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Gone_AwayUK
04-24-2005, 02:35 PM
Does anyone have any advice you could give me on pulling chicks? I really need the help!!

Thanx........GoneAwayUK

live_fast_gurl
04-24-2005, 02:36 PM
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa

notoriousdoc
04-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Does anyone have any advice you could give me on pulling chicks? I really need the help!!

Thanx........GoneAwayUK

lasso, drugs; works for me :D :D :D :D

crazy_offspring_gal
04-24-2005, 02:37 PM
if your chatting up a girl, dont brag about your ex's!
girls hate it! i cant stand it when lads do it!

notoriousdoc
04-24-2005, 02:38 PM
if your chatting up a girl, dont brag about your ex's!
girls hate it! i cant stand it when lads do it!

yes .

crazy_offspring_gal
04-24-2005, 02:39 PM
oh and if its someone new, get to know them first, it gives you and them a chance to get to know each other! and form a good friendship, which can become a good relationship :D

Gone_AwayUK
04-24-2005, 02:39 PM
No i'm being serious I really fink i hav a chance with her but theres something rong!

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-24-2005, 02:39 PM
No i'm being serious I really fink i hav a chance with her but theres something rong!

Can't get it up?

foxy
04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
tell her
"that a nice dress it would look real good on my bedroom floor"
it worked for me

crazy_offspring_gal
04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
No i'm being serious I really fink i hav a chance with her but theres something rong!
well whats the problem then?

ThrashedThrasher
04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
Can't get it up?


!!!!hahaha

notoriousdoc
04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
Can't get it up?

not that you'd know a lot about that wouldn't you...

do you reply to viagra spam?

RXP
04-24-2005, 02:43 PM
In a club this is what RXP does.

You pinch LOTS OF ASSES. I MEAN LOTS. EVERY GIRL YOU SEE YOU PINCH HER ASS.

Most will just ignore you, some will shout at you (rare) but even rarer is the girl who digs guys who pinch asses and you get talking to them.

This has always worked for me. I've pulled once in my whole life in a club. And man I fingered her on the dance floor (wel attmptd I couldn't get it in hahahahahaha). So I must be a stud. TMI vera?

original_psycho
04-24-2005, 02:43 PM
Can't get it up?
Haha, good one.

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:01 PM
In a club this is what RXP does.

You pinch LOTS OF ASSES. I MEAN LOTS. EVERY GIRL YOU SEE YOU PINCH HER ASS.

Most will just ignore you, some will shout at you (rare) but even rarer is the girl who digs guys who pinch asses and you get talking to them.

This has always worked for me. I've pulled once in my whole life in a club. And man I fingered her on the dance floor (wel attmptd I couldn't get it in hahahahahaha). So I must be a stud. TMI vera?

Thats pretty shallow isn't it? :/

foxy
04-24-2005, 03:03 PM
i tryed something like that and got attcked by a BF it was funny coz the guy was a total nerd and i beat the shit out of him and took his hot babe hahahahahaha

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-24-2005, 03:03 PM
You did nothing of the sort. Stop being a lying moron.

foxy
04-24-2005, 03:04 PM
your good
but apart from the last bit it was all true but i got slapped a few time b4 i gave up

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:05 PM
You did nothing of the sort. Stop being a lying moron.

Yes I am afraid I have to agree here.

Also, Fingering someone feels so much better when you actually feel something for them.

Probably?

*runs off with a sombrero*

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-24-2005, 03:05 PM
your good
but apart from the last bit it was all true but i got slapped a few time b4 i gave up

So what ACTUALLY happened was you pinched a girl's ass, and persisted. Eventually getting slapped and walking away.

Stud.

Homer
04-24-2005, 03:07 PM
one word: tray.

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:07 PM
So what ACTUALLY happened was you pinched a girl's ass, and persisted. Eventually getting slapped and walking away.

Stud.

H3 iz Pl43r!!!!!1

http://img136.echo.cx/img136/895/sarcasm3ky.jpg

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:11 PM
Thats pretty shallow isn't it? :/

I don't go to a club, get wasted, and dirty dance with sluts because Iwant a deep meaningful conversation or fulfuling relationship with the opposite sex. I go there for some easy action.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-24-2005, 03:12 PM
I don't go to a club, get wasted, and dirty dance with sluts because Iwant a deep meaningful conversation or fulfuling relationship with the opposite sex. I go there for some easy action.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Approval.jpg

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:13 PM
Aaaaaaand TheUnholyNightBringer sums up the topic with one picture!

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:13 PM
You look like Conner from Angel. omg

Homer
04-24-2005, 03:14 PM
I won't dignify that with a response

JoY
04-24-2005, 03:28 PM
In a club this is what RXP does.

You pinch LOTS OF ASSES. I MEAN LOTS. EVERY GIRL YOU SEE YOU PINCH HER ASS.

Most will just ignore you, some will shout at you (rare) but even rarer is the girl who digs guys who pinch asses and you get talking to them.

This has always worked for me. I've pulled once in my whole life in a club. And man I fingered her on the dance floor (wel attmptd I couldn't get it in hahahahahaha). So I must be a stud. TMI vera?
I wouldn't have cared if you said you fuck your girlfriend every night, in out, in out, faster, faster, change of position, roll over, doggy-style.. I wouldn't have minded any details about sex, or whatever. I do mind the content of this post, though, which doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sex. it just fucking sucks. it's a ridiculously misplaced form of fake/blown up arrogance & the whole post was just uncalled for.

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:29 PM
It was funny. It made me laugh. So I posted it.

Edit: i just read my post over. I actually do that alot. I'm a sleeze. I just tap girls on the ass in clubs. not EVERY single one. But I do do it. And I did attempt to finger that girl one time (it wasn't like I forced myself on her, she had her hand down you konw where). So most of that post is true and not even overblown arrogance. It's just me. If people don't like it they can lump it.

Homer
04-24-2005, 03:33 PM
Let the blind lead the blind

coke_a_holic
04-24-2005, 03:34 PM
Well, RXP, thats one person it made laugh. Anyone else? Anyone?

JoY
04-24-2005, 03:35 PM
you sometimes have a strange sense of humour. but if it's a comfort; maybe it's just me. I bet you'll hear that at least once in your life; "no babe, it's not you. it's me. really!"


I heard a pick-up line the other day, that I actually found to be rather charming. it was real silly, which made it kind of cute. a guy walked up to me & said "may I have this dance?". I danced with him for at least five minutes, gave him a chance to prove himself as silly & charming as his pick-up line & then moved on.

another pick-up line I heard Friday was just absolutely terrible. a guy wrapped his arm around my shoulder, coming from absolutely nowhere, we hadn't seen each other at all before & he says; "you're so going home with me tonight." I wouldn't recommend that one. urgh. *shudders*

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:37 PM
Haha, that does indeed sound repulsive.

Say he was sort of like the hotttttest man in the world to you at that moment, would you still have been repulsed by his shallow remark? 'Cause I get the impression with a line like that he was no looker. (Errr, bless him. Or not!)

JoY
04-24-2005, 03:39 PM
he WAS a looker. I mean, an arrogant, stuck up, "I can get any girl I want" looker. the kind of looker you LOOK at & seriously don't want to get involved with.

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:41 PM
Yeah but I'm not like that Bella. I'm a fucking geek with my shirt on, my white vest and bling. Most girls don't mind me touching them up. THey just think it's funny. (well they laugh, and then dirty dance [sometimes!)

Jackish
04-24-2005, 03:44 PM
Yeah but I'm not like that Bella. I'm a fucking geek with my shirt on, my white vest and bling. Most girls don't mind me touching them up. THey just think it's funny. (well they laugh, and then dirty dance [sometimes!)

Shouldn't you be at the G-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay unit forum? If there is one.

Seems a little out of place at an offspring forum, no offense.

Camilamazed
04-24-2005, 03:45 PM
*Wonders*
:confused:
Pulling chicks = cheating on Chicks????

JoY
04-24-2005, 03:47 PM
a geek touching me up.. somehow that doesn't appeal to me at all.
maybe you're smooth. maybe you suddenly changed to one fuckingly smooth mofo, who knows how to combine his looks with the right attitude & approach, one that is respectful to the girls at the same time. somehow I don't have that feeling from your posts, though. I think it has more to do with your screening of girls & which girl you pick to make a move on, but that's just me. again.

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:47 PM
Shouldn't you be at the G-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay unit forum? If there is one.
.

Oh yeah I'm bisexual. I love sucking cock too.

JoY
04-24-2005, 03:48 PM
*Wonders*
:confused:
Pulling chicks = cheating on Chicks????
no sweet Cammie. *smiles* it's just attracting them.

RXP
04-24-2005, 03:50 PM
a geek touching me up.. somehow that doesn't appeal to me at all.
maybe you're smooth. maybe you suddenly changed to one fuckingly smooth mofo, who knows how to combine his looks with the right attitude & approach, one that is respectful to the girls at the same time. somehow I don't have that feeling from your posts, though. I think it has more to do with your screening of girls & which girl you pick to make a move on, but that's just me. again.

Yeah who knows. Maybe to myself I think I'm a geek but to them I'm hot. I think this is likely. But to be honest I never get with anyone from clubs so I doubt I'm that smooth.

Anyway I gotta go sleep. Bella hope I didn't piss you off!

Camilamazed
04-24-2005, 03:51 PM
no sweet Cammie. *smiles* it's just attracting them.

Thank You Muchly :D

JoY
04-24-2005, 04:02 PM
nah Dush. even my nipple could piss me off at the moment. I'm completely exhausted & hungover from my weekend. I might come across as a little grumpy at the moment. I do mean what I say & your attitude (which I know you often just joke about) does seriously get on my nerves sometimes, but my opinion right now is not so much wrapped in sweet words as usual.

I think you're good looking. (again, no sweet words) I do think that for a long time you've underestemated your looks. but I can only say, that a guy who thinks a girl has to deserve *him* in a sense like "yeah, you've got big tits, you're allowed to sleep with me" is real fucking repulsive. you've got to deserve each other for a decent reason & I mean *each other*. when you approach a girl, you have to deserve her as much as she deserves you & that simply lies in a little respect.

there's a difference between having attitude & having AN attitude. on here you sometimes act (I -know- you often just joke around, but joke failed) like you have AN attitude, when I really don't think you actually do. sweetheart, it might work for Vlad (well, not always), but it just doesn't work for you. there has to be a certain style, when you pull such a thing & that style has to suit you.

sometimes you just come across as the guy that suddenly wrapped his arm around my shoulder & said with great confidence; "you're so coming home with me tonight." you're too good for that. you're better than that. & that annoys me.

sleep tight.

Betty
04-24-2005, 10:22 PM
Dush, you sound like the kind of guy I'd be really pissed off at if I went to a bar to dance. Which is rarely. But when I do, it's to dance with my friends and be silly and not have gross guys touching me. And if you do anything sexual without my consent, it is automatically gross.

Edit: Didn't read Bella's last post for some reason, but I agree.

meaning_of_life
04-24-2005, 11:02 PM
Does anyone have any advice you could give me on pulling chicks? I really need the help!!

Thanx........GoneAwayUK
hahaha. number one piece of advice is to not be ugly. if you are, get a new face.

SkunkIt
04-24-2005, 11:07 PM
Not true. You can be ugly but smart, nice or both.

ninth
04-24-2005, 11:19 PM
I've never bothered using a pick up line or doing the bar scene. I think my main deal with that is I, unlike most, enjoy being single and without OMGZ TIME TO HUMP females. (And then I somehow get myself wrapped up in a long term relationship, the hell?)

RXP
04-25-2005, 02:11 AM
sometimes you just come across as the guy that suddenly wrapped his arm around my shoulder & said with great confidence; "you're so coming home with me tonight." you're too good for that. you're better than that. & that annoys me.



Ha I do this sometimes too. As a joke though. I go up to girls and say the gayest pick up lines just to see their face.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-25-2005, 06:54 AM
hahaha. number one piece of advice is to not be ugly. if you are, get a new face.

This made me guffaw stupidly.

nameless
04-25-2005, 03:14 PM
oh and if its someone new, get to know them first, it gives you and them a chance to get to know each other! and form a good friendship, which can become a good relationship :D

im not so sure, being friends first just wouldnt seem right to me, having always just looked at them as a mate for so long, how would you tell what they thought if if they felt the same?! could you ever go back to being just mates?! i guess its down to the people involved!

SkunkIt
04-25-2005, 10:08 PM
I heard some guys walking in the hallway at school today saying "I play football' is not a pickup line and it made me laugh, because I imagined some guy going up to a girl and saying,"Hey baby, I'm on the football team."

The Goth Guy
04-25-2005, 10:49 PM
If you say anything to a gothic chick about football shes gonna take it as a chance to kick your ball.Hell if I was a girl I would kicks everybodies nuts.

SkunkIt
04-25-2005, 10:50 PM
If someone said that to me, it would make me laugh! :D

The Goth Guy
04-25-2005, 10:58 PM
Hey SkunkIt,Im on the football team.SIKE

RXP
04-26-2005, 01:32 AM
You wouldn't have enough talent to get on a football team, goth.

foxy
04-26-2005, 01:35 AM
yourdont need talent to play football all you got to do is kick a ball and run

RXP
04-26-2005, 01:39 AM
That's a talent you geek/loser

JoY
04-26-2005, 03:52 AM
I heard some guys walking in the hallway at school today saying "I play football' is not a pickup line and it made me laugh, because I imagined some guy going up to a girl and saying,"Hey baby, I'm on the football team."
hahahahahaha!
oh sorries, but that *would* be pretty fucking hilarious.

does anyone remember that part of Italian Job, where Handsome Rob manages to get in bed with a cable-girl just so he can steal her van & shirt? Lyle watches him, while he makes his move & makes up the conversation they're having.

HR: "hey how are you?"
cable girl: "I'm good."
HR: "nice to meet you, my name is Handsome Rob, and you are..?"
cable girl: "my name is Becky, it's written on the shirt."
HR: "listen, I need your shirt and your truck."
cable girl: "would you like my virginity with that aswell?"
HR: "if it's on the menu."
cable girl: "you're so witty, take advantage of me"
HR: "you're not too bright, are you?"
cable girl: "*giggles* no."
HR: "perfect."