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LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 12:56 PM
Who The Hell Is Offspring Is It A Band?! I Think Its A Band But I Have Never Heard Of It And Im Here Because Its Cool About All The Stupidity About You People...

0r4ng3
04-26-2005, 12:57 PM
If you don't know who the offspring are, what are you doin on the site?

Tired_Of_You
04-26-2005, 12:58 PM
The Offspring are a kind of g-strings.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 12:59 PM
The Offspring are a kind of g-strings.

OH COOL..ILL HEAR THERE MUSIC...

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 01:00 PM
If you don't know who the offspring are, what are you doin on the site?

AS I SAID BEFORE...IM HERE TO READ POSTS BECAUSE IT IS FUN!

0r4ng3
04-26-2005, 01:00 PM
ok then, have fun...

Tired_Of_You
04-26-2005, 01:01 PM
OH COOL..ILL HEAR THERE MUSIC...
yeah. Musical g-strings.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 01:04 PM
go fuck a bear


EW, NO! GO SCREW A GOAT!

coke_a_holic
04-26-2005, 01:08 PM
EW, NO! GO SCREW A GOAT!

BUUUUUURN.

Skate Rat 19
04-26-2005, 01:15 PM
didn't you see the picture on the home page, pretty fly for a white guy ring a bell? self esteem? hit that!?!?!?????

satitania
04-26-2005, 02:06 PM
he';s just screwing with us

*rolls eyes*

Jack the Tripper
04-26-2005, 02:08 PM
Who The Hell Is Offspring Is It A Band?!
That is the funniest thing I ever heard. I guess you never seen any of the wrods printed on the website or seen any of the photos or read any threads that were'nt pointless or ever used your damn brain.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 02:21 PM
That is the funniest thing I ever heard. I guess you never seen any of the wrods printed on the website or seen any of the photos or read any threads that were'nt pointless or ever used your damn brain.


no cause HERE no one talks about this TheOffspring crap...

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-26-2005, 02:48 PM
Oh, I think they do. You obviously can't read.

Jack the Tripper
04-26-2005, 02:57 PM
Oh, I think they do. You obviously can't read.
this is the irst time I ever agreed with you :eek:

Fly White Guy
04-26-2005, 03:28 PM
The Offspring are a kind of g-strings.

I thought The Offspring were mints.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-26-2005, 03:30 PM
this is the irst time I ever agreed with you :eek:

Maybe this is the start of a warm and beautiful friendship.

Then again, possibly not.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-26-2005, 06:11 PM
Oh, I think they do. You obviously can't read.


NO BECAUSE I DONT SPEND ALL MY TIME IN THE FUCKING COMPUTER READING FUCKING POSTS WITH NO MEANING.

turb0negr0
04-26-2005, 06:20 PM
NO BECAUSE I DONT SPEND ALL MY TIME IN THE FUCKING COMPUTER READING FUCKING POSTS WITH NO MEANING.

Good point, because God knows that's how I learned how to read.

roruken
04-26-2005, 06:53 PM
ha, good one Turb0

0r4ng3
04-26-2005, 06:56 PM
Wait, so you're serious? You didn't know who the Offspring were?

Telekinesis
04-26-2005, 11:42 PM
Who The Hell Is Offspring Is It A Band?! I Think Its A Band But I Have Never Heard Of It And Im Here Because Its Cool About All The Stupidity About You People...

No offence mate but do us all a favour and go jump off the Westgate Bridge.

Gayman
04-27-2005, 06:12 AM
Hey!! Coke a Holic!!! what is that tab below youre thing?
Thanks already! :D

satitania
04-27-2005, 06:14 AM
he cant be serious, no one can honestly come here not knowing who the offspring are, he's just playing with us.

0r4ng3
04-27-2005, 06:18 AM
Hey!! Coke a Holic!!! what is that tab below youre thing?
Thanks already! :D
that would be the "middle eastern" riff from Come Out and Play

Mentally_Challenged
04-27-2005, 12:05 PM
AS I SAID BEFORE...IM HERE TO READ POSTS BECAUSE IT IS FUN!

Yes. Riveting. Appart from the fact that you'll have no idea what anyone's talking about if you don't know what The Offspring are. *cough G-STRING cough*.... Or maybe the latest Air Freshening device. I'm not too sure myself.

burning-the-high-life
04-27-2005, 12:07 PM
don't forget the ever popular theory that it's a snack cheese

Mentally_Challenged
04-27-2005, 12:12 PM
Of course! How did I forget :P

burning-the-high-life
04-27-2005, 12:13 PM
lol (i like snack cheese)

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-27-2005, 12:14 PM
Wait, so you're serious? You didn't know who the Offspring were?

I DO KNOW WHO THYE ARE I WAS KIDDING...JEEZ

Mentally_Challenged
04-27-2005, 12:20 PM
I DO KNOW WHO THYE ARE I WAS KIDDING...JEEZ

Ya Think.....

(Damn, I Love saying that in the most obvious of situations :D)

0r4ng3
04-27-2005, 12:58 PM
I DO KNOW WHO THYE ARE I WAS KIDDING...JEEZ
yea so was i. i have no clue what the offspring is. is it some kind of snack cheese or musical g-string?

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-27-2005, 01:09 PM
yea so was i. i have no clue what the offspring is. is it some kind of snack cheese or musical g-string?

Yeah i think they are some musical g-strings...a Punk Rock Band...

notoriousdoc
04-27-2005, 01:19 PM
EW, NO! GO SCREW A GOAT!

http://yentala.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goat.jpg

http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/black%20bear/Black%20Bear%20485020.jpg

why not both???

Jimbob2005
04-27-2005, 01:27 PM
No offence mate but do us all a favour and go jump off the Westgate Bridge.
You might be hated, but you didn't fail to make me laugh.

Fly White Guy
04-27-2005, 05:33 PM
I understand why.

roruken
04-27-2005, 05:46 PM
I'll let you in on a little education. Appearently you don't get that often


The Offspring
One of the most popular and most successful music artists ever. The Offspring is the only band to not make any bad songs. The Offspring are a favorite to many many many many many many many........... many many many people. (I cut out many many many manys). Everyone with a working brain likes The Offspring because they are so good. If you don't like The Offspring, you just don't like music or never heard any songs by The Offspring except one of their least popular(which are still very very very very.... [too many verys] very very good).

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-27-2005, 05:48 PM
I'll let you in on a little education. Appearently you don't get that often


The Offspring
One of the most popular and most successful music artists ever. The Offspring is the only band to not make any bad songs. The Offspring are a favorite to many many many many many many many........... many many many people. (I cut out many many many manys). Everyone with a working brain likes The Offspring because they are so good. If you don't like The Offspring, you just don't like music or never heard any songs by The Offspring except one of their least popular(which are still very very very very.... [too many verys] very very good).



YOU LIE YOU LIE THE OFFSPRING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roruken
04-27-2005, 05:50 PM
YOU LIE YOU LIE THE OFFSPRING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sure. They suck so bad that they're one of the most popular bands ever. phh, you probably vote for federalists.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-27-2005, 05:53 PM
sure. They suck so bad that they're one of the most popular bands ever. phh, you probably vote for federalists.

YEAH THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER IN WHAT COUNTRY BECAUSE HERE IN UNITED STATES THEY ARE NEVER MENTION!!!

Fly White Guy
04-27-2005, 05:55 PM
To LordOfBadGrammar,
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Family_Feud-Tee-shirt.jpg

roruken
04-27-2005, 05:57 PM
YEAH THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER IN WHAT COUNTRY BECAUSE HERE IN UNITED STATES THEY ARE NEVER MENTION!!!
I'll ignore your horrible grammar for now. They are always mentioned and whenever they make a music video they're all over TV. So far, 6 of their songs went to NO.1 on VH1 and every album of theirs sold over 1,000,000,000 copies. Incase you can't count past 1, that's a lot of copies meaning they're pretty fucking good.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-27-2005, 06:00 PM
I'll ignore your horrible grammar for now. They are always mentioned and whenever they make a music video they're all over TV. So far, 6 of their songs went to NO.1 on VH1 and every album of theirs sold over 1,000,000,000 copies. Incase you can't count past 1, that's a lot of copies meaning they're pretty fucking good.



NOT HERE...I HAVENT SEEN ONE VIDEO FROM THEM

Fly White Guy
04-27-2005, 06:01 PM
NOT HERE...I HAVENT SEEN ONE VIDEO FROM THEM

Are you blind by any chance?

0r4ng3
04-27-2005, 06:01 PM
Are you blind by any chance?
it's a possibility. he probably can't see the caps lock button to TURN IT OFF!!!

satitania
04-27-2005, 06:02 PM
NOT HERE...I HAVENT SEEN ONE VIDEO FROM THEM

DURR DURR gaba gaba

thats about the amount i respect your view

gurgle garrrrrr

satitania
04-27-2005, 06:03 PM
it's a possibility. he probably can't see the caps lock button to TURN IT OFF!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

roruken
04-27-2005, 06:13 PM
Here's a history I dug up from VH1. Acually, it's from memory, but it's still almost accurate.

Gotta Get Away- Was a big fucking hit, went to NO.1

Come Out And Play- Was a bigger fucking hiit, also went to NO.1

Self Esteem- Was an even more bigger hit, went to NO.1 and was almost NO.1 end of the year

Meaning Of Life- Very fucking awesome according to everyone with commen sense and the least popular Offspring song

I Choose- One of the best hits. I don't think its one that should've been released as a single, but that's only becuase The Offspring are so damn good

Gone Away- NO.1 video of the year when it came out. Was at NO.1 on VH1 for a hell of a long time.

All I Want- Kept The Offspring popular after their 4th very fucking successful album

Pretty Fly For A White Guy- Most listened to song in some country (I forgot which one, but I heard it on TV). Was the hugest hit by any artist.

The Kids Aren't Alright- underrated, but that's becuase Pretty Fly was so damn popular that not many people realized that The Offspring just made an even better song

She's Got Issues- Very popular. Not much compared to the rest though.

Why Don't You Get A Job- Just another Offspring song that made The Offspring more millions of fans

Original Prankster- Fucking awesome party song. Wasn't at No.1, but was in the coutdown for a long time

Want You Bad- What many critics call the best love song ever made. Was very fucking popular and won yet another bunch of millions of copies for yet another album

Hit That- Was at No.2 at the end of the year countdown and was at No.1 at the plain countdown for 2 months. Then was at the end of the year countdown again last year, but I forgot which number.

Can't Get My Head Around You- One of the best songs ever made, but not one of The Offspring's best hits

Da Hui- a rest from making so many kick ass songs

roruken
04-27-2005, 06:18 PM
That might take him a few years to read.

Mentally_Challenged
04-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Do you think he has to use a braile keyboard? I wonder if they make them. For technologically addict blind people (and also the mentally retarded).

Mentally_Challenged
04-28-2005, 01:39 PM
Damn Typo. That should of said 'Addicted'

Sk8tr gRl
04-28-2005, 03:10 PM
Who The Hell Is Offspring Is It A Band?! I Think Its A Band But I Have Never Heard Of It And Im Here Because Its Cool About All The Stupidity About You People...

If u aren't a fan why the hell r u here ????

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-28-2005, 05:37 PM
If u aren't a fan why the hell r u here ????


http://wizbangblog.com/images/stfu.jpg

Bird
04-28-2005, 05:37 PM
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! damnit I says.

LordOfdEAthAndTime
04-28-2005, 05:53 PM
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! damnit I says.


Uhmmm you have problems...

satitania
04-28-2005, 05:56 PM
Uhmmm you have problems...

hey where'd your caps go?
it will surely be missed
well not really meh :p

dain84
04-28-2005, 06:48 PM
I'll ignore your horrible grammar for now. They are always mentioned and whenever they make a music video they're all over TV. So far, 6 of their songs went to NO.1 on VH1 and every album of theirs sold over 1,000,000,000 copies. Incase you can't count past 1, that's a lot of copies meaning they're pretty fucking good.
you do realize that you just said one BILLION?

satitania
04-28-2005, 07:12 PM
you do realize that you just said one BILLION?

if she said it in an evil voice, with her pinky to her lips then it can be excused
or if somehow magically it was true, thatd be cool too

otherwise
that's a few too many zeroes

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-28-2005, 08:19 PM
Roruken, Mein Kampf sold millions and millions of copies. Does that automatically make it correct?

SkunkIt
04-28-2005, 08:43 PM
Who The Hell Is Offspring Is It A Band?! I Think Its A Band But I Have Never Heard Of It And Im Here Because Its Cool About All The Stupidity About You People...You're an idiot.

Jimbob2005
04-29-2005, 10:06 AM
YOU LIE YOU LIE THE OFFSPRING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you on this BBS then? Imbecile.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-29-2005, 06:55 PM
YEAH THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER IN WHAT COUNTRY BECAUSE HERE IN UNITED STATES THEY ARE NEVER MENTION!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v435/TheUnholyNightbringer/Watch007.jpg

0r4ng3
04-29-2005, 09:05 PM
cool new pic, just as funny as "pained by your existence"

offspringintenselyrock
04-30-2005, 03:53 AM
NO BECAUSE I DONT SPEND ALL MY TIME IN THE FUCKING COMPUTER READING FUCKING POSTS WITH NO MEANING.
......but you do spend all your time putting Capitals At The Start Of Every Word?

notoriousdoc
04-30-2005, 03:56 AM
GO FUCK A DUCK THELORDOFTIMEANDSPACE!