you love me.
Because, you are beautiful and you like Princess Mononoke. As well as other things that I can't think of right now...

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:19 PM
knock, knock... no, screw it. wait, uh, whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
I have not the slightest idea. Sorry!

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:23 PM
Why can't I remember my runescape password???

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:25 PM
Why can't I remember my runescape password???
How the fuck should I know?
Your new avatar sucks. Sorry, but it's creepy. You go there? My friend does. His name (I believe) on it is DK Masenko.
Your sig also sucks. Damn it, you're getting wierder all the fucking time now...

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:29 PM
How the fuck should I know?
Your new avatar sucks. Sorry, but it's creepy. You go there? My friend does. His name (I believe) on it is DK Masenko.
Your sig also sucks. Damn it, you're getting wierder all the fucking time now...
Await my friend, more weirdness is still to come. lol But im still adjusting my sig. The ava stays.

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:30 PM
goddammit... you were more fun the first day...

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:33 PM
Well i removed my "sig not ready" crap. A useless attempt to be funny...I suck at making jokes...Now i gotta find something else to post as my sig! By the way, i used to go to runescape, stopped like a year ago, but these days i've been wanting to check it out again. I also play knight online lol :D

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:34 PM
Again, your avatar is creepy...

BassDude
04-21-2005, 12:37 PM
For what reason did you make this thread?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:38 PM
For what reason did you make this thread?
I knew this would be asked.

In Dragonball, Akira Toriyama has a section like this for letters. I felt it would be more fun to make a thread. Plus, I'm cool. So... yeah...

crazy_offspring_gal
04-21-2005, 12:39 PM
were do you really live?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:41 PM
were do you really live?
Washington.

Punky Dudess
04-21-2005, 12:47 PM
What colour is your hair? :)

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:48 PM
What colour is your hair? :)
Brown .

Punky Dudess
04-21-2005, 12:50 PM
Can i add you to my buddy list?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:53 PM
Can i add you to my buddy list?
Sure. That'd be cool. :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2005, 12:54 PM
Washington.

TheUnholyNightbringer offers his sympathy to Washington.

Ruroken, TheUnholyNightbringer's question for you is:

How come it's so fun to talk in the third person?

ruroken
04-21-2005, 12:55 PM
TheUnholyNightbringer offers his sympathy to Washington.

Ruroken, TheUnholyNightbringer's question for you is:

How come it's so fun to talk in the third person?
wtf are you talking about? :confused: I only did that once...
Oh, I mean, I don't know why. Probably because not many people do it.

Punky Dudess
04-21-2005, 01:02 PM
How can electromagnets be used in a thermal device designed for the home?

(physics homework) :p

Amanda
04-21-2005, 01:12 PM
Again, your avatar is creepy...
Thus the basis of its appeal.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2005, 01:13 PM
How can electromagnets be used in a thermal device designed for the home?

(physics homework) :p

Have a handheld one to pull the radiators closer to you.

Eh? Eh? :D

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 01:22 PM
Why do you like to start 1234213432 threads a day???????

Amanda
04-21-2005, 01:25 PM
Why do you like to start 1234213432 threads a day???????
Boredom can really put your creativity to work, or it can get you to endlessly annoy others...You choose wich one's working for him.

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 01:29 PM
Boredom can really put your creativity to work, or it can get you to endlessly annoy others...You choose wich one's working for him.

Lol...... Ohhhhh But I really wanted him to come up with a very reasonable answer....... :p (Which would probably sound really funny or dumb hahaha)

Amanda
04-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Lol...... Ohhhhh But I really wanted him to come up with a very reasonable answer....... :p (Which would probably sound really funny or dumb hahaha)
Hehe, seeing him try to answer that reasonably would definately be funny.Too bad, i think he's gone already.

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 01:33 PM
:D
Hehe, seeing him try to answer that reasonably would definately be funny.Too bad, i think he's gone already.

No Problem, I'm dying to see his answer hahahahahaha

Omni
04-21-2005, 04:32 PM
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Amanda
04-21-2005, 04:37 PM
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Purple? Agh, nevermind, ruroken will probrably have a better answer...

Omni
04-21-2005, 04:40 PM
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Amanda
04-21-2005, 05:11 PM
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
No, its probrably just funy little shapes to them. Dumb...again ruroken can do better.

Omni
04-21-2005, 05:14 PM
Amanda, since you don't seem to be catching on, these questions are for entertainment value, not to actually be answered.

lint
04-21-2005, 06:49 PM
Ok, Ruroken. 2 trains are traveling at the same speed, #112 from wisconsin and #267 from san francisco. #112 is run on electricity and #267 on coal and gas. Their destination is Russia. They must cut through Canada and cross Beringea in order to reach Russia. Who will make it to Russia first, Train #112 or #267?

ShadowPyro
04-21-2005, 06:50 PM
^ My head hurts like hell now....

Inshane
04-22-2005, 09:33 AM
Have you ever been hit against the head by a concrete object which made your braincells disfunction or not function at all at times?

notoriousdoc
04-22-2005, 10:32 AM
I have not the slightest idea. Sorry!

you can't wash your face in a buffalo

hahahahahahaha... no :(

sk8ter-hater
04-22-2005, 10:38 AM
How pigs rainbows bird on crap?

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2005, 10:40 AM
Did your mother let you start posting again, or are you just sneaking around?

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-22-2005, 10:41 AM
Sneaking around, I guess. He's a rebel like that.

I've still heard of no highly promised Ruroken-related murders, though.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:24 PM
How can electromagnets be used in a thermal device designed for the home?

(physics homework) :p
Uh... the moose found... uh...
I don't know... sorry...

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:25 PM
Why do you like to start 1234213432 threads a day???????
Because I like my ideas.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:25 PM
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Green .

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:26 PM
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Depends on how illiterate they are.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:27 PM
Ok, Ruroken. 2 trains are traveling at the same speed, #112 from wisconsin and #267 from san francisco. #112 is run on electricity and #267 on coal and gas. Their destination is Russia. They must cut through Canada and cross Beringea in order to reach Russia. Who will make it to Russia first, Train #112 or #267?
Depends on climate and whatever's on them.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:28 PM
Do you like gay people
Define "like". If you mean "love", then no.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:28 PM
Have you ever been hit against the head by a concrete object which made your braincells disfunction or not function at all at times?
No. But if I have been, I probably wouldn't remember.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:29 PM
How pigs rainbows bird on crap?
Question is impossible to answer. Find a retard.

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:29 PM
Did your mother let you start posting again, or are you just sneaking around?
I'm sneaking around.

Punky Dudess
04-22-2005, 12:30 PM
how old are you?

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:31 PM
how old are you?
I'm 15 years old.

sk8ter-hater
04-22-2005, 12:32 PM
How does robocop have sex?
and if he does, who made his robotic penis?

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:33 PM
How does robocop have sex?
and if he does, who made his robotic penis?
He doesn't. He just... I don't know...

sk8ter-hater
04-22-2005, 12:38 PM
Is there a way to measure the bitchiness of a bitch?
If so, what do you call this meter?

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:39 PM
Is there a way to measure the bitchiness of a bitch?
If so, what do you call this meter?
hmmm.....
bitch-o-meter i guess....

------------------------------------------
bitch-stupid bitch-bitch-complete bitch

sk8ter-hater
04-22-2005, 12:46 PM
Why don't people agree that Change the World and Genocide have a similar beat?

ruroken
04-22-2005, 12:47 PM
Why don't people agree that Change the World and Genocide have a similar beat?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??!?!?!??!?!
They do!!! I thought it was a slower version of Genocide!!!

Omni
04-22-2005, 03:18 PM
Depends on how illiterate they are.

I don't there there are letters of illiteracy. You either are or aren't.

Omni
04-22-2005, 03:19 PM
Letters = Levels**

Typo.

lint
04-22-2005, 05:18 PM
Depends on climate and whatever's on them.

...hes good.

Amanda
04-22-2005, 05:30 PM
A drunk stranger has just slapped me. Shall i slap him back..Or just give him a good punch?

_ߥ_vil_
04-22-2005, 05:32 PM
Punccchhhh!!!!


Crash, bang, whallop!!!!!

ruroken
04-22-2005, 06:03 PM
A drunk stranger has just slapped me. Shall i slap him back..Or just give him a good punch?
Walk away. It doesn't matter. He was an idiot, so there aren't worries of it happenng again.

Kodama
04-29-2005, 09:17 AM
Is my avatar cool?

foxy
04-29-2005, 09:18 AM
should i shag my GF at her birthday party sleep over

Kodama
04-29-2005, 09:20 AM
should i shag my GF at her birthday party sleep over
Does he mean in front of everyone?

foxy
04-29-2005, 09:21 AM
no while there all out side for dinner it should take them about an hr so what do you think?
oh oh oh or no no no

Kodama
04-29-2005, 09:23 AM
no while there all out side for dinner it should take them about an hr so what do you think?
oh oh oh or no no no
I don't know. i'm not him. Am I?

foxy
04-29-2005, 09:24 AM
well i think yes
ill just lock the door so her mum and dad cant get in

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-29-2005, 10:17 AM
should i shag my GF at her birthday party sleep over

Heh. I'm speechless.

notoriousdoc
04-29-2005, 10:18 AM
should i shag my GF at her birthday party sleep over

get in there mate! just dont forget a johnny...

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-29-2005, 10:21 AM
Why would Rick want to see it?

Heh. I crack me up.

notoriousdoc
04-29-2005, 10:22 AM
Why would Rick want to see it?

Heh. I crack me up.

i'm not sure but he'd have to be very flexible... ;) ;) ;)

Mentally_Challenged
04-29-2005, 02:11 PM
Runescape sucks.

Too Damn Right

Kodama
04-29-2005, 02:13 PM
Am I great or what?

Abbreviation_Boy
05-05-2005, 09:37 AM
jkldfjkfgkjgfkngkjfgfgf BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

ruroken
05-05-2005, 09:42 AM
WTF did you do that for?

Oh wait, I have to answer that. It's because you're retarded.

ruroken
05-05-2005, 09:43 AM
This thread is great. Now, ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ruroken
05-05-2005, 01:44 PM
fjjffjhgjjfjhjfjfjh

ruroken
05-07-2005, 11:39 AM
bump*
ASK QUESTIONS DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turb0negr0
05-07-2005, 11:58 AM
Okay, here's one...
Why does Turbonegro's new CD, "Party Animals" kick so much ass?

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:01 PM
Okay, here's one...
Why does Turbonegro's new CD, "Party Animals" kick so much ass?
Because you have kick ass taste in music. Which reminds me of something...

Jimbob2005
05-07-2005, 12:02 PM
I have a question, Ruroken. Could you kindly stop posting?!

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:06 PM
I have a question, Ruroken. Could you kindly stop posting?!
:rolleyes: dumbass

Jimbob2005
05-07-2005, 12:07 PM
:rolleyes: dumbass
And could you kindly stop existing too?!

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:07 PM
How come no one notices how similar mine and turb0negr0's signatures are?
Because no one cares.

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:07 PM
And could you kindly stop existing too?!
:rolleyes: You're continue to get more idiotic.

Jimbob2005
05-07-2005, 12:09 PM
:rolleyes: You're continuing to get more idiotic.
Get it right, idiot.

You are a bigger imbecile than me, and you of all people, no matter how stupid I may be, have NO AUTHORITY to tell me that I am idiotic. Dipshit. For that you can take a nap on a freeway tonight.

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:11 PM
Get it right, idiot.

You are a bigger imbecile than me, and you of all people, no matter how stupid I may be, have NO AUTHORITY to tell me that I am idiotic. Dipshit. For that you can take a nap on a freeway tonight.
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/IMAGES/Cattitude.jpg

Jimbob2005
05-07-2005, 12:15 PM
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/IMAGES/Cattitude.jpg
Yes I take great offence at a raised middle finger :rolleyes:

I thought my originality sucked..........

turb0negr0
05-07-2005, 12:15 PM
http://www.yougotta.com/Darla/IMAGES/Cattitude.jpg


okay, stop that.
you've posted that damn picture 6 times in the past few minutes

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:16 PM
Yes I take great offence at a raised middle finger :rolleyes:

I thought my originality sucked..........
I like the pic. Besides, it looks EXACTLY like my cat...

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:17 PM
Jimbob, have you ever thought that maybe if you shut up, ruroken might too?
Exactly. Some people are too retarded to know that though...

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:24 PM
You're just jealous.
indeed. But I also think you did that on purpose.

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:29 PM
Why is this (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/squares2.php) such an awesome and addicting game?
This might take awhile........

ruroken
05-07-2005, 12:31 PM
I might be gone awhile now...

It's because it's original and fast-paced

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-07-2005, 06:20 PM
jkldfjkfgkjgfkngkjfgfgf BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB


WTF did you do that for?

Oh wait, I have to answer that. It's because you're retarded.


fjjffjhgjjfjhjfjfjh

Retard .

Unnatural Disaster
05-07-2005, 08:35 PM
Can you define supranationalism and devolution and then give an example of how each have affected European countries in the 20th century?

(Social Studies homework)

original_prankster
05-07-2005, 08:36 PM
What time is it where you live?

ruroken
05-08-2005, 01:05 PM
TUNB, I was lazy. For everyone else, I'll answer those later.

ruroken
05-21-2005, 06:45 PM
I think it's about time to revive this thread. Sorry. But I really like this thread. It's great for when I'm bored.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 06:52 PM
Because, you are beautiful and you like Princess Mononoke. As well as other things that I can't think of right now...

Isn't andrian a guy?!

ruroken
05-21-2005, 06:55 PM
Isn't andrian a guy?!
Jesus christ, man... no. She's a girl. Also, if I didn't know you, I'd give ye a death threat.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:26 PM
Jesus christ, man... no. She's a girl. Also, if I didn't know you, I'd give ye a death threat.

shut the fuck up moron! go die in hell and rot! i was being sarcastic! ok motherfucker?!

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-21-2005, 07:30 PM
This Ruroken charachter strikes me as either gay or female.

i HATE THAT GIRL THAT GOES BY RUROKEN

ruroken
05-22-2005, 01:43 PM
Go fuck yourselves. Now this thread will always live, because you're all being assholes. Deal with your punishment. I am your religion.

Turbonegro
05-22-2005, 02:43 PM
I am your religion.


Religion is full of shit.


No religion forums. I hate religion.

* cough *

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-22-2005, 03:54 PM
Go fuck yourselves. Now this thread will always live, because you're all being assholes. Deal with your punishment. I am your religion.

Hehe, you sir, are an idiot! Go home you cocksucker

Homer
05-22-2005, 04:03 PM
back on topic:

Ruroken, do you know that Santa doesn't exist?

Homer
05-22-2005, 04:28 PM
ruroken, how do you find the volume of a cone, pyrimid, prism, cylender and sphere

oh! I know, I know!


*cough*cylinder*cough*

Homer
05-22-2005, 04:33 PM
sorry, a little typo

suuuuuureee.....

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 09:19 AM
* cough *
It's a joke... I AM YOUR RELIGION!!!

It's just funny... but my humor sucks.

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2005, 09:57 AM
How many accounts do you actually have?

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:03 AM
How many accounts do you actually have?
dgnanashi- locked out
masticatingcow- when I forgot my ruroken password...
cowbell- quota shit...
引出しの人- because it's cool
Drawer Guy Nanashi- full username of dgnanashi
Ultima- also cool with cool avatar
shitmonger- forgot the password to this and just remembered it recently...
ruroken- almost forgot to add to list

That's all I can remember for now... there might be one or two more. Don't bother, I know I'm an idiot. Oh well.

*puppy eyes, hoping for pat on head*

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2005, 10:11 AM
I won't call you an idiot now. But I'd still like to know why you need so many. You could as well stick to one and not spam with the others.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:13 AM
I won't call you an idiot now. But I'd still like to know why you need so many. You could as well stick to one and not spam with the others.
I'm not spamming with the others, I just had VERY poor judgement those days. If I could delete them, I would only keep this one, ruroken, and cowbell. All are just to get away from posting as ruroken.

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2005, 10:15 AM
cowbell was lame.

What are you trying to get away from?

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 10:21 AM
Just the constant needing to be "myself". I'm not used to being "myself" so I must get away into some alternate ANYTHING to feel more at ease. I know it's pathetic, but that's my addiction to escapism...

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2005, 10:27 AM
That's alright, you're still developing your 'self' and all that crap that comes along with growing up. I understand you sometimes need an escape and the internet makes this very, very easy. But at the same time you also have to understand that these kinds of things can annoy people. Especially when you're running away from something, from other posters, from being confronted with something, even with the way you are. I'd say stick to being yourself, it's not nearly as scary as it sometimes seems to be. You still have to face reality even after an escape.

And when you eventually accept yourself and even the faults people point out in you, others will want to accept you too.

Crack Magnum
06-20-2005, 02:16 PM
*bump* .

China Boy
06-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Ok, Ruroken. I'm so generous that I'll give you a whole bloody interview :D

What is your real name?
What does ruroken mean?
What do those japanese characters in your name mean?
Do you like Pizza?
What is your favorite colour?
Do you speak swahili?
Do you play guitar and smoke a lot of pot?

There you go.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:51 PM
Ok, Ruroken. I'm so generous that I'll give you a whole bloody interview :D

What is your real name? Only one person here knows.
What does ruroken mean? RuroKen =Rurouni Kenshin
What do those japanese characters in your name mean? "Drawer Guy"
Do you like Pizza? Fuck yeah!
What is your favorite colour? I don't care much for choosing.
Do you speak swahili? No. Never heard of it.
Do you play guitar and smoke a lot of pot? I play guitar, but I don't do any drugs.

St. Jimmy
06-20-2005, 02:52 PM
Ok, Ruroken. I'm so generous that I'll give you a whole bloody interview :D

What is your real name? Only one person here knows.
What does ruroken mean? RuroKen =Rurouni Kenshin
What do those japanese characters in your name mean? "Drawer Guy"
Do you like Pizza? Fuck yeah!
What is your favorite colour? I don't care much for choosing.
Do you speak swahili? No. Never heard of it.
Do you play guitar and smoke a lot of pot? I play guitar, but I don't do any drugs.

you suck man...kidding.

China Boy
06-20-2005, 02:54 PM
you suck man...kidding.

What's that got do with anything?

Are the questions lame?

They're meant to be :cool:

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:54 PM
I answer all questions.

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 02:55 PM
I have a question.

Do you really hate me? If so, why?

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:55 PM
I have a question.

Do you really hate me? If so, why?
I don't hate you. Did I say I did? :confused:

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 02:56 PM
Yes, I do believe so.

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 02:57 PM
When and where? Because I don't remember that...

China Boy
06-20-2005, 02:58 PM
I answer all questions.

Oh...... sorry

didnt see it

:D

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 02:59 PM
I'm not sure if you came out and completely said it, but you've made notion towards it. Ok, I'll rephrase it.

Do you strongly dislike me or my company? If so, why?

引出しの人
06-20-2005, 03:00 PM
I'm not sure if you came out and completely said it, but you've made notion towards it. Ok, I'll rephrase it.

Do you strongly dislike me or my company? If so, why?
I do not dislike you. As of recently, you have become nicer. I now enjoy your presence. You also pay a fair amount of attention to my posts, which helps me be serious.

Isolated Fury
06-20-2005, 03:02 PM
I do not dislike you. As of recently, you have become nicer. I now enjoy your presence. You also pay a fair amount of attention to my posts, which helps me be serious.

Haha, I've become nicer? There was a point where I was mean? I'm sorry. I just don't like to hold my opinions inside.

SkunkIt
06-20-2005, 04:10 PM
Ruroken, why do you like gay porn?

original_psycho
06-20-2005, 04:15 PM
Ruroken, why do you have a girly name?

panzor41
06-20-2005, 04:18 PM
Name eight different types of dirt. :)

SkunkIt
06-20-2005, 04:22 PM
Ruroken, why do you like harry men?

ruroken
06-20-2005, 06:03 PM
How bout I ask all of you why YOU are obsessed with those things? I never mention them, so the only way you could think those things is if YOU like them.