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Faust
04-21-2005, 12:07 PM
http://www.badcookie.com
mine:

be selfish with your money,
trouble lies ahead.

Betty
04-21-2005, 12:07 PM
Best fortune ever that I got a few weeks ago:

"All your hard work will soon pay off."

Noodles is gay
04-21-2005, 12:11 PM
"to get what you want you must commit yourself forever to dark forces"

Yes, i know... :cool:

live_fast_gurl
04-21-2005, 12:13 PM
"you cannot fall from the floor"
hahaha

Izie
04-21-2005, 12:14 PM
"You will attract uncultured people to your home."

Ew.

Tired_Of_You
04-21-2005, 12:15 PM
"A friend is a present you can buy yourself"
yay.

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:16 PM
Apparently i'm screwed. "A friend will ask you for your time and steal your money." :D

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2005, 12:17 PM
"You will have difficulty finding outlets for your minor creative abilities."

Fuck you, cookie.

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 12:18 PM
"Eureka"

" You are very negative in words, act and feeling "

:eek:

live_fast_gurl
04-21-2005, 12:19 PM
"Eureka"

" You are very negative in words, act and feeling "

:eek:
the cookie is lying

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 12:21 PM
the cookie is lying

I know it hahahaha......... I found out funny that what was said is totally the opposite of me hehehhe........ ;)

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:21 PM
I hate the cookie. The cookie wants to ruin my life.

Noodles is gay
04-21-2005, 12:21 PM
"Eureka"


'ευρισκε! (heuriske!)



sorry; i just had to do that :D

live_fast_gurl
04-21-2005, 12:22 PM
sorry; i just had to do that :D
why??!!?............

Noodles is gay
04-21-2005, 12:25 PM
why??!!?............

I don't know...*hangs head in shame*

traditionally the exclamation of Archimedes when he realized, during bathing, that the volume of an irregular solid could be calculated by measuring the water displaced when it was immersed :cool:


God, i just ooze coolness don't I? :p Right i'll stop now - i have squash

Camilamazed
04-21-2005, 12:27 PM
sorry; i just had to do that :D

hehehe......Now you tell what is so funny about because I didn't get.... :p

original_psycho
04-21-2005, 12:27 PM
''He who expects no gratitude, shall always be poor''
What the...

Jimbob2005
04-21-2005, 12:35 PM
You are very negative in words, act and feeling

Well, I am a negative person who doesn't trust people enough, and I ought to stand up for myself more

Pyro
04-21-2005, 12:45 PM
"Always remember to pillage before you burn" i don't have any idea what it means... :confused:

Amanda
04-21-2005, 12:49 PM
So, I decided to try again. A desperate attempt to get a less freaky fortune. Cookie: " Depart not from the path wich fate has assigned you, or you will die a hideous death."
So, as it seems, the cookie doesn't want to only ruin my life, it wants to end it in a hideous way. Well, the cookie can just kiss my A@$%!!!!!

notoriousdoc
04-21-2005, 12:52 PM
I don't know...*hangs head in shame*

traditionally the exclamation of Archimedes when he realized, during bathing, that the volume of an irregular solid could be calculated by measuring the water displaced when it was immersed :cool:


God, i just ooze coolness don't I? :p Right i'll stop now - i have squash

this is why i love NiG. anyhoo
http://www.badcookie.com/fortunes/fortune55.gif

Unnatural Disaster
04-21-2005, 01:32 PM
"Now is not the time to try something new..."

Rye
04-21-2005, 04:46 PM
Fuck you, cookie.

Indeed.

"You have no outstanding traits"

Does that even count as a fortune?

Rye
04-21-2005, 05:01 PM
"Always remember to pillage before you burn" i don't have any idea what it means... :confused:

Take all you want from something before you destroy it, otherwise it goes to waste.

Omni
04-21-2005, 07:27 PM
"Do not reach for your money purse in public"

I'll be sure to guard my purse at all times.

Skate Rat 19
04-21-2005, 08:15 PM
"Great fortune awaits you"
I knew my T-Shirt would sell all along.

Unnatural Disaster
04-21-2005, 08:40 PM
"Beware the dark, mechanical bird."

live_fast_gurl
04-21-2005, 11:47 PM
hehehe......Now you tell what is so funny about because I didn't get.... :p
youre not alone

Mannen som blev en gris
04-22-2005, 04:58 AM
You will be showered with bad luck...... :mad: :D

JoY
04-22-2005, 05:18 AM
"You will have difficulty finding outlets for your minor creative abilities."

Fuck you, cookie.
that one.

one assholic cookie, I tell you.

Lightning_Rod
04-22-2005, 05:57 AM
"A friend is a present you can buy yourself"

Interesting!

Matthew :cool: .

Pyro
04-22-2005, 07:29 AM
Take all you want from something before you destroy it, otherwise it goes to waste.

Oh cool... thanks man :)

Sunny
04-22-2005, 07:32 AM
"vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them"

hahaha, story of my life.

Sixpence.
04-22-2005, 07:37 AM
"You will soon be dishonored by someone you respect"


Ah yeah.
I gave it a second try. Good idea because now it says:


"You have an unusually repulsive personality"

Hehe.

shatskater
04-22-2005, 07:55 AM
"those who fail to properly care for cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed."

lol, thats great.

Mota Boy
04-22-2005, 08:04 AM
Because it had to be done.


be selfish with your money, trouble lies ahead.
...in bed.


"All your hard work will soon pay off."
...in bed.


"to get what you want you must commit yourself forever to dark forces"
...in bed.


"you cannot fall from the floor"
...in bed?


"You will attract uncultured people to your home."
...in bed.


"A friend is a present you can buy yourself"
...in bed.


"You will have difficulty finding outlets for your minor creative abilities."
...in bed.


" You are very negative in words, act and feeling "
...in bed.


''She who expects no gratitude...in bed, shall always be poor''


"Depart not from the path wich fate has assigned you, or you will die a hideous death."
...in bed.


Pray for what you want, but steal what you need.
...in bed.


"Now is not the time to try something new..."
...in bed.


"You have no outstanding traits"
...in bed.


"Those who fail to properly care for cars and trucks risk being run over while asleep in bed"
...in bed.


"Great fortune awaits you"
...in bed.


"Beware the dark, mechanical bird."
...in bed. (Black helicopters will come for you in your sleep).


You will be showered with "bad luck"
...in bed.


"vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them"
...in bed.


"You will soon be dishonored by someone you respect"
...in bed.

Nepthys
04-22-2005, 10:44 AM
'you will soon be dishonored by someone you respect'

erm.. ok, but I still prefer 'Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery'

Amanda
04-22-2005, 04:01 PM
Rye's and unholy's were the funniest ones lol

Punky Dudess
04-23-2005, 06:02 AM
an evil letter or message is on its way to you.

should i be scared?

_ߥ_vil_
04-23-2005, 06:31 AM
You will be showered with bad luck

You will attract uncultured people into your home.

Great!

original_psycho
04-23-2005, 06:41 AM
Your heart is impure, and your mind clouded, and your soul evil.
... Woo hoo!