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JoY
05-01-2005, 10:26 AM
WHAT?

"baby, you fucking me makes me bilingual."

yes, I'm listening to the radio. no one can top such strange lyrics. try me.

wheelchairman
05-01-2005, 10:27 AM
I took a trip down to L'America,
to trade some beads for a pint of gold.

JoY
05-01-2005, 10:38 AM
weird, but not weird enough.

wheelchairman
05-01-2005, 10:48 AM
haha I just remembered some good ones. The first night I was with Inge, she put on a band called Ilya, and one of the lyrics was,

'when all the eyes leave Sacarine'.

Vera
05-01-2005, 11:40 AM
Maybe the bitch bites his tongue in half when they're doing the dirty.

coke_a_holic
05-01-2005, 11:45 AM
I'm quite partial to the lyrics for H.B. Hotel by the Vandals. It's pretty graphic, so if you don't want to have your mind feel like it's being raped you may not want to read these lyrics...

So I grab some pliers
pulled off her clit
Sit on her face and
make her eat my shit
Tie her up
beat her with bats
Stick her in the cellar
feed her to the rats
Poke her in the eye
fuck her in the socket
Get a dull butter knife and
cut her tit a pocket
Put a gun upto her head
make sure that fuckin bitch is dead

Ah, I love that song so much...

Linda
05-01-2005, 12:04 PM
That's horrible.

JoY
05-01-2005, 12:19 PM
that IS fucking horrible.

coke_a_holic
05-01-2005, 12:21 PM
Yeeeaaah... It is pretty bad. It's a funny song though, because the beginning is a cover of the song Heartbreak Hotel, and then it gets really loud and angry. I remember when I first heard that song... Great memories.

JoY
05-01-2005, 12:42 PM
Maybe the bitch bites his tongue in half when they're doing the dirty.
no, I think the rest of the lyrics had something to do with lips.

turb0negr0
05-01-2005, 02:14 PM
Who the hell wrote those lyrics? :rolleyes:

sk8ter-hater
05-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Pull the tape worm outta your ass, hey!!

0r4ng3
05-01-2005, 07:57 PM
strange lyrics? family reunion by blink182. it's stupid, yet kinda funny.

turb0negr0
05-01-2005, 08:03 PM
strange lyrics? family reunion by blink182. it's stupid, yet kinda funny.

Isn't that the one that goes "Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat" throughout the whole song?

0r4ng3
05-01-2005, 08:04 PM
yep, that's the one

Camilamazed
05-01-2005, 08:13 PM
You guys say that because you have no idea about Brazilian Funk Music Lyric.You all would die if you listened to that. It's a shame...... :rolleyes:

SkunkIt
05-01-2005, 08:42 PM
WHAT?

"baby, you fucking me makes me bilingual."

yes, I'm listening to the radio. no one can top such strange lyrics. try me.
"When I die, bury me, hang my balls on the cherry tree
let them get ripe then take a bite
and if they don't taste right then don't blame me"

Jimbob2005
05-02-2005, 01:51 AM
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Parallel Universe:
You can die but your never dead spider's web

,, - Purple Srain:
To fingerprint is not a sin/I put my middle finger in
...
Up to my ass in alligators/Let's get it on with the alligator haters

????

They have many strange lyrics to go with their great music. They are the only lines I can remember off by heart though!

JoY
05-02-2005, 03:37 AM
but seriously, you're all talking of punk-/rock-like songs. I'm actually talking about a dance-track. you know? with the oomph, oomph, oomph. the loud beat going on in the background.

it's not very weird for punk/rock songs to have strange, rebellious-like lyrics, to say the least, but a DANCE-TRACK. omg. that's just revolutionary!

Not Ozymandias
05-02-2005, 03:41 AM
no one can top such strange lyrics. try me.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge

JoY
05-02-2005, 03:42 AM
Kelis!!!!!!

I'm an old, old, die-hard fan. it's slightly pathetic, but rather fun, too.
somehow I can see sense in that, though. in her lyrics, I mean.

wheelchairman
05-02-2005, 05:36 AM
While singing live, Jim Morrison said 'Adolf Hitler is alive and well, I fucked her yesterday.

Isolated Fury
05-02-2005, 05:42 AM
While singing live, Jim Morrison said 'Adolf Hitler is alive and well, I fucked her yesterday.

He also commented on how he believed astrology is bullshit. After hearing that and the Hilter remark, I practically messed my pants...

sKratch
05-02-2005, 07:15 AM
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Parallel Universe:
You can die but your never dead spider's web

,, - Purple Srain:
To fingerprint is not a sin/I put my middle finger in
...
Up to my ass in alligators/Let's get it on with the alligator haters

????

They have many strange lyrics to go with their great music. They are the only lines I can remember off by heart though!
If you're going to memorize lyrics, memorize them correctly.

Nina
05-02-2005, 08:09 AM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge


HAHAHHA.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the YARD

i truely love the word yard.

and i liked that song :x

JoY
05-02-2005, 09:07 AM
HAHAHHA.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the YARD

i truely love the word yard.

and i liked that song :x
me too.

shortly after I broke my ankle, I constantly had to sit down, even when everyone was standing, because it hurt so much. & one time, four of my friends saw me sitting alone, while everyone was drinking, walking around, talking, having a good time.. & they came up to me & all came to sit on my lap & started to bounce, singing; MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD & THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS... man, I cried with laughter & I cried because it was awesome.

Vera
05-02-2005, 10:03 AM
Oh, the age of LSD. How about The Beatles? Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds? I Am the Walrus? Cuckoo-cuckoo-kookchoo-cu-cu-cuckoo-choo?

SicN Twisted
05-02-2005, 10:52 AM
i'd travel ocross the ocean to suck off the last guy that fucked her.

JoY
05-02-2005, 10:58 AM
i'd travel ocross the ocean to suck off the last guy that fucked her.
*raises eyebrow*

*hands you the title*

my god, that was weird.

Vera
05-02-2005, 11:22 AM
Pornographically romantic.

Nina
05-02-2005, 01:10 PM
..or just super fucking weird.

Not Ozymandias
05-02-2005, 10:45 PM
& one time, four of my friends saw me sitting alone, while everyone was drinking, walking around, talking, having a good time.. & they came up to me & all came to sit on my lap & started to bounce
Do you, um, have pictures of this event?

Telekinesis
05-03-2005, 12:38 AM
Here's some really confusing lyrics from a song by They Might Be Giants called Birdhouse in Your Soul: I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Also in Spare Me The Details (you should know who it's by considering your at their website) the line "My girlfriend, My dumb donut" make me laugh, why the hell did he call his girlfriend a donut :confused:

Jackish
05-03-2005, 03:10 AM
Its the sort of name used for affection, or he was using it for ironic affection. Donut, I mean. Or pudding. Etc.

JoY
05-03-2005, 05:16 AM
Do you, um, have pictures of this event?
...no.
I wish I had actually, it was quite fucking hilarious.

Telekinesis
05-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Its the sort of name used for affection, or he was using it for ironic affection. Donut, I mean. Or pudding. Etc.

Hi Jack! :D Are you sure it was used for affection, coz he said dumb donut and it's not nice to call someone you love dumb. I thought it might have a more yuck "dirty" meaning to it for some reason I think any word I don't know the meaning to is dirty and it normally is!