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the original pyro
05-15-2005, 12:12 AM
According to a new law that may pass, if I feel threatened by anyone, it is my right as a Floridian to be able to shoot them in self defense.

Dont fuck with me

Skate Rat 19
05-15-2005, 07:39 AM
they didn't pass it yet, i know the governer signed it but tell us if it passes, i'll feel so special being the maker of the original thread about this.

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 07:46 AM
America is so stupid...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 09:23 AM
I totally agree, sorry but it is just fucking retarded.

original_prankster
05-15-2005, 12:46 PM
Yes, yes it is.

So, if someone comes over here, and pokes another person a bit too hard, they can be shot? :eek:

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 01:18 PM
Bloody Bush...

Noodles is gay
05-15-2005, 01:22 PM
America is so stupid...

you speak the truth.

Although i've been saying that for the last 8 years.

original_prankster
05-15-2005, 01:31 PM
Can I move in with one of you?

phoenix
05-15-2005, 02:04 PM
thats so retarded....some americans ave issues

Unnatural Disaster
05-15-2005, 02:13 PM
Man, the Bush family has gone too far now...

phoenix
05-15-2005, 02:21 PM
now???????they did that some time ago

Skate Rat 19
05-15-2005, 05:20 PM
what will the US be like in 5 years

DEXJR
05-15-2005, 10:54 PM
I can leggaly steal something. :rolleyes:

Skip91
05-16-2005, 12:55 AM
some of the issues these days are so screwed up
who remembers the dude who got sued coz a burgular
broke into his home and fell through a glass window

original_prankster
05-16-2005, 08:50 AM
We're moving to the UK in a year and a half! :D I can't wait...

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 10:13 AM
Well, welcome to the land of:

Grey skies, in summer
chavs
crap radio
PO-TA-TOES!
terraced houses
absurd taxes
The lovely NHS
The price of petrol (gasoline) at over a dollar a litre
Even more hypocritical governments
"It's 'cos I'm black, innit"

And comedies that are actually FUNNY

the original pyro
05-16-2005, 10:41 AM
Well, welcome to the land of:

Grey skies, in summer
chavs
crap radio
PO-TA-TOES!
terraced houses
absurd taxes
The lovely NHS
The price of petrol (gasoline) at over a dollar a litre
Even more hypocritical governments
"It's 'cos I'm black, innit"

And comedies that are actually FUNNY
You forgot that there are no attractive people, their food is bland, they have really annoying accents sometimes(especially in children), and it's cold as balls.

Yatesy
05-16-2005, 11:00 AM
That law's a bit silly, like this law in the UK, I think its in Leeds on a Sunday in front of a castle, you can shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow. Oh and did I mention he must be wearing a kilt.

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 11:02 AM
You forgot that there are no attractive people, their food is bland, they have really annoying accents sometimes(especially in children), and it's cold as balls.

Bloody Americans...

1. Crazy offspring girl is ravishing AND British
2. At least we have traditional food instead of pretending to by nicking the native's
3. Not half as bloody irritating as almost ALL American accents
4. It's quite warm here, it reached 20 degrees centigrade
5. Oh yeah, we have a system of measurement that makes sense

Punk_Conspiracy
05-18-2005, 02:17 AM
Australia rules them all.

ninth
05-18-2005, 03:25 AM
Bloody Americans...

1. Crazy offspring girl is ravishing AND British
2. At least we have traditional food instead of pretending to by nicking the native's
3. Not half as bloody irritating as almost ALL American accents
4. It's quite warm here, it reached 20 degrees centigrade
5. Oh yeah, we have a system of measurement that makes sense

1. No, COG is a sick broad
2. No one eats buffalo
3. 12581687643x more irritating than any American accent
4. We run the gamut on temperatures
5. The names of your measurements are so queer

(In yo' face)

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-18-2005, 08:38 AM
2. At least we have traditional food instead of pretending to by nicking the native's

You have GOT to be kidding me. The only "traditional" food we have is fish and chips, and even chips originated in Ireland. Pretty much everything else we eat is from another country. Have you seen the amount of Chinese, Indian, Cantonese, and one of 100 other nationalities who own resturants in England?

Noodles is gay
05-18-2005, 10:24 AM
Yorkshire puddings? I don't know...I was just wondering.


Well, welcome to the land of:
...
PO-TA-TOES!
...
The price of petrol (gasoline) at over a dollar a litre
...
And comedies that are actually FUNNY

I don't say PO-TA-TOES..... :confused:

you know their petrol is like 1/3 the price of ours :mad:

But yes, British comedy is one of the greatest inventons ever! Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers! so great! :D

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:32 AM
Yorkshire puddings? I don't know...I was just wondering.



I don't say PO-TA-TOES..... :confused:

you know their petrol is like 1/3 the price of ours :mad:

But yes, British comedy is one of the greatest inventons ever! Monty Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers! so great! :D

Yorkshire puddings are the best British food ever, they're great when the bulk of the meal is actually in them

What about The mighty boosh, League of gentlemen and Have I got news for you?

Noodles is gay
05-18-2005, 10:34 AM
What about The mighty boosh, League of gentlemen and Have I got news for you?

"This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here!"

HAHAHA!! Tis genius! :D

And have i got news for you is great too


I haven't seen 'the mighty boosh' though...

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:36 AM
1. No, COG is a sick broad
2. No one eats buffalo
3. 12581687643x more irritating than any American accent
4. We run the gamut on temperatures
5. The names of your measurements are so queer

(In yo' face)

1. COG is twice as nice/intelligent/cute as you
2.You would if there were any left :mad:
3.Most of us don't have an accent because we speak English as it's supposed to
4. What about the equator?
5. Yes, bloody Europeans, but they do make sense

Yatesy
05-18-2005, 10:40 AM
You have GOT to be kidding me. The only "traditional" food we have is fish and chips, and even chips originated in Ireland. Pretty much everything else we eat is from another country. Have you seen the amount of Chinese, Indian, Cantonese, and one of 100 other nationalities who own resturants in England?


Yeah thats true and the bad thing is I don't like Fish! :( The UK is boring too. :-\

notoriousdoc
05-18-2005, 10:58 AM
"This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here!"

HAHAHA!! Tis genius! :D

And have i got news for you is great too


I haven't seen 'the mighty boosh' though...

Did you see the joke shop bit last night? "'Ere mate, try this, it's crabs powder. Put it in the groom's pants and 'E'll be thinking 'bout scrathin' all the way up the aisle"

The mighty boosh websites:

http://www.themightyboosh.com/news.html

http://themightyboosh.blogspot.com/

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/935192/ep1_3.jpg

http://www.thebooshisloose.co.uk/junglerm.jpg

This one's got a link too long to put on, so I've got this instead (http://www.thebooshisloose.co.uk/junglerm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thebooshisloose.co.uk/telly.html&h=241&w=250&sz=49&tbnid=TAL64XR5O4gJ:&tbnh=102&tbnw=106&hl=en&start=8&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bmighty%2Bboosh%26hl%3Den%26lr%3 D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

ninth
05-18-2005, 03:13 PM
1. COG is twice as nice/intelligent/cute as you
2.You would if there were any left :mad:
3.Most of us don't have an accent because we speak English as it's supposed to
4. What about the equator?
5. Yes, bloody Europeans, but they do make sense
1. Now you're just being ridiculous.
2. I'd rather eat an actual Indian than a buffalo (can we say casino cashes?)
3. I live in the Midwest, I speak English as it should be spoken.
4. The Equator is irrelevant.
5. Schwa

Dead Cheerleader
05-18-2005, 06:05 PM
Man, the Bush family has gone too far now...

Yeah, but who's going to stop them?