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HornyPope
04-30-2005, 09:56 AM
True story. We were talking about some real personal stuff today, like the size of our penises and stuff, and then he asked me what was my favourite song off Ixnay. I replied, and then he said that his is Amazed, so I protested "dude Amazed is from Smash", but Justin insisted that he's right and a quick google check right away proved that indeed he is.

JUSTIN IS A BIGGER OFFSPRING FAN!

I've never been more embarassed in my entire life.

crazy_offspring_gal
04-30-2005, 09:58 AM
so thats what guys talk about when us girls are not around, there size of there penises........!

HornyPope
04-30-2005, 10:04 AM
We always talk about penises, regardless of the company, the only difference is we don't lie among males.

I'm 12".
He's 14".

crazy_offspring_gal
04-30-2005, 10:07 AM
enough has been herd!

"going to have a lads night out" - they say!

"afew beers yano" - yea right!

Noodles is gay
04-30-2005, 10:08 AM
I'm 12".
He's 14".

no fucking way! :eek:

crazy_offspring_gal
04-30-2005, 10:09 AM
no fucking way! :eek:
lol yea......and pigs will fly! :D

HornyPope
04-30-2005, 10:13 AM
I'll never lie about an issue as serious as a man's penis.

/going now

RXP
04-30-2005, 10:15 AM
JohnnyNemesis has teh biggest cock round here.

Jebus
04-30-2005, 10:19 AM
We always talk about penises, regardless of the company, the only difference is we don't lie among males.

I'm 12".
He's 14".
You're black right?

Endymion
04-30-2005, 10:23 AM
12 and 14? i assume you mean flacid.

RXP
04-30-2005, 10:26 AM
http://kabolo.metropoliglobal.com/pix/yaume.jpg

RXP
04-30-2005, 10:30 AM
Sold it for drugs?

RXP
04-30-2005, 10:32 AM
You have an awesome memory for a druggie.

Little_Miss_1565
04-30-2005, 12:32 PM
We always talk about penises, regardless of the company, the only difference is we don't lie among males.

I'm 12".
He's 14".

Pictures. Now.

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2005, 01:22 PM
Pictures. Now.

I second that.

It's quite laughable. I never heard Splinter either, I beat you too Vlad. Then again, I used to know a lot of useless facts about the band members.

Mota Boy
04-30-2005, 01:35 PM
We always talk about penises, regardless of the company, the only difference is we don't lie among males.

I'm 12".
He's 14".
Ha, reminds me of the time I was out eating dinner with a couple roommates and a female friend. One of my roommates always jokes about having an enormous dick, so finally the girl pushed him to tell the actual number. After a couple minutes of prompting he finally says "Let's just say that it's lucky number..." To which I responded. "Lucky S.O.B... and here I had to end up with an unlucky number."

I've since been introduced to friends of theirs who met me with "Oooh, you're the guy that said that."

Endymion
04-30-2005, 01:41 PM
Ha, reminds me of the time I was out eating dinner with a couple roommates and a female friend. One of my roommates always jokes about having an enormous dick, so finally the girl pushed him to tell the actual number. After a couple minutes of prompting he finally says "Let's just say that it's lucky number..." To which I responded. "Lucky S.O.B... and here I had to end up with an unlucky number."

I've since been introduced to friends of theirs who met me with "Oooh, you're the guy that said that."

that's pretty fucking classic right there.

Camilamazed
04-30-2005, 01:55 PM
Men are exactly the same all over the world..... Why the hell are they always worried about their pennis size hahahahaha :D

Endymion
04-30-2005, 01:59 PM
nah, we just do it around women to humor them.

Mota Boy
04-30-2005, 02:20 PM
Men are exactly the same all over the world..... Why the hell are they always worried about their pennis size hahahahaha
...because if I wasn't, I'd constantly be tripping over the motherfucker.

RXP
04-30-2005, 02:23 PM
Am I the only one who likes his 3" penis?

ninth
04-30-2005, 02:53 PM
I like your three inch penis just fine.

HornyPope
04-30-2005, 03:31 PM
Sorry, no pics. Can I just buy a really expensive car instead? Because everyone with a 100k luxury sedan is very large in his pants, right?

And I could never remember the discography. My earlier Offspring listenings came from copied tapes. I was thirteen when Ixnay made its mark. Some guy I knew owned a cd and ended up giving me the front cover because Cypress Hill was the new hot band of the day. I cut the cover and taped it on some notebook.

http://tinypic.com/4siqnl

Cool, huh?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2005, 03:41 PM
Awwwww. I can see your name on it! It's bewdy. And it's so funny when the old people talk about the band. Makes me wanna be all embarrassing again.

HornyPope
04-30-2005, 03:57 PM
I blured out the last name because even though I care very little for my "personal information", I figure it's always better to take this stuff out of the way.

SkunkIt
04-30-2005, 09:30 PM
so thats what guys talk about when us girls are not around, there size of there penises........! Just like the same way girls talk about their bra sizes! :D

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2005, 11:56 PM
I blured out the last name because even though I care very little for my "personal information", I figure it's always better to take this stuff out of the way.

I very much agree. I'm careful with my last name, phone number and address and personal information like that.

HornyPope
04-30-2005, 11:57 PM
BuBUT I KNOW IT!!!! HAHAH!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-01-2005, 07:10 AM
JohnnyNemesis has teh biggest cock round here.

Ooh, it's like a fuckin' broom handle.

Or so I've heard.

crazy_offspring_gal
05-01-2005, 02:52 PM
Girls talk more about our dick sizes than we do, and we know it.
yep me and my gals comper our bf dick sizes lol :D

Trippy
10-07-2005, 07:48 AM
funny.....

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 07:54 AM
funny.....

Get fucked by testicular cancer.

Italia311
10-07-2005, 07:57 AM
lol that was a little harsh...

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 08:19 AM
haha sin studly is an offspring fan.

the_GoDdEsS
10-07-2005, 08:22 AM
Oh man, stop being retarded. Most people used to listen to the band at a point in their life. After all, this is an Offspring forum. Seriously, just drop it.

Nirushika6789
10-07-2005, 08:24 AM
and is there something wrong with knowing a little about a band you used to like/ still like a little???

I don't think so

Cejus
10-07-2005, 08:24 AM
Oh man, stop being retarded. Most people used to listen to the band at a point in their life. After all, this is an Offspring forum. Seriously, just drop it.
Ha! You can make fun of us, and we can't make fun of him/you?

Cejus
10-07-2005, 08:25 AM
and is there something wrong with knowing a little about a band you used to like/ still like a little???

I don't think so
In fact, there isn't anything bad. I still know a lot of things of bands that I don't listen to anymore.

Trippy
10-07-2005, 08:26 AM
Ha! You can make fun of us, and we can't make fun of him/you?

See what I meant when I mentioned about The_goddess? she's one tight bitch, auch!

Nirushika6789
10-07-2005, 08:26 AM
In fact, there isn't anything bad. I still know a lot of things of bands that I don't listen to anymore.
exactly

(10)

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 08:27 AM
Oh man, stop being retarded. Most people used to listen to the band at a point in their life. After all, this is an Offspring forum. Seriously, just drop it.
Stop it. You're so predictable.

EDIT: By the way, why don't you say that to the thread starter too?

Vera
10-07-2005, 09:05 AM
God, this topic was so funny on the first page. :/

14"? Please. Mine's 79 ft.

Sin Studly
10-07-2005, 09:12 AM
haha sin studly is an offspring fan.

Haha, you're still you.

platinumpt
10-07-2005, 09:26 AM
http://www.suonodiroma.com/labirinto.swf

Rancid_Guyxxx
10-07-2005, 12:49 PM
http://www.suonodiroma.com/labirinto.swf

Ok that actually scared the shit out of me. I was so concentrated.

HeadAroundU
10-07-2005, 01:20 PM
I love Amazed!
yay! :)

XYlophonetreeZ
10-07-2005, 02:43 PM
I remember BadHabit95 (from the old boards) used to talk about his gigantic dong and appeared to be totally serious about it. Even if he made up the size (which was around 11-12," so he claimed), he still talked about it with the most sincere intentions of people actually believing him.

That said, I TOTALLY believe HornyPope.

Trippy
10-07-2005, 02:44 PM
I love Amazed!
yay! :)
It's a great song, yes.

Izie
10-07-2005, 02:51 PM
We all know mine is the biggest. No contest.

-Iz

I can confirm this

-Tizz

Tizz cqn't type zhen drunk.

-Iz

Iz can't type on Dutch keyboards

-Tizz