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Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:11 PM
Now, i'm not really a fan of the films, it has to be said... nothing for or against 'em... just not a fan...

BUT... what do people think of Star Wars PORN? Just an idea i think would be fun to do as a writer/director...

Keep an open mind... and try to think of any characters you would fuck and why... maybe interesting quotes like 'feel my force' etc, or comical scenarios in films... whatever floats your boat...


sick perverted little freak...

Know what she thinks, but there is nothing wrong with perversion... :D consider this field research... hahaha

Endymion
05-15-2005, 01:16 PM
welcome to the internet. all your ideas are ten years old.

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:21 PM
Dammit. Fuck... well seems no one was interested anyway... man i feel warped and unappreciated...

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 01:23 PM
I was !

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:27 PM
I was !

Woo!

Had really long and fucked up conversation about it last night, really indepth, right down to sales gimics and everything... and it was hilarious... thought this thread my spring forth more comedy... but alas no...

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 01:30 PM
What about the character Obi wank-onobi?

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:35 PM
hahahaha sweet... you wanna join the team? we could use another warped mind to add to the warpedness... mwaa... next step GLOBAL DOMINATION...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:37 PM
But whatever happens I WANT CHEWBACCA...

darko
05-15-2005, 01:38 PM
u must be bored....or have u been thinking this for a while?

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 01:39 PM
But whatever happens I WANT CHEWBACCA...

Chewcokka, yeah?

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:40 PM
Nah my mate brought it up... and we had a long drunken conversation about lightsabres and yoda... it was really bizarre... and yes i might also be bored... and was hoping that there were other wierd people out there...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:41 PM
hahaha, why am i finding this funny? hahaha

*is currently seeking professional help...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:43 PM
SEE, SEE ... it's not abnormal... SEE!!! I'd love to have Darth... hehehe

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:44 PM
chaaach chhhhhhheehhh OH YEAH chhheeehhhchchchchc chhchchhhchchc

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:47 PM
Harrison never really did for me... Just wanna run my hands through that thick long fur... somat to hold on too... hehehe

When it comes to Heroes that make me go weak at the knees I've always been an anti-hero seeker... love vampires and evil men... mmm

darko
05-15-2005, 01:48 PM
lets see
darth and is it chewbaka? big hairy thing?

grunge
05-15-2005, 01:48 PM
I want to fuck my right arm

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:50 PM
lets see
darth and is it chewbaka? big hairy thing?

Hell yeah... why not ?

Telling me you wouldn't fuck DARTH VADER? you lie like a trago mills calculator.

original_prankster
05-15-2005, 01:51 PM
How about a gay scene with Darth and one of his henchmen dudes...

His black suit would be painted white...

:eek: :D

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:53 PM
I'm the evil-rogue type... Tavington in the Patriot is an archetype of my true love... *knees buckling*

Maria

Don't recall him... maybe it's an old guy thing but Alan Rickman :D ... know he's never really played down-right EVIL... but still...

Though the misunderstood badboy is always good too...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 01:54 PM
How about a gay scene with Darth and one of his henchmen dudes...

His black suit would be painted white...

:eek: :D

LMFAO i smell a cult a brewing

Noodles is gay
05-15-2005, 02:03 PM
^ Damn, i know his name but it's escaped me for the moment.


Come on in Indiana Jones he was a god, but in this swashbuckler of a galaxy far, far away he just blows me up... *collapses*

http://raven.theraider.net/images/smilies/whip.gif - Indiana Jones

But Ford = no!

For me it'd always be MELVIN! http://www.traumtroepfchen.de/bilder/smilies/liebe2.gif




...then: http://www.traumtroepfchen.de/bilder/smilies/liebe6.gif

Followed by: http://www.traumtroepfchen.de/bilder/smilies/s34.gif

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 02:04 PM
MMMmmmm, baddie guy from The Crow (same guy who played sherrif of Nots's cousin -stabbed with strong spannish steel)... not to over-shadow Brandon Lee of course, now that man was so beautiful... it makes me want to cry...

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 02:06 PM
Dammit folks i gotta jet... therapeme is calling... hahaha mmm Angelina Jolie...

original_prankster
05-15-2005, 02:09 PM
Or, simply change Princes Leya/Laya/however the hell you spell it to Layou and have her be a whore in the movie. Luke finds her, not knowing who he is, and has his way with her...

Yes, I'm bored. :p

Flexing Wings
05-15-2005, 02:10 PM
hahahahahaha i'm glad people warmed to this concept, at first i thought that i was the only one...

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 02:12 PM
Paul Bettany *slaps fingers* it had slipped my mind

I would also have sex with the Elephant Man (john merrick) but I wouldn't like that rumour to be spread.

Yeah & Terminator 2... *pokes steel cheek*

Melvin is a midget -a wondrous midget. :p

Maria

What about me babe? Do I miss out on the lovin'?

I could dress up as anyone!

original_prankster
05-15-2005, 02:12 PM
Star Wars Episode 3: The Sith Are Cumming.

Noodles is gay
05-15-2005, 02:13 PM
yes, Melvin is wonderous! :D


Noods I love your smileys with a vengeance! *starts fencing*

Maria

The forum ones are pretty rubbish, but mine are cool! Almost as cool as Melvin (in fact, that's ridiculous!)

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 02:14 PM
Get back to bed! :D *lashes him*

Maria

OW! Goddamnit! Ooh... ;)

Noodles is gay
05-15-2005, 02:16 PM
Where dja get them? Both Melvin & the smileys? :D

Maria

Melvin from the classics department at school, and the smilies from Google or http://www.traumtroepfchen.de/smilies.html

notoriousdoc
05-15-2005, 02:23 PM
My bed's big enough for two, possibly three... ;) :D :p :o

LordOfdEAthAndTime
05-15-2005, 02:28 PM
Now, i'm not really a fan of the films, it has to be said... nothing for or against 'em... just not a fan...

BUT... what do people think of Star Wars PORN? Just an idea i think would be fun to do as a writer/director...

Keep an open mind... and try to think of any characters you would fuck and why... maybe interesting quotes like 'feel my force' etc, or comical scenarios in films... whatever floats your boat...



Know what she thinks, but there is nothing wrong with perversion... :D consider this field research... hahaha


can i see that porn!! *drooling*

Noodles is gay
05-15-2005, 02:32 PM
My bed's big enough for two, possibly three... ;) :D :o

Big enough for three you say....;)

Goth
05-15-2005, 07:43 PM
Feel the heat of my light sabre, bitch. Lol

Skip91
05-16-2005, 01:46 AM
may the force be with you

Evil-Dead
05-16-2005, 09:31 AM
less talk, more porn.

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 09:32 AM
star wars suck dick

Don't post here then asswipe. NOT HARD IS IT?

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 09:34 AM
less talk, more porn.

I think i ACUTALLY MAY LOVE YOU

livingdeadgirl
05-16-2005, 09:34 AM
thats just weird........sick...............twisted.......an all them other words wich mean the same thing.

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 10:07 AM
For chick into Maz you're a little closed minded... if you don't mind me observing...

But thanks for the compliment anyways... even though you forgot 'down right wrong'.

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 10:25 AM
^Good god, the blasphemy! :eek: :eek:

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 11:16 AM
^Good god, the blasphemy! :eek: :eek:

Me no understando...

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 11:20 AM
The blasphemy that "down right wrong" wasn't included ;)

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 11:24 AM
Aaaah i see...

Thought to self 'uh oh will have upset another Maz fan... ', and loving Maz myself i would have thought that would've been hard but dunno...

Just can't believe it really, is fucking Chewbacca that disgusting an idea?

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 11:26 AM
Aaaah i see...

Thought to self 'uh oh will have upset another Maz fan... ', and loving Maz myself i would have thought that would've been hard but dunno...

Just can't believe it really, is fucking Chewbacca that disgusting an idea?

Just as disgusting as zoophilia

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 11:28 AM
Erm, do you mean beastiality? Or something altogether weirder to someone as pure as the driven snow ... like me?

*braces self*

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 11:38 AM
Erm, do you mean beastiality? Or something altogether weirder to someone as pure as the driven snow ... like me?

*braces self*

Yes, zoophilia is the scientific name for beastiality. Like necrophilia is the scientific name for getting it on with dead people

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 11:41 AM
So are you saying that Chewbacca would technically fall under beastiality brackets? :eek:

notoriousdoc
05-16-2005, 11:52 AM
So are you saying that Chewbacca would technically fall under beastiality brackets? :eek:

Yes, as he has so much hair.

Yoda:"I sense taken by bear you want to be"

Flexing Wings
05-16-2005, 12:13 PM
*blushes*

Can't believe it is that incomprehensible... I just wanna run my fingers through all that fur... tugging and passion, rough and smooth... surely is just exaggerated equivalent of liking running fingers through long hair when kissing?

What is the scientific term for screwing an extraterrestrial?