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the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:15 PM
why does this guy continue to send me stupid messages? :confused:

Originally Posted by the drunken kitten
Quote:
Originally Posted by UnityMinersrulz
hey is that you in the corner??


yes it is


Lets fuck what do you say ??

Jackish
05-09-2005, 04:27 PM
Ummmm.... There worse than the ones I got from "sally"

the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:31 PM
i just got one from somebody else :eek:

Jackish
05-09-2005, 04:34 PM
ha, I constantly get PM's from Unity, asking if I can help him lose his virginity and whatnot.

Buy him some viagra?

ninth
05-09-2005, 04:35 PM
Fuck viagra, ENZYTE.

the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:39 PM
romance is dead!!

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:40 PM
romance is dead!!


...especially in this society

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2005, 04:41 PM
Which I'm sure wasn't aleady implied...

the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:43 PM
i don't think viagra or enzyte are what minority needs. someone find him an online hooker :p

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:44 PM
i don't think viagra or enzyte are what minority needs. someone find him an online hooker :p


good suggestion! or just a good porno sight so he will leave us alone

the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:46 PM
that's a good idea we can start pm-ing him links to porn sites.

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:47 PM
that's a good idea we can start pm-ing him links to porn sites.


I'm SO on board...I could just see his reaction now....

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2005, 04:50 PM
Stop being such sluts, the two of you.

Endymion
05-09-2005, 04:50 PM
romance is so not dead, it's just withering

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:51 PM
Stop being such sluts, the two of you.


oh, shut up, have you ever been PMed by that guy? it's disturbing where he's begging for sex

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2005, 04:53 PM
I was joking.

He does sound pretty sad.

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:55 PM
I was joking.

He does sound pretty sad.


it is, it is, I should say that you're a girl and your avatar and user name are of your boyfriends, and he would PM you saying he wants sex..just watch

the drunken kitten
05-09-2005, 04:58 PM
my avatar was a cat and he pm-ed me. and wanted to have sex. beastiality!!

punkangel
05-09-2005, 04:59 PM
my avatar was a cat and he pm-ed me. and wanted to have sex. beastiality!!


he's so perverted!

Tired_Of_You
05-09-2005, 06:00 PM
I receive pms from Unity too.

sKratch
05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
My personal favor (note that I never said a word to QUEEF prior to this):

QUEEF
Senior Member

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 143

White Guys Should not have afros.

Lose the afro queer boy.

Mr. Noodles
05-09-2005, 06:15 PM
A message I got from noodlesdec25....


Hey noodles, i love the Offspring.
I'm a peruvian punk rocker and want to know when you guys come here.

It went something like that!

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2005, 06:34 PM
My personal favor (note that I never said a word to QUEEF prior to this):

QUEEF
Senior Member

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 143

White Guys Should not have afros.

Lose the afro queer boy.

I remember her! QUEEF was fucking ugly as shit.

Endymion
05-09-2005, 06:55 PM
i'm still confused by:

sherban sherban is offline
Member

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Timisoara,Romania
Posts: 41
Default ur an idiot
congrats on ur second and last neurono's ideea

anyway im sorry for u...not every one has syphilis...

so dude...next time u get a brain storm...go outside and get hit by lightning

wait a second...u must be a jerk ass...dont u know masturbateing can couse seeing problems...im sorry 4 u and hope ul have a happy new year...that ofcourese if u know what a year...i could help u articulate words i f u want but i dont think u'd get it

anyway...farewell and...i must say..u have talent...u shoud be a fire man...that way u whould have a big pipe with liquid comeing out all the time...

slut

JohnnyNemesis
05-09-2005, 06:56 PM
Okay, that was honestly one of the dumber things I've seen on this BBS.

And I've read offspring kid's threads (http://www.offspring.com/forums/search.php?searchid=122527).

sKratch
05-09-2005, 06:57 PM
haha what
<3 romanians

voodoomagik
05-09-2005, 09:24 PM
haha what
<3 romanians
haha..im laughing my ass off..you're so funny...hahaha


Okay, that was honestly one of the dumber things I've seen on this BBS.

And I've read offspring kid's threads (http://www.offspring.com/forums/search.php?searchid=122527).
this guy from timisoara is like 11 yrs old.... :D

DirtyMagical
05-09-2005, 09:37 PM
I can gladly announce that I only recieved one random pm from a person I never talked to. I haven't read it yet, and I don't see why you people are concerning yourselfs with reading bullshit sent to you by people easily recognized as morons.

However, I guess it could be fun to screw with their minds.

JoY
05-10-2005, 12:25 AM
he's been repeatedly sending me PM's with such a content, too.

RXP
05-10-2005, 12:29 AM
Meh I only get Sunny and Godess begging me for more hot pics of myself. But I just ignore 'em.

neocon58
05-10-2005, 12:31 AM
noodles is viewing right now...

RXP
05-10-2005, 12:31 AM
Yeah he wants me too

Noodles
05-10-2005, 12:31 AM
I'm sad. No one ever pm's me for sex.

Whoa...That sounds desperate, huh?

Don't try it. I'll just play hard to get.

JoY
05-10-2005, 12:35 AM
I'm sad. No one ever pm's me for sex.

Whoa...That sounds desperate, huh?

Don't try it. I'll just play hard to get.
no darling, you just get piles & piles of fanmail from tons of females, who'd do anything to even touch you. *smirk*

& wait, -play- hard to get?? let's stop there for a while, shall we. *winknudge*

neocon58
05-10-2005, 12:36 AM
noodles, i actually tried to PM you then (not for sex.....) but the administration has set it up so you cant receive any.

Noodles
05-10-2005, 12:44 AM
Oh. Well that makes me feel better. Fucking administration. I'm firing them first thing in the morning.

Endymion
05-10-2005, 12:48 AM
there should be an age limit for this board: must be 17 years of age, and not romanian.

RXP
05-10-2005, 12:49 AM
Not Canadian?

Endymion
05-10-2005, 12:51 AM
nah, betty's canadian so they stay. croats can be banned too.

JoY
05-10-2005, 12:52 AM
nah, betty's canadian so they stay. croats can be banned too.
NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS!! :( :(

RXP
05-10-2005, 12:55 AM
omg who was it that used to post that all the fuckin time?

JoY
05-10-2005, 01:07 AM
some Croat.

voodoomagik
05-10-2005, 01:38 AM
I'm sad. No one ever pm's me for sex.

Whoa...That sounds desperate, huh?

Don't try it. I'll just play hard to get.
even rockstars have this problem....its a crazy world we're living in.... :D

voodoomagik
05-10-2005, 03:29 AM
haha what
<3 romanians


there should be an age limit for this board: must be 17 years of age, and not romanian.
I was going to let this pass but I just couldnít. You insult my culture by saying something like this. You are insulting our history, our great men, and everything they stood for. You are being judgmental, when I should be, because quite frankly people here in Europe, no offence, consider americans to be the most retarded nation alive. I ignore all of that because I think people shouldnít be judged using as a criteria their nationality and I also think that every culture deserves respect and every man deserves a chance. Nevertheless Iíve been called a stupid gipsy on this forum by people who donít really know what they are talking about, people like you who donít even know their own past and they start talking shit or making presumptions, jokes about other cultures. You take all of my culture, which by the way represents a lot to me and put it on the shoulders of an 11 yr old kid who doesnít know what heís saying. Thatís a lot of stupidity.
And speaking of stupid posts skratch I heard you got some posts on bash.org. You should check it out. Maybe you are the winner of this contest-thread.
Besides that, endymion, because you are laughing your ass off every time somebody makes a grammar mistake maybe you should try to learn a foreign language and post on some foreign forum; letís see the feedback on that.
I was going to write more but blah! I am probably wasting my time anyway, because I already know what kind of replies Iím going to get.

RonWelty
05-10-2005, 03:43 AM
noodles, i actually tried to PM you then (not for sex.....) but the administration has set it up so you cant receive any.
i tried to send him the phone number of Pamela Anderson :( he just canīt got it :(

JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2005, 05:55 AM
NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS!! :( :(

Though I missed the historical significance of this comment, I am still literally laughing out loud here!

JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2005, 06:03 AM
I was going to let this pass but I just couldnít. You insult my culture by saying something like this. You are insulting our history, our great men, and everything they stood for. You are being judgmental, when I should be, because quite frankly people here in Europe, no offence, consider americans to be the most retarded nation alive.

A few things:

1) I am probably the only person who even read half of that post.

2) Americans are bashed CONSTANTLY on this BBS, so just calm down already. There's pretty evenly distributed nation bashing, so just take it like a man.

3) The grammar mistakes aren't what people were laughing at. We were laughing at the sheer stupidity of the actual message the 11 year old was trying to get across.

4) It's so true I have to say it again: Americans are bashed CONSTANTLY on this BBS, so just calm down already.

RXP
05-10-2005, 06:27 AM
Fucking yankee

Mota Boy
05-10-2005, 06:53 AM
omg who was it that used to post that all the fuckin time?

I AM MOTA BOY, who later changed his name to MOTA BOY

That's the only member whose suicide I've repeatedly advocated.


I've never gotten a random PM either. I'm usually the one that gets drunk and sends them.

RXP
05-10-2005, 07:03 AM
Telling 1565 and Vera you wanna a 3some?

JohnnyNemesis
05-10-2005, 07:05 AM
I'm up for a a 3some with Vera and 1565. Like, now.

voodoomagik
05-10-2005, 08:53 AM
A few things:

1) I am probably the only person who even read half of that post.

2) Americans are bashed CONSTANTLY on this BBS, so just calm down already. There's pretty evenly distributed nation bashing, so just take it like a man.

3) The grammar mistakes aren't what people were laughing at. We were laughing at the sheer stupidity of the actual message the 11 year old was trying to get across.

4) It's so true I have to say it again: Americans are bashed CONSTANTLY on this BBS, so just calm down already.
endymion does that "Grammar time" shit all the time...i wasnt referring to this particular case...clearly that ''sherban" kid is an idiot....anyway...just want you to know that i consider you one of the few ppl(that i know of) around here that uses his brain...and thank you for reading half of my post. :D

Endymion
05-10-2005, 08:59 AM
actually voodoo, the romanian ban was prompted by you.

to the best of my knowledge, i have not poked any fun at romania other than suggesting a ban. if you do a search (or maybe it was on one of the older boards) i have actually insulted some nations--brazil, croatia, probably india. the philippines too. but romania, no. i've also insulted america, i've bashed americans. most of the people i've 'grammar time'd were native english speakers, for only they can fuck english up in such a fashion.

lastly, steal yourself a since of humor roma.

JoY
05-10-2005, 11:04 AM
I AM MOTA BOY, who later changed his name to MOTA BOY

That's the only member whose suicide I've repeatedly advocated.


I've never gotten a random PM either. I'm usually the one that gets drunk and sends them.
yes, YES, that was the dude.

what do you think happened to him?
..uh oh.

Jack the Tripper
05-10-2005, 02:07 PM
I'm sad. No one ever pm's me for sex.

Whoa...That sounds desperate, huh?

Don't try it. I'll just play hard to get.
sorry, I don't pm old men who don't fuck with Da Hui

livingdeadgirl
05-11-2005, 03:42 AM
because it insults you even more?

livingdeadgirl
05-11-2005, 03:52 AM
i guess im an idiot then!
ignore me.............................................

voodoomagik
05-11-2005, 05:10 AM
I never payed attention to you in the first place! Kidding :D

lost_nvrfound
05-22-2005, 03:20 PM
its so funny... i was readin through this and i realized that i had a new pm... from unity no less... it was kinda ironic... all it said though was hey how are you doin today... :D