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Camilamazed
04-26-2005, 05:08 PM
I know this "article" is too long but I had to post it because I laughed my ass off after reading it.
How come can a person send that to you realising that you can be dumb enough to do such thing???

Anyone wanna take it? I pass hehehe ;)


DEAR SIR/MADAM,

You may be surprised to recieve this letter from me since you do not
know me
personally, the purpose of my introduction is that, I am MR. JOSHUA
MOYO the
first son of MR.EDWARD MOYO who was recently murdered in the land
dispute in
Zimbabwe.

I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you.
Before
the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the
sum
of US20Milllion (Twenty Million United States Dollars), in one of the
private security company, as if he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe.
This money was deposited in a box as germ stones to avoid much
demurrage
from security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new
machines and chemicals for the farms and established of new farm in
Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr.Robert
Mugabe
introduce a new Land Act reform which wholly affected the rich white
farmers
and some few blacks farmers. And this resulted to the killing and mob
action
by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact, a
lot
of people were killed because of this land reformed Act for which my
father
was one of the victim It is against this background that, I and my
family
who are currently staying in South Africa decided to transfer my
father's
money to foreign account since the law of South Africa prohibit a
refugee (
asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any
financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone South Africa. As the eldest
son
of my father, I am saddle with the responsibility of seeking a genuine
foreign account where this money could be transferred without the
knowledge
of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am
faced
with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South Africa for
fear
of going through the same experience in future since both countries
have
similar political history. Moreover, the South African Foreign Exchange
Policy does not allow such investments for an asylum seeker. As a
business
man, who I have to entrust my future since both my future and of my
family
are in his hands must let you know that this transaction is risk free.
If
you accept to assist me and my family all I want you to do for me is to
make
arrangements and come to Johannesburg-South Africa, so that you can
open a
non-resident account which you will aid us in transferring the money
into
any account which you will nominate overseas. This money I intended to
use
for investment in ASIA or USA, more desirably in your country and with
you/your firm in particular. I have two options for you, firstly you
can
choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your
account
for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for proper
profitable investment of the money in your country.

Whichever the options you want, feel free to notify me I have also of
this
money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this
transaction.
If you do not prefer partnership I am willing to give you of the money
while
the remaining will be for my investment in your country. Contact me
with the
above E-mail or telephone number+27. 73695.1038.

Yours Faithfully,
joshua moyo
(FOR THE FAMILY).

satitania
04-26-2005, 05:16 PM
people can be pretty dumb

there's a cell phone you can buy now with the feature that if you put it up to a song on the radio itll tell you what song it is and who its buy

why would you pay for something like that?

Lars
04-26-2005, 05:28 PM
germ stones? what are they?

I'm sure I've seen this Joshua's name listed before on some site that dealt with this stuff.